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Reader(pref. Female, but you can choose whoever you are comfortable with) caught Kento jerking off to her photos
PS. They are not in relationship or moreover in a platonic relationship
𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊-𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 ! — nanami kento.
𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒. fem!reader, horny!reader, brother's best friend au, suggestive themes -> mdni, reader & nanami are in their early 20's 𝐖𝐂. 1.3k
Despite the many years of growing up with 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎, you’d honestly be lying if you said you knew any little thing about him — in truth, you hardly even knew him; only ever knowing him as one of your brother’s best friends. Ever since childhood and adolescence, he was known to be super quiet and composed; heavily juxtaposing your brother’s rather playful attitude. You could’ve built a solid friendship with the guy, but to be fair, he looked pretty damn intimidating. The blond male always often appeared calm and collected, yet there was always a look of complete disinterest – and there was yourself, the girl who’d rather rot in her bedroom than stay in a bedroom with Satoru and his friends for a single second, as they would probably be busy ogling at models on the Playboy magazine.
Oftentimes you two would exchange extremely curt greetings, like hi or hello — either one of the two, whenever you both cross paths in high school and even in the comforts of your own home. Usually, you would pay little to no mind towards Satoru and his group of friends whenever they came over, as you were often too far up into your own business to even concern yourself with their own tomfoolery. However, Nanami was different. You weren’t at all close with the guy, yet you could easily tell he was the good apple of the bunch — therefore, he was the most tolerable out of the bunch.
However, what you didn’t expect to see in the next couple of years was to accidentally walk into your brother’s best friend, Nanami Kento — a.k.a The Good Apple of The Bunch, The Super Quiet and Composed One in The Group, and The Guy Who Always Looked so Damn Disinterested — sitting on your toilet, pantless; dick out, and his hands occupied as he fapped away staring intently towards his phone; low and guttural grunts escaping his lips as his hand’s pace escalated, indicating that he was nearing his much needed release.
He looked so lewd. The way little beads of sweat and a couple strands of his bangs were stuck to his forehead along with his flushed face; his brows furrowed and his jaw clenched as he worked himself closer to an orgasm. And the groans, god.
Heat rushed into you like a fucking train.
You could only stare at the obscene sight in silence, your mouth hung agape as you could no longer control the heat that was rushing towards your cheeks. There was no way you could get that image of him out of your head now, it was definitely stuck there with gorilla glue now. And god, you wished that you could slap yourself at this very moment for even eyeing his dick.
For fuck’s sake, you didn’t even know him like that, either! Just as you were about to turn away, the end of your towel ended up being stuck onto the handle, thus escaping your grip.
Surprisingly, the sound of your towel falling to the ground was enough for the blond male to take notice; snapping his panicked gaze towards your shocked ones, and he began to fumble with his phone and clumsily pulling his trousers up — despite his desperate attempts to protect his dignity — it all ended in vain when his phone flew out of the grasp of his hands and slides towards your feet, his screen facing up.
If your face didn’t feel hot before, then it definitely did now.
“Holy shit,” you said aloud, unintentionally. “It’s me.”
Nanami Kento desperately wished that the ground would swallow him whole.
“Y-Y/N,” he stammered your name pathetically, the embarrassed expression plastered all across his face was definitely new to you. Actually, all this was new to you. “Fuck, t-this isn’t what it looks like at all. I’m so sorry.”
You waved it off with an awkward laugh.
“Uh… Haha, it’s okay… Erm… It’s just surprising, that’s all. Just, you know, maybe lock the door next time.”
Or, you could’ve come over to me. It’s my picture you were jerking off to, after all — was what you would say if you had enough gall during that moment.
Your brother’s friend hung his head low, burying his face in his hands. God, the embarrassment. Kento was visibly burning up at this point.
“Where’s Satoru?” Kento questioned, averting his gaze and his voice quiet, and he covered his flushed face with the large palms of his hands. Though, the incarnadine flush in his ears easily gave it away.
You couldn’t bring yourself to look at him either, you felt embarrassed at what just happened and even more ashamed for feeling aroused from this. This all felt so wrong, yet the heat pooling in between your legs said otherwise. You gulped, trying to formulate your sentences without sounding like you were an animal in heat.
