#no like seriously i cant stop giggling thinking abt it

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

Chat don't let me and my irl best friend watch horror movies together we WILL find things to make fun of

(I suddenly remembered we watched scary stories to tell in the dark a while ago before I moved because a clip of the one scene with the pale lady(if ykyk) popped up on my yt recommended. We were barely paying attention to the movie doing dumb shit and we kept making fun of everything 😭😭)

[springgirlshowers]

hello! you’re my absolutely fav joost’s writer, and i would like to request hcs abt joost with a gf who has big boobs (i’m feeling like a pervert and creep and weirdo I’M SO SORRY) and it doesn’t have to be nsfw!!! thank you sm for all your work i hope you have a wonderful day😭😭

DO NOT WORRY AT ALL!!! joost has admitted to being a boob man and also who doesn’t love boobs! i may have written a lot but hope u enjoy (>ᴗ•) <333

cw: 18+, mentions of hickies, sexual acts, mans lowkey a perv in this

✿ he will absolutely stare. especially if you’re wearing a low cut top, he will stare.

✿ hell even if there’s no cleavage showing, he’s still gonna be staring at them, he is no better than the average man 😭

✿ to quote Sir-Mix-A-Lot: “i cant stop lookin at her ti-ti-ti-face”

✿ constantly catching him jus starin straight at em anywhere, while your sitting on the couch, at a restaurant, at the table, in the mirror, this man has no shame

✿ or always catching the way his eyes will flutter down to your chest when you’re talking to him

✿ you absolutely tease the hell out of him for it, calling him a perv or a freak and watching him giggle and blush

✿ sometimes you’d purposely wear a thin white shirt around the house, wearing that black lacy bra he loves just to drive him fucking crazy

✿ his hands have a tendency to stray when your cuddling

✿ laying behind you on the couch or bed, his hands will move from your stomach and trail up to your tits, giving them a tight squeeze just to mess with you and catch you off guard

✿ you’ll push your ass into his crotch just to (again) tease him back

✿ it’s weird, but he’s obsessed with the way he can’t fully grope all of your breasts in his hands, there’s always more than he can hold in his palms, he just thinks it’s hot lol

✿ again with the teasing, sometimes you’ll purposely wear a bra or shirt/tank top too tight where a bit of your boobs start spilling out, which makes him go nuts once again

✿ they make an amazing pillow for his head. seriously. he’s fallen asleep on them before.

✿ he’ll lay his head on your stomach and massage your tits like they’re stressballs after a long day

✿ there may or may not have been a few times where a titjob has been involved during sex

✿ LOVES to put his face all up in them and is always kissing them

✿ man loves a good tittysucking, he’d go for hours tbh, he goes insane at the sight of them after he’s marked you up in hickies and lovebites, that freak

✿ he gets so flustered when you walk around in a bra

✿ or when you try on a new bra/top or new lingerie, turning from the mirror to face him asking “do you think I look good in this?”

✿ “y-you look stunning, you look good in anything, liefje.” he’d respond as he goes red in the face, holding a pillow to hide his crotch

✿ he can’t handle when you jog to go get something and he sees them bounce

✿ he also goes crazy over the way they bounce when you’re on top of him, he’ll be grasping onto them or sitting up and kissing/sucking all over your chest while you bounce

✿ this may be too wild but flashing him during a conversation or even an argument just to catch him off guard

✿ “you can’t just show me your boobs to get me to shut up when we’re arguing!”

✿ imagine getting in an argument with him and be mad at him and you catch him staring again so you just put on a hoodie cuz he’s lost boob staring privileges ☠️☠️

✿ gets so fucking giddy when you ask for help taking off your bra

✿ in conclusion; you’re a tease and bros a perv and a absolute freak for your big tits

[judeswhore]

do you know when in the series friend there was an episode where when ross and rachel make out for the first time rachel couldn't stop giggling in midst of her kiss with ross. Imagine that that happened with reader when she was kissing jude.

so sweet!!! like bsf!jude and you’ve finally admitted that ur stupidly in love w each other and it’s ur first kiss but you’ve been friends for so long that u cant help but laugh. ur just abt to kiss him and start giggling and he’s all🤨🤨”what’re u laughing at” and ur shaking ur head and telling him it’s nothing, letting him tug u in for a kiss and it’s amazing and he’s a great kisser but u cant help but think abt how it’s jude so ur laughing again and he just doesn’t understand. he’s asking if ur laughing at him and ur telling him ofc not u just can’t take it seriously and he’s half offended by that, glaring at u and being all “if u keep laughing i won’t kiss u again. ur killing my ego” so ur apologising and ur going in for the kiss this time just to appease him

