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vulpinesaint · 2 months ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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leahcee · 7 months ago

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having friends who are so aesthetically based (aka they want aesthetic looking people to look “cool”) means that they see me (single) and are like well you have a lovely personality, I’m sure you’ll find someone once they see how funny and lovely you are, but until then you’re fat and therefore unaesthetic, so good luck babe!

#no one’s actually told me this #it’s all in my head #and from what I know my friends bc guess what #I do actually have some friends who are superficial #and despite them being <<body positive>> act very differently about being fat themselves #so anyways #I’m projecting a bit #but also very true in the sense that I’m told a lot that I have a great personality #and someone will EVENTUALLY see that #bc I obviously won’t get someone based off my physical appea #appearance***

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thundersbugs · 20 days ago

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a collective gift from the crew

#one piece #op #roronoa zoro #he's transgender canonically oda told me actually #fanart #mika's art

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artkaninchenbau · 8 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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bakedbananners · 5 months ago

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#this happened actually. ONE told me.#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #kageyama shigeo #???% mob #my art #reigen arakata #girl psycho 100 #???: TRANSITION NOW. TRANSITION NOW. TRANSITION NOW.

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pencilscratchins · 1 year ago

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to everyone asking when i’m gonna post art again… hey guys i recently acquired six incredibly large clown paintings so i’m sort of booked at the moment

#no one is asking actually i just want to talk about my recent clown acquisition #6! for $20!!! and they’re really good!#my cat loves them my roommate is bringing in his witch boyfriend to cleanse them #he has told me it’s him or the paintings #and i’m telling him it’s always gonna be the paintings #anyway this account is now my public diary #no art anymore just me posting these things #welcome to my twisted mind #not art #delete later

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choccy-milky · 1 month ago

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merry christmas !🎅❤️💚

#if anyone says lewis and celeste are too old to still believe in santa ill fight them🤺 i used to get into fights with my bestie too LMAO #i am a santa truther...i believed in santa till i was like 10/11 and my grandma got so annoyed that SHE told me he wasnt real LMAO #then i went to my room and wrote in my diary and cried onto the pages and i wrote “these are my tears from when i learned santa wasnt real”#LMAOOO so drama...💃💃#part of the reason i believe in santa for so long is 1) because my dad would go on the roof and leave snowy footprints #but 2) because i literally have a false memory i just conjured up???#one year for xmas we got a toy and it wasnt working/it was broken #and in MY memory we got a knock at the door and there was a brand new version of the toy waiting on the doorstep (from santa)#but what ACTUALLY happened when i told my mom about it is that we just went to the store later and exchanged it for a working version #so i have no idea why i just have that false memory but i remember it so clearly LMAOOOO #anyway santa is real thanks for coming to my ted talk🎅#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian x mc #clora clemons #lewis sallow #celeste sallow #choccyart

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lazylittledragon · 26 days ago

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some of my recents i forgot to post :3

#tattoo apprentice things #the agrimony is on me bc i didn’t have a client that day #it’s from a flash sheet i made using an old botanical journal!!#i knew that one actually looked as good as i thought it did bc my mentor told me it looked great in person the next day akdjdjd #i actually can’t remember if i’ve already posted the owl but it turned out so clean so you’re seeing it twice

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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Bonus 13: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen qing #wen ning #WWX's main weapon as the Yiling patriarch is considered to be 'Wen Ning' - which makes sense as far as the whole necromancer thing goes.#However...That *is* Wen Qing's beloved baby brother!#In her perspective WWX skipped town for a few days (or so) and took WN with him #only for them both to show up bloodied and in a state of disarray.#There's no way he told her he was going out to duel Jiang Cheng. For several reasons.#He doesn't want to involve her in his messes anymore than he already has.#It's less that she would try and stop him and more so that he honestly wouldn't even think to say something about it to her.#WQ and him aren't partners in this situation. He actually openly disregards her opinions several times.#Wei Wuxian's emotional distance from everyone around him is a big part of this arc.#Like all good tragedies...his biggest flaw is his hubris. He doesn't *need* anyone when he's so capable on his own.#He doesn't need to ask permission when obviously this is the only way forwards.#He has to do it all on his own! No one else needs to be involved!#And if you've been in the position of realizing you have a problem of toxic self-reliance - you know how harmful this mindset is.#It's why it's so satisfying to see WWX in his 'new' life start to let other's share his burdens.#I will die on the hill of 'love means carrying each other's weight. All a burden means is that I can give you support and you support me.'#YLLZ is less 'competent and sexy' and more 'depressed and can't see it'.#Another lovely nod to the main theme here is how he starts leaning more and more into the rumours about him.#Though we are also still confronted with how these rumours fail to actually live up to reality.#Rumour has it the Yiling Patriarch is undefeatable. What a shame if that rumour turned out to be untrue!

