#no one believes him

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Stiles “I’m not a sugar baby, it’s just that my love language is gift giving and receiving. It not my fault I pick men who can keep up” stilinski

And Derek “whatever you want” Hale

[surprisefloof]

Hear me out now. We all know that Brucie Wayne is a well known slut. We all know that Batman has a habit of going undercover to get information. So, if someone would be kind enough to create a Fic of this: I raise that Bruce, tired because he's been up for at least a month with 4 hours of sleep total, going to the Watchtower, still dressed in full Female Fatale drag from a mission, just waltzes into a JL meeting and just takes his seat. I'm talking full drag, like, there's a buff, highly trained, gruff man under that? And the JL is just flabbergasted and just staring. Batman, not even batting an eye, just cocks an eyebrow, gives 'em the good old Batglare™ and IN BATSY'S ICONIC GRAVELY ASS VOICE demands that they start the damn meeting. Someone just chokes on their drink, Superman is blue screening, and Constantine (who was only there out of necessity or to fuck around with someone) is looking at his damn whisky bottle like it's been cursed. Because Batman, fucking BATMAN, is looking like an absolute goddess (no offense to Wonder Woman) in a scandalous dress. Like ??????? The confusion would be amazing. Especially if B's kids were completely unaware of this. Jason is in trying to hold a gun to his head while muttering, 'not today Satan.' Dick's stopping him while covering Damian's eyes. And the rest of the Bats and Birds are getting new trauma and blackmail. The JL don't even know what else to do besides gawk for a bit before a second Batglare™ starts the meeting. Then, at the end, Bats just fucking leaves. No acknowledgement of what he's done, he proceeds as he usual would. It takes him a solid week to figure out what he's done and now he's got street cred he can never get back because the JL (and probably his kids) think he likes to dress is drag on the daily. (No shame, but they can't look him in the eye or the same way for quite some time.)

[breakandbuildfiction]

Long Distance Relationship (Heaven)

After learning that there was a new Ghost King, Sera sent Emily and a few other angels to go meet him and see if he was an improvement over the old one. When the younger seraphim returns she happily reports that the new Ghost King was named Danny, that he is a much nicer guy than Pariah Dark ever was, and that she needs something called a ‘cell phone’ to make use of a series of numbers Danny gave her.

[beetlethebug]

chilchuck purrs and laios picks it up as a vocal stim send tweet

[afterartist]

Spoke: No- My Papyrus isn’t dead- he’s just invisible-

Idle: my gosh he’s lost it

Barrier: this is actually kinda sad

Spoke: IM NOT LYING??

Idle: if he’s not dead why can’t we see him??

Spoke:

[minimindi]

Microfic May Day 31: fulfillment

@microficmay

omg it's over..... what will I do now?!?!

[swimming-karyss]

funny how for revs it might be a similar situation with Sabo as it was for readers when it was revealed Sanji has a double backstory

you'd think that this guy's whole deal is that he is a child soldier who's been on a battlefield since he was like 13 but then! his past comes to bite him in the ass and it turns out he has even more trauma!!

they finally have answers but at what cost....

[on-dragons-wings]

/ bc I have to make xaos the party edgelord he's the one who goes "we are not friends, we just share the sane goal"

[lucdoodle]

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

[lotus-pear]

looking cool joker !!

[kimi-karma]

I lost a bet and as a result I had to draw Mithrun in that one pineapple shirt

[hinamie]

parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises

[chloesimaginationthings]

Five nights at Springtrap’s is just William Aftons arguing..

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

You’re telling me this ISN’T what happened in season 1 episode 1????

Is it hypocritical for Aang to be the one to call Zuko bald when he is objectively balder? Yes. Was this really funny to me? Also yes. God may forgive you for not capturing the avatar, but NO ONE will forgive you for that fuckass ponytail.

[chinelacanta]

i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3

they’re both losers (said with love)

[my-heart-of-heart]

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.