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#transgender#trans#ftm#mtf#but fr don't use duct tape you guys#no matter how tempting#throw that shit in the trash#lgbt memes#lgbtq#lgbt+
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I like the good old fashioned fingers and warm water to clean between the lips and around the visible parts, and otherwise yeah, genuinely, seriously, wholly - no soap, no air, no power washing - your vagina is a delicate piece of your anatomy in many ways and simultaneously a Bad Bitch that can definitely do way more than most think is possible - I mean geeze the average vagina dilates enough to push a whole human put at least once in its lifetime so like. They're not delicate generally, but they have very specific care instructions - like that one linen dress you own. Sturdy as fuck, but be careful how you wash it (in the former example, fingers, water, External Surfaces Only) (also I can't remember how to wash linen right now but I do know that all of my linen clothes are sturdy as fuck But Only when I wash and dry them correctly)
wait, it’s not healthy to use the shower head to clean your vagina? like shoot the water up there? that’s bad?
jesus christ please don't do that. 1) any form of douching or flushing out your vagina is terrible for your vaginal health, since it devastates your vaginal bacteria (YOU NEED THAT) and leaves you susceptible to infection. 2) blasting a forceful jet of water into your vaginal cavity could seriously hurt you.
your vagina doesn't need you to clean it; it does that all by itself. if you're experiencing something abnormal with your vaginal health - unusual discharge, itching, strong odors, etc - you need to seek advice from a medical professional not try to blast it out with a shower head.
#idk what to say honestly that doesn't come off badly just like#be careful and don't try to powerwash your organs it's not a good time actually#no matter how tempting#literally ignore me unless this was a helpful analogy#sex ed
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Marina: I need you to kiss me
Colin: I can hardly believe I’m saying this, but we cannot go further
Penelope: I need you to kiss me
Colin: What’s a little kissing between friends, am I right?
#I must maintain your honor and mine#no matter how tempting otherwise#colin bridgerton#ladies and gentlemen#bridgerton#polin#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton season 1#marina thompson#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#bridgerton s3
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Daily reminder that wishing death or harm on a group of people is WRONG.
I don't care if they oppressed you or are shitty people or even Nazis.
It is wrong.
We should strive for encouraging change and growth, not mass murder.
I know it's tempting, but do the smart thing and work through this emotion in a health way that does not include hoping for someone's death
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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Oh thanks *grabs a cup of mercury* I was thirsty anyway *proceeds to drink the cup of mercury*
"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers."
National Geographic
October 1972
ph. Robert W. Madden
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doodles from varying times :] kicking my feet and giggling. put your hand in my cage youre safe :]
#hehehhe i love it when they get to be weird and scary (see: fucked up upsidedown chilchuck)#also the orpheus thing. hear me out okay.#how do i explain to people who dint think about chilaios about the endless trust and betreyal cycle themes. fuck!!#oh well it doesnt matter if i say it here youll get it soon cause im tempted to write a short meta for the two of them#clutches my head. YOURE GONNA GET IT I SWEAR!!!#anyways#chilaios#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#laios#laios touden#uhhh sure ill put it in the main tags why not#dungeon meshi#aaaand#[ tragedy au ]#if you can even figure out which ones are part of it HAHAHA#tragedy comedy
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mother and son. still need a last name for them :/
#rlly wanted to go with ‘sockeye’ but it just doesnt fit wendy no matter how well it fits simon#and it’s too cartoony. no matter how tempted i am to change wendy’s name to sally#yeen art#ocs#hell story#wendy coho#simon coho#alvin's infurno
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Daemon: If you see anyone--
Jon: Kill them...
Daemon: HIDE. If you see anyone, hide.
#daemon loves his children no matter what but his kids are EIGHT.YEARS.OLD. YOU ARE EIGHT JON#so no matter how much he knows his sons would be so cool and badass and defend themselves against anyone or thing THEY ARE LITTLE BOYS#THEY COULD DIE SO EASILY AND IT’S NOT GOOD THAT HIS ELDEST KEEPS TRYNA TEMPT FATE FFS JON ILY BUT STOP BB#resonant by syndrossi#house of the dragon#source: nimona#jon snow#jon targaryen#daemon targaryen
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If anyone has any kind of content with Cole and Lloyd doing stuff together please let me know. Always happy to encounter things of my favorite and my comfort doing stuff together👍
#useless ramble#whats their platonic name? i know their ship is called moss#im not tagging that ship btw because i know many dont like shipping lloyd with any of the ninja#.. tempted though because any and all interactions between them no matter how minor make me want to cry from happiness#ninjago cole#cole ninjago#cole hence#cole bucket#ninjago cole brookstone#cole brookstone ninjago#cole brookstone#ghost cole#ninjago lloyd#lloyd garmadon#lloyd montgomery garmadon#dragon lloyd#oni lloyd#possessed lloyd#lloyd ninjago#ninjago lloyd garmadon#lloyd garmadon ninjago#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fandom#ninjago textpost
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"Now, fulfil your destiny and take your father’s place at my side."
