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spottedgardeneelstan · 1 year ago

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he can be yuor white lotus or your demon king

#svsss #luo binghe #luo bingmei #luo bingge #bingqiu #(implied)#i mean it’s pretty clear. his username is shizun fucker #guys do you think he listens to angel with a shotgun nightcore.#bingy……#im finally figuring out how to draw him properly #please promptly banish all my other binghes from your mind #immediately.#no that’s not fast enough. try again #back to the point.#this is a spiritual sequel to my ‘binghe teacher crush community’ post #cause he posts about shizun on yt as well #oh #you’re the 1 billionth and oneth viewer

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notllorstel · 11 months ago

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previous <<< 2nd wave of left hand speedrun batch☠️

#Brook #soul king Brook #one piece #llorsdood #left hand art #Llors ndh art #left hand art batch #kept better track of keeping these under 30 mins limit #sketch (minus 6 )usually have the least time amount as the aim for these speed runs #the line arts just bonus training #but trying to do very accurate clean line art very fast WINDED ME #no idea if it was the stress pressure of the time limit to me putting 90% of my brain processing power into my left hand #or something else #but I did not feel good afterwards for sure #so going easier on self to avoid that again #sad part of the time limit it doesn’t give me enough time to have fun with the outfits

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oh-no-its-bird · 4 months ago

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I asked for a trim and my hair dresser gave me a FUCKING PIXIE CUT I'm so genuinley distraught I ended up crying on the train home

Canceling all of my plans next month I can't let anyone I care about see me like this

#IMMEDIATLEY scheduling an appointment to get lashes I cant physically handle looking this boyish its giving me hives #im currently desperatley trying to see if my hair still curls but I dont. think its long enough for it.#it just does this stupid fucking flippy thing that makes it stick out more #I look like a lesbian but not the kind of lesbian I WANT to look like #all of my favorite outfits are ruined they would not look the same with this cut #the vibes would be undeniably different #i cant be a cottagecore princess anymore the best I can now do is cottagecore maid my power has been stripped from me #this is devistating I will never be happy again #for a few months at least #fuck this better grow back fast I actually dont know what Ill do if every time I look in a mirror I look like That #birds rambles

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deoidesign · 6 months ago

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Allowing myself to work on this comic. A LITTLE. Please....... I'm making comics all day every day please let me chase my bliss a little........... With a different comic...........

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chasmcritter-art · 6 months ago

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caragan de vesphire! my mc from crown of ashes and flames

babbling about them below the cut

they started as a self insert but immediately morphed into something else lol they kept a lot of my usual self insert stuff but yeah uh

pierced all over and two tattoos! one is an option from the game itself, a snake around their thigh but i also wanted to do something written on their arm

edit: also an ankle tattoo now. a teapot with a moon on it, referencing the lil tea parties they had with alistair and their conversations about getting matching tattoos one day. alistair's would have had a star instead of a moon, but it would have been the same

never knew what til i realized, just a couple days ago, the line "no amount of self-sought fury will bring back the glory of innocence" from the song take me back to eden was. super fitting

also trying to figure out clothes was so hard?? while reading, i've only ever pictured them all dressed up or armored, so i sat staring at the rosea pinterest thing for like an hour

anyway!! they spend a lot of time climbing things they shouldn't. especially considering how clumsy they are. honestly, this scene was prolly like... 5 seconds away from them falling out of the tree and laughing about it for like 20 mins

also to be clear, they do try to dress properly when they have Responsibilities To Take Care Of but as soon as they get free time, they strip down as much as they can cause they hate being hot and they're basically a person shaped radiator

uhhh i think that's all i wanted to babble about

#crown of ashes and flames #coaaf if: mc #coaaf #coaaf if #digital art #my art #artofcritter #wanted to try a new brush and wanted to practice how i used to do shading n stuff again cause it's been a while i missed it #also don't mind the hand. i got bored midway and just did it real fast. i even hid the other hand so i didn't have to draw another lol #oh god go away stupid pre-post butterflies i've had enough of you #WHEN DOES THAT SHIT GO AWAY #okay here we go

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pmd-etu · 6 months ago

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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Exploration Team Ultra [PMD ETU, a PMD fan-comic!] Pages 31-37!

