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Office AU Snip 2
Draco leaned against the doorjamb, lips quirking before settling on a smile. “Harry? What are you doing here?”
He was wearing leg warmers. Thigh high, striped, yellow-green-pink. And a t-shirt, pink too. Harry blinked and blinked and blinked. “I—erm—” what was he… “The, uh, draw. The Strictly draw, we won. The last episode apparently aired last night, I don’t… never watched it.”
“Hmm.” Draco eyed the bottle in Harry’s hands, lower lip disappearing between his teeth. “And quite the prize it is. Come in, come in.”
Harry followed, still blinking so fast he could barely see.
“You’re not just coming from the office, are you?” Draco stopped to look back, shaking his head. “It’s after eight. Harry.”
“Yeah, I know, sorry, I… the Milton case, I was going over the paperwork. Everything needs to be perfect for tomorrow.”
He tsked. “Could have asked me to stay in and help.”
“No, there was no need.” His eyes were starting to water. He’s only ever seen Draco in office clothes for months, and this was—fuck, almost funny. Almost, in a nosebleed sort of way. Leg warmers? It was plenty warm in the flat. Also… a little scratchy down his throat.
“So, what kind of drink did the company splurge on?” Draco came closer, stealing what little air Harry had been able to gulp. “Asda’s own bubbly. Wow. Fancy.”
“Plastic cups, too,” Harry said mechanically, arms stretching forward. “Nothing but the best.”
Draco’s smile was so strange in here. “If you wouldn’t mind, I have some actual glasses in the kitchen. Unless you think it’d cheapen it.”
He left (and the shorts—did Harry mention the shorts, above the darned leg-warmers? Bright green and so… tight on his backside?), and Harry still wasn’t breathing properly. The lighting was soft, a little dim, making it harder to concentrate on the details. Small, blue sofa, a tiny red armchair, a bookcase. Soft-looking rug, a standing lamp in the shape of a—
“Here,” Draco was back, gentle touch on Harry’s arm. “Chin chin.”
Harry took an instinctive sip, and bravely didn’t spit it out. “Gah. I forgot I hate this stuff.”
“I have rum in the kitchen,” Draco said, trying to take the glass back. “Or a bottle of white, but it’s been open a while—how about ginger beer? Oh, I got the most marvellous gin last week, should have some lemonade left.”
“No, no, this is fine.” Harry took another valiant sip, nose scrunched. “It’s so… bubbly.”
“Give it,” Draco laughed, shaking his head. But he came nearer, and thinking was hard, because he was wearing fucking leg-warmers and—and this was all so baffling. “Harry. You’re being ridiculous.”
“Mm, so good. Tastes like victory.” Maybe if he kept it in his hands, Draco would come even closer. Try to wrestle it out of his grasp. Keep calling him ‘Harry’ like that, with the little smile. Maybe their shoulders would brush. Maybe he was losing his fucking mind.
“Fine, have it your way,” Draco rolled his eyes. “If you decide against hating yourself, there are plenty of other drinks in there.”
He made his way to the sitting area, one leg-warmed step at a time. Sat on the sofa, said leg hiking up, so he could rest his chin on a knee.
“Well? Are you going to keep standing?”
Harry could have taken the tiny armchair, but it was rather tiny, probably not the most comfortable. And Draco’s leg on the sofa, so brightly coloured. Everything was, around him. The walls were covered with photos and posters, and Harry looked and looked, not taking anything in.
“Go on then. Ask.”
A bit of a struggle, training his eyes back to Draco. “Ask what?”
“Ask about the penis lamp, Harry.”
He nearly lost his life on a sip. “What… so. That’s what that’s meant to be?”
“Blaise thought he was so funny,” he leaned back, wine sloshing in his glass, eyes wide with laughter, and Harry’s knees went a bit weak. “Got it off of gum tree, believe it or not. This guy in Aberdeen makes them out of old tyres? Naturally when he looked at it, he thought of me.”
“Naturally.” Harry’s voice came out raspy.
