#no one: __

[lokiusmybeloveds]

Every time Lee calls him "Ivo" in an interview an angel gets its wings

[isqbelevans]

there’s a whole trilogy now

[laquilasse]

ygo sketchdump of kaibabros + prideshipping. Atem resurrection post DSOD au my beloved

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

So i know we all like to hc that legolas knew at least aragorn before the quest, or the elves of imlardis.

But honestly, au in which legolas is genuinely just some random elf that showed up to deliver a message, was roped into the council and saw the most amazing oppurtunity to fuck with everyone and took the elf spot in the party?

Like, no-one knows who tf he is, he’s just a messenger (no one knows he’s thranduil’s son) and elrond gave him a seat at the council out of indulgence. And then this one motherfucker no one knows ends up joining one of, if not the most, important quest in ME.

Legolas, knowing damn well no one’s got a clue who tf he is: hold on, i sense an opportunity to do the funniest shit ever.

And after he volunteered himself, it’s not like elrond can just go: no, wait a minute.

Legolas has got the audacity. He’s sensing all the imlardis elves’ daggers in their eyes and is full on cackling in his head.

They are having a horrible time and legolas is thriving!

The walkers themselves don’t know untill after the quest.

[adam-scott]

PEDRO PASCAL as Tim Rockford for 'Merge Mansion'

[daily-trey]

...I'm glad that everyone is safe at least.

[yrsonpurpose]

It's like there's a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me towards you. x

[link-is-a-dork]

[filmgifs]

Ebon Moss Bachrach No Hard Feelings (2023)

[i-am-church-the-cat]

My brain is like a scratched record, just repeating the interview thing where Alex said “I feel connected to [Logan]. Not in a romantic way, he just reminds me of myself.”

Like bro. Who was thinking romantic? I wasn’t but I am thinking about it NOW

[shmisky]

Much has been said about Ford bodyshaming Stan in Journal 3, focusing on both the enraging (how dare Ford like that about Stan!) and the horny (Ford wants that 🍪 so bad!), but today I present you: the hilarious.

This is not going to be a very serious meta, just a silly compilation of Every Time Ford Acted Like That 💪✨ while I grow increasingly amused by how much Ford overcompensates for his baby self’s wimpiness!

A Tale of Two Stans, the very episode that introduces us to Ford’s personality and his shared history with Stan, starts with their baby selves running—more specifically, Stan easily leading and Ford trying and failing to keep up.

Ford: “Wait up!” Stan: “Yeah, you should keep up!” Ford, a little defensive: “I can keep up!”

Then, of course, the scene in which Stan invites Ford to punch down the thing.

Ford, poor weakling that he is, pathetically fails. (I’m talking affectionately. He’s my meow meow.) Stan can’t resist the chance to tease him:

That’s just confirming a hint we got from Not What He Seems: that Ford’s worst subject was Physical Education.

Journal 3, too, starts with this:

“If my brother hadn’t shielded me and punched one of the other kids in the nose, I might have spent the rest of the year in the hospital.”

And what Ford does for the rest of his life?

He overcompensates.

That’s it. That’s the post.

He has so much fun being athletic and agile and dunking on other peoples’ physical appearance/prowess 😭

A compilation of Ford’s “do you even lift, bro?” 💪✨ fitness obsession moments:

Don’t you hate when ghosts don’t go to the gym!

His comment about Fiddleford isn’t surprising, but @cantgetworsethanthistbh wisely pointed out this is indisputable proof Ford has no qualms about bodyshaming a crush of his (Tesla).

And speaking of another crush of his...

The moment everyone remembers. When you go out of your way to write about your brother’s gut in your diary ❤️

Thank you for reminding us again!

Stan was right. He was showing off, and could easily have used the door, but what would be the fun in that? How would people know how athletic he was, then?

That was nasty, Stanford.

Look at his stupid little 😏 face.

Ford internally, probably: “Dipper sure thinks I’m so cool.” Dipper internally: “He’s so cool!”

Bonus:

You just gotta love him.

[pedripics]

rapid fire questions with pedri

[m0rninglatte]

Okay- Pinterest what the hell

This is the most sus image ever-

HOW IS IT LITERALLY PRISON DUO-?

[ghostdrinkssoup]

if I had a nickel for every time a show used ortolans as a metaphor to convey a younger man’s rite of passage into the deplorable and taboo world of the rich and powerful, all of which is being orchestrated by an older man who is unaware he is being played, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

[yandere-daydreams]

momentarily breaking my silence to wonder aloud if it would be out of character for gojo to say something as stupid as 'if i was your husband i'd be too busy fucking you to die'. i personally would not put it above him but i also think he'd feel a little bad if it made you cry. just a little.