#non-prescription

[birdkeeperklink]

Ooh! When do you wear the blue light blocking glasses?

I use them whenever I'm on a computer or my phone! (I'm using them right now, in fact)

They reduce the amount of eyestrain by filtering out some of the blue light from these types of screens, but unlike the "twilight mode" offered by some phones and computers, I haven't noticed much of a difference in the colors - no strange orange/red cast to everything 👀

[lazycranberrydoodles]

i ,am normal and can be trusted around reagan ridley

[marsbotz]

whats ur fucking deal

[gaphic]

there are two wolves inside you. one is dirkdave sleepy sappy tender romantic missionary love making. one is dirkdave deranged unhinged straight-up necro shit that only a complete sicko would even identify as sex. the wolves are fucking

[clotpolesonly]

trans!Declan hc that his "stomach pains" are cramps and Ronan's just a dumbass who forgot that Declan still has periods

his super secret stomach pills that he got from the aglionby nurse are just midol and they're only secret cuz he's stealth at school

[arctic-hands]

I still think it's stupidly funny that a year and a half after getting vision-saving brain surgery I get diagnosed with pretty significant astigmatism and need glasses

[averinthine]

oh how i wish i could just be taking the pills that make me joyous all the time... unfortunately the pills that make me joyous are also the pills that make me incredibly drowsy, and sometimes i have things i would like to be able to do without falling over

[miaitzia]

Does shinpachi really need his glasses he seems completely fine without it in Ryugujo arc

[thelambliesdown1974]

I’m driving around in my sedan dressed as Patrick Bateman by myself while people stare from the sidewalk this Valentine’s Day and eating raw celery with dip from Trader Joe’s which are my two favorite things in the world

[exvangelical]

i cannot find an uberspecific reddit thread about what im dealing with so uh hi im nearing my mid-20s and don't want to date but also am very aware i will probably need to find somebody within the next couple years or otherwise i will lose my entire support system (and not be able to afford to live indoors) bc all my friends are in long-term, committed relationships (one of them is getting married later this year) and they have proven time and time again they'll prioritize OTHER FRIENDS over me, much less their significant others.

i would just try and find friends who are also perpetually single, but lbr, society hates single people (especially single women) and the social benefits just aren't there for the platonic friend group who want to buy a house together and basically form a commune. plus, again, i'm nobody's favorite person, so i don't even think i could form that kind of friend group.

on top of that, like i said, i don't really want to date to begin with? most men who like me back i feel next to no attraction to, and i'm so introverted that i'm really not interested in trying to force myself to like someone just so i don't wind up homeless when my roommates inevitably move on and build lives with their partners.

also, in my experience. men (bc my parents are raging homophobes and i dont feel like dealing with it) are so fucking clingy. leave me ALONE i dont want to text you or call you every fucking waking hour of the day. i need at least 3 business days to disappear before you get concerned. (if i did miraculously find somebody, we would definitely be a "separate bedrooms" couple, or at least i would have my own space where he's not allowed to enter without explicit permission.)

tldr i dont want to date but im basically fucked within the next 5 or so years otherwise, and i don't think i can build this idyllic, elusive "community" that everybody seems to prattle on about like "oh but platonic relationships are just as important!!!" which is NOT FUCKING REALITY FOR THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE. "build your community, find your community" I TRIED. THEY ALL GOT BOYFRIENDS AND LEFT ME BEHIND.

[lamortwrites]

So, theoretically, what I should do is wait until a day where I am not tired and then consume a large amount of caffeine and see what effect, if any, that has. Unfortunately I do not recall a single day in the past several years in which I have not been tired, so my control would be too out of whack for this to be a reliable experiment. But is there an opposite effect I can try instead? Are there any easily obtainable depressants other than alcohol out there??

[neilphen]

i know how john lennon felt cuz i frequently enrage ppl around me with my big mouth and also am very very blind

[faery-wizard]

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[valiantlycleverinfluencer]

I hate Doug ford so much.

[whichenbywitch]

tfw your cat got so badly stressed out so bad, he almost died from not pissing, was in the vets for 4 whole days getting treatment, and now he has to take Gabapentin for the next week.

I cope watched the Scooby-Doo movies yesterday just to keep myself relatively stable. (I was still unstable)