Draco leaned back, looking him up and down. “So, what’s the real reason you stayed at work so late?”
“Hmm?”
“Come on. We both know everything was ready for the Miltons all the way last week. What’s eating you up?”
“Who…” Harry took a laboured breath, swallowed something sticky in his throat. “Who said there’s something—nothing’s wrong. I just needed a little time. To review some documents.”
“So you’ve said,” Draco mumbled, with a slight air of—not disappointment, but something just as bitter. Felt like being punched. “Very well, then. Drink up, Potter.”
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Meet the Artist 2024! I'm Bee, and I will be your host ✨
On a whim, I made a new 'meet the artist'… but it became such an illustration that it felt quite odd putting so much text all over it! So I kept it simple. For further reading:
Some major art influences of mine include Mia Ikumi, Naoko Takeuchi, CLAMP (esp the Rayearth era), Yoshihiko Umakoshi (specifically his Precure and Doremi work), Kira Imai, and Chiho Sato.
My tools are still generally paper & ballpoint and/or sai2. I've been drawing quite a lot offline, actually... it's just a matter of time before some of it starts to make its way up here. I just need to scan and sort things out, which I've become quite lazy about... This summer's been just gross and melting away all my willpower. Hopefully it'll start easing up now!
Anyway, that's all for now, thank you for looking ✨
August 30, 2024
#beedalee art#magical girls#meet the artist#I'm just a gothic office lady in her villain (boundaries) era#right thru this door you too can become a gothic lolita#also the skirt is an axes femme poetique#i can't seem to find an official listing for it though#found mine on mercari japan#if i find it i'll update the tag
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how much would I need to fuck with Niko and Monty’s genders to ship them
#i am also considering a qpr with the existing genders#i just think they work well together :)#the romantics of the group fr#but also aroace spectrum#they have that duality#and i think it helps Monty be incorporated into the larger polycule#a fic of them and crystal going back to school maybe#or Niko and Monty coming back changed after Esther’s house yk#Niko defends Monty from the sprite’s nastiness#but it gives him a boost in settling into his own bitchiness to throw shade back yk#also if anyone here is talking manga with Niko it’s Monty#like Edwin reads it but he’s struggling#meanwhile Monty gets the vibes and just starts consuming then#those three have a book club#i go back and forth on if Niko gets into magic once she’s back#but Monty 100% is a magic user#this is inspired by a payneland Cinderella fic that has Niko and Monty bonding over fashion#i just think they're neat#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency#niko sasaki#monty finch#monty dead boy detectives#monty the crow#omg also all the trinkets between them ??#they’re decorating the office at every chance#like Valentine’s Day they go all out#making jennys shop date set up look basic#anyway i think this is technically a rare pair but i can’t tell if anyone else vibes with this
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Monster Hunter AU where Felix gets sent to a sketchy part of town where a bloody butcher lives and stumbles upon Vampire! Oliver being unapologetically his weird ass self. Dressing in leather and leaving body parts lying around and Felix should probably get rid of him but Ollie might be trying a little too hard to get Felix to just come inside his lil house to a looky loo (and it works cuz Felix goes dick first, questions second)
Someone to tell me to shut the fuck up actually i cant do this anymore
#why are we not talking about the casual dead body in the corner#barry literally looks like someone just walked in on him making his morning cuppa#‘oh officer i didn’t see you there’#felix would fall for it#those baby blues are some kind of magic truly#cattonquick#daff writes#oliver quick#felix catton
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TJ MIKELOGAN’S HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT ↳ Day 2: Colours - Orange & Black
#just stuff I like#usertj#Hocus Pocus#Practical Magic#Charmed#charmededit#Halloweenedit#Buffy the Vampire Slayer#buffyedit#Beetlejuice#The Office#theofficeedit#Wednesday#wednesdayedit#Halloween 1978#Stranger Things#strangerthingsedit#Halloween 2024#mine
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Ferdinand: Did you finish all your work, or did you slack off reading again?
Rozemyne: I don't know. Have you eaten real food today?
