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TU TE CALMES HARRY KANE, y a pas le temps pour vos buts d'entrée, certaines personnes regardent les résultats des législatives ici
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#vous êtes cramés les mecs#non mais OH#UN PEU DE PUDEUR MERDE#ta main dans ses cheveux ? homosexuel mais passe encore.#TA MAIN SUR SA GORGE ALORS QUE TU VIENS DE LE PLAQUER AU SOL ??? C’EST CRAMÉ PUTAIN#l’avare#comédie française
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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FINALLY CAUGHT UP! - Mettaton May post! -
I hope it's ok to skip some of the days, because 8, 9, 11 & 13 were just not coming to me BWEHH So I did the ones I thought I could do. I did em' digitally this time, bc I'm too lazy to open up my sketch book more often LOL Though, they're still doodles/sketches, bc I don't think I have it in me for a full piece every single day AAAA
Days: 6 - Merch (shout out to the Mettaton plushie I bought. My fam said he looks like Tetris) 7 - Ghost 10 - Phone 12 - Applause 14 - Fashion 15 - Love 16 - ....Leg (I'm so sorry for what I did with this day LMAOOO)
#I love how they're all following a colour theme#I might keep going with that ngl#black and pink... my beloved#ofc the ghost one is my favourite#i love drawing his ghost form so so much#even though it's my own version and non canon LOL#there's something fun about drawing a pink ghost with an edgy haircut BAHA#so me core istfg#oh yeah I am still experimenting with how I actually draw Mettaton bc I'm not happy with how I do draw him?#so sorry if anything looks weird KJHJSDGHFSD#ANYYYYWHOOO#mettamay#mettaton may#my art#mettaton#mettaton ex
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the closed wound and bleeding heart
agent and penguinronpa is created by @tofudemaru
#meepo art#penguinronpa#agent penguinronpa#dot the disguise gal#dotgent#blood cw#penguinronpa spoilers#but like. implied y'know#anyway yes i'm still on my dotgent grindset. angst edition#also because of a certain chapter 4 penguinronpa analysis video that made me think about the non-binary yuri™#oh yeah i may or may not have redesigned my dot humanisation just a little bit oopsie daisy
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Hello! Random whipper snipper! Share a WIP of your work!
ooh, with pleasure. six the musical araleyn fanart? in the year 2k24? more likely than you think xDD

i realize this looks finished, but technically i'm still deciding whether to add a background or not lol. still, for the sake of sharing a proper WIP, here's a line or two from an araleyn brainworm WIP that i started reworking yesterday (mild tw for religious guilt and period-typical internalized homophobia from aragon's pov):
She remembers sharing her bed with Anne at Henry's behest, remembers the nights of tossing and turning and trying not to think about Anne asleep next to her-- remembers waking up to dark hair spilling across her pillow and the press of blood-warm bosoms against her own, softer than sin, as hot as the Devil, remembers lying still as death, mouthing prayers into the heat of Anne's neck like an act of penance.
