#no ones constantly on my ass

[gotmyass2marz]

going on a camping trip with yr grandparents really makes ya think about how unbearable life actually is at home

[lotus-pear]

double black

[scribz-ag24]

i was gonna draw a comic with them but it got pretty long so im posting these first

alt of the second image under the cut

[lesliemeyers]

look at me in the apocalypse...

for @spstyleweek day 4: apocalypse!

The basic tldr of this setting is What If back during Bigger Longer & Uncut, Kenny's wish to change everything back to how it was before the Canada vs. America war didn't completely cancel out the prophecy about Satan reigning over earth... but rather just delayed it. And now, in modern day South Park (post-Nobody Got Cereal?) Satan's dead... so when an accident while Terrance and Phillip are on tour causes their demise in Colorado, there's nobody even ruling over the hell that breaks loose, it's just pure chaos.

[beezhive]

guy who suffers from insufferable cunt disorder

[cloud-ya]

Sega managed to give Shadow wings AU before I could

[legokingfisher]

This can’t keep happening

[royaltea000]

Been binging the 1986 series again and drew my ver in some of his slays

[touchyluffy]

part one

In the days it takes you to heal from your injuries, Luffy comes to your bedroom to sleep next to you every night. He does try, the night after the first, to sleep in his own bedroom but he can't. Usually sleep comes easy to him, especially after a long day of adventure but not now. He closes his eyes, trying to think of your wounds healing, your soft breathing, your warm hand holding his, but he can't fall asleep. He huffs in irritation and rises from his bed, sulking across the ship to knock on your bedroom door and opening it slowly. You put down your book, you were also struggling to sleep, and open the covers for him. You smile at each other as he excitedly hops into your bed.

And so it becomes routine for you two. Even as your injuries heal completely, as the sunsets and the crew walks off to their separate bedrooms, Luffy follows you into yours and you let him. It becomes normal to roll over in the middle of the night and snuggle into his warm body, to wake up in the morning with his arm wrapped around you, to feel him pull you closer in his sleep, to giggle at his sleep-talking, to hear your name in his mumblings. You offer to let him keep his toothbrush and some clothes in your room, he accepts.

Sleeping together becomes so routine that you have trouble sleeping without him. There were times when you two would be separated by a foe that Luffy challenged and each night you would stay awake staring at his side of the bed, worry clouding your mind and making it impossible to sleep and eventually when Luffy defeated the foe, he would be covered in bandages and it was your turn to listen to his soft, even breathing as he slept. There were times when you be working late into the night and he would come find you, curling up on the floor next to you to sleep in your presence until you eventually finish and drag him back to your bed so you can both sleep comfortably. There were times when you would get angry at him for putting the crew in danger with his recklessness and you'd slammed your bedroom door in his face and toss and turn, your anger at him turning into desperation for him to just come to bed already, eventually you get up to find him and as you open your bedroom door, Luffy's sleeping frame falls on your legs. He'd been sleeping against your door. Smiling you pull his rubbery body into bed and cuddle up next to him, his heartbeat your lullaby. He smiles in his sleep and his arms come up around you. Whenever he's missing his hat or sandals, you find them by your bed.

This new routine of you and your captain sleeping together left your other crewmates with their mouths on the floor several times. They still hadn't gotten used to you two waving goodnight and walking into the same bedroom. When they would ask, you tried to explain but there really wasn't anything to explain. You and their captain couldn't sleep unless you slept together. That's all, why do they always stare at you in such surprise when you say that? Their shocked faces didn't discourage you both into cuddling up to each other at night, finding relaxation, warmth, safety, and comfort in each others arms. What was once your space becomes "our bedroom", "our closet", "our bathroom".

[shootingstarrfish]

do u think beel does the evil hands before he eats

[clownsuu]

I have been having a strong urge to make another puppet oc, so alas, take this pain iv made-

When I mean pain, I literally mean it- JDHHFHDH I got so stressed out trying to color him that my adrenaline spiked and now I’m trying to relax LMAOOOO

but anyway, here’s Robbie (not to be confused with Robert), a Howdy family member oc, cause who am I as a howdy supremacy supporter if I didn’t have SOMEBODY related to him smhh. He’s kinda an smartass/asshole (being a 3 horned rhinoceros beetle) but when ya get to know the bastard he’s a nerdy lil goof who’ll never shut up about literally anything he’s done. How many crimes has he committed? He lost count smh.

he’s a little bit more of a serious character-? But he’s kinda still in the same playing field as Dr.Stone is where they are a “guest character”. Also unlike Dr.Stone who has a set occupation, Robbie hops from job to job, one day he’s working at your local seven eleven, the other day he’s a astronaut going to space (don’t ask how he the hell he even got in- he’s too crafty for his own good-)

[crookedvultures]

"The shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I ain't never heard."

