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Stiles “I’m not a sugar baby, it’s just that my love language is gift giving and receiving. It not my fault I pick men who can keep up” stilinski
And Derek “whatever you want” Hale
#sterek#freak4freak#they are obsessed with each other#no one believes him#derek hale is obsessed with him#stiles stilinski#derek x stiles#derek hale
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tr!Bad laughing maniacally at the kingdom’s misfortune but shaking his head the whole time so everyone knows he doesn’t approve of ecoterrorism.
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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Jason Todd being Red X is an interesting idea that I hate because they always make Dick and Jay the same age.
I thought I’d throw my hat in the ring and give you some none sense!
Your Welcome!
So, this is Dick Grayson from the TEEN Titans while he’s still Robin. Meaning that he’s like 14-17 years old
That means Jason is like 8-11 years old.
But fuck the time line so,
Dick is 16
Jason is 10
Sure? We good? Great.
I know most people make him Red X as a sort of villain arc to replace Red Hood, so they usually make Jay 15 and fresh off the near death experience.
But I don’t wanna do thatttt
So instead we have adopted early Jason who thinks so only way to get his brothers attention in through mild super villainy
Also, they’re both Robin.
They are Robin in the way that there are two flashes,
Dick is the Robin of Jump City (and Bludhaven a bit)
Jason is the Robin of Gotham
Dick already wants to be Nightwing but he’s still pissed that Bruce made Jason Robin
Bruce is an okay parent who loves his kids very much and thinks he knows what’s best for them
#time line#oh god the time line#I hate the time line#dc#dcu#dc comics#batman#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#jaybin#Red X#dickbin#dick grayson#beast boy still makes all those comments about thinking it’s Jason Todd#no one believes him#dc robin#robin#teen titans
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Long Distance Relationship (Heaven)
After learning that there was a new Ghost King, Sera sent Emily and a few other angels to go meet him and see if he was an improvement over the old one. When the younger seraphim returns she happily reports that the new Ghost King was named Danny, that he is a much nicer guy than Pariah Dark ever was, and that she needs something called a ‘cell phone’ to make use of a series of numbers Danny gave her.
#Danny Phantom#Hazbin Hotel#DP x HH#DPxHH#Danny Fenton#Emily (Hazbin Hotel)#Seraphim Emily#Ghost King Danny#misunderstandings#miscommunication#Emily doesn’t know Human dating culture#Danny doesn’t know Angel dating culture#Danny thinks Emily is interested in dating from day one#Emily thinks Danny was just trying to become friends with her#How Emily talks and texts over the phone doesn’t help this misunderstanding#Adam walks in on Emily and Danny talking#He starts telling everyone that she has a boyfriend#No one believes him#Sera is in denial#Dani sees Danny and Emily’s texts when she steals his phone#She tells everyone he has a girlfriend#But none of his friends ever met Emily#Or heard about Heaven’s delegation to meet Danny#So they think Danny faked the texts#Like a dork
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Hear me out now. We all know that Brucie Wayne is a well known slut. We all know that Batman has a habit of going undercover to get information. So, if someone would be kind enough to create a Fic of this: I raise that Bruce, tired because he's been up for at least a month with 4 hours of sleep total, going to the Watchtower, still dressed in full Female Fatale drag from a mission, just waltzes into a JL meeting and just takes his seat. I'm talking full drag, like, there's a buff, highly trained, gruff man under that? And the JL is just flabbergasted and just staring. Batman, not even batting an eye, just cocks an eyebrow, gives 'em the good old Batglare™ and IN BATSY'S ICONIC GRAVELY ASS VOICE demands that they start the damn meeting. Someone just chokes on their drink, Superman is blue screening, and Constantine (who was only there out of necessity or to fuck around with someone) is looking at his damn whisky bottle like it's been cursed. Because Batman, fucking BATMAN, is looking like an absolute goddess (no offense to Wonder Woman) in a scandalous dress. Like ??????? The confusion would be amazing. Especially if B's kids were completely unaware of this. Jason is in trying to hold a gun to his head while muttering, 'not today Satan.' Dick's stopping him while covering Damian's eyes. And the rest of the Bats and Birds are getting new trauma and blackmail. The JL don't even know what else to do besides gawk for a bit before a second Batglare™ starts the meeting. Then, at the end, Bats just fucking leaves. No acknowledgement of what he's done, he proceeds as he usual would. It takes him a solid week to figure out what he's done and now he's got street cred he can never get back because the JL (and probably his kids) think he likes to dress is drag on the daily. (No shame, but they can't look him in the eye or the same way for quite some time.)