#six the musical#six the musical fanart#six the musical araleyn#araleyn#araleyn fanart#i... cannot remember if it's fandom custom to use the full name tags#ah so it appears it is in fact fandom custom#catherine of aragon#catalina de aragon#anne boleyn#today we hazard a fleeting glimpse into the abtruse psyche of the dusty...#what other fandoms do they contain? wouldnt you like to know weather boy#well i mean honestly i don't know either but we'll find out as they rotate thru my conciousness#not trek#yeaaah i'm a spones girl (gender neutral) through and through. The more you know#and before you ask no this is not the og old married couple that went so hard i gained a type in ships forever after#though they are pretty up there in my blorbo rotation cycle#... on some level i may be yelling into the void with this one but no harm in that yeah?#but maybe the six fandom isn't as dead as i've been assuming. who knows? this is my self indulgent blog dammit#ill be self indulgent <33#also i keep forgetting it's pride month xDD my straight irls wish me happy pride and im always like OH Right nice yeah#but i haven't drawn these two in so long!! feels so good stretching the old married sapphics muscle again#dust writes#so happy about the vibe in this one ngl! theyre Soft ok. i like that very much. And also this aragon is so my type LMAO#really rambly tonight whoops. but i guess its the closest to a non-art post i can get to keep my page navigable? mm#...dammit now I'm thinking about araleyn in spones' roles. also i REALLY really should study#in hugely dire straits right now yall except i can't stop drawing/writing. whooooops.#sapphic#pride month#dust talks
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love how the trailer keeps up the tradition of making dante look cool and keeps the fact that he's a fucking loser with the personality of a teenage mutant ninja turtle a surprise
#OHHH god wow i am excited.#MUTUALS PLEASE GET INTO DEVIL MAY CRY#it's PERFECT for people who like trigun#oh you like stories about non-human identical twin brothers as reluctant enemies#you want another one#devil may cry#dmc#mine
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mais c’est qu’il m’insulte en plus
(alors déjà je découvre le nom de ta inbox et je t’apprécie encore plus) et ensuite ÉVIDEMMENT que je demande mon crack ship oc calder x blaise pour le ask meme

Le ship est tellement nimp j'ai envie d'en savoir plus pour que ca devienne un cas d'étude parce que j'ai juste ça comme info

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winston my quant of billions
#''😒''#corned beef#winston billions#& green of all things; drew it in purpley pink & being like whoa hey is this too much deliberately breaking out this Rare Coloring#minty fresh....been funny to be rotating the villainy of; let's say; bsol & xmas & then thinking about billions' whole other world there#& its completely different take where of all things winston is like. treated as a villain in a way its sicko My God central men aren't#(who are also quite different from iconis villains but yknow with the very fundamental differences in general what else is a surprise)#axe? prince? alive & well & billions does mean to be commenting on that like yeah sure#but winston? gotta be humiliated & violated & attacked / killed (if figuratively + just by assumption Oh He's Fiiine)#as well as basically truly dead to everyone but in a Never Existed / Spontaneously Shunned way. nobody thinks about him ever again#including when non wretched central men characters are getting these silver linings Benefits from their sabotaging a central man#not winston though maybe; the writing has forgotten him / sees no worth in bringing him up unless At His Expense; not gain#didn't get background randos telling prince or the like to go fuck himself at any point. open contempt reserved for winston there#better to have Objective Entitlement to power over / access to people & then; hey what the; be an asshole about it???#than to not just Have that entitlement & not expect it & not try to use it & be friendly & minding your own business as much or more than#any other characters like good lord what a Loser. the queerness & disability of this inferiority? just some jokes (at winston's expense)#& we will be killing him like nobody even considers for central men takedowns. those are polite & we all have Some regret it came to this#better to abuse people than. be so unepic (different from Normal white cishet 50some men who love certain media)#& on that note you're never gonna guess what's Good to do to the unepic people who bring it upon themselves....yeah haha. abuse#you're never gonna guess but power difference is a given & also good if an epic person has that power. & on that note#what can they do with it but keep unepic people in their place? what other hope do we have? winston may try to say a pun. or speak at all :#anyway while there's the absolute joys of Any Good Bastard over in a wildly different oeuvre it's like well yknow#while winston is already Ruining Things as more a Wretched Sicko Evil Asshole for seeing himself as a person & others as people#instead of himself as an inferior who has to apologize for existing & initiating any interaction vs only ever doing as he's told#unlike the best heroes who know they're superior & will use others & mess with their lives however they feel is justified; you're welcome#like well if winston's such an exceptional dick(tm) around here that he has to be introduced w/discussion / explanation around this#great let him be even bitchier & more ''difficult''....& billions would never & that's why [sorry to all the characters trapped in there]#the slightest glimpses of like & The Quasirival Weirdo Duos Are Kinda Being Cunts b/w usual parallels riawin & taylip#what comes of that? oh nothing. but as ever these are at least glimpses of a little more liveliness & range for making room for this a sec#anyway imagine getting so niche that your other kinda just as niche thing is like. less niche. but not really. wheee yayyy fr lol My Whimsy
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the inherent homoeroticm of lighting a cig with another man
version w/out the blue filters below!! >:D
Honestly i also like this version!! less dramatic, sure, but i like the casualness of it?