#pmd #pmd etu #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd eos #riolu #pikachu #koffing #zubat #pokemon #I will try to not make it over a month between posts again lol #ideally i'd post a few pages every one or two weeks but i dont think im fast enough to to that lol #for the record etu is. long. daunting even. but id rather draw it slowly then not at all!

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melonymint753 · 7 months ago

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hades 2 hot take that's gonna get me probably excommunicated (underworld end boss spoilers)

the people who complain about the pause disabling feature before even finding out that an in-game way to disable it exists, hit me on the same annoyed bone spot as those who complain about the new dash 3 days into the game. They see an obstacle and the knee jerk reaction is to protest Right Now instead of framing it as a thing that might have a workaround later, either as something mechanically provided, or something they can learn over time.

I'm getting behind the request that pause enabling shouldn't be locked behind winning, but there's enough people wanting it straight up gone that I want to scream.

Accessibility should mean better availability of solutions, not removing the problem.

#hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #they should also just. be sentenced to playing jankier near-solo indie games until a suitable level of tilt-proofness has been acquired #like even a solution that appears immediately afterwards isn't fast enough they just want all barriers gone gone gone #while phrasing it as “accessibility” so it's morally harder for anyone to object to #if you want the accessibility argument then again that should be about the recipe cost not the existence #“it's not fair” you know what's not fair. Hades' own phase 2 #and that is super tame by game BS standards #*random middlegame bosses* having second phases are in games like Hollow Knight or Sekiro #dying one additional time likely relatively early in a game that's based *around*#death and rebirth really should not tilt people as much as it does #not to mention all the “the game is trying to make it more Important than me”#if you have important life stuff then you can just you know. Lose the run in one of the more forgiving games in the genre????#even cult of the lamb doesn't let you pick the starting weapon and spell #this is not targeting any single person btw all these arguments I've seen multiple times

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lovesickeros · 2 years ago

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ive been thinking about what characters would know sign language, bc despite never being mentioned i can't imagine teyvat wouldn't have an equivalent version.

alhaitham (partially deaf/goes nonverbal) obviously and by extension kaveh (kinda hard to chew out your roommate when they cant understand you), but also collei (goes nonverbal when triggered) would have been taught by tighnari (who knows it bc its useful for communicating silently w other rangers)

#sagau #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin #self aware genshin impact #alhaitham #tighnari #kaveh #collei #albedo absolutely knows it as well (he taught klee when she saw him signing one day and thought it was neat)#klee signs when shes really excited bc she knows if she starts talking no one will understand her bc shes talking too fast #amber knows it (similar reasoning to tighnari but she also works w kids a lot. probably taught collei a bit of sl during her time in mond)#cyno (same reason as tighnari + amber and again. helps 2 communicate w collei)#diluc & kaeya know it (they learned it as kids and thought it was super cool. used it like a super secret language between the two of them)#diluc uses it more practically now but still goes nonverbal sometimes and kaeya just Knows and immediately switches to sl too #lisa + by extension razor (lisa would have prob learned it in sumeru like alhaitham and is trying to teach it to razor)#mostly to fill in gaps of words hes doesnt know yet. so if he wants to ask for something but doesnt know the word he can sign it instead #childe. which may be surprising. taught by skirk probably but only barely. just enough to get his point across when he goes nonverbal #bc hes absolutely traumatized by his time in the abyss and is not handling it well!!#honorable mentions r ei + miko + zl #yoimiya + yelan + yanfei #baizhu + noelle #me?? projecting onto the characters by making half of them go nonverbal for x reason????? yeah :)#if u see me adding tags look away!!!#n e way do you think there would be different versions of sl for each nation bc........#i mean teyvat only has one universal spoken language (paimon mentions it bc traveler had to learn it)#so would there even be multiple sign languages?????#maybe bc asl + bsl are different but.

