#no one is doing it like Her

[neptune-scythe]

we as a society do not talk about Karen Wilson enough

[nonas-third-tantrum]

during the gtn dinner party gideon notes that teacher is “perennially pleased to see [harrow and gideon] for no reason gideon ever knew” and I’m wondering if this is just teacher being quirky or if teacher had a particular fondness for anastasia and is delighted because harrow reminds him of her and/or because harrow’s presence confirms that anastasia’s line and house have continued

[holyblanchett]

Agatha Harkness will forever be the baddest witch in Marvel. She has always been elite. And if they give Agatha the grey streak in future marvel projects it's really over for us.

[eggplantgifs]

Satoko Miyahara: Paternera » 2023 NHK Trophy

[vroomvroomwee]

"I've killed mediocre men. I've killed exceptional men. But you're the worst kind. A mediocre man who thinks he's exceptional."

This line belongs in a museum. Stede Bonnet, if I were you, I would never again be able to get out of bed after something like that

[charlotte-of-wales]

mathilde, consider me gagged

[sharingtangerines]

julius gong is SO down bad because what do you mean ??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN that you committed her hate emails about you to memory ?????

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Murph: Uh-- (reading) “All that's left is some crusts and a pile of anchovies that the princess picked off her slices.” Caldwell: Eee-Yuck! Emily: Can I bring up something random? [Everyone laughs] Caldwell: Please do! Please! Murph, laughing: We're on page FIVE. What do you want, Emily?? Emily, laughing: I wanna bring up something-- (trails off into laughter) Caldwell: Let's make this a two-parter boys! Emily, laughing: What if-- Okay, now I'm just laughing cause you're mad. Caldwell: Emily's had half a gluten free beer. Murph, exasperated: What do you want? Emily: What if there-- like, imagine a (laughs) parallel universe where Mario and Luigi are obsessed with bagels, not pizza. Does that exist-- Caldwell: They're not obsessed with pizza at all???? Murph: They're not obsessed with pizza??? Caldwell: That's the ninja turtles! Murph, laughing: That's the-- they just ate pizza in this one instance! Emily: No no no, but they've eaten pizza-- Murph: No, they haven't! When did they eat-- Caldwell: Like twice! Emily: Like in the movies they eat pizza. 'Cause they're from Brooklyn! Murph: There's one movie! Caldwell: What movies?? Murph: I don't remember it! Do you remember it? Caldwell: Are you sure-- You're thinking of-- Murph: Do they eat pizza in it??? Caldwell, urgently: Do you think-- Are you thinking of the ninja turtles?? Emily, laughing: I might be! Caldwell: It's like, pretty-- [Emily and Murph are dying laughing] Emily, through laughter: Okay, another-- another-- Murph, laughing: Emily. Caldwell: Let-- usually I want to go with you, but. Murph, a word at a time through laughter: Emily. Interrupted the book. To. Make. A-- Caldwell: A-a baseless claim! Murph, still laughing: Yeah! [Emily laughs] Murph: To talk about a false premise! Of the Mario brothers loving pizza. Emily: Okay, wait! Murph: And what if they loved bagels instead? Who-- Who cares? Caldwell: Well that's why at the beginning of Mario 64-- [They start talking over each other.] Emily: Another random thought! Murph: Alright everybody, shut up! Caldwell: You gotta talk quieter. [Murph cackles] Emily: What if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were obsessed with bagels? Murph: Oh, boy, this is off the rails already.

[palamadeez]

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

btw it is so fucking funny that Zheng’s whole fucking endgame with her fucking pirate army is to get them all universal basic income

[firstofficerkittycat]

i love her so much like her takes are insane but shes my best friend

[tvuniverse]

AVA COLEMAN AND GREGORY EDDIE in Abbott Elementary ➤ 2x12 Fight

[alchemistc]

The sky was doing So Much this evening.

[yellowraincoat]

Me sitting in my room listening to Cinder, screaming every five seconds even tho I have the entire plot memorized because of the DRAMA of it all

[unicornofthemidwest]

When Anaïs Mitchell said "All I know's you're someone I have always known/And I don't even know you/Now I wanna hold you" and when Anaïs Mitchell said "I knew you before I met you/I've forgotten why I left you" and when Anaïs Mitchell said "If I cannot take you for a liar or a lover/I'll take you for my brother-in-arms" and when Anaïs Mitchell said "Speaking of loving you/I do" and when Anaïs Mitchell said "I have loved you for so long/Even when I could only do you wrong" and when Anaïs Mitchell said "Did you know you'd share my bed/With these voices in my head" and when Anaïs Mitchell

[hurremsultanns]

No but it's so iconic of Hürrem to get a woman who just tried to kill her to join her side.