FIGHT CLUB (1999) dir. David Fincher

[icharchivist]

it still makes me genuinely offended that DAVG opens on Varric narrating about Solas and going "Solas is very against slavery, one of the only thing we agree on", because i've seen people say "well yeah i hope so it's the bare minimum" and like

Literally half the cast of DAI for example, yknow, the game Solas and Varric met on, were pro-slavery in one shape or form. The one thing DAVG doesn't tell you is what Solas considers to be Slavery to start with, because it is how some companions will tell you "yeah i'm against slavery" and then will talk about somehow removing someone's freedom completely in one shape or form. Look at DAI's Solas' banters with Dorian (who's in DAVG and is a slavery abolitionist SPECIFICALLY, as said in the books, because Solas changed his mind in DAI) or with Iron Bull and you'll learn a lot.

"the one thing we agreed on" is super fucking funny from the character who has always famously been a Centrist, who genuinely didn't want to listen to Anders in da2 when Anders was talking about the inherent slavery of the Circles, and, if Hawke sides with the System rather than the oppressed in da2, Varric will disapprove of Mage Freedom in DAI, which is one of the type of slavery Solas is fighting against for example. Just because the game doesn't allow you to import Varric's past doesn't erase that Varric is a centrist as fuck.

Like sorry it's not our fault DAVG have the most innoffensive companion cast in the whole franchise that you don't know how it's like to have companions with actual offensive opinions that exists to challenge your point of view but that doesn't mean you know exactly how DA companions usually work and why it's an important part of Solas' character.

And sorry also that the game talks so little about Slavery and the multiple ways it manifest in Thedas but that doesn't mean you should just take that at face value.

"gngngn Solas being anti-slavery is the bare minimum" tell that to Varric the Centrist for fuck's sake you DONT KNOW HIM.

[solarpunkani]

Psst, hey.

Hey you.

Come closer.

Listen to what I'm about to say good and well, alright?

[sneppu]

Tis illegal to Slander The Sneep in my presence when that man literally carried the whole damn series on his scoliosis back several times over. That man dragged the entire wizarding world kicking and screaming to safety on his actual living carcass. idgaf about no neville toad, brother, im putting respect on his goddamn name

[on-the-clear-blue]

Bruce, doing his "I am totally not excited" thing as he settles down in the home theater with all the kids around him, it's his birthday, and the only thing he asked for was them all to get along, and to watch the old, 1960s, likely Hanna-Barbera animated Gray Ghost cartoon: Damian, this if the first time you have watched this correct? My father introduced this to me and I hope you will enjoy it as much as I did your age.

Damian, giving a curt nod, he has been preped by the others for this: Of course Father, I shall watch with great attention. (Starts texting Jon for evac before his phone is snatched away by Dick)

Dick, grinning with a slightly crazed smile: Oh come on Dami, Jon can wait till we are done with this tape...don't you flippity frickin try to run from this, suffer like the rest of us.

Jason, tied up and handcuffed, sitting near by: I can't believe I fell for this again...i am going to get you for this Timberly...

Tim, sitting with his legs crossed and a sure smirk on his face: Sure you will...though every time you threaten me Bruce is going to give you the sad billionaire eyes.

Jason, very pointedly not looking in Bruce's general direction, who is indeed giving sad billionaire eyes at his child: And that's why I ain't looking at him...shit I looked at him...God turn those "lipid tears" off B it's worse than going batman...

Steph, cuddling up with Cass on a love seat: Are you sure we can't ditch this? I'm not even his kid...

Cass, elbowing Steph while stealing her popcorn:Shush, he pays your bills, you can show up for the worlds saddest birthday party.

Duke, laid out, his feet on Jason's lap: This is my first time watching too...I mean I got snippets last time but I had a killer crock attack, I kinda wanna see where this will-oh that's racist, oh that's oh...

Dick, wincing and nodding: It's like a train wreck, wait till episode 14, I almost ran away when Bruce showed me that one for the first time, that poor Romani lady gets suspected because she came with the circus...

Damian, tilting his head as he watches, confusion forming on his face: I think I now know how it feels to be hate crimed...I did not even know that slur could be used that way...it very much is not a noun...

Bruce keeps forgetting certain things are in the episodes, and ends up pausing half way through, grabs his phone and called Lucius: HOW much money would it be for WE to move into TV? Only that much? Give who ever pitched that idea a raise...only that much? Double it. Yes I am sure, also the first project will be remaking Gray Ghost, I will the main director. Yes...only that much? I want it done tomorrow.

Bruce, hanging up the phone: We will need to take a rain check on watching this...I am needed in Vancouver, I just baught an animation studio and I am...taking all this (hand waving at the glaring 1960s issues) away and remaking it.