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girlivealwaysbean · 2 months ago

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i think growing up is just life repeatedly sucker punching you and saying bitch you thought things were gonna better lmao no you're so naive and stupid for having hope in 20 years the world will be flaming bag of garbage and no matter how hard you work you'll get eliminated at some point

#and then you just have to get up and keep living anyway because what else is there to do?#but man my heart keeps feeling heavier with every blow #2024 has literally been the worst year ever god personally too #like everytime i think it can't possibly get worse than this it does #i remember literally 9th jan i had such a horrible breakdown in an auto because the first friend i ever made #after school was leaving my work and therefore my life #9 days into the year. seriously. and i was so happy on 8th because it was my birthday #i don't know im trying hard to think okay this doesn't even affect me it's fine im privileged enough that even my own countrys politics #barely affects me #but just. india is already so behind in everything. if developed nations are doing shit like this then well #it will never get better right like who do we even strive to be #i want to get more into indian politics but my god. it's so horrifying and depressing all the time #like i remember resolving to follow politics closely few years ago and the first news #i read was about some minister talking about how girls skirts lengths IN SCHOOL is the reason boys do sa and boys will be boys etc etc #i know i could just follow business news stuff like that god knows it'll help in my field but it just. doesn't resonate with me doesn't #make me feel anything at all. like i so desperately want to care about ooh stock markets and how to grow your money etc etc #but when i think about being rich enough to invest idle money all i can think is sitting in my own home peacefully #drinking a glass of cold coffee and just being able to breathe freely because me and my sister used to joke in childhood #when dad went thru a coffee v bad for health phase and he wouldn't let us drink it so we would drink it very sneakily #at night when he was asleep or went out for an hour and make absolutely no noise while mixing the sugar. we said that we know #we'll* know we have achieved true freedom and happiness in life when we can peacefully drink cold coffee in the hall and not secretly #in the dead of night in our room #i don't even know what im talking about and my period is late again and nothing is working and my lazer focus #that i had built in the past few weeks is gone because suddenly im like what is the point????#i just don't understand how the fuck humans can fight over stupid fucking things like who is kissing who and who is doing what with their #body instead of focusing on collective issues like our planet is dying so fucking fast and every summer is getting impossibler to survive #i hate that the united states control the UN fuck this world fr man i hate being born in such horrible helpless times #like call me a kid or dumb or whatever but i cannot understand how MILLIONS of people do not #have sympathy for ppl around them and who don't care about the planet at all like how????? how did you grow up????#not trying to boast but this is so natural to me!!! didn't you make save water save earth posters in school!!! didn't anyone

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emdeerm · 1 year ago

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Danny is Ra's.

Fun stupid idea time!

Danny, wanting to unwind a little, wants to reincarnate (Ghost King world. Sorry, I love it way too much). He brings it up to the Observants, who by now were beaten into re-education and submission (and therapy for some. Danny has been King for a LONG while now). They tell that reincarnation as it is is very difficult for beings of such power. Doubly so for Halfas.

But!

There is a way, don't worry, Your Highness!

They wouldn't tell what it was. Clockwork wouldn't crack. Other Ancients wanted to see what would happen.

Danny agrees to that mysterious method.

Turns out that that method was taking over the body of someone else. Observants took the opportunity to finally get rid of one offending man, who has lived way past his expiration date and was a huge thorn in their side due to the amount of work they had to do about his stupid Pits.

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Danny wakes up in a Raw, unfiltered pool of ectoplasm and is confused as hell.

He gets out. Looks around and sits down and groans quietly as the memories get assimilated into his brain.

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Danny becomes Ra's. He has an assassin cult and a daughter who is doing questionable things just made a child without the other party's knowledge.

His grandson is adorable.

Danny has so many things to do now...