STAR WARS EPISODE VI; RETURN OF THE JEDI
#star wars#mark hamill#luke skywalker#sorry palpatine but he WONT DO IT#no matter how tempted or how SEXY he looks doing it!#that last gif with his wild eyes...#*tongue emoji*
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Me when X-Men ‘97 implies that they will go the Goblin Queen arc with Cyclop’s first wife: Heck, I’m going to be too stressed to watch this.
Me when X-Men ‘97 implies that Magneto and Rogue had and/or will have ambiguously romantic moments:
#shenanigans#x men 97#xmen 97#xmen animated series#ok I shipped romy from xmen animated series simultaneously with scogue from xmen evo when I was younger and I like Remy well enough#BUT#comics rogue x magneto moments have always given me butterflies and made me hungry for more#so this doesn’t upset me#look rogue is most likely going to be with remy at the end of it all bc#status quo and whatnot#just like cyclops always ends up with jean#no matter how many other romantic options have popped up#so I’m just going to enjoy anna marie x erik moments while they last#rogueneto#roguneto#rogue x magneto#magneto x rogue#erik x anna marie#anna marie x erik#erik x rogue#rogue x erik#magneto x anna marie#anna marie x magneto#scogue is still my favorite and top otp of all xmen ships#but i also starve for magneto x rogue content that has a genuine happy ending#please don’t tempt me into expanding this already weak scogue blog into a rogueneto one too
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i have filter blindness (╥﹏╥)
#girly kei#dark girly#dark girly kei#ガーリー#ガーリー系#ダークガーリー#i will not !! put jirai tags on this#no matter how tempting it is......
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not to sound like an edgy teenager posting a journal entry on deviantart, but the demo of tmbg's "where your eyes don't go" is such an unusually comforting song to me for reasons I can't explain. not even like... you know, in terms of relatability, catharsis, that kind of comfort. I just generally find the synth, cadence of how the nightmareish lyrics are sung, and generally lo-fi crackling quality of this version really nice to listen to.
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#how I sleep knowing every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of <3#now I know people don't often click on music on their dashboards (and this isn't a dig! it's normal. I don't Always do that#it's just I saw a post earlier mentioning how we all post music even tho no matter your number of followers nobody clicks it lol)#but would it tempt anyone on this site just a little if I told you n.eil gaiman apparently said it was his favourite song by them#huh#would it. would this work (squeaking a toy) is it working
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current mood: thinking about the unbearable tragedy of lucretia tazbalance
#the way the temporal chalice is the only relic she warns them about#because the power to fix your mistakes is the most tempting thing she can imagine#they way she has to beg her dearest friends not to give into what she knows magnus made with love and hope#the way she looks her beloved brother in the eye and tells him she didn’t have enough faith in him#and that it cost her their family#and has to live with the fact that he just nods along without a hint of recognition#the fact that he still cares for her and supports her and is proud of her even without their history#and she just has to live with that because she can’t go back no matter how much she wants to#i’m onto the rest&relaxation interlude/the eleventh hour today can you tell#god i just have so many fucking feelings about her#all the wrong choices for all the right reasons#taz balance
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The only way I'd accept THW's dragon romance plot is if instead of a light fury, it was a deathgripper.
#that would make the movie peak actually#every version of the movie i have in my mind the light fury is not present#ignore my blatant deathgripper favoritism#how to train your dragon#how to train your dragon: the hidden world#httyd#httyd movies#httyd 3#httyd thw#deathgripper#meeting the in-laws would be very awkward#grimmel would be the evil ass mother-in-law that hates you and you can't do anything about it#also known as the 'mother's side of the family' phenomenon#not related to this post but i'm kinda tempted to do one of those ask blogs for someone in httyd#but i can only get in-character for like two of them and they probably already have one -#- also it'd be only a matter of time before i start cringing at myself
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