“I honestly thought you left with him, but he left a while ago to order takeout.” You replied to Kento, finally gathering the courage to look at him bashfully. “I-If you’re worried about me telling him, I won’t. I swear.”
A heavy sigh of relief escaped his lips, and his once tensed shoulders slouched. “Thank you, Y/N. And I’m so so sorry again, it was wrong of me to even think of doing....”
Absentmindedly, your mind and gaze wandered. You could barely catch wind of whatever he was saying, and your eyes trailed lower; your gaze now stuck onto the large bulge growing beneath the rough fabric of his trousers. He’s still hard. You thought to yourself, and gulped. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
You could’ve ended the conversation right there and turned around, and continue to mind your business — like how you always did the years prior. However, your feet stayed planted onto the bathroom tiles; unable to move.
“Y/N?” His voice, low and baritone, brought you back to the present and the warmth present in your face merely seemed to worsen as well your juices that couldn’t stop soaking your panties. Shakily, you pointed a finger downwards, directed towards his raging erection. Kento tensed, and blushed profusely. Just as he was about to utter out an apology, you cut him off.
“You didn’t finish earlier ‘cause I interrupted you earlier…” You began, your voice shaky, mixed with both nervousness and arousal. You could barely control your heart that was beating rapidly against your chest, and more so the ache dwelling between your legs. You closed the door behind you, and with slow movements, you stepped towards Kento — inching closer and closer towards him.
There was a look of anticipation in the blond male’s eyes, yet he didn’t utter a single word. The air had grown unbearably thick — you couldn't bear it any longer, and you were certain he felt the same way.
A hitched breath escaped the man’s lips when you lowered yourself on your knees, your fingers inching towards the hem of his pants.
“Y-Y/N,” he stuttered out. “Are you sure?”
You hummed in response, giving Kento a bashful smile; staring up at the blond with a look of wanton plastered across your cute face. Clenching his jaw, the once calm and collected male struggled to maintain his composure that had long since crumbled.
“I wanna help you finish this time. After all, I’m pretty sure this would feel better than jacking off to a picture of me. Don’t you agree, Kento?”
Oh, Satoru was going to end him — that was for sure, but right now, at this very moment — there was nothing Kento wanted more than to have his best friend's sister's lips wrapped around his cock.
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#★ 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫#nanami kento smut#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#nanami x reader#nanami x you#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jjk smut#jujustu kaisen fanfic#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujustu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you
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that was us
abby tears her rotator cuff and doesn't get her range of motion back after the surgery and rehab. she quits swimming.
one of her friends is going through med school and they go out together sometimes, and there's a rotating group of first responders who come out with the residents because they've gotten to know each other at the hospital.
she's not really in a partying mood, and sometimes she can drift to the back of the group and talk with the tall firefighter who looks as awkward as she feels. they spend an entire evening dissecting love actually and debating if die hard can be seen as the sequel where alan rickman's character finally gets what he deserves.
she tries training other swimmers. but some of them are the people she competed with, the rest are babies, and other than "you really shouldn't exceed the coach's orders on practice time" and "maybe don't go to a roller rink when you're not great on rollerskates", she doesn't have much to teach them. they've already got their forms down, and while she can hold their arms in the proper positions, she can't show it to them in the pool without aching for the rest of practice. the doctors warn her that if she keeps trying she might end up with more damage.
she gets a receptionist position. it's fine. it's boring. she learns how to balance a company's books and how to direct visitors to the correct office.
she and the firefighter (tommy) spend two months at the bar debating the 1995 bbc pride and prejudice.
she quits her job. abby says she wants to do something that means something. a friend of her friend looks at abby and suggests she tries dispatch. what the hell. it's three months of training. it's not like she's getting roped into eight years of med school.
the first time she's able to help someone at dispatch it feels like winning a race.
she asks tommy if he wants to grab a coffee.
it's really easy to talk to tommy. they recommend books to each other, go to the movies a lot. they date casually. abby's not sure she wants something serious right now. they spend weeks hitting up every small hole in the wall they can find.
abby offers to bring tommy lunch at the fire house. his face does something complicated and he admits that his captain isn't a great guy. tommy would rather keep abby away from him.
she tells him if it gets worse he should try and switch houses.
tommy finishes his probationary year and takes abby out to the fanciest restaurant she's ever been to. they both hate it and end up grabbing a burger on the way home.
they're not living together but they are spending almost every night together. abby gets a lead on a gorgeous apartment fifteen minutes away from dispatch. tommy and his friend sal help her move all her furniture in. tommy's lease was renewed before she found out about the apartment, but he's over so much it barely matters.
the family introduction goes well. he charms her mother and her brother thinks he's pretty great, choices in sports teams aside. three months after she moves into her new place, tommy makes her dinner and proposes.