#Danny took a look at the cult and just nods #sure why not #he could work with that #might as well do what the League was supposed to do #Protection core - what can you do?#morally gray Danny #try being around Ghosts exclusively for a century or two and remain normal #Danny is a Halfa #well again #he became a full Ghost when he was 102 #but his Ghost self still remembered how to be one and when it was given a body it accepted it easily #so now we have Ra's who can go Ghost #also #Danny was powerful as all hell and grew fast when he had a human half #his growth stagnated a little when his human half died #now the previous rate of growing the power is back #Clockwork is happy. The Baby Ancient is growing again #Most newer Ancients had to go through some form of reincarnation/possession before they were powerful enough to be one #Danny wasn't aware of that

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blujayonthewing · 5 months ago

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SUPREMELY frustrating that we found something actually really cool and intriguing and plot relevant in tonight's session but I'm still so constantly preoccupied with whether the DM is going to 100% kill us with sheer poor game design that I barely have enough brainspace left over to even enjoy it

#the first half of the session was a random-off-a-rolltable encounter that had nothing to do with anything and gave us literally nothing #and used up all our resources and took a REALLY long time because it was-- you guessed it! another deadly encounter for some reason!!#that's 100% of the encounters we've had so far!#and EXPLICITLY not related to what we were trying to investigate AND creatures that drop neither loot NOR BODIES #(two wil o the wisps and a water wierd)#we did a lot better in this encounter but it WAS deadly going off CR #and the point is now we've done just a short rest and THEN found the Plot Thing-- which our bard used up a bunch of resources to access #SO NOW IT'S LIKE. OKAY LOOK. I WANNA PLAY IN THIS SPACE BUT YOU KEEP TRYING TO KILL US WITH THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN IMPORTANT #ARE YOU ABOUT TO WHOOPSIE-DOODLE US INTO A TPK ON ACCIDENT HERE???#like... it FEELS dangerous and A Bad Idea to engage with in a way that paradoxically SHOULD mean it's safer in a game like this #like-- okay if this was ACTUALLY as dangerous as it feels we wouldn't BE here on session six. does that make sense?#like when justin had us encounter a lich at level two in session three and I was immediately like OH okay he must have a plan here.#clearly some Scripted Plot is going to happen because there's no other reason he would put us up against a lich three sessions in. you know?#we started dying immediately and I was not afraid at all as a player because I trust justin wouldn't do that for no reason #or be so stupid to have that happen accidentally #THIS CAMPAIGN HOWEVER.... I DON'T TRUST LIKE THAT!!!#ARE WE GONNA FOR REAL PERMADIE BECAUSE YOU WASTED ALL OF OUR RESOURCES ON A RANDOM ENCOUNTER FIRST AND YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT #ARE WE GONNA FOR REAL PERMADIE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE WE COULD USE THE ITEM YOU GAVE US TO OPEN THIS DOOR WITH A 5TH LEVEL SPELL #I WANNA PLAY IN THE SPACE BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE THERE'S ROOM FOR RISKTAKING WHERE THE BAD OUTCOMES WOULDN'T BE UNFUN CATASTROPHIC #AAAAUUUUGHHH #[shaking him violently] what do you mean that random encounter was a deadly encounter again what do you MEEEAAN #'oh huh this fight's taking longer than I thought' THEIR AC IS 19 AND THEY'RE RESISTANT TO NONMAGIC DAMAGE??#THE WATER WIERD KEEPS DISAPPEARING BACK INTO THE POND WHERE IT'S INVISIBLE??? MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HOW DID YOU EXPECT US TO DO IT FAST #hhhhhHHHH!!!!#I SHOULD BE THINKING AND TALKING ABOUT HOW COOL THE SECOND HALF OF THE SESSION GENUINELY WAS BUT I'M TOO STRESSED TO HAVE FUN #cannot stress enough that I'm in a million campaigns and I never have this problem with other DMs or with Highly Dangerous DnD Situations #melliwyk's party are in mortal peril constantly and it's... reaching a point where it's tiresome for how badly it's wearing on the PCs #but it rarely feels unfun stressful as a player playing a game #I never feel like the DM is about to accidentally end the whole campaign by bumblefucking us into a TPK at random #you know? it's different. this just feels unmanageable

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eddiemunsonsmum · 3 months ago

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Just saw this comment on a story posted a month ago.

*cries in Eddie Munson Solo Series no one wanted to read, interact with or request for*

No shade to the person that commented this on their own fic if you recognize it. It's not their fault. I'm not mad at them. More crying in the tags.

