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May the 4th be with you you say ?
Well my sweet summer children this day was Sherlock Holmes since 1871
#sherlock holmes#may the 4th#non mais oh#vous avez pas inventé le plat de la main morte mes petits sacripants
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TU TE CALMES HARRY KANE, y a pas le temps pour vos buts d'entrée, certaines personnes regardent les résultats des législatives ici
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Alors par contre c'est sacrebleu pas sacré bleu -angry French muttering-
this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
#vous pouvez pas juste mettre des accents n'importe où et appeler ça du français#c'est pas comme ça que ça marche#non mais oh
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#vous êtes cramés les mecs#non mais OH#UN PEU DE PUDEUR MERDE#ta main dans ses cheveux ? homosexuel mais passe encore.#TA MAIN SUR SA GORGE ALORS QUE TU VIENS DE LE PLAQUER AU SOL ??? C’EST CRAMÉ PUTAIN#l’avare#comédie française
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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How did Ridley Scott and the entire team that worked on writing, editing and producing gladiator 2 sit there and go “ah, yeah, boys! This is the one” whatever drugs they were on, I want to be on them too so that I can live in de lu lu land too
#you have an outstanding line up of actors#some of the biggest faces in Hollywood rn#and you give them a script that fic writers would have turned into a masterpiece#professional writers were like yeah! this is perfect 12/10 script#and you have an insane budget for a film this big#and instead focus on senseless violence#and fucking CGI sharks and monkeys#and then pretend like you’re the Roman version of George R.R Martin and kill almost every single character off#with little actual plot or character development#where the emotion was just practically non existent#so when you killed off said characters it felt more like oh! he’s dead now ig#instead of OH MY GOD HE’S DEAD NOW?? WTF I LOVED HIM#an almost 3 hour movie and yet it was so fucking choppy and deluded#I looked up the writers for the film and no shocker here but 3 white men were involved in writing the script#pretends to be shocked#anyway#i rest my case#gladiator 2 was a total letdown#and that fucking directors cut better be 4 hours long#gladiator 2#gladiator ii#gladiator 2 spoilers#pedro pascal#paul mescal#joseph quinn#fred hechinger#connie nielsen#denzel washington#may calamawy
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FINALLY CAUGHT UP! - Mettaton May post! -
I hope it's ok to skip some of the days, because 8, 9, 11 & 13 were just not coming to me BWEHH So I did the ones I thought I could do. I did em' digitally this time, bc I'm too lazy to open up my sketch book more often LOL Though, they're still doodles/sketches, bc I don't think I have it in me for a full piece every single day AAAA
Days: 6 - Merch (shout out to the Mettaton plushie I bought. My fam said he looks like Tetris) 7 - Ghost 10 - Phone 12 - Applause 14 - Fashion 15 - Love 16 - ....Leg (I'm so sorry for what I did with this day LMAOOO)
#I love how they're all following a colour theme#I might keep going with that ngl#black and pink... my beloved#ofc the ghost one is my favourite#i love drawing his ghost form so so much#even though it's my own version and non canon LOL#there's something fun about drawing a pink ghost with an edgy haircut BAHA#so me core istfg#oh yeah I am still experimenting with how I actually draw Mettaton bc I'm not happy with how I do draw him?#so sorry if anything looks weird KJHJSDGHFSD#ANYYYYWHOOO#mettamay#mettaton may#my art#mettaton#mettaton ex
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hiiii i know you said you're not very good with headcanons but maybe... just maybe.... since everyone is having a conversation about inappropriate use of mutations... you could give us a few nsft hcs.... please.....
you cant just ask me for my nsft hcs anon you knooww im not good at these.. but i was daydreamin during class this morning so you can have LIKE. SOME semblance of something. below the cut (╯▽╰ ;; )
i dont think i need to jot down roleplay is integral to their sex life but i will anyway. we'll double this review with bdsm/bondage Also being significant (if that not just being an extension of the Roleplay bit. or rather their roleplay is a part of their bdsm--)
charles is the more vocal one between the two of them (but im greedy and despite erik Trying to keep himself under control i imagine he gets a lil more vocal the closer he is to coming anyway...)
