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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
#being on both simultaneously is a harrowing experience#what do you mean I tweet about something else one time and lose 5 followers#twitter#xitter#tumblr culture#tumblr vs twitter#mutuals#oomf
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#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back#memes#dank memes#relatable#relatable memes#twitter#twitter memes#beyoncescock#tweets#funny#funny memes#toastbutteregg
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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am
#less fun was the guy who followed me for multiple blocks to the light rail station :/#nothing made me more pro abortion than realizing what freaks anti choice people are
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#falin touden#kermit the frog#did you know that pigs will sometimes eat rocks?#and since we are about trivia. This is my second time reaching over to 12k followers. You see#after the great purge I lost a bunch and went back to 11k for a loooong time#who would have thought a shitpost about frogs would get you back into my home#welcome back
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Eight-year-old Max Alexander holds the world record as the youngest runway fashion designer. He began designing at the age of four.
#g'night everybody#be kind#and encourage people to follow their dreams#or at least don't bash someone#for what their dreams are
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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
#big tough characters who are confused and disarmed by affection my beloved#who are hypercompetent and know exactly what to do in everything except Positive Human Interaction#who follow you around cautiously for scraps#and are continually waiting for the moment you turn around and kick them out again#who are prepared to sleep on the cold hard floor and dont know what to do with themselves when given a bed#totally mystified#boba fett#legacy of the force#din djarin#frank castle#maul#erik lehnsherr#arla fett#wolverine#logan howlett#mine
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#luigi mangione#😂☠️#***#context for my non-american followers: once you turn 26 you are no longer allowed to be on your parents' health insurance policy#****
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1980S REIMAGINED LOGOS x
#80sedit#junkfooddaily#throwbackblr#userrobin#usertennant#nessa007#sophsun1#userbrit#mediagifs#cinemapix#filmtvcentral#dailyflicks#userallisyn#usergiles#userbrittany#tuserlou#userchelsea#tuserleo#chewieblog#my*gifs#userbbelcher#vintage#retro#shared with permission#follow the link and give them some love
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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.
#media#fandom#fanfic#fanart#humanities#philosophy#tagging#penis mention#penis angst being here omitted because most of this blog's followers already know how that one works
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#follow @toastbutteregg on twitter i follow back#memes#dank memes#relatable#relatable memes#twitter#twitter memes#beyoncescock#tweets#wholesome#wholesome memes#cute#cute memes#funny#funny memes#toastbutteregg
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#and to my bpd followers#believe me you're not a burden#bpd#borderline personality disorder#bpd awareness
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