#and no I didn't tag the solo series like I normally would because it's not about THAT. It's not about trying to get people to read it #It was just really ouchie to see the same concept I wrote 2 years ago get triple the notes in ONE MONTH.#and double the notes of my solo series masterlist in general in one month vs 2 years of my stories sitting there rotting #Then I see people saying they need more solo Eddie and I'm just here like my dudes I begged for requests. BEGGED. But bc I wasn't #/have never been a popular writer people don't want it from ME. It's like omg we want THIS but not like that. Not from you.#Can't help but let it get you down when nothing has changed in 2 years. It's not like I worked my way up and have the interaction now #that every other blog I used to commiserate with back in the day is getting currently. Fandom isn't a competition but it's not fair either #and I really struggle with that a lot of the time #Also yes I will concede I should be happy with the notes on the solo series because they are the highest of all the work on my page but #they're still nothing compared to what some people have just hours after posting a new story.#I saw someone complaining the other day that there are less new stories in the fandom than ever 1. That's simply not true. 2. Even if it wa #can you blame writers for giving up when readers are checking the same popular blogs over again or reading the same 5 tropes the same #2 pairings over and over. The same series? Over and over. Ignoring everything else and then complaining that their faves don't post enough?#That the popular writer with the incredible series (that rightfully deserves interaction) hasn't posted a new dad!eddie or rockstar!eddie #drabble in ages meanwhile there are writes out there pouring their souls into dad!eddie and no one reads it. There is so much rockstar Eddi #smut out there that it could sustain a brand new reader for an entire year before they needed a new fic #Idk man. I'm just feeling so defeated. I write for fun now. But there was a point in time where I desperately tried to build a platform by #offering requests and writing a lot of things I would not otherwise write to try and gain traction on my page and every time I see another #food fucking fic get hundreds of notes I get so sad that I wrote that stupid Melon fic because I had people in my life that told me #they would be excited to read it and for what? One of them still talks to me. The others moved on so fast. Most didn't even reblog it.#Some of them have since written their own food fucking fics that got triple the notes of my OG. Again. No shade to them. I don't own the #concept. It's just disheartening and fucking sad above all else. How hard I tried to get people to LIKE me and my stories. 😂#Just sad hours in general tonight my guys. Going to go and pour the bad feelings into Aftermath and then maybe make a bad life choice and #pour all my savings into an ipad #YES I KNOW first world problems. I know. That's why I try not to talk about it bc it seems so petty considering the state of the world #But you can't help what gets you down #EMMs Journal #EMM's Journal

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cinammonelles · 6 months ago

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Complete the 4 novels you're currently reading ❌❌❌

Start yet another novel because it seemed intriguing ✅✅✅

#orv is really good and i'm enjoying it a lot so far #but i feel like i need a little time away from it and contemplate on the tragedy of 1863 #i ploughed through that arc a little too fast and the feels are catching up with me only now #jeweller richard has been really good too but i seem to be incapable of reading it unless i'm outside. it's like my. touching grass novel #to paradise is wonderful and i love the worldbuilding and cannot wait for hanya yanagihara to work her magic on me again #but i also wanna read it sometime when i can be free of any distractions and let it consume me body and soul #maali almeida was so much fun i loved the writing and i really wanna finish it because it's the first book i started this year #but i can already tell i won't be able to finish it unless i get the physical copy😔#anyway this new book isn't too long and i can finish it within 2 days if i try hard enough #wish me luck🫡#cina's stuff #🍀

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medicinemane · 2 months ago

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Saw a poll asking which fast food I'd give up for a week for a million dollars, and it's like I'd give up fucking food for a week for that price, there's literally nothing that wouldn't be on the chopping block when it's giving it up for a week

Not to mention I already barely have fast food once a month, and that's only if you count the costco pizza or burgers from the general store (which are more like backyard bbq style... like... the not great but not bad kind from a grill, you know?)