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scribz-ag24 · 4 months ago

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opposing views

#pmd2 #my art #grovyle #dusknoir #pokemon mystery dungeon #tempted to tag this as ship lmao what is their relationship if not the confrontation of irreconcilable ideals in a doomed world #theyre both surviving for only one reason #to fulfill their clashing objectives no matter the cost #and because of this their lives are inextricably intertwined #its no wonder it was grovyle who managed to get dusknoir to change loyalties and objectives man who else could have gotten through to him #they match each other's freak fr #pmd eos #pmd grovyle #pmd dusknoir #ig i wont tag it since its not really accurate here but trust me its canon chunsoft told me /j #edit actually no im gonna tag it #actaeonshipping #duskvyle #this is also ship content if youre a real shipper

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mariimoes · 9 months ago

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ZOLU MARRIAGE ( not genderbends)

#one piece #zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #artsgallery #ZOLU REAL ODA TOLD ME SO #the idea behind this was basically th3 straw hats have to play pretend/ fool some villain so they come with a marriage scheme #so they make luffy and zoro play bride/ groom and jokes on them they fr are actually married by the end of it

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shitpostingkats · 1 month ago

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Terra Kingdomhearts is literally the story about an oldest son born with something Wrong inside him and his whole family expects him to outgrow it, or ignore it, or defeat it, and then he gets bigger and he is still Wrong. Terra Kingdomhearts is the story of being isolated and sheltered from anyone willing to acknowledge the Wrongness inside you and so when he finally, finally meets someone who treats the Wrongness as no big deal, not a Wrongness at all, it's instantly a lifeline to this poor man and he will do anything to learn more about how he is not Wrong forever, actually. It's a story about how if you live your life with no community for the Wrongness that lives inside you that your very first lifeline can be used to strangle you. Do you understand what I'm saying

#like don't get me wrong I love a good Terra Is Stupid joke as much as the next person #but sometimes I think a little too hard about Terra holding his father in his arms #and realizing that the only person in his entire life who told him he doesnt need to be scared of himself was just using him actually #and the people who told him to Hide and Be Ashamed and Be Better were right.#if there are ten terra fans I am one of them. if there is one terra fan its me. if there are no terra fans I am dead.#Terra isn't stupid he was isolated and scared and had lived for two decades trying and failing to Be Good Enough and he wanted peace #kingdom hearts #kh #kh terra #terra #terra kh #terra kingdom hearts #kh bbs #bbs #birth by sleep #kingdom hearts birth by sleep

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bittasol · 2 months ago

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smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before

#iruma suzuki #clara valac #azz alice asmodeus #love trio #m!ik #mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #irumas expression in the first one went through lotsa phases #lotsa extreme frusterated and sickly faces #which felt a little ooc to me cuz irumas someone who smiles in the face of despair #but also we’ve seen iruma at his most frusterated and fed up in reaction to his parents #(at least until kalegos brother told him he was disgusting which btw we should jump him for that)#(and SORTA when gyari calls him ugly but that was less serious lol)#anyway i decided to try going for a very tired forced smile for this #abuse mention #<just in case #to me this is irumas parents presenting iruma to a camera for a family portrait so they can show off their darling little boy to friends #meanwhile darling little boy has been eating trash behind the mall they found him at #so hes tired and hungry cuz the last time he saw em was two months ago otherwise he would have faked it a little better #i think in this moment hes frustrated and a little disgusted by them #enough to almost deny the treats they dangle over him #but rule one (1) is iruma suzuki that cannot say no #im not sure i conveyed the little micro expression kinda frusteration that i wanted to but its close nough #style change for love trio suddenly iruma has lips my bad LOL #suits the theme tho! i think irumas genre; art style; life changes when he met those two #clarazz would hate being compared to irumas dusty ass parents in any way even as foils sorry to them for this post actually 😭#ANYWAY…#did u know love trio have the same smile?#fanart #my art

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turtleblogatlast · 1 year ago

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Was thinking about this again haha

Anyway I adore Hueso and Leo’s dynamic and wanted to include Hueso Jr in it because I like to think Leo can be shockingly good with kids

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt hueso #rottmnt leo #rottmnt hueso jr #rise leo #I wish we actually got to meet hueso jr #he’s so cute from the literal One Picture we saw #and it would have been so fun to see the sardonic Hueso’s son be so happy go lucky #he goes up to Leo all ‘you’re the one my papá always complains about!:D’#and before Leo can go ‘omg tío talks about me 🥹’ jr hugs him tightly #says he ‘always wanted a brother!!’#Leo tries not to cry fails and promptly says ‘what if I told you I’m a package deal’#Hueso Jr now has four big bros #turtle art tag #I JUST REALIZED I SHOULD PROBABLY START KEEPING A TAG FOR ART…

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ryllen · 11 months ago

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" no one will know ~~ ♥♥♥ "

- more like me thinking of Trey going ham if Jade is in a pinch

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solarpunkani · 2 years ago

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Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

#solarpunk #anti pesticides #ani rambles #this is coming from personal opinion at 4am keep that in mind but like #I’m scared of roaches. i’m fine with them outside though #my parents dont like roaches and for good reason. they spray Ortho Home Defense along the veeery edge of the concrete by the doors to #keep roaches and shit from coming in because yknow. Florida.#if I tell them ‘hey actually we shouldn’t spray pesticides inside (ie raid spray) or outside (ie home defense)#theyre gonna ask wtf to do instead to prevent roaches #and if I tell them ‘nothing suck it up buttercup’ they’re gonna laugh and then double down on the sprays #we gotta have an alternative ready and honestly maybe I’m not looking in the right places but I genuinely don’t know of any #like one online friend told me leaving brush piles around the yard decreased the amount of bugs trying to come in but like #thats one person. anecdotal. and I haven’t seen anything online confirming that as a thing (yet)#idk man I’m going to bed.#might delete later #house pest saga

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