(it's so much better than the fancy restaurant.)
she catches him looking at houses. it's just a thought he has, finding a place that needs to be fixed up. maybe he keeps it, maybe he sells it later, but there are so many places around town that just need a little love to be good again.
the housing market crashes in the recession and tommy finds a small two-storey place that's closer to the harbor station, which is when abby finds out that tommy wants to fly again, he's just waiting for a spot to open.
she thinks that's much safer than running into burning buildings, but she doesn't say that out loud.
he signs for the house the next day, and abby starts looking at paint chips. she's not much for do it yourself, but she knows how to paint a mean wall. it's an older house and she does research about what colours were common when they were built, knows that tommy wants to preserve the original house as much as possible.
she's priming the newly drywalled living room when there's a loud curse from down the hall and the sledgehammer tommy is using to tear down the kitchen crashes into the wall.
his captain tanked tommy's transfer to harbor.
tommy's miserable. she doesn't know what to say to make it better, because there is no way to make that better.
abby knows what's coming when he sits her down a few weeks later. (if he hadn't, she was going to.) she leaves the ring on the kitchen island. it's the only thing that survived the sledgehammer. part of her wants to ask for updates on the house. the rest of her knows a clean break is better.
"i really hope you get what you need."
and that's that.
#abby clark#tommy kinard#abbytommy#“but what if the relationship was when they were both much younger” i said to myself#“why did abby quit swimming” i said to myself#“what about tommy's house” i said to myself#fic#pre-canon#writing harbour without the u was torture thanks
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In (the suburbs and outskirts of) Atlanta a lot of streets only have sidewalk on one side if at all. Many roads have fences or what I can _assure_ you is impassible underbrush directly next to it. Brambles, kudzu, poison ivy. There is, in many parts of many cities, *nowhere to walk*.
“America IS walkable, you’re all just lazy” my childhood home was an hour from the nearest hospital (by car)
#moving to california was a shock#wym there’s sidewalk on both sides#i was used to crossing the street bc the sidewalk had ended#i am not making this up#they’ve got a lot of forest there#which is great#but it often begins right by the road#sometimes there’s not even a curb#some of my european friends have the potential to unlock my rage by saying these things#had a german girl tell me as if it were a super shocking story#that in rural new york#she took a shuttle somewhere and there was no shuttle back#i blinked at her#and???#she thought the absence of well networked transport#was SHOCKING#she expected horrified gasps#i exaggerate only slightly#she s#she thought it was insane#no one!!! ever!!! built!! trains there!!!#and cars r profitable so they likely wont#ok…. i’m dine#done
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I'm making good headway on the blanket I'm currently making, and look at this yellow!!