[fatuismooches]

FUCK I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SEND YOU AN ASK ABOUT THE FIC... i just got hit full force but like 89831 different fucking projects all at once MY BAD POOKIE BUT UGHHHHHHH oh my god.... part 2??? yes.. all of it is soooo YESS

YESS you visualized everything what you've been talking about how reader would react when they first wake up after centuries and honestly hella realistic EVEN THOUGH I JUST WANNA HOLD READER AND KISS THEIR FOREHEAD 😭😭😭

reader interacting with the segments has my HEARTTT oh my god.. especially omega.. he's SUCH A DEVIOUS MOTHERFUCKEGUJK,,, also reader naming the segments UGHHH i adore that idea so much pleaseee ,, i love how the segments who didn't give a shit suddenly changed their minds when reader said they wanna give them names... THE SWITCH UP AND THE IMMEDIATE DENIAL...

READER MEETING BABY ZANDY ,,, FUCKINGG hell got me sooo soft i wanna hold baby zandy and treat him soo nicely 🥹🥹

ALSO YESS omgg,,, this part has me sooo fucking soft like reader making friends??? with the other harbingers??? i love it... omg they'd be such good besties with columbina,, i think pantalone helps reader adjust to present time as well, especially with it comes with money or the economy (if you ever ask him about it)

but oh.... to top it all off nicely, you gotta sneak in some subtle angst!!! smh... (im so proud of you tho!! like yasss sis feed me sad shit >:333) poor scara and reader :( i think they would've gotten along if reader wasn't dottore's lover n' scara wasn't dottore's experiment ,,,

ALL IN ALL. fuck you pookie im not excited for the next two parts (im kidding I AM IM JUST... NOT READY... pleas epost it next year so i'll be ready enough thank you /jjj) NO SERIOUSLY THIS TIME,, THIS WAS SOOO GOOOD and i love it so much, really popped off honestly (evil laughs because it's dottore)... like im soo happy to see how much you've grown esp thru writing !!!

have a good day pookie, im going back to my grave where i died for the next few days 💗💗

ALSO I WAS GONNA SEND IN ANOTHER DOTTORE IDEA but i fucking forgot again. FUCKS SAKE i hate not writing shit down...

POOKS DONT EVEN WORRY!! Just make sure to take care of yourself ok?? School can really be an ass i understand-

BUT OMG GRENFRG AHHH YOU'RE MAKING ME SMILE TOO MUCH POOKIE AHHWQ I'm so happy you liked it 🥺 BUT NGL I WANNA GIVE READER THE BIGGEST HUG TOO 😭 i put them through too much don't i 😭 dw they will be getting Dottore comfort next chapter!!

Bro i love writing Omega as a devious mf so much 😭 IM SO GLAD U LIKED THAT PART BC I WAS GIGGLING TO MYSELF ABT HOW THEY DGAF ABT THINGS BUT THEN SUDDENLY THEYRE INTERESTED WHEN UR A PART OF IT

AND YESSSS READER MAKING FRIENDS RAHHHH that part was probably really long for a Dottore fic but. i feel like having friends is so important and fragile reader really deserve some niceness in their lives 🥺 AND OMG NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. Fragile reader would be freaking blown away from inflation. i don't know how prices were four hundred years ago but they would probably be shocked to their core when they see how much expensive things are now?? imagine fragile reader trying to stop Dottore from buying things for them because of how expensive things are now, and they're having flashbacks to being a broke Akademiya student 😭 And Dottore is just honestly finding it amusing to see you freak out and beg him to save his money (it's okay, he's a Harbinger he's loaded) (as long as he's not spending it on experiments)

BUT YEAH MAYBE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... reader and Scara could have been friends :( we'll never know... but yasss i will continue to feed you sad shit >:) hehe I CANT WAIT TO POST THE FINAL PART!! ngl the ending of the fic was like. the first thing i wrote for it because it hit me and i was like i CANT forget this. im telling you pookie its gonna be pretty juicy. BUT THANK YOU YOU'RE BEING SO KIND AHHH it's really sweet of you. thank you for being here for so long in my writing journey (and my descent into Dottore madness) ily 🥺

[scoonsalicious]

WE R SO CLOSE TO THE END!! POOKIE IM SO PROUD OF YOU!! DELIVERED AND FED US AS ALWAYS.🩷🩷

I. CANT. WAIT. FOR. THE. LIL. ANGST. REVELATION. TOTAL. BITCH. POCKET. AND. BUCKAROO. ON. HIS. KNEES.

Seriously Pocket and Bucky is SO CUTEEE!!🤍🤍🤍 BOTH OF THEM R SMITTEN FOR EACH OTHER😭

*giggling, kicking my feet, crying because in real life i am lonely*

GIVE US MORE FLUFFY SEXY POCKET X BUCKY TIME!!🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

Now let us discuss about cunthage. Pookie already hinted that she’s going after out beloved nerd and as i said before WE SHALL MANIFEST FOR TOTAL BITCH POCKET.

MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET MANIFESTING TOTAL BITCH POCKET

Jeremiah saying she’s gunna die bcs if she didn’t take Winter Soldier back to HYDRA, they’ll unalive her. Also I think what Pocket said is true about cuntsy ‘like/attracted’ to Buckdoodle (I mean… who wouldn’t?😂) Somehow along the way, she connected with him, caught feelings and shit and ‘fantasising’ a relationship with him cus she’s that much of a cunt. The reason why she didn’t take him to HYDRA (*cough* during the Russia mission — man even I hate remembering/simply writing the Russia mission) is bcs he’s Bucky Barnes at the time and NOT the Soldat. And oh, also she’s enjoying the *cough* fuck ‘activity’. Fucking John IS OBSESSED.

Anywho……

IM JUST GOING TO STOP CRITICAL THINKING ABT WHAT HAPPENED IN RUSSIA AND WAIT FOR MOTHER POOKIE TO DELIVER THE FOOD AND I SHALL EAT IT WITH SUCH FEROCITY.

I want to know why it happened. Why Bucky made that choice (bcs i feel like the reason are still a bit unclear — like why do it again🤨 what is the purpose). I want a full depth of it. If I were Pocket, I *want* to see what happened (even if it killed me — better bleach my eyes). Oh and ofc, im not just gunna roast Jeremy… im roasting Buckwheat too before i forgive him.

*real footage of Pocket transitioningto a total bitch Pocket after the revelation*

Btw i read someone said Steve’s role? He has a role?!Let’s kill him. HE NEEDS TO BEGONE. GET OUT OF OUR LIFE. Steve and Jeremiah would be a great couple. (sarcasm intended). WHY STEVE? WHY CANT U JUST DUCK OFF. DONT TELL ME STEVE IS THE ONE WHO MADE THAT ‘NEWS’ (him and pocket false relation). OR THE ONE WHO LET CUNTHAGE TO GO TO THE RUSSIA MISSION. DONT FUCK W ME STEVE IM WARNING YOU. BACK THE FUCK OFF.

Also, I JUST remembered that Nat said Steve didn’t want Bucky to replace Dark Chocolate. I tell ya, HE’S FISHY. HE MUST HAVE A HIDDEN PLAN. HE DIDNT WANT BUCKY TO MEET POCKET, NOT BCS HE CARES FOR POCKET (okay, maybe he cares a little — bcs duh he *cough* loves likes her) but still he has his own agenda). HES PLANNING TO ‘CHARM’ POCKET. NAH. BACK OFF!!

Oh and rewinding back to chapter 26, that’s love right there. Pocket reassuring Bucky even when she didn’t trust him anymore, and Bucky ‘rejecting’ — pulling himself away — bcs it’ll kill him if she didn’t reciprocate his feelings. BTW THE KISS?!😫😫😫 *squealing like a child*. The way Bucky became owigoowie (man idk if this is even a word) when he said ‘present tense’. (🥹 — this is literally his facial expression at the time)

Alrighty, as usual, mother pookie, i love you and i wanna kiss you just like how Bucky kiss the life out of Pocket🩷🩷🩷 I didn’t say this much but thank u for everything. Thank you for writing. Thank you for sharing. Thank you for replying. I know I type a lot bcs I want to really express how im feeling, but it sometime is restricted/limited bcs im not a native english speaker😂 so my thoughts aren’t conveyed fully/correctly. (Also bcs i am just that dramatic and a yapper)

Please, take a great rest while you can. Hope you always in the pink. Again, I cant wait for the lil angsty, bitchy Pocket and revelation in chp 27. I am eagerly waiting for the showdown (*cough*, please, let there be a scene of Bucky punching Jonah and Stevuck). Thy meowsies love thou, mother pookie🫵🏻

PS// I KNOW I SAID I RUN OUT OF CAT SMOOCH GIFS BUT I CANT HELP MYSELF AND SEARCH FOR IT. THIS IS FROM GOOGLE😭

Since you gave me a photo of Elliot and Theo, I presented to you my unhinged (literally) cats, fat one is Hyde (Haida) and smaller one is Muezza (Moja).

