whichenbywitch

[whichenbywitch]

your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

[whichenbywitch]

isn’t Gorbachev that fake tumblr movie

yes

[whichenbywitch]

this modern day fandom culture is killing me because we’re losing the art of shipping

these days you have to publish a dissertation and make a 100 page powerpoint with textual and subtextual evidence to back up the fact that you like seeing two characters together because apparently people can only ship what’s canon now

back in my day we used to be able to ship characters who never interacted,

we used to ship characters that didn’t even exist within the same media

[whichenbywitch]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[whichenbywitch]

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

[whichenbywitch]

my brother is like. Halfway asleep and he was just babbling on about how "it should be calcifer's moving castle. He's the one who does the moving. Put that- pos- put that on your tumblr. Free post right there."

So here's your free post guys. Everybody say thank you kerry

[whichenbywitch]

Trend i’m noticing looking for books with my little sister

[whichenbywitch]

Got bitten by a radioactive dinner and now I've got supper powers

[whichenbywitch]

When I was a kid, and there basically was no Okami merchandise (at least not that I could find or afford back then), I got my own Ammy, a webkinz husky. Her markings were needle felted onto her by my mom, I made recreations of her weapons out of cardboard and markers, and she came with me everywhere. I’ve had her for probably over 15 years, and I have lots more Okami merch now, but she will always be the most special piece of Okami merch I own.

Congrats on your return Ammy! I look forward to new adventures together.❤️

[whichenbywitch]

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

[whichenbywitch]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[whichenbywitch]

I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality

[whichenbywitch]

FRIENDS • S7E10 • “The One With the Holiday Armadillo”

[whichenbywitch]

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

[whichenbywitch]

seasons greetings 

[whichenbywitch]