#no sweetie its ok

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

eveline is back AU

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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No... How can this be?

Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...

Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!

You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.

And now we’re going to get drunk together.

That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!

And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.

And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…

EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.

Audio source

[dykesynthezoid]

I think the funniest thing about scogan to me is that if you try to imagine it in practice it actually ends up much more compellingly fulfilling some of the tropes that the comics have seemingly always been trying to push with Jean/Logan. Which is just. Hilarious. Like the supposed (very old, tired, romance novel ass) dynamic they’ve often tried to push w Jean/Logan (esp in the new xmen era) is that of Logan representing some sort of… wildness or freedom to Jean’s restraint. That her “giving in” (yuck) to him is also her embracing… idk? Some sort of more natural, unrestrained version of herself and her power.

But it falls really flat with Jean not just bc of the misogyny inherent in the trope but also bc. She’s literally already done that. Like several times in fact. It’s sort of her whole thing. She doesn’t need to fuck Logan to step into her unrestrained power. She already, as a character, is supposed to be a vibrant, impossible, wild manifestation of pure creative/destructive will. (And really it’s kind of everyone else— and the writers’ latent misogyny— that keep fucking that up for her).

Scott on the other hand. Well. He kind of is the high powered female romantic lead obsessed with her job who gets sent on a work trip to a rural town where she’s forced to loosen up a little. Like for better or worse that’s kind of exactly him. He would fit alarmingly well in that sort of push and pull storyline. Which is so… good to me. That Scott, of all people, makes more sense on the cover of a Johanna Lindsey novel than Jean does. That him having that kind of dynamic with Logan actually feels way more interesting bc Scott is restrained to a fault, he is an insufferable, neurotic little headcase who would rather die than tell a waiter they got his order wrong. And yet he’s also the guy who’s admitted to actively enjoying riling Logan up bc part of him just wants to see what will happen. Which I’m pretty sure is called chemistry

[lem0nademouth]

dropout is the passive-permissive parent conceding to the temper tantrum of its poorly behaved toddler fanbase

[shannonallaround]

this was meant to be a warmup sketch before doing a commission and I got carried away

[erial-c]

i yap about the yandere caller and go in depth about the implications of the shit he's doing, as well as the hints to his capabilities and how dangerous he is . and then i remember that redacted tumblr gave him the name john for shits and giggles . i love this fandom

[baxiabells]

hold on tightly

[razzberrimango]

just need to fucking comfort n praise a guy after he pisses himself

[evelili]

pony commission for @itsnickha! this one was super cute ^^

[felicitea-art]

hi tumblr

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

i don't go here and CR SPOILERS but -

im living for Laudna, miss (literally has a head FULL of voices some of which aren't even evil dead women or her own repressed raunchiness recently reincarnated as a rat) also being implied to having always had (RE: "it's finally happened") at least ONE voice who looked at the friend she thinks is the most sensible in the group and still whispered-

"yes but what if he snaps one day and kidnaps Imogen?? Imogen is the best and most amazing i wouldn't surprised at anyone wanting to kidnap her, even Ashton"

XD

AND THE N THE MOMENT IMOGEN AND HIM TROT OFF WITHOUT HER NOTICING she just like (⓿A⓿) I KNEW IT !!!

<3 imogen thinks that's just the sweetest thing <3

seriously is there a higher compliment then believing, even just for a second, that your gf is soooooo great even Ashton Himself would crack under the pressure if given the chance to kidnap her? Laudna's riding that Imogen Is Just Irresistible Actually And Obviously Everyone Else Agrees With Me On That train right into panic sobbing station, where Imogen was waiting with a dopy smile and a reassuring hug

(imogen who's got some of the biggest mom abandonment and shunned by her own dad baggage loves her clingy undead girlfriend good for her good for her) b

[zooophagous]

Ollie has great respect for the ancient and noble art of clownery.

[merethessc]

can i spam post? Please???

first part ig

[creepedfinnart]

bodyguard OC. if i ever draw a character being sleepy in their first set of drawings it is SO fucking over for me

[carcarrot]

ok sitting down for a moment at disneyland. elaborating on the post-beat concert shenanigans in the tags

[cmescapade]

How do cats just do a thing that makes u wanna invite them over to ur house at 8pm even though u know ur 4 legged son would oppose visitation from a creature that also carries themselves with 4 legs out of jealousy