Ferdinand:
#ascendance of a bookworm#honzuki no gekokujou#Ferdinand AoBW#Ferdinand aob#rozemyne#rozemyne aobw#rozemyne aob#i love a grown man who has to be constantly reminded to eat and sleep 🥰#ok but i honestly think Ferdinand is the funniest person in that universe#hes positively ridiculous#as ridiculous as Myne#but no one but Myne justus and Eckhart know#😭😭😭#and maybe Karstedt and Slyvester#but Slyvester just figured it out like last week#he was like damn#my little brother got it all together#*cue ferdinand coming into the office having not slept in a week reeking of potions*#“Good news: i invented [insert ridiculous magic device here]. Bad news: only i can use it.” - ferdi#hes done that to Slyvester multiple times#especially when Rozemyne was asleep in the juice box#thats probably when Slyvester realized ferdinand was actually insane
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Coming back from the dead is the kind of thing that can really fuck up your weekend, as Jon has recently found out (especially considering that he’d paid a mint for those concert tickets, thanks). On one hand, the bureau paperwork is horrifying, and the less said about his skyrocketing health insurance premiums or this year's taxes, the better. On the other hand, though, Sansa Stark, the pretty head of the medical/pathology research division and long-time object of Jon's affections, has insisted on giving him her utmost attention until she’s sure he’s back on his feet and fully among the living.
#my writing#my fics#jonsa fic#jonsa#jon snow x sansa stark#asoiaf fanfic#asoiaf fanfiction#got fanfic#a small goofy slightly gory oneshot of a workplace comedy?#Idk sometimes you just write something purely for yourself because it makes you personally laugh#weirdly this is one of my more romance-centered stories#despite the fact that it spends a lot of time talking about the biological implications of having been dead#like Jon does die but he also gets better right away so nobody is angsting about it#modern AU#Modern AU with magic and the paranormal#Sansa as a pathologist/medical researcher for a vague paranormal/magic government agency#Jon as a unit chief for paranormal artifact acquisition#(i.e. he's indiana jones but with paperwork)#Sansa and Qyburn as rival medical researchers who fucking hate each other#I'm trying to get back into the swing of writing AND editing and this was a good exercise plus it was also just fun to write#i make no promises about the biological accuracy of the symptoms of reanimation but it makes for a funny background thing#Melisandre as the bureau necromancer and resident office gossip
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bear o'clock
#was bored out of my skull at the office and i was like ok i will try to squeeze some extra art into this notebook#and if i end up with something i like i will just use photoshop magic to fix areas where highlighter and pens had bled through#and then the photoshop magic took. so long.#anyway. fallout 4 awaits. todd still has me firmly in his clutches.#sketch#i draw sometimes#fanart
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Dear Lucifer
Taglist: @lost-in-time-wanderer, @fuzztacular, @dianedancer18, @sweetbrier2908, @flare-love, @completelyshatteredbrokenmschf, @thunderlightning351, @l3v1chan, @anxious-chick, @5mary5, @expressionless-fr
#obey me shall we date#obey me lucifer#obey me mc#obey me solomon#obey me brothers#lucifer sticks the note in his pocket#finishes brewing his coffee#pours the drink into a mug#and heads to his office.#after making sure that the door is locked#and that the room is magically soundproofed#he sits down at his desk and starts crying.#and he doesn't just shed a couple of tears.#he's actually sobbing.#like heart-wrenching and struggling to breathe type of sobbing#once he gets it all out of his system#he cleans up and collects himself#because someone has to be the strong one#and it can't be any of his brothers.
