#no selfie this week
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Since I’m a numpty and forgot to post yesterday, and I didn’t take any pics of myself for Munday, enjoy my most recent jogging summary. I’m making progress and it feels great. Even if I hate the actual jogging. 😂🤣
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two queens maximizing their joint slay
#uuuuggggghhhhhh#this was the most catastrophic shoot of my life#these aren’t edited i know the lighting is abysmal#but i thought they were cute so#here ya go#splatoon 3#splatoon#cosplay#marina#marina ida#posting this then throwing my phone in the nearest river pond or estuary#i retconned the lighting a teeny tiny bit so rb this version instead#i think it should bw illegal for things to look different on your computer vs your phone#the way shitty bathroom lighting no makeup mirror selfies are better than a shoot that took weeks to prep and hours to shoot#h a h a
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sorry but I just KNOW Riz and Penny have the most unhinged text chain known to man happening off screen
#riz gukgak#penny luckstone#their text chain is like. full of random infodumping at 3am on BOTH SIDES#there will be weeks of radio silence before one of them drops a concerning selfie where they're just grinning from ear to ear#riz regularly sends penny pictures of bloody knives with no explanation other than “thinking of you!! <3”#sometimes penny sends ominous text messages with coordinates and stuff#and riz will show up at the spot and its just her cheerfully bringing him an iced coffee#no other friends are ever allowed to answer their text messages to one another#on separate occasions both the seven maidens and the bad kids were like “haha who can do the best impression of penny/riz#to trick the other rogue“#and it went sooo poorly both times#because of course they could immediately tell and the solution they both jumped to was “my good friend has been kidnapped AGAIN”#and for both of them violence IS the answer#fantasy high
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Guess it’s a byproduct of playing the AJ trilogy instead of the original games, but I did NOT know we had official art of the WAA lockers from SoJ??
#OFFICIAL ATHENA CONTENT THAT I HAVENT SEEN SALIVATING AND PACING#OAAAHHGHH!! Oooohhghh…ohhhhhhhhhmygooddddd#she has spare white shirts. Hot!#and a selfie of the ganggg#wait one of the white shirts is longer than the one she wears#did she STEAL SOMEONE ELSES did she just pick up the wrong one why is she so strange#she did eat Trucy’s pudding cup#and she picked up Clay’s jacket after Apollo threw it off in that cutscene#so. She has form.#anyone know what that thing with the suit on taped to the inside of the door is?#athena cykes#apollo justice#Phoenix Wright#ace attorney#spirit of justice#this has been in my drafts for a week ;-;
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"I'm going to kill you so fucking hard your head blows up, motherfucker!" - William T. Riker
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Bruce has a habit of randomly worrying about his kids and silently lurking in their room until he's done being insane. This usually happens mid prolonged argument or after an incident on patrol that he thinks could've gone much worse.
It would be sweet, if he hadn't raised his kids to be just as paranoid as he is, making them shoot awake every time to see to their Batdad sleep paralysis demon.
#Dick started leaving cushions in his bed to get some peace of mind#Jason goes through several safehouses per week to avoid it#Tim sleeps through most of them but has the weirdest dreams#Damian throws something at Bruce (whatever is nearest)#Cass freaks Bruce out by doing the same but Bruce is charmed by the gesture#Stephanie always freaks out and preemptively starts sending him selfies with her flipping him off with a caption of “I'm fine”#Duke doesn't understand how he doesn't see it coming each time it happens and always lights up the room like a flash grenade#I swear to God I've missed someone...#Oh yeah Alfred just asks Bruce if he needs anything? And then passes back out#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#personal
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so butch I was born bald and forklift certified happy lesbian week
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SAW TIT TWICE. WILL NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN
#AND LF COURSE I HAD TO DRAW THE SILLIES FROM THE PRESHOW SELFIE OF SYDNEY NIGHT 1 THAT IM INNNN. GGUYSGAHH#it's been over a week and im still not ok. whatever. ok. fuuuck lol#artists on tumblr#artist on tumblr#my art#digital art#fanart#phanart#dnp#dip and pip#dan and phil#dan and phil fanart#daniel howell#phil lester#phydney#phan
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he said that’s enough of that
#hi this is me showing myself body progress but it looked good enough to share#so#you’re welcome#but also theo said that’s enough#hehehe#me#selfie#anyways#have a good week#mwah
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i am going to clean my desk at some point ok!!
#i have no energy today i need to apply for more jobs havent heard back from any interview i had this week 😖😖😖#but first.....veggie lasagna#selfie
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Suck it or leave it?
#transb#transblood#trans bimbo#trans blog#trans babe#transbeautiful#trans belly#trans bear#trans breeding#trans bhm#trans community#transblr#transgender#trans self ship#trans sex worker#trans selfie#trans shifter#trans shitposting#trans sissy#trans solidarity#trans people#trans poetry#trans story#trans activism#trans ana#trans lesbian#trans receipts#trans week#trans women are amazing#trans tape
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A flexing pit selfie would cure my seasonal depression rn
How can I not comply with such a reasonable request
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sometimes i think i look good
#me#selfie#haven’t worked out in like a week because i just have not been home#cat sitting before and after work and driving to downtown is like a good 30 minutes there and back#car repairs#coco’s show#two birthday parties#feels so nice to finally get back into normal life things
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midweek crisis😍🥰😍
#hi#me#my face#selfie#mirror selfie#girls with tattoos#girls with glasses#girls who lift#wtf is life right now#genuinely#and what do I take to work on Friday for everyone to eat#penguin socks#wombats#cute girl#pretty people#my head is a mess#I just want to sleep#I don't know how to hang up the phone but I NEED TO DO THIS PROJECT#anybody else having a fucking WEEK#be my friend#message me#we're all pals here#I love yall#love me#okay I'm going now#hot girl shit#later taters
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🎶: feather by sabrina carpenter
#body image#linc.selfie#bichota.#firstly don’t let me lie to you these are from last week i am cozy on my couch preheating the oven#secondly i will be going back to the one selfie a month once the new year starts i just like spoiling my boyfriend
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