So... money please, I already won, pay me

#like I'm not even kidding about if I got it signed in a contract that I'd get paid; that I'd give up eating for a week for that much #pretty sure while it wouldn't be good for me I'd make it; and... that would only be like 7 less meals that week for an average week #I wouldn't be happy; I don't like being hungry (which is pretty much my forever state; I'm hungry as hell right now)#I know enough to know it would probably take a toll on me given the way I'll prowl the house over and over looking in vain for food #like it would be bad #but there's not a lot I wouldn't do for that kinda money; I'm not gonna pretend that a million isn't a price I can be bought at #basically no hurting anyone; nothing that would do permanent damage... really really gross stuff would cost more #but I don't pretend to have too much pride for this #if you're a sick freak with too much money hit me up and we can probably make a deal #anyway my real point in this post was just the fact that like... give up fast food for a week?#for that price I'd give it up for life; I lose at most costco pizza and perhaps food from the general store; though it isn't fast food #I don't like fast food much; it's already too pricey; you're paying me to do what I already want to do #and with that money I could hire someone to come to my house and teach me to cook #I could pay someone in town to get my groceries... it's a not brainer #hell; for like... mhh... ten million I'd never eat at a restaurant again; though there I'd like to negotiate exceptions to try stuff #like... make the deal that I can't go places regularly; and I can't loop hole this to just always be traveling #but that like if I travel to Japan or something I can try the restaurants there #...twenty five million and I never eat at any restaurant anywhere ever (I'd pay people to have me over for dinner)#one hundred million I never eat anyone's cooking again (I'd go to Japan for instance and pay someone to teach me to cook)#(have them eat with me to make sure I made it right; so I could experience it but no one else made it)#these are my prices #but for real; I never ever ever even go to restaurants; there's exactly one kinda high end pizza place I'd miss with that deal #and again... I'd just go in and pay someone to come help me figure out how to make it at home

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keeps-ache · 11 months ago

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went skating and ending up in a ditch eating grass 👍👍

#just me hi #i always flop the second time i try a hill i fvsh #i'm still getting used to skating again cuz it's been like. forever so #/so i was turning after i'd gone down the hill #and i knew there was gravel at the end of the drive bc i had almost eaten asphalt earlier too (lmao)#so i was too spooked to turn too tightly and then before i knew it i saw the muddy ditch in front of me and the thought process went thus:#not turning fast enough- nudge- nudge- not turning fast enough- okay funk me- and then i just accepted my fate 6 whole seconds before i eve #hit the grass hfvhs #though i Did time it well enough so only my skates ended up in the mud and my face ended up in the dry dry grass #and then i roll up to our car wondering why i wasn't getting scolded for not turning fast enough (very helpful..) and it turns out #Nobody Saw Anything #my glorious face-plant. all for naught #sure it was a little embarrassing but nobody even saw it. smh #i Do bounce back fast though so maybe they thought i was playing in the grass or something hvfhsf #i got grass on. everything again hfsbhd #//well. with all this i am now sneepy #i'm going to. play a game now #'why don't you draw' i am. sneepy #also the Game is in my brain now so hfhs :3 #wwehheeow bYe

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lambentplume · 2 days ago

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i need to think about the Characters but i’m afraid goldmoon is going down the same route as makamar where i’m starting. to think that they’re boring

#they have to invent a me that makes interesting ocs.#my books CANNOT come fast enough.#my cousin went to the beach with her other family so i wasn’t invited and i’m kinda :/#i’m just. at home. thinking too much. i keep picking up games and putting them down #jaerambles #making it a goal to sit on my porch thing for 10 minutes today. it’s covered so it won’t help with my vitamin d deficiency. but 10 minutes #how do people remain interested in things that they make btw. i can’t even draw for 5 minutes anymore #i have an unfinished embroidery starting kit i put the base in the frame and then stopped.#i got 5 pages into a new book. i’m trying to play 3 different games. nothing is sticking.#i feel bad octopath was the last thing i liked A Lot but i have a warped relationship with it now so i can’t keep up w friends who like it #i want to… share interests with people… gtn and wha books please arrive within the week or i’ll expunged………………….#i’m trying to like pyre again because i’m in an sgg server and . well. i don’t like it as much as i used to #it’s fine i’m not just here to like things i also have to . do things #and i don’t even like my ocs enough to introduce them. i had to stop myself from deleting like 3 months’ worth of art just bc i’m over it

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