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I'm starting to realize that my writing that first Pluto fic may be tied to me trying to process Loki's cancer diagnosis
#bc the tumor in his mouth keeps getting bigger and now it's starting to swell against his cheek and one of his eyes#i think if he makes it past this weekend it may be time to put him down bc it just looks so bad and i know it's just going to get worse#but then i feel guilty for waiting bc like... i wanted to wait until after the holiday but what if that's just me being selfish?#and he's uncomfortable or in pain just because i didn't want to go through that grief on thanksgiving?#and now I HAVE to wait until after because the vet's office isn't open on thanksgiving or the weekend and i work on friday#but anyway this whole experience is probably linked to my writing pluto bc i mean#facial tumors that impact his life but then get suddenly “cured”. i wish there were some magical cure for my boy
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I'm rewatching Cherry Magic episode 2 and I forgot what a rollercoaster Kurosawa's monologues are. At the beginning at the episode I was squealing about how down bad he is and now im in near tears over how resigned and melancholic he was about it
#'even if we're just coworkers' kurosawa do you want me to cry in this office cause i'll fucking cry#cherry magic
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Re-playing Inquisition and reading through the actual wording on some of the requisitions is so funny to me because like.
Playing as Lavellan and getting this as a requisition is so wild. I'd like to imagine he just rips the request in half like "??? Im not killing ten halla just to make Orlesian nobles feel better about themselves"
#taerian's using his flame magic and just lighting the missive on fire in front of the requisition officer#yes i know you can just buy halla leather BUT THE POINT STILL STANDS#there's halla all over the plains i have to imagine theyre just expecting you to kill ten of them#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#inquisitor lavellan#taerian lavellan
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I need to be put in a proper enclosure or I will become sickly and wither away.
(Proper enclosure: small discord server where 25+ y/o slow and casual artists like me, who are too quiet and timid for bigger servers, share and yap about their silly little ocs and half-baked ideas and hype up each other)
#bluh bluh#personal post#small (3-10 user) because in a bigger server it's hard to get a word in and your posts get drowned and ignored#i've tried being in bigger (30-50 user) art and oc servers before and it just doesn't work for me#25+ y/o because man sometimes you just feel out of place and Too Old in spaces dominated by teenagers and young adults#casual artists because at a certain point i just can't keep up or feel too self-conscious to post#my 27 yr old tired office worker ass would rather eat glass than put my art in front of a bunch of 17 yr olds that draw at a pro level#though in reality i'm not sure what i actually want#i'm always dying to talk about my ocs but also cringe at the idea of doing so because they're really not all that good or developed#''hi this is my crusty little guy/magic system idea/story scenario‚ they're uhh... uhh... oh jesus christ just kill me already''
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Ok. Hear me out:
Also reblogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> likes
#court of darkness#twisted wonderland#ithseem's arts and crafts#deuce spade#aquia avari#artists on tumblr#twst memes#meme redraw#crossover art#twisted wonderland memes#court of darkness memes#digital art#these two have a similar sihouette; the same VA (Chiyaki Kobayashi voices Aquia in the JP server) so my brain cooked this up#there is so much potential for whacky misadventures if these two ever met#from a distance; aquia looks like the type of person deuce would look up to: gentlemanly and hardworking#and with some semblance of competence for caring for the vulnerable#deuce wants to be a police officer; someone who wants to do just that#so it would make sense he'd want to emulate some of aquia's skill in that aspect#but when he learns that aquia also stuggles with magic; i think deuce would be more than happy to hone and perfect their skills#and while they do indeed improve their skills; there will inevitable fuck ups. big ones too#twstファンアート#ツイステファンアート#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド
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anyone have recommendations for shows/games/movies similar to Alan Wake 2 or Control
#saying this to an audience of almost 0 followers#but I’m in the mood for something similar while I wait until my laptop can magically support running that game#might try to finish x files or maybe warehouse 13#I feel like ive seen all of the obvious influences for at least Alan wake#control is definitley similar to SCP maybe even backrooms type of sci-fi horror#I couldn’t get into SCPs though 😔 some of the games seem interesting but hard to find ones that aren’t just monster jumpscares#or chasing#also reminds me of severance in its sci-fi surreal office horror that is both thrilling and absurd#alan wake#control 2019#will delete this post
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im okay actually this is a joke
#i can get health insurance anytime lmao dw about it#i just gotta go to a magic place called labor office#moss chatters#doodle
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