Right now, this is big enough to be a lap blanket, and it's so warm. You have got to crochet a blanket and let it drape over you, it's so cozy
#art#fiber art#crochet#my crochet projects#described images#image description in alt#i was watching a video while making this about tlou2 and y'all were so wrong for hating it. i was on tlou2 lovers train from the GETGO#in fact i'm going to say something controversial#tlou2 > tlou1 (i liked the first game and it was very very good don't get me wrong)#(but tlou2 hit me during a very specific point in my life where i was in need of a story like it)#(when i was first getting into tlou1 i was in a very different mindset where i didn't emotionally latch onto it in the same way)#(but. WOW. the first half hour/hour of the first game? that's so good. it's so awful in the most brutal and amazing way ever)#'learning to love tlou2' baby that was NOT me. i'm built different💛#anyway. is this blanket perfect? no. is this yellow one of my ultimate favourite colours ever? yes. i'm obsessed with it in fact#if somebody has made it this far... do you think a white border would be too gauche? i can NOT decide and it's killing me
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its the way like,,, half of sundays section in the pinterest board is just outfit inspo for him as a duke bc there is like no art of him as one and i am going insane with all the possibilities he could have
like
THE CUFFLINKS AND CRAVATS AND FORM FITTING CLOTHES AND THE OFF-SHOULDER CAPES AND THE GLOVES AND THE JEWELLERY AND THE FRILLS AND THE EMBROIDERY AND THE AMULET WITH HIS FAMILY CREST AND THE FAMILY COLOURS HE MATCHES WITH ROBIN (and u as well bc ur part of the family now) AND—
IS THE VISION BEING SEEN
#sophie talks : concepts <3#oh also he is like. the last person to wield a sword. he is not built for one and has probably never trained more than twice in his life.#at the most he would have a rapier tho bc its thin and light and easy to maneuver. mans does not have a lot of muscle.#thinking of having reader train with the sword with the mindset of “better to be prepared for the worst!” with sunday just watching#and admiring and sighing lovingly thinking “thats so noble and beautiful and- wait. no. shush.”#anyway will be brainrotting abt duke!sunday in various outfits as i try and figure out whether i want it to be one long fic or a series#omg but also duke!sunday who rarely ever showed skin opting to have long sleeves + gloves and neck coverage even when at his own home#but when he accepts his feelings for u he ventures into the realm of low cut v-necks and showing off his wrists and collarbone and#sobs at nearly 2 am
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I feel like people need to remember the phrase, its not banter its bullying, when it comes to Sunny and Phil, whether or not he’s intended it he’s been way more aggressive towards this egg he doesn’t know, and without directing these “jokes” to any of the other eggs. That is a child he is an adult and if he is making this literal baby feel bad with his comments (mind you ones he makes without the kid even being there sometimes) maybe he shouldn’t be making them, maybe thats something to look into and analyze. Going actually this toddler needs to just get used to Phil’s jokes and he’s doing nothing wrong, ignores Phils own attempts to rp a more morally complex character and blames a child for being hurt.
Let characters have flaws, do I need to give you a qtubbo character flaw involving his “jokes” to make you understand this isn’t a personal attack. Tubbo has huge self-doubt and self-confidence issues which stems from feeling of never being able to do what he really set out for, because of this he tries to talk himself up. Generally though he is unable to see himself in a better light so he instead talks down his friends in an extreme and exaggerated ways. While the comments are joke-y they are still unfair to the people he’s directing them to especially since he always says this stuff in private. Making a joke out of your friends to feel better about yourself isn’t evil but it’s still a character flaw.
Also if you’re gonna make a response to my other post don’t add in argument I didn’t make about Phil and Tubbo’s relationship so you can feel smart. It just shows that you had nothing to stand on in the first place, and most likely agree with what Im saying. (Reference to multiple tweets and posts)
#Val ramblings#Fandom neg#qsmp fandom neg#discourse#Fandom annoys me sometimes its so hard to enjoy characters with flaws when people are just unable to admit they are there#Or downplay them to a degree were it’s impossible to really talk about them#Qphil is just some guy and so is qtubbo but ignoring that hes been going far past joking about tubbo is just not it#Tubbo says wow your old old man and phil responds wow everything you have ever built for your child sucks a train cart could never be home#Your kid must be suffering in your care??? Like do you not see the difference#Qsmp#i waited to tag that last one because I didn’t want it to be at the top of the tags
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OH GOD consuming musical theatre is SO fucking hard recently i am just constantly reminded of my life being a complete failure on like a bi-daily basis
#being born with an unpleasant voice really did just doom me to misery forever and ever#every video i watch of performers is just haha ill never be able to do that! i don't want to be here#i'm too young to have failed in life but here we are#i was born wrong and there's nothing fixable about that#which is why i cant tolerate any mention of rsty NOT becoming a passenger train post-canon like he wants to be#he cant be doomed to the same lifelong misery as i am: wanting to do something you're not built for#i will regret being born for the rest of my life#but if i can save him from the same fate it can be my one and only comfort#rb
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i already knew about roy’s wattrel evolving because people on twitter were comparing it to gliscor’s evolution and claiming it’s the same thing and it’s kinda amusing to me because liiiiike. gliscor didnt really invent the concept of evolving to save your trainer, thats literally a potential reading for charizard’s evolution. when i compare later pokeani moments back to gliscor i hope im implying properly that it’s all mostly just a bit. like im not actually saying dracovish is just like gliscor because it also refused to be recalled in an important battle so it could fight to the end.
