#noctyx memes

[duskvsdawn]

[vtuberconfessions]

This is how the fujos talk about the NijiEN boys

[macy-starmoon]

i know i shouldnt make jokes but...

because their siturations are too similar

[ren-deru-16]

noctyx is noctyx

[waley]

[iiyumii]

its true tho-

[lokislytherin]

runner's waist

fulgur: fox mommies are the WORST people in the world. they roast me to this day. when i'm on discord at like 11pm and nina's there too i tend to avoid her because she'll make fun of you in an ACCURATE WAY.

fulgur: she says in the vc look at that high waisted cyborg! he got a runner's waist! and i'm like NO THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

[cerasus--flores]

no one:

alban on millie's spanish learning stream:

[brattysorcerer]

If you're down for this request, how about the guys reacting to a reader with the worst sleep schedule? They're collabing with the girls and Mama Nina asks when was the last time they slept and they're like "uhhh Friday?" not even realizing that its already Wednesday and they've gone 5 days purely on caffeine and poor life choices.

so, this ask got me curious on how long the body can go without sleep and apparently, it's about 8 to 10 days according to some research studies.

anyways! i only included luxiem at the moment as i was low on ideas for noctyx but i hope you enjoyed!

you were one of the newer members to the nijisanji crew, having debuted just over two months ago. but in that short time, you'd grown close to everyone and had been having a lot of fun. the last week or so had been busy and you'd been running mostly on caffeine and sleep. you'd zoned out a bit during a collab with nina, reimu and rosemi which had prompted nina to show a bit of concern as this wasn't the first time you'd been a bit off during the collab or in the last few days, in fact.

"honey," nina says, "when was the last time you got some sleep? you sound exhausted."

you pause for a moment, glancing at your chat as they seem to express the same concern and it makes you think hard for a moment. "uh. what's today?"

"the 11th," reimu pipes up.

"oh." you say quietly, busying yourself with your minecraft house as nina's model comes closer to you. "okay so maybe it's been a couple days."

"a couple days?"

"okay, okay, five. it's been five days."

VOX

vox immediately joins the collab voice channel. like...no shame, no care, nothing. you know that gif of big bird kicking down a door? that's vox in this moment. "y/n." he starts and you whine a little bit, knowing your about to get scolded. "what the fuck do you mean it's been five days?"

"to be fair," you start meekly, feeding your minecraft cows. "this isn't the first time i've gone this long without sleep."

"oh my god." vox says. "okay so here's what's going to happen. you're going to log out of minecraft and you're coming with me."

you frown, muting yourself on discord before apologizing to your chat and ending your stream early, promising an unschedule stream later on to make up for it. you click out of everything and unmute on discord once more, saying goodbye to the girls. soon after you leave, your discord rings as vox calls and you answer, obviously.

"i'm not mad," he starts, clearly realizing that maybe he might've come across angry. "i'm just...concerned. five days? and this isn't the first time? that's...that's not good, y/n."

you're quiet, aside from the small affirmative noise to let him know you're there.

"so, what i was thinking, since i was about to go take a nap...maybe we could nap together? and maybe we could...do it often? just to help you with your sleep of course." he says, clearing his throat.

"i...i'd like that, vox." you say, switching over to your phone and settling into bed.

"perfect. sweet dreams, y/n."

MYSTA

mysta had been in your chat, memeing and goofing around with you when it had happened.

MYSTA RIAS [NIJISANJI EN]: fIVE DA---Y/N?!??!!?!? MYSTA RIAS [NIJISANJI EN] donated £200: get your ass to bed now or i'll boobytrap your minecraft house next time i'm in the server :watergunemoji:

you snicker a little bit, making a deliberate move to make your model look at the camera before you walk it over to the bed and lay it down.

MYSTA RIAS [NIJISANJI EN]: Y/N YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. OR DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE CHAT ABOUT *YOUR* COOKING MISHAP?

you gasp loudly after reading out the message and you hear the other girls all laugh a little bit.

"alright! well, i'm gonna have to call it here for my end of the stream. nina, reimu, rosemi, thank you for being lovely guests and for collabing with me! and chat, i'll do an impromptu stream later tonight after i get some sleep! bye!"

@ yournijiname: @ mysta_rias is a filthy liar and i'm an amazing cook. this is slander and lies.

LUCA

i think luca would like,,,wait until after stream to say anything. he doesn't want to embarrass you because you already seem kinda flustered and embarrassed from the response the girls have given you. but after you end your stream and leave the discord call, you see a message from luca.

luca kaneshiro: do you want help with your sleep schedule? y/n y/l/n: i y/n y/l/n: you don't have to do that. luca kaneshiro: i know i don't have to but i want to. this kind of sleep schedule is gonna hit you hard in the future. luca kaneshiro: if it helps, we can sleep on call together? i know our timezones are kinda different so maybe not like. sleep sleep. but naps maybe? it might be pretty pog? plus, i like spending time with you so even if we don't nap, we can just...relax together? y/n y/l/n: ... y/n y/l/n: i think i'd like that a lot, luca. luca kaneshiro: POG, wanna take a nap now? i can call you in a sec. y/n y/l/n: sure thing, just let me get settled in bed. y/n y/l/n: and luca? luca kaneshiro: yeah? y/n y/l/n: thanks <3

IKE

i think he'd probably be similar to vox? at least in level of concern. i don't think ike would barge into the collab voice channel but he'd wait. as soon as you were done with your stream and had said your goodbyes, you'd get a call from ike.