OH! Out of topic��

RAGHHHH MALAYSIA MENTIONEDDDDD!!!🫵🏻🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾KKAW KKAW

>>>and if there is a typo im sorry😂

Pookie, if you thought I fed you yesterday, I will GOURGE YOU TODAY! Eight mother fucking parts! Fuck. All the revelations in this chapter (well, most of them, anyway, lol).

Bucky and Pocket are just unable to not be together. It goes against their very DNA.

I have eleven fluff/smut post-series oneshots planned for the two of them, so we shall have happy times once the story is done. I can't quit them. They are my OTP (sorry, Buffy & Spike :( ).

Total Bitch Pocket has been unleased for Chapter 27! The snark is strong, and she is not afraid to unleash it, even if it has some negative consequences for her. She is using her greatest weapon at her disposal-- her dirty mouth, lol.

Jacoby is TOTALLY OBSESSED with Bucky-- it doesn't even matter what Hydra wants with him now. She wants him, and that's her prime objective. You will now be able to see what happened in Russia (Pocket, too!) and what happened to get him into that position. Ugh, I want to write so much more to you, but I am so dehydrated from this fucking migraine that my entire body hurts, so I can't type a lot without pain. Just know I love you, I love reading your comments. Your kittens are adorable and I want to give the squeezies.

xoxo You're the best!

[ipegchangbin]

HOLY SHIT Z WHAT THE HELL⁉️⁉️😟😟🤯🤯

NEVER HAVE I EVER READ A FIC THAT MADE MY PUSSY THROB THAT MUCH‼️‼️🤭🙁🥵🥵😳😳😱😱😱

I READ THAT THING LIKE FIVE 5️⃣🖐️🤯 TIMES AND TMI BUT I GOT OFF ON IT TOO BC DAMN WAS THAT GOOD😝😝😋😩😫‼️💕🙏💕

I WOOOOUULLDD DO LIKR A WHOLE ANALYSIS (hehe analysis 😼😼🤭😛) BUT UMMMM UR GIRL IS HIGHKEY ASS AT WORDS‼️‼️😥😰😱😭😫 LIKE POOKIE‼️😫 I LITERALLY FAILED ALL OF MY ENGLISH CLASSES BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL😀😀😀😀⁉️⁉️⁉️BUT AAAANNNYWAYS WHAY YHE HELL Z 😱😱🤯🤯

THE WRITING IS LITERALLY SO AMAZING🤩😍😝😋😋😋

WHY⁉️⁉️😡😡

WHO GAVE U THE MF RIGHT TO WRITE THIS GOOD😡⁉️⁉️⁉️😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😾

BUT FR POOKIE WHAT DO U PUT IN YOUR FICS BC🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵‍💫😵‼️‼️‼️

THERES BARELY ANY BOYPUSSY FICS OUT THERE WHICH IS DEVASTATING 🤬🤬🤬😓😢😩😫😡🤬

UR MY SAVIOR Z‼️‼️🥹🥹🙌💕

ALSO YOUR ART OF BOYPUSSY HANNIE IS SO FUCKINF DELICIOUS LIKE I OPENED THAT LINK AND ZOOMED RIGHT ON THAT PUSSY AND I FUCKING DROOLED‼️‼️🥴🤧🤤🤤🤤💦💦 GUESS WHO TOUCHED HERSELF WHEN SHE SAW IT❓❓❓THATS RIGJT‼️‼️ ME😻☝️💕💕💦 I NEED MY MF MOUUUTYHH ON THAT JUICY MF PUSSSAAYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😫😝👅💦

READER IS MUCH BETTER THAN ME🙌🙌🤧🤧 CAUSE IF IT WERE ME I WOULD’VE PUT THAT VIBRATOR IN HIM AND ATE THAT MF PUSSY OOOUUTTT AND SUCKED THE LIFE OUTTA THAT CLIT😝😝😛😋😋🙏🙏🙏 RIGHT AFTER HE SQUIRTED LIKE IM FR GONNA MAKE HIM SQUIRT AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IN MY MOUTH 😋😛😛😜💦💦🤪😍😍😍LIKE THIS TONGUE IS GONNA FUCKING ABUSE THAT ALREADY ABUSED CLIT EVEN MORE 👅👅💦💦‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️DID I MENTION I LOVE CLITS❓❓❓ IF NOT THEN I WILL NOW‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE CLