#no reblobs i just need to scream

[creekfiend]

I follow the Georgia native plant society on FB and when I tell you that living in a red state is surreal . they posted this today

like you are going to post this today? today, February 4th of 2025? girl I think the phone lines might be tied up due to the volume of people calling about, for example, the fact that they are sending people to Concentration Camp Island? ARE THERE NOT ANY MORE URGENT ISSUES YOU CAN THINK OF TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO CALL THEIR REPS ABOUT? THINK CAREFULLY NOW

[theallianceofcelestials]

I've decided I shall reblob this now that I'm finally home.

Imma do current timeline, and because I'm not fully caught up on EAPS leave the people in that dimension out, along with like some LAES stuff too, cuz I need to catch up with that as well.

I'll just add a read more thing, so for those who'd rather not, they can skip

The short answer tothat question is chaos, as is natural for TSAMS. It'd most likely happen due to a portal malfunction, and SCP bullshitery combined, so Eclipse can have a very good day when he pops up in a random ballpit in what's clearly a daycare, coming face to face with a version of his uncle that starts screaming at his other uncle because his interdimensional portal, which he put in the fucking ballpit for some reason, acted up and spit some rando out again.

He'd honestly not be surprised if a broom was brought out just so this Sun can bat at him.

The portal, thanks to the SCP bullshitery on the other side, would probably go down and need to defrag or maintanance or whatever, so they can't exactly send him back yet. Eclipse is fine with this.

At first they'd think it's a Solar that managed to climb out the portal this time, especially because he's in the body Solar was in when he died and Eclipse also died in that body too huh, and he's pretty friendly. But then he makes some sarcastic kinda meanspirited comment Solar would never know, and Sun and Moon would both realise it's just a weirdly well behaved Eclipse on their hand, who claims to be a scientist.

Moon would probably have an overexcited and awed minute or two when he learns this Eclipse apparently works for the SCP Foundation, and is quite a high level researcher there. With an SCP family. He'd want to know everything, meanwhile Sun is just kinda standing there awkwardly, unsure. He doesn't know how to deal with this guy.

Lunar, who sleeps in the daycare at the current moment I believe, would obviously walk in that moment, along with Solar who's there to make sure there ain't no trouble because the portal went off from earlier from what he heard and he wanted to check in despite not hearing any screaming. Both would just freeze at the sight of Eclipse, because they would know from just how he holds himself. Because in my opinion, despite being an Eclipse, the Solar variant of that particular DCA branch carries itself differently, probably hunching to look smaller while the more common Eclipse variants take up as much space as they can. And Lunar clearly didn't forget about his first brother at all, especially when he wore that body. Becuase that's the body he was in when he blew Lunar up.

Needless to say, Lunar's introduction doesn't go well, which Eclipse doesn't really understand, but it's also not really his space to do anything about. Him and Solar would be a bit better off after a couple tense minutes, after which they decide the other is fine and they become a bit friendlier.

Because they look like his family, Eclipse is obviously not going to be a dick to them, at least not much more than what he knows his family can handle. He'd also be kinda curious where the rest of the family is, but he doesn't press until a bit later.

Let's just say they theoretically take him back to their home, because if nothing else they'll let him sleep on the couch, and Earth is over currently playing with Dazzle. That'd be another surprise for Eclipse, because he hasn't met his world's Earth yet, and none of his uncles/father said anyhing about a sister.

Earth and him get along like a house on fire, so long as she doesn't try too hard to analyse him. He'd absolutely hate that.

But now Eclipse is in the house with everyone, Lunar and Molten included, and he honestly finds it very weird. He also just wants to go back home by this point.

He helps with making dinner, if only because he's not going to let the person with chronic pain do any of the hard work, he may be a jerk but he has standards thanks, and then tries pretending he doesn't actually want to die as much as he does while he's forced to sit with them for family dinner. He especially doesn't wanna show how creeped out he is by Molten just staring at him, and how out of depth he feels when Dazzle tries to be friendly with him. His only experience with young, child animatronics are the Fredlets, and those kids behave differently.

So he just kinda ignores it all, and then the door bursts open, and there Killcode is in all his worried glory, because apparently the SCPs managed to cross over and are more than ready to reclaim their lost family member.

This'd go down about as well as you'd expect.

Dazzle would be terrified because what in the hell is that, Molten would be ready to protect his friend, and all the adults of the family would just be ready for a fight until Eclipse just hops up, because thank fuck, his family is actually here.

It's all the mushy reunions you'd expect, except they're kinda doing this in the middle of the canon TSAMS house, while the family awkwardly stares.

After that it'd be over with the two Moons. They'd each question the other on the situation, deciding they hate the other instantly, SEA Sun would apologise while trying to tear his brother away from that, Solar Flare and Molten would just quietly stare at each other, SEA Lunar and Canon Lunar would be the spiderman meme after they realise the other is a Lunar as well, Solar would be sniffed by a curious Bloodmoon, which no one aside from the SEA family is happy about, and then all bets would be off once they declear he smells like a particularly oily Eclipse.

If only because Killcode can't help himself and he needs to know this Eclipse is taken care of, SEA Moon has noticed Molten by now and is curious, Dazzle is now surrounded by the curious SCP siblings who're just kinda looking the animatronic child over out of curiousity, Canon Sun would freak out at that despite SEA Sun trying to tell him it's okay, and they're just making friends, and Eclipse would just look in on horror as his family embarrasses itself and by proxy him as well.

He wants to bury himself alive in the garden, and when he looks at the various reactions from the Canon family, he knows they want to as well.

It'd take his all to drag them away. He'd have to beg, bribe them, threaten them and even outright pull the puppy dog eyes out just to make them leave. He'd apologise profously, especially to Earth whom at one point had every SCP touch her hair out of curiousity, and then he gets out of there, swearing to never do anything with his family ever again. He'll move away for sure, change his name too maybe.ű

The Canon family is just left baffled, confused, with extra recipies courtesy of Killcode as a thanks for keeping an eye on his son, the knowledge there're some weird dimensions out there, and some of them even with bitemarks from Bloodmoon. Needless to say, they aren't appreciative. Especially because Solar was almost kidnapped by the well-meaning SCPs

If SEA Eclipse shows up there another time, even if that'd only ever happen as an accident, they'd chase him back in with a broom. He wouldn't need that seeing as he feels stupidly embarrassed, but oh well. To each their own he guesses.

Solar would defenitely wake up some nights tho to a random SCP looming over him, asking him if he's fine and needs anything. He doesn't appreciate the care.

Overall, it'd be a more silly shenanigans thing, at least at first. If SEA and Canon met more to the point they became friendly with each other, then maybe there'd be some more serious stuff relating to everyone's trauma. Until then they'd just be a gag for Solar to complain about, and for Sun to sometimes yell amusingly while Eclipse just groans again at being back in that stupid dimension again

at would happen if the SEA au met Canon sams? :D

That is quite the loaded question there, friend. Especially depending on what point in the timeline the Canon folk are in

Moongleam says she'll answer this question once she gets home. She'll probably edit this to answer you.

[lily-the-leopard]

wasn’t even home 24hrs before the job questions started :)

[jewels2876]

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#5

Distracted

A/N: Another day to  make up! Still for the HBC Lucky in Love with the prompt Triumph for @the-ce-horniest-book-club​ and using the Anon request I received a while ago as well!

Word Count: 300

Divider by the lovely @imerdwarf

“Chris! So good to have you here again!” Jimmy Fallon greeted Chris as he settled into his seat. Chris grinned at him, running his hands over his thighs. You sat in the audience, recognizing the signal he was sending you. I wish you were sitting on my lap. He glanced over in your direction before answering. “Good to be here; thanks for having me!”

“So I hear the Endgame box office is killing it; do you think Knives Out is going to surpass it?” 

Chris smiled again and leaned back in his chair a bit, relaxing. “I don’t know Jimmy. Endgame is kind of taking over the world. I’d be happy if Knives Out does half as well.”

Jimmy gave Chris a moment to think before asking the next question. “So y/n and my wife have been knee-deep in wedding magazines and plans. It seems like your opinion isn't really needed.”

Chris was too busy staring over at you now and didn't realize the words slipping out. “Nah, she knows I just need her family and mine.” Jimmy snickered in triumph as the audience lost it. Chris’s face and neck turned pink as he realized what he just admitted.

“Y/n! Y/n, can you come up and show us the ring? Can we get you on camera?” Jimmy yelled above the audience. Your smile was a bit tight but you nodded; the camera panned to you holding up your hand in front of your face to show off the ring. Some of the audience groaned good-naturedly as the camera panned back to Chris who blew you a kiss.

“I got the exclusive! So can we get the rights to your wedding too?” Jimmy teased. Chris laughed, grabbing the left side of his chest as the show went to commercial.

302 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 23:15:06 GMT

#4

All Mine

Day 18 for HBC Kinky Halloween and yes I’m caught up! We’re following up from Day 4 for @the-th-horniest-book-club​

Word count: 530

Warnings: sex toys - unprotected sex - 18+ONLY - if you click on the Keep Reading link you agree you’re over the age of 18

Loki stared at the item; it was an interesting shade of blue, wide and tall. Not as wide or tall as me, he noticed. The buttons on the bottom only pointed up and down. He pressed one and the beads inside twisted; he pressed another and a low hum started as the ears vibrated. His gaze turned towards you, laying on the bed, legs wide, propped up on your elbows. You gave him a knowing grin.

Without a word, he placed it between your legs. You bit your lower lip hard as the ears teased your clit, the tip just barely sitting inside you. “Loki,” you bit out, “Loki.”

He pressed it further into your body, watching you draw a drop of blood from your lip before letting your head fall back. Loki pressed a button and you jerked, squealing as the beads moved faster. You tried to squeeze your legs together, but Loki wedged between them kept them wide. He pressed another button and you bucked your hips as the speed of the ears picked up, the beads slowed down. Loki watched your face, fascinated as your eyes closed then widened, your tongue snaking out to wet your drying lips. He slowed the ears and moved the beads to the highest speed. You screamed as your orgasm ripped through you quickly, falling off your elbows. Your head lolled back and forth as you tried to close your legs again, sobbing as your hands gripped the sheets beneath you; your body taking the delicious torture he was raining down. Your core tried to grip onto the dildo but Loki pulled it out and you gasped. Without a word, he slid into you and groaned. Your core grasped him like a warm wet fist. Loki leaned down to kiss you as he moved over you faster and harder, his grip tight on your hips.

There was no vibrating this time, no teasing ears, just his cock, harder than ever, driving into you deeper and deeper. You clung to his shoulders as he raised one of your legs over his shoulder. The new angle had him grazing your cervix and you screamed again as another orgasm took over, spots dancing in front of your eyes. Loki raised the other leg over his shoulder and moved over you, chasing his orgasm as your core continued to milk him. “One more,” he gritted out. You could only gasp as he grabbed your ass, lifting you into the air and taking you at another new angle. You tried to scream but your throat was dry and raw as he pounded into you, his hand reaching down to thumb your clit, giving you that third orgasm and the one he had been chasing. He came violently, the come seemed never-ending, even as he lowered you back into the mattress. His cock softened but stayed buried in you. Loki fell on top of your stomach, pressing kissing into your softness. Tears sprang to your eyes; your left hand reached out and stroked his jet black hair. “Loki,” you cooed, “you are incredible.”

“Amazing,” he mumbled against your stomach. Then pressed another kiss to you. “And all mine.”

321 notes • Posted 2021-10-18 13:01:14 GMT

#3

Weird

One more before I turn in for the night - I just watched the movie (feel free to @ me - I can take it!) and this is for @the-marvel-horniest-book-club​

Pairing: Eddie Brock/Venom x reader (it’s tamer than it sounds)

Warnings: Phone sex - 18+ ONLY - if you click on the Keep Reading link you agree you’re over the age of 18

Word count: 161

The hiss of silk sounded over the phone; he gripped his phone a little tighter as he imagined you bare before him. “Why did we agree to do this again?”

You hummed. “Because someone wouldn’t agree to behave, remember?”

His grip loosened only slightly. “We didn’t agree; damn.”

“But we wanted to see her!” Venom whined. “You always want to see her. I want to see her.”

You chuckled low into the phone. “Are you naked?”

Eddie looked down at his sad grey boxers and muttered as he stripped them off.

“NOW we are,” Venom hissed. “Now what?”

“Now I’m going to tell you all the naughty things I want you to do,” you cooed. “Or is that going to be too hard?”

“We’re hard.”

Eddie groaned and mentally shoved Venom aside. “This is gonna get weird. Are you sure you want to do this?”

“I can handle weird,” you answered. “Now you and I are both naked… where to start?”

330 notes • Posted 2021-10-02 03:41:41 GMT

#2

This Exact Couch

A/N: Day 24 of the HBC Lucky in Love and the prompt Smile - this one is dedicated to @the-ce-horniest-book-club​ and the new look Evans was serving up!

Word Count: 271

Divider by the lovely @imerdwarf - pic is not mine

The screen went blank and he turned to you, all smiles. “So… what did you think?”

You giggled and pulled your legs up onto the couch, hugging them to your chest. “You and Scott are hilarious together; I think I’m shocked that Marvel never tried to capitalize on that dynamic.” He smirked at you, the tattoos under his shirt peeking out. You bit your lower lip as you watched them appear then disappear as his shirt moved. Belatedly you realized he was moving next to you. His fingers reached out and tickled your side; your burst of laughter caused Dodger to run in, looking around excitedly. Seeing the two of you on the couch, Dodger launched himself at the two of you which made you laugh more.

“Stop! Stop or I’m gonna pee on the couch,” you cried. Chris immediately stopped but stared at you.

“Dodger’s done that a couple o’ times sweetheart. This couch has been through a lot.” He pressed his lips together to keep from laughing at you as the expressions of disgust and curiosity moved across your face.

“This exact couch?”

Chris tried not to grin as you tried to squirm out from under him. “I just got you here, sweetheart,” he whined. You managed to escape, much to his amusement.

“Nope, not here.” Dodger looked at your pointed finger at the couch. “You wanna get lucky Evans?” He nodded slowly as he stood up from the couch.

“Then you’re gonna have to catch me!” You squealed and ran down the hall towards the bedroom, Chris hot on your heels, and Dodger chasing the both of you.

391 notes • Posted 2021-03-25 00:43:40 GMT

#1

Give Me More

A/N: Caught up! Today’s HBC Lucky in Love prompt is wealth and it’s for the OG @the-ss-horniest-book-club​

Also for the square Belly Bulge for @star-spangled-bingo​ with Bucky x reader

Word Count: 269

18+ ONLY - good ol’ fashioned sex - if you click on the Keep Reading link you agree you are over the age of 18

“Oh god, yes!” you wailed as Bucky moved inside you. Your head rolled side to side as Bucky set a bruising pace. He stilled for a moment, watching in wonder at the outline of his cock deep in your belly. You tried to buck against him, but his weight on top of you kept you in place. Your eyes fluttered open and you gasped. “Bucky, please! Move!”

Bucky pulled back, leaving just the tip in before ramming into you. There it was again, that bulge that fascinated him. His eyes were dark, lustful, as he repeated the same torturous pace. Pull back far enough, then ram hard into you. Each view of his cock inside you sent his lust into overdrive.

“Fuck!” you screamed as he did it again. “Please!” Bucky looked up to meet your momentary gaze. “Faster!”

Bucky abandoned his plan and obeyed you, moving over you faster and harder. You came with a loud scream. Your walls squeezed him tight and he almost lost the thread of control he held. You finally relaxed around him and your eyes fluttered open. Bucky leaned down to kiss you softly. “I feel so rich, ya know,” he murmured against your throat, pressing kisses down the column of your neck. He raised his head to lock his gaze to yours; you felt him stir inside you and you mewled softly. “You give me everything doll; I love you.” He gently moved his hips and you hissed as he skimmed over that spot. “Can you give me more?”

You could only nod as he grinned, moving against you once more.

602 notes • Posted 2021-03-30 23:07:51 GMT

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