#SOMETHING SOMETHING CREATING WARMTH IN A COLD PLACE#THE WARMTH EMANATING FROM EACH OTHERS CLOSENESS. EVEN IF IT MAY NOT BE INTENTIONAL. WHATS IMPORTANT WAS THAT IT WAS THERE#AAAAUUUGH#this piece was inspired from when i was just going out of my house to go to school#everything had a blue hue because it had just rained and it was pretty early. the sun wasnt out yet#and what stood out from the blueness was this guy smoking a cigerrete. the light was so strikingly orange.#and i knew i wanted to draw it. capture it somehwo#ANYWAY YEAH MORE AUGUSTE AND MARSHAL BEING CUTE HEEHEE This is pre dating. auguste still wanted to kill this guy HAHA#oh god what tag did i use#star chronicles#star chronicles art#Also this is the first non school art ive made for a LONG time IM SO HAPPY#literally was giggling as i was doing lineart
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La situa delle stanze in affitto a Tokyo:
- ieri chiedo il preventivo delle spese iniziali via mail
- adesso, dopo lavoro, mando la mail per chiedere come "prenotarla"
- per sfizio vado sul sito dell'agenzia: l'annuncio non c'è più
#UN GIORNO#pure se non ero come dicevo io me lo stavo facendo andare bene pur di andarmene da quella share house il prima possibile#niente oh#manco 24h di tempo per valutare che si fottono tutto#stavo per prenderlo senza manco vederlo eh#a occhi chiusi fidandomi delle foto che spesso sono strafinte#non riuscirò mai a trasferirmi.... ho capito#appartamento#agenzia immobiliare#my life in tokyo
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Woofwood. Werewolfwood. Awoowoo if you will….
#oh look at that! a non cosplayer man related wolfwood picture! pretty shocking huh? teehee#also#it’s woowoo wednesday Somewhere! not where I live yet but I didn’t wanna wait til midnight I wanna post it now!#I’ll draw a full picture of him like this soon 🙏#I know EXACTLY how I wanna do it too#you know felicia from darkstalkers?#yeah!#that’s my favorite kind of character design i already have two ocs like that I wanna draw more guys like this#may do vash and knives and others like this too btw 🙏#hehe#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun fanart
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ABBIAMO L'INDETERMINATO BEPPE
#festa granda!!!!!#detto ciò. il colloquio che era più o meno solo una formalità a cosa già fatta è durato un'ora e non ho mai sudato così tanto in vita mia#oh mio dio#comunque posso entrare alle 8:30 e uscire alle 17:30 posso avere un hip hip hurrà
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love the heroine having a moment of realization and frantically running around in search of the male lead (and not even in a romantic way!)
#akatsuki no yona#kusuriya no hitorigoto#yona of the dawn#the apothecary diaries#manga#knh manga#princess yona#yona#maomao#yona i have to leave#maomao i want to stay#hak#son hak#jinshi#knh anime captures more of the desperate running and makes this comparison better but oh well#realization of the non-romantic variety but also there may be some subtle romance baked in#knh chapter 19#yotd chapter 8#yotd
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Apart from the fact that the whole discourse is a radfem exclusionist grift in the first place, we need "ally" in the LGBTQIA acronym so Robert Sheehan can sit with us. Where he belongs. I believe him when he says he's cis het, it's just that that doesn't make any sense and God make mistakes.
#funnily enough I'm not a special fan of him or his shows#I like him as an actor but his vibe is the queerest#if people want to go apeshit over a cis het guy with a non-cisnormative sex appeal they would go for robert sheehan#instead of harry styles who's a fucking phony#come to think of it this post may be more about my aversion to harry styles than anything#christ I hope sheehan isn't unforgivably problematic too#anti harry styles#inclusionist#queer allies#robert sheehan#umbrella academy#<- I don't go here but it's relevant to their interests#not tagging the sh*dowhunt*rs people because that's for queers with internalised homophobia#oh wait apparently he was in the MOVIE?? which was shit?? poor man deserves better than this clusterfuck#anti cassandra clare#lgbtqia
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