#Batman#Justice League#I'm running on less than a mac 'n' cheese and half an hour of sleep#He never lives this down with his family#Slutty Bruce Wayne#But it was for a mission#No one believes him#He doesn't go back to the Watchtower after he realizes for a good month#why did i make this#why did i put this out here#have fun ig
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chilchuck purrs and laios picks it up as a vocal stim send tweet
#is this inspired by a fic i'm writing? perhaps#listen chilchuck is just like 'what is this idiot doing' and then#then he fucking realizes and he's so fucking embarassed#bonus points if he's trying to hide the fact that he purrs in the first place#bonus bonus points if everyone in the touden party picks up on it because none of these bitches are neurotypical and they trade stims#there's...a cat? right? i'm anime only so sldkghsdlkhg#chilchuck is like “uh i did it because she does”#no one believes him#chilchuck tims#chilchuck#laios touden#dungeon meshi
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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Spoke: No- My Papyrus isn’t dead- he’s just invisible-
Idle: my gosh he’s lost it
Barrier: this is actually kinda sad
Spoke: IM NOT LYING??
Idle: if he’s not dead why can’t we see him??
Spoke:
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Microfic May Day 31: fulfillment
@microficmay
omg it's over..... what will I do now?!?!
#microficmay2024#prompt#ao3#fanfic#microfic#harry potter#albus severus potter#James sirius potter#memoirs#harry writes his memoir#he doesn't do it because hermione told him to#no one believes him#poor harry#sentimental harry
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funny how for revs it might be a similar situation with Sabo as it was for readers when it was revealed Sanji has a double backstory
you'd think that this guy's whole deal is that he is a child soldier who's been on a battlefield since he was like 13 but then! his past comes to bite him in the ass and it turns out he has even more trauma!!
they finally have answers but at what cost....
#sabo#one piece sabo#one piece#sabo being the RA's beloved mystery#he has some random knowledge and amazing survival and fighting skills#and then Dragon says he is a noble#NO ONE believes him#and he is their only source of knowledge on sabo
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/ bc I have to make xaos the party edgelord he's the one who goes "we are not friends, we just share the sane goal"
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thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this
#i almost can't believe it's only my first time drawing adam#despite him being one of my fav character#he's such an asshole i love him your honor#the last panel is really a 2 seconds before disaster kinda thing aiugzhekjiu#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel#alastor#adam#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel adam#comic#myart
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Live Mel reaction
#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh#I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao#look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now#I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made#this is what you get instead#it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST#cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense#but an enby can dream#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#mel medarda#jayce talis#viktor arcane#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#sketch#shitpost#meljay#jayvik#meljayvik
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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#william afton#ballora#fnaf sister location#fnaf 4#been a bit since I’ve done an unserious comic#I actually just really wanted to draw Ballora again ngl#William Afton is the most divorced man in that fnaf universe#not saying it actually went like this or anything#BUT THE IDEA William out of him missing his wife#makes ballora to basically belittle him for his failures#IS so funny and plankton coded that I just wanna believe it’s true#and the idea on top of all that Michael is there#like Michael is the one who stays with William the longest#I can only imagine the horrors he has witnessed#of his dad just missing his wife and Henry etc#men will make robot wife before going to therapy
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make it vicious, take a stab
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jujutsu gojo#jjk gojo#jjk satoru#blood/#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#just in case idk#i believe in night moves fv supremacy#i feel like i say this every time but im dead deceased on the floor in the ground etc etc#maximum effort fr gojo as usual sighhhhhhhhhhhh#3 days on this mf who let me draw another mirror who didnt talk me down#i got so frustrated after i finished his reflection only to realize i had a whole other half gojo to draw#do not look too closely ik its not perfectly mirrored ik ik ik i wanted to die the whole time pls b kind#especially the hair gjhdfkdgk the last mirrored char i drew was megumi and at least with him his hair is dark#with which i can Conceal my mistakes#none of tht here sighs . this freak and his florescent hair#anyway even tho i died and perished and expired etc i am . SO happy w this u have no idea#blood sweat and tears went into this one#and easter eggs! so many easter eggs#pls take it and enjoy im tired of staring at him and his god awful lipstick job . make yourself decent smh
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I lost a bet and as a result I had to draw Mithrun in that one pineapple shirt
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi fanart#the canaries#canaries dungeon meshi#mithrun#pattadol#fleki#lycion#cithis#otta dungeon meshi#kimi karma art (i am cringe but free)#Don’t know what to say about this one besides head in hands#Pedia is a firm believer that they call him the mansulter
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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looking cool joker !!
#damn i can't believe mr akiren persona 5 has one of my favorite designs in the whole game#akira drop the mascara brand it's not fair to gatekeep those lashes#hes possibly one of my favorite protagonists ever i love his swagless cringefail personality even tho he tries to be a suave debonair mf#persona 5#persona 5 royal#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#p5#p5r#lotus draws#if anyone calls him dazai in the replies i'm hunting you down it's bungover for you
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