"ike? what's up?"

"you and i are going to work together to get your schedule fixed."

cue the spongebob gasping audio.

"y/n...please. it's important to get good and regular sleep." he says, frown very evident in his voice. "i think, since we're close in timezone, perhaps we can like...check in with each other? make sure we take some naps here and there? that kind of thing? i just want to help you, y/n." he says quietly.

you nod a little, before remembering he can't see you currently. "i, uh, i'd be okay with that," you respond.

SHU

i think shu would take an approach similar to luca? probably calls you after your stream under the guise of wanting to play a game with you. not for stream, but just to play and vibe quietly. it was a common occurrence with you and shu, honestly. he'll hit you up with 'eyyyyy minecraft?' or ' :eyeemoji: spy party?' or something like it.

sometimes he'll do guerilla's with you in this moments but today was just you and him and some minecraft in a realm he'd made for the two of you. it was quiet and honestly a good time for the most part before shu cleared his throat.

"so. five days, huh?"

"oh god," you whisper, humming as he snickers a little bit.

"m'not gonna, like, scold you but i might start checking in on you." he replies, moving his model over and into your cabin and throwing a flower towards you. "i care about you, y'know? and i don't wanna see you pass out on stream."

you pick up the flower, moving to put it in a pot in your cabin with a smile. "that's fine with me. i appreciate it shu."

he hums quietly, moving around your little minecraft cabin before turning his model to look at you. "now...what if we put our minecraft beds next to each other?" he says with a laugh. "jk jk...unless?"

[chocolatesnompanda]

finally caught up with all of Noctyx’s debuts and 2.0s

my takeaways:

Sonny: Sunshine man why is hE SO GAP MOE HES ADORABLE the random bursts of loudness in the middle of his quieter talking is just *chefs kiss*, when he talks about the things he really likes he just doesn’t stop and it’s the most endearing thing ever especially since he seems the most shy/nervous on stream for now omg

Uki: HE’S MORE WILD THAN I THOUGHT but man he is so soft and comfy and so funnyyy I love him so much AND HE LIKES BL? Mans is chill but not afraid to say what he likes and I’m all for it. AND HIS SINGING. And his thing with eggs? And Fulgur? They just got here and it’s already wild af, kinda scared but REALLY can’t wait for the future lol

Alban: Dodges like a PRO but seems to cave not too long after on his resolves. IK HES TALL BUT HE GIVES OFF LITTLE ENERGY LMAO AND HIS L A U G H his energy is so fun. AND THE KONBINI THING LITTLE KONKON <3 his design is also super interesting with how many little gadgets he has, his lore also seems like it’ll answer a lot of questions

Fulgur: NERD (compliment) I like how his character is supposed to be all edgy and cool and witty but he simply cannot hold that at all he just folds into this chaoticly charged personality (unless a certain demon is involved) he could gush about his favorite things all he wants I’ll be there. He also right off the bat made his intentions for his community clear and I really appreciate that so much AND HES SO SOFT HES HAPPY ABOUT SO MUCH HES SO CUTE he’s like Noctyx’s Ruler of Gap Moe AAA

Yugo: CAN STEP ON ME HIS ENERGY? THE WAY HE YELLS? THE WAY HE LAUGHS?? I don’t often get to hear voices like his so it’s such a refreshing thing to have access too lol he’s so sweet as well, I’m glad his debut stream went smoothly the second time I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM JUST MWUA HES GENUINELY SO FUN AND LOVABLE

Overall just an amazing lovable group, they’re all super unique in thier own ways the variety is kinda inspiring. It’s really fun how they interact with both the fans and other Niji members. So many memes and jokes are present already lmao. I can tell I’m gonna be really proud of them in the near future

[duskvsdawn]

[kyoriis]

REQUESTS ! ☆ CLOSED

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☆ i write fluff, angst and slightly suggestive stuff. not full on nsfw.

☆ i only write for luxiem, noctyx and iluna.

☆ i am okay with dark content like death and stuff but if i ever get uncomfortable i'll let you know.

☆ do specify the type of format like headcanons etc.

☆ i always write gn reader, but i can change it if requested.

☆ other than that, feel free to send me memes or other stuff through here !

© KYORIIS 2022

[henry-and-the-seven-lords]

The crazy thing is they just opened up auditions for a new wave and Noctyx literally just came out. Of course the new wave won’t come out for a few months but still tho. Tbh I would give it a try if I had the proper equipment to do so. 😔😔😔 It seems like it would be fun to do. Sad angel noises.

The song is really good so I recommend! It’s definitely a banger. Ahhh gotta love all the crazy memes. Speaking of Vox he just hit 400K on his YouTube channel. Look at him go. He only got debuted right before Christmas and look at how much he’s grown omg.

They just opened auditions 👀👀

I might try it out for funsies... Do you know where I could find it?

Well, you can always save and audition later, I am sure they will open up again!

That's amazing that he has grown so fast! I bet it helps to have a well rigged vtuber and have a nice voice.

[blackrabb1t]

oh totally bestie! everyone's on youtube!

so, from the links (under the read more for dashboard's sake) you'll wanna go back and watch their debut streams and then watch their debut 2.0s. from there that's really it! subscribe to them so you don't miss their lore streams when they come out (right now they're still learning and getting into the swing of things so be patient) and when you're done with that, if you want, you can do the same with Luxiem! (you'll def come across them at some point while watching Noctyx streams) hope this helps!

ha

hahahah

hahahhahahahaaha so i fell into vtuber hell

[waley]

[waley]