Speaking Of Inappropriate Use Of Mutations we already talked Extensively about erik's but how does the crowd feel about telepathic threesomes. its like an h2o molecule but horny. bonus points for scenarios where charles gets to watch himself fuck erik first-class-emma-frost style (Double Bonus Points who's to say movieverse!cherik couldnt have been inspod from that moment huh)
More Inappropriate Use Of Charles' Mutation charles can control how fast/hard erik rides/fucks him
when charles orgasms he (mostly) unintentionally causes erik's to feel more intense alongside his own (bonus points charles can negate the feelings of the refractory period if they're up for another immediate round)
strip chess. its even sexier because in chess sometimes it's the best strategy to sacrifice a piece to advance (the question now is is the objective to win the game or to get naked faster ... curious ... could be both and win in the psychological-warfare department or something...)
eriks a lot more tender than probably expected. i know hes a lover at heart .... (but he will be rougher if that's what charles is looking for that night)
Such Scenarios usually being on nights charles is collared and gets to be eriks 'pet' complete with liberal pulling of the collar and name calling (or is it 'petname' calling Please Laugh)
on that note aftercare is Extensive: they're triple and quadruple checking to make sure the other one's alright, especially if their powers were involved
#nsft#ilke OBJECTIVELY this time do not look in here if you dont want to read semi-in-depth descriptions of old man yaoi sex#snap chats#keyword /this morning/ ive been thinking of this bullshit ALL DAAAAAAYY I NEED HEEEEELP <- but i dont want it#none of you look at me i sat here for an hour thinking of two old men fuckin and suckin when i have a paper due in the morning#its not a long paper and i can def knock it out in Max An Hour so dont worry but still....#this ask is evil cause now im stuck with images i cant draw at this time life is so cruel#i think i had more to say but i forget. too busy learning about math and HR Practices today ...#oh wait i remember: 'snap how does strip chess work' for every non-pawn piece you take off a piece of clothing ☝️#rules may vary but thats generally the idea#also i /could/ sit here and think of more because thats my fucked up superpower but i repeat i have A Paper i should attend to somewhat#after i answer some more asks ...... so i dont just leave the dashboard on. debauchery#if youvev read this far. please dont think me too lecherous (╯▽╰ ;;)
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love how the trailer keeps up the tradition of making dante look cool and keeps the fact that he's a fucking loser with the personality of a teenage mutant ninja turtle a surprise
#OHHH god wow i am excited.#MUTUALS PLEASE GET INTO DEVIL MAY CRY#it's PERFECT for people who like trigun#oh you like stories about non-human identical twin brothers as reluctant enemies#you want another one#devil may cry#dmc#mine
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Hello! Random whipper snipper! Share a WIP of your work!
ooh, with pleasure. six the musical araleyn fanart? in the year 2k24? more likely than you think xDD
i realize this looks finished, but technically i'm still deciding whether to add a background or not lol. still, for the sake of sharing a proper WIP, here's a line or two from an araleyn brainworm WIP that i started reworking yesterday (mild tw for religious guilt and period-typical internalized homophobia from aragon's pov):
She remembers sharing her bed with Anne at Henry's behest, remembers the nights of tossing and turning and trying not to think about Anne asleep next to her-- remembers waking up to dark hair spilling across her pillow and the press of blood-warm bosoms against her own, softer than sin, as hot as the Devil, remembers lying still as death, mouthing prayers into the heat of Anne's neck like an act of penance.
#six the musical#six the musical fanart#six the musical araleyn#araleyn#araleyn fanart#i... cannot remember if it's fandom custom to use the full name tags#ah so it appears it is in fact fandom custom#catherine of aragon#catalina de aragon#anne boleyn#today we hazard a fleeting glimpse into the abtruse psyche of the dusty...#what other fandoms do they contain? wouldnt you like to know weather boy#well i mean honestly i don't know either but we'll find out as they rotate thru my conciousness#not trek#yeaaah i'm a spones girl (gender neutral) through and through. The more you know#and before you ask no this is not the og old married couple that went so hard i gained a type in ships forever after#though they are pretty up there in my blorbo rotation cycle#... on some level i may be yelling into the void with this one but no harm in that yeah?#but maybe the six fandom isn't as dead as i've been assuming. who knows? this is my self indulgent blog dammit#ill be self indulgent <33#also i keep forgetting it's pride month xDD my straight irls wish me happy pride and im always like OH Right nice yeah#but i haven't drawn these two in so long!! feels so good stretching the old married sapphics muscle again#dust writes#so happy about the vibe in this one ngl! theyre Soft ok. i like that very much. And also this aragon is so my type LMAO#really rambly tonight whoops. but i guess its the closest to a non-art post i can get to keep my page navigable? mm#...dammit now I'm thinking about araleyn in spones' roles. also i REALLY really should study#in hugely dire straits right now yall except i can't stop drawing/writing. whooooops.#sapphic#pride month#dust talks
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mais c’est qu’il m’insulte en plus
(alors déjà je découvre le nom de ta inbox et je t’apprécie encore plus) et ensuite ÉVIDEMMENT que je demande mon crack ship oc calder x blaise pour le ask meme
Le ship est tellement nimp j'ai envie d'en savoir plus pour que ca devienne un cas d'étude parce que j'ai juste ça comme info
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quite frankly im so shocked that roddy would be most excited to return to his fatherland go to finland. truly.