that being said gliscor’s evolution was like a million times better than kilowattrel’s lol
#last batch of horizons eps were sorta eh to me (minus the friede one that was cool)#(minus ann being barely in the ep. i feel like her meeting up with the gang couldve been its own episode#rather than just the backdrop for friede’s plotline)#im personally chalking it up to just the anime slowing down for a sec tho. im assuming its picking up again#what with the elite 4. this seems to be the trend with hz#buuuuut idk. i kinda wanna wait til ive rewatched the eps that are currently out#not considering my rewatch done til im completely caught up#echoed voice#anyways back to kilo…. idk both evolutions that happened didnt quite feel earned#like wattrel is just kinda insecure in the episode but it just kinda… evolves with no training? its also barely been used in the show#feel like they just evolved a few team members to keep things interesting ig#side note i want them to pull a brionne and just have crocalor only be around for like 10 eps#before it evolved again bc i dont care for crocalor#like. back to comparing it to gliscor- her evolution was built up throughout the episode#and she went through some trials and getting kidnapped and bondong#bonding more with ash in the process#and theyd had more moments with her in between the capture and the evolution to justify it. the episode literally happens#bc pauls gliscor fucked her shit so badly a few episodes before#have i ever talked abt how thats just genuinely such a well written episode all around. like god they had gary and everything#remember when gary being in an episode made the episode better instead of making me feel nothing. i miss that#compared to that kilowattrel just kinda. happens. wattrel is insecure and then it saves roy and now its just better#sorry kilo you got kinda cursed by having ppl compare you to gliscor and thats not fair to you but it wont stop me
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Song of the Day: April 30
"Breakeven" by The Script
#song of the day#cybersecurity videos completed today and we moved on to various types of workplace harassment and bigotry#what fun to complete four years' worth of compulsory office trainings back to back#surely tomorrow I will finish my gen-ed requirements and get to actually learn about finances. surely tomorrow.#anyway I couldn't mute or fastforward today's videos so I gave myself ten minutes to read fic as a special treat after each one finished#and at one point a character in the fic decided to use his heart and not his head and The Script started playing so loudly in my head#and did not leave#anyhow yesterday I said I'd give my two Teen Wolf song-related-fic-recs today and here they are!#fic rec#'with bloody feet across the hallowed ground' by owlpostagain - in which Stiles tells the literal truth! and it's a glorious trick!#absolutely delightful story. ticks over like perfect machinery. hits every emotional beat and then some#and 'The Sound As They Broke It Was Fearsome' by skoosiepants#an interesting setup--Teen Wolf and HP universes sort of merged--the Hale House is infinitely worse than the Shrieking Shack#also good character work but mostly it's the creativity of the merged world and the way it's introduced in the story that catches my mind#very good showing and not telling. what I think of as 'inset exposition' built right into the story#also it's a good song! 'I Guess I'll Forget the Sound I Guess I Guess' by Bodies of Water. some of the most memorable delivery ever#'up til that day I would hear them / and the sound as they broke it was fearsome#that was until your arms opened up wide / and the treasure therein was made mine'
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ive come to an awesome place with the superhero kids story idea i created when i was 15
#my art#my ocs#sketches#info: i made this story abt a girl and her guy best friend who are like 12 year old orphans who live in a facility that houses and trains#children with superpowers. at some point i had the idea to include a supergenius kid who is a villain and builds robots.#and ever since i first wrote out a few pages of the original idea ive been trying to tweak it for yearsss and now i think ive got it#the characters are super aged up#the ones who were 12 are now 20(s) and the supergenuis is no longer like 6 or however old i originally made him#and hes a mad scientist type of character who has only built 1 robot who is his best friend and hes so obsessed with superheroes#and how they get their powers that he wants to experiment on them and like kidnap and cut them open. in a weird way.#i think abt his character like the black eyed peas song ''just cant get enough''
