#non-podcast

[noecantsleep]

WE ARE SO BACK

[capesch-arts]

The King

You can't have them, not unless we're willing to

[tawnyevergreen]

I wonder if she’s out there

[kahtiihma]

when I first joined the Malevolent official discord in April 2021, there were some goofs being made about fanfiction and I made a quip about tender hand holding. HG send me this file the very next day.

Transcript:

Arthur: I- I don't understand- John: I want you to hold my hand, Arthur. Arthur: Okay! John: Tenderly. (Music starts playing) Arthur: All right. John: How does it...how does it make you feel? Arthur: It's...nice. I quite like it. John: Me too. (dramatic clang sound effect, music fades out)

[ego-sum-ex-altiora]

As an afab enby person, I’m tired of the reactions I get to growing my hair out. No I’m not detransitioning, and no I’m not “embracing my femininity”. I’m growing my hair out to be more like Jonathan Sims. Nothing else.

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

By popular demand (three people enabled me)

The options are designed to sound as unhinged as possible, so some things may be worded in an odd way. Honestly, it’s not hard to sound unhinged with what Arthur and John get up to!

These are all off the top of my head, so I may have missed out on some wonderful opportunities, alas.

Edit: There is a small error in here, so if you notice it, just pay no mind. I am half asleep. I short-circuited.

[artliss1]

Chiptune for the fans

[moookar]

Benevolent. What a podcast

(The correct colors aren’t displaying super well—click on it to see my intended palette!)

[unpretty]

patreon coasts so hard on being the first big name in artist support/paywalling. no rss feeds for anything except podcasts. each patreon only gets one podcast feed so if they've got multiple 'shows' it's all jumbled up together. once you connect discord you're in the discord for every patreon you subscribe to, no option to be selective about it. there's ostensibly a shop function but only for digital items and barely anyone uses it, meanwhile there's all these sticker clubs that give you special shop passwords and codes to use on their actual functional website. writing posts in the patreon post editor sucks. they don't even offer things that would actually be useful, like letting artists collab and offer discounts to people who subscribe to multiple patreons as a bundle.

this got away from me but every time i want to listen to a podcast ad-free only to discover that i will need to subscribe to a patreon feed that includes six other podcasts i don't care about i want to gnaw on an ethernet cable

[lloyd-the-green-gremlin]

I went on a drawing spree a few days ago, and since I was listening to Rouges! (my beloved) i drew some of my Jonny Cranes.

(I do love drawing him in with his tits out in some slutty ahh fit)

[yourdailyqueer]

Stanzi Potenza

Gender: Non binary (she/they)

Sexuality: Bisexual

DOB: 17 October 1995

Ethnicity: White - American

Occupation: TikTok influencer, actor, comedian, podcaster

Note: Has ADHD and Epilepsy

[capesch-arts]

Faroeverse sillies

Clothes and Jane ref 👇

[beetlerings]

I’m slowly becoming a Demonkicker

No mark ^

[thecorruption-thespiralsversion]

TMP Stream Of Consciousness Theory

(Like, I'm forming it and I'm not sure where I'm headed here)

Spoilers All - TMP

So as I'm reading through a lot of Lena Post on here it's starting to strick at me. Her wording when she vaguely explained things to Gwen in EP 13, Futures.

Gwen asks if they're the bad guys.

Lena hesitates before answering "We are... Managing, the bad guys."

Unlike the The Magnus Institute they aren't collecting Statements, they're keeping track of them.

Lena doesn't see herself and her work as good, but a necessary evil.

This would make Lena NOT Jonah's Parallel, but Gertrude's.

To Gertrude, Michael was a necessary evil, but she hurt no more people than absolutely necessary.

Lena isn't willing to put her employees in unnecessary risk.

The Magnus Institute was destroyed and OIAR has something called The Magnus Protocol.

They're preventing the Dread Powers from taking hold. Be it Fear, Hunger, or Regret. They're making sure no one of them gets a real foothold into our world. And if one gets to close. Well, they have their last resort.

The Magnus Protocol

Non Vacillabimus

We Will Not Falter

[arthur-lesters-spinal-cord]

If i raised HP Lovecraft from the dead the first thing i would do would be punch him in the face. The second thing i would do would be make him play sucker for love.

Finally, i would show him the potato-lord jarthur butt sex image. And just like Shub Niggurath he will explode into a million tiny pieces, into less than dust and be erased from existence

[unpretty]

incidentally the radiotopia independent podcast network is like. 1,000 donors short of their goal for 2024. i think it's worth giving them money just to support the memory palace and ear hustle, but even if you don't listen to any of their shows i think they deserve to be more successful than true crime slop networks with five minutes of casino ads every ten minutes