"Is there any of your non-Finnish teammates who've picked up some Finnish? Has Evan Rodrigues learned any words just because he's played with you and Eetu a lot?" "No, he thinks he can—some words in Finnish but he's probably the guy who thinks he knows the most Finnish and probably knows the most Finnish of the guys in the team but..." "He's gotta say 'kiitos' after that pass last night! I mean, that was a nice setup!" "Yeah, yeah, exactly."
honestly im SHOCKED that mr hot rod would ever be named in relation to finland.
who couldve forseen any of this coming? like honestly? surprising. shocking. my gasteds have been flabbered.
we live in a society truly
THERES MORE FROM MR HALF FINNISH RODDY WHOS IN EVERY FINNS BUSINESS
at this point it's become deeply comical... making history in finland... continuing to score goals despite not being in finland anymore precisely because of the robes... "im gonna have to keep it going then huh?"... sweet mary and joseph
#eetu luostarinen#anton lundell#niko mikkola#evan rodrigues#florida panthers#2324#2425#wdym half finnish as deigned by mikksy roddy is excited to go to finland#shock pikachu face#special mention despite the short time erod has been here hes fully in love with sasha#“o captain my captain o7” “b2? oh i was gonna say barky squared!!! love you cap!”#the non finn who desperately wants to be a finn#this is what happens when you play in colorado huh#predisposed to the finns#we have 4 finns? paul i think you mean 5 because of honourary finn erod#he is smooching every single one of em he damn well may as well be a full finn#any excuse to bring up that roddy mikksy presser again is a good one im still recovering from it actually#my favourite thing is luosty going yeah erod. hes too excited. it has to be him#lundy bullying erod off the cuff for his lack of finnish prowress LIKE GIRL RELAX HE BARELY KNOWS ANY PORTUGUESE OKAY LET HIM LIVE#and mikksy being so terribly in love with him going youre half finnish because i said so <3#we have a spy amongst us#terribly adorable how much erod has attached himself to the finnish four that this fucking happens godbless#roddy raising his hand like OH OH ME I KNOW I KNOW and not waiting to blurt out the answer or he will die#LUNDY FUCKIN INDULGING HIM TOO OUGHHHHH#CEYINGNGGG#IT JUST GETS BETTER
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Woofwood. Werewolfwood. Awoowoo if you will….
#oh look at that! a non cosplayer man related wolfwood picture! pretty shocking huh? teehee#also#it’s woowoo wednesday Somewhere! not where I live yet but I didn’t wanna wait til midnight I wanna post it now!#I’ll draw a full picture of him like this soon 🙏#I know EXACTLY how I wanna do it too#you know felicia from darkstalkers?#yeah!#that’s my favorite kind of character design i already have two ocs like that I wanna draw more guys like this#may do vash and knives and others like this too btw 🙏#hehe#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun fanart
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love the heroine having a moment of realization and frantically running around in search of the male lead (and not even in a romantic way!)
#akatsuki no yona#kusuriya no hitorigoto#yona of the dawn#the apothecary diaries#manga#knh manga#princess yona#yona#maomao#yona i have to leave#maomao i want to stay#hak#son hak#jinshi#knh anime captures more of the desperate running and makes this comparison better but oh well#realization of the non-romantic variety but also there may be some subtle romance baked in#knh chapter 19#yotd chapter 8#yotd
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Apart from the fact that the whole discourse is a radfem exclusionist grift in the first place, we need "ally" in the LGBTQIA acronym so Robert Sheehan can sit with us. Where he belongs. I believe him when he says he's cis het, it's just that that doesn't make any sense and God make mistakes.
#funnily enough I'm not a special fan of him or his shows#I like him as an actor but his vibe is the queerest#if people want to go apeshit over a cis het guy with a non-cisnormative sex appeal they would go for robert sheehan#instead of harry styles who's a fucking phony#come to think of it this post may be more about my aversion to harry styles than anything#christ I hope sheehan isn't unforgivably problematic too#anti harry styles#inclusionist#queer allies#robert sheehan#umbrella academy#<- I don't go here but it's relevant to their interests#not tagging the sh*dowhunt*rs people because that's for queers with internalised homophobia#oh wait apparently he was in the MOVIE?? which was shit?? poor man deserves better than this clusterfuck#anti cassandra clare#lgbtqia
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