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I think I got someone at work fired and I've been having mixed feelings about it
#on one hand i believe she meant well and told the manager so#but on the other she was slowing down everyone else by criticizing how they stacked the boxes#and enforcing a strategy that was inefficient and time-consuming#and when i tried to use a faster and more efficient strategy while her back was turned i watched her literally knock over a built pallet#while chastising the guy who built it bc he didn't stack it to her unreasonable standards#yeah ig the pallets she built were prettier but the time wasted caused the lane to be the most backed up I've ever seen#and then when she complained on the app later she characterized me as a new hire who they'd just fired her out of nowhere for upsetting#ig because when i tried to defend myself and the others for not stacking to her standards i mentioned how we were told to do it in training?#which isnt the most efficient either but it's much faster than what she was making us do#side note getting vagued on the company app was certainly an experience#but like. i didn't complain to a manager bc i was upset#my hope was that she'd learn that her behavior was negatively affecting both her coworkers and the customers#latter due to the delay in sending packages to the distribution centers and bc many packages were getting crushed on the conveyor#bc it was so completely overloaded bc nobody could build a pallet without getting chastised#but. well she said she had been working there for 5 months#so maybe this was the last straw after many such incidents#especially since like. I've criticized stacking quality before too#but I haven't gotten in trouble#of course i didn't do anything like that#it's like. lay these flat if you can so they don't fall over + put bigger boxes in the corners so you can fit more on the next layer#but i don't tear down and redo a pallet unless it's gonna Literally Fall On Someone#idk i think a balance should be struck between speed and prettiness#it's tetris not a beauty contest#but i don't think she got that lesson she just thinks she got fired fir upsetting a 'new hire'#hence why i still feel really mixed about this
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:/
Tw sucide
#sigh#all of my insercurites are hitting me like a train#i havent thought about my weight in years and now im sitting here in tears cus i dont wanna eat until i absolutely have to#i blame tiktok for making me insecure about my big back#......i just dont think im built for happiness#i need someone to help me but i know that im alone.#ironically theres a bunch of suicide prevention billboards all around my area#everytime i see them my chest just hurts......#the only reason im not attempting actively is because i tried and failed terribly and was a burden#i wish i could just die in a way that isnt a burden#.....i just really want to die and theres no one comimg to save me#.......#....if i ever did succsessfully take my life i promise ill leave it in my will that you will know. im not gonna dissapeer#.....my tumblr void is all i have and i know youre all listening#.#......#kink is the only thing i have in life......#i need to smoke like fuckin snoop dog so i dont sh#.....i just wanna be 4yrs old again#...#.......i just wanna feel safe and happy......#i want to die and go to Heaven its not fair that im only alive cus i have to be
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My cat butted up against my hand and it reminded me of when my childhood cat was starting to go senile and my mom suggested we just have her put down because she doesn't really matter once she's lost it and that she never cared about me besides being a hand that provides food (even though I was the only person in the family she was comfortable around after she'd gone totally feral out of age-induced confusion). My mom never liked that cat, even though she was a really good cat. It's not her fault she got old and couldn't remember shit. To me, that's when she needed the most care. To my mom, she deserved to be locked in the basement for the last two years of her life. And, because my mom seldom let her out and I was both in college and working full time and could only release her for a few hours daily, the basement ended up being where she felt safe, and she would only leave if I picked her up and moved her out. Which is so sad. Imagine treating a dying animal that way.
#but she's also one of those people who gets sick of animals like so fast#it's a wonder she let me keep my dog back when i got her#i probably threatened to kick the shit out of her if she got rid of my dog or something#which i know is like a 'thats something only white people do' kind of statement but no. it's because she's a sack of shit#you couldn't pay me to respect my mom#she could have me at gunpoint saying to respect her and I'd still call her a bad mom#i don't respect authority without reason and i don't respect people with the idea that having kids elevates them to being unable to do wrong#but she'd do the same with my dog when she was a puppy. locked in the basement.#shd built a cage and everything#and she'd stick my brand new like 6week old dog in this cage for 15 hours a day#and she'd hit her and scream at her#like yeah. puppies are difficult dude. they're noisy and the shit on the kitchen floor. it sucks.#and because of how my mom treated my dog when i was younger she was scared of all loud noises for the longest time#it was only after i moved out for the first time (when she was like 4) that it got better#only after my mom was out of the equation was i able to convince her that ceiling fans and bikes and cars weren't the enemy#it's a wonder she's lived this long with how bad i saw my mom slap her sometimes#or she'd just let her outside on her own hoping she'd run away and/or into traffic#and she's had like 25 dogs in the past 20 years too#and you know what happens?#she finds purebred dogs for cheap keeps them until she thinks they're no longer cute then sells them#in the meantime they're caged all day. she will not train them and demands i do because my dog is well trained.#she doesn't feed them so they don't shit in the cage#she doesn't give them water so they don't piss everywhere#every single dog she's ever owned has eaten its own shit because they're starving#they drink their own piss#the last time she got a dog he was 8 months old and didn't know basics like 'sit'#the whole family went on vacation for 2 weeks and i had him housebroken and he knew like 10 commands#they come back and for some reason she just sticks him right back in the cage and he lost it all#i trained him hoping she'd actually keep a dog for once. nope. she literally did not care.#i did the thing she asked because i was annoyed that she left me in charge of an untrained dog and it still wasn't enough
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I could've seen and took pictures with the TF:One statues in INACON on June 15th
BUT
I was confused trying to figure out Intermode(bus-train) transit in ICE BSD and train transits in the capital city district lmfaooo 😭. Hell I even PASSED Inacon on my route abshhshdgshs
"Industrial site guy goes to capital city with 1 friend and gets fucking lost" life action :">
#words.#tf one#hey atleast the trains were nice#ALSO-- THE. TH. THE FANCY CARS??? THERES SO MANY????? THEY'RE ALL SO SHINY TOO WOAA#flyover overlaps in the capital were so weird why is everything built upwards#kudos to the training planes and airline planes for being interesting#on a separate time i saw an F-16 overhead for the first time ever. thought i was going to die 🧍♂️
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SNUGGLE BUG
Summary: The boys try to get out of bed, their partner has other plans.
Pairing(s): Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, x reader
A/N: unedited
DICK GRAYSON
Dick's always been a physically affectionate person, far more so than the rest of his family. It's why he'd been so ecstatic when he'd found you, a partner that was just as, if not more affectionate than him.
On more than one occasion his siblings had been given front-row seats to the snuggle show when they broke into his apartment, served them right really.
What Dick hadn't accounted for, was just how difficult it was to peel himself from your arms in the morning. Torture would hurt less he's sure.
"Ten more minutes," you whined childishly, burrowing your face into Dick's bare shoulder, tightening your arms around his torso.
"We've already said that three times." Your partner laughed, wriggling out of your hold but with far less strength than you knew he was capable of.
Both of you were fully aware just how quickly he could extracate himself from your arms should the neccessity rise. Technically speaking he did have to go to work, but surely it couldn't hurt to be a little late?
Though a quick glance at the hello kitty alarm clock on the bedside table confirmed he was already late.
"Dickie, can't you just call in? I wanna cuddle."
Fuck. How could he say no to that?
It wasn't like he really needed the money anyway.
His boss's ire is worth it to feel the way you smile into the skin of his neck, your warm breaths and little laughs as you lay tangled together.
So worth it.
JASON TODD
"You planning on letting me go anytime soon?" Jason grunted, though you know him well enough to hear the smile he's attempting to hide.
"Never," you mumble into the skin between his broad shoulder blades, the mattress slouching beneath the combined weight of you and your boyfriend.
Jason, undeterred by your attempts to drag him down, stands with a grunt. A cracking noise you know to be his knees rings out, and though you feel a little bad, you're unwilling to back down in your quest to get him back into bed.
Unfortunately for you, your boyfriend is built like a brick shithouse and is just as stubborn as you. Slowly, he manouevers around your small apartment all the while you hang off his back like a drunken Koala.
"Babyyyy," you whine petulantly into his ear, arms tightening around his neck in an attempt to only slightly choke him into submission.
Sighing, Jason starts to wander back into the bedroom. Just when you think you've won, he spins around, falling backwards onto the mattress and crushing you beneath his bulk.
In the minutes you spend winded, recovering, from being squished like an ant, Jason makes his escape. When you finally manage to come back to yourself you notice something incredibly distressing.
"Clothes! Why are you wearing clothes!" you wailed, sliding off the mattress and onto the floor in a pathetic slump.
Despite himself, Jason smiles at the sight, bundling you up in his arms before hopping back into bed with you. "Ok, you big dramatic baby."
Hey may have sounded put out, but the both of you knew he wanted to cuddle just as much. Besides, nothing was as important to him as you.
TIM DRAKE
He’d tried to be quiet. Truly, with years of training in the art of stealth Tim had intended to simply slip out of the bed and leave you to the sleep you needed.
He’d almost made it, both feet on the floor and the mattress no longer bearing most of his weight when all of a sudden a hand darted out, grasping his wrist.
Tim froze, slowly turning to look down at you with wide, guilty eyes. You're glaring up at him, sleep-addled face far more adorable than threatening, not that he'd ever tell you that, for fear of getting his ass beat.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" your voice is hoarse and gravelly from sleep but the threat is evident.
Mouth suddenly dry, Tim awkwardly chuckles, "Oh, babe, you're awake."
"Thanks to you," you grumbled sleepily, guilt and fear in equal measurements settling heavily in his chest.
"M'sorry, tried not to wake you but I gotta get to work on this case."
"No." You grunted, wrapping your arms around Tim's waist with freakish speed, nuzzling your face into his side.
He can't help the way his heart skips several beats at your casual affection. Tim's always been starved for touch, for the soft loving touch that you've always provided as if its as natural as breathing.
He should be used to it but despite the years worth of love and affection you've poured into Tim in the time you've spent together he still hasn't acclimated.
Tim knows, that you know, just how weak to your touch he is. It still doesn't prevent his resolve from crumbling when you refuse to let him budge, tugging him back down into your warm embrace.
"Good boy," you murmur against the skin of his neck, wrapping around his back like an octopus and trapping him against the expanse of your chest.
His skin runs hot at your words, mind numb to anything that's not your touch as he's eventually lulled back to sleep to the soothing sounds of your breathing.
#x reader#jason todd x reader#dick grayson x reader#tim drake x reader#batboys x reader#dc x reader#batfamily#batfamily x reader#red hood x reader#nightwing x reader#red robin x reader
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Just had the weirdest job interview in my life and now I’m eating a big cookie. How is everyone
#job hunt is going…. well it’s going.#when i tell you i Prepared for today’s interview. i had an interview yesterday and i wrote down everything i did wrong to make sure#i wouldn’t do it again. and i googled the place and rehearsed answers and went through the job advert with a fine tooth comb#only to go in and get asked basically nothing#i was mentally preparing myself for a panel but it was literally just one man#he gave me a tour which mostly consisted of opening doors and then he talked at me for twenty minutes#all the things i googled? he just. told me them. ‘this is a private practice. we do general dentistry as well as cosmetic procedures’ etc#the only questions he actually asked where a clarification about the gap in my resume (i was doing a masters degree which i don’t use)#salary expectations (next to nothing because it’s an apprenticeship)#and then he asked if i had any questions for him to which i asked what skills he would ideally want in a candidate for this position#this incited another ten minutes of talking#he did ask if i’m okay with blood and if i’m willing to get vaccinated for hep b. yes to both. i love blood and vaccines#and then he asked if i have any other interviews coming up to which i mentioned i did have an interview yesterday and i’m expecting to hear#from them on monday. to which i saw him panic a bit which had me like :)#and then he asked about my commute (20 mins by train; fine)#it was all kind of a lot. it all took place in this gorgeous but falling down building of the kind you only really find in my hometown#built in victorian times but most of the infrastructure added on in the 20s and then bombed to hell and then repaired#and then they added a big shitty glass door at some point in the 80s and ten different doorbells#and then they never made any improvements ever again? yep#i’ll take it if i get it but i honestly don’t know what to think. i have never said less in a job interview#i really feel like if i get this job i’m going to be mansplained to a lot & that was the goal of this process. to prepare me for that#which… i don’t care. pay me and i’ll put up with pretty much anything lol#personal
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