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casually-eat-my-soul · 8 months ago
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Stiles “I’m not a sugar baby, it’s just that my love language is gift giving and receiving. It not my fault I pick men who can keep up” stilinski
And Derek “whatever you want” Hale
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petrichormore · 12 days ago
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tr!Bad laughing maniacally at the kingdom’s misfortune but shaking his head the whole time so everyone knows he doesn’t approve of ecoterrorism.
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zenlesszonezero · 13 days ago
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
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windybluebelles · 30 days ago
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Jason Todd being Red X is an interesting idea that I hate because they always make Dick and Jay the same age.
I thought I’d throw my hat in the ring and give you some none sense!
Your Welcome!
So, this is Dick Grayson from the TEEN Titans while he’s still Robin. Meaning that he’s like 14-17 years old
That means Jason is like 8-11 years old.
But fuck the time line so,
Dick is 16
Jason is 10
Sure? We good? Great.
I know most people make him Red X as a sort of villain arc to replace Red Hood, so they usually make Jay 15 and fresh off the near death experience.
But I don’t wanna do thatttt
So instead we have adopted early Jason who thinks so only way to get his brothers attention in through mild super villainy
Also, they’re both Robin.
They are Robin in the way that there are two flashes,
Dick is the Robin of Jump City (and Bludhaven a bit)
Jason is the Robin of Gotham
Dick already wants to be Nightwing but he’s still pissed that Bruce made Jason Robin
Bruce is an okay parent who loves his kids very much and thinks he knows what’s best for them
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breakandbuildfiction · 8 months ago
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Long Distance Relationship (Heaven)
After learning that there was a new Ghost King, Sera sent Emily and a few other angels to go meet him and see if he was an improvement over the old one. When the younger seraphim returns she happily reports that the new Ghost King was named Danny, that he is a much nicer guy than Pariah Dark ever was, and that she needs something called a ‘cell phone’ to make use of a series of numbers Danny gave her.
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surprisefloof · 6 months ago
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Hear me out now. We all know that Brucie Wayne is a well known slut. We all know that Batman has a habit of going undercover to get information. So, if someone would be kind enough to create a Fic of this: I raise that Bruce, tired because he's been up for at least a month with 4 hours of sleep total, going to the Watchtower, still dressed in full Female Fatale drag from a mission, just waltzes into a JL meeting and just takes his seat. I'm talking full drag, like, there's a buff, highly trained, gruff man under that? And the JL is just flabbergasted and just staring. Batman, not even batting an eye, just cocks an eyebrow, gives 'em the good old Batglare™ and IN BATSY'S ICONIC GRAVELY ASS VOICE demands that they start the damn meeting. Someone just chokes on their drink, Superman is blue screening, and Constantine (who was only there out of necessity or to fuck around with someone) is looking at his damn whisky bottle like it's been cursed. Because Batman, fucking BATMAN, is looking like an absolute goddess (no offense to Wonder Woman) in a scandalous dress. Like ??????? The confusion would be amazing. Especially if B's kids were completely unaware of this. Jason is in trying to hold a gun to his head while muttering, 'not today Satan.' Dick's stopping him while covering Damian's eyes. And the rest of the Bats and Birds are getting new trauma and blackmail. The JL don't even know what else to do besides gawk for a bit before a second Batglare™ starts the meeting. Then, at the end, Bats just fucking leaves. No acknowledgement of what he's done, he proceeds as he usual would. It takes him a solid week to figure out what he's done and now he's got street cred he can never get back because the JL (and probably his kids) think he likes to dress is drag on the daily. (No shame, but they can't look him in the eye or the same way for quite some time.)
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beetlethebug · 8 months ago
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chilchuck purrs and laios picks it up as a vocal stim send tweet
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zenlesszonezero · 13 days ago
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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afterartist · 2 years ago
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Spoke: No- My Papyrus isn’t dead- he’s just invisible-
Idle: my gosh he’s lost it
Barrier: this is actually kinda sad
Spoke: IM NOT LYING??
Idle: if he’s not dead why can’t we see him??
Spoke:
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minimindi · 7 months ago
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Microfic May Day 31: fulfillment
@microficmay
omg it's over..... what will I do now?!?!
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swimming-karyss · 2 years ago
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funny how for revs it might be a similar situation with Sabo as it was for readers when it was revealed Sanji has a double backstory
you'd think that this guy's whole deal is that he is a child soldier who's been on a battlefield since he was like 13 but then! his past comes to bite him in the ass and it turns out he has even more trauma!!
they finally have answers but at what cost....
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on-dragons-wings · 11 months ago
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/ bc I have to make xaos the party edgelord he's the one who goes "we are not friends, we just share the sane goal"
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lucdoodle · 10 months ago
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thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this
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blaithnne · 1 month ago
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Live Mel reaction
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe
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hinamie · 1 month ago
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make it vicious, take a stab
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kimi-karma · 4 months ago
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I lost a bet and as a result I had to draw Mithrun in that one pineapple shirt
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zenlesszonezero · 13 days ago
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As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.
Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.
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lotus-pear · 4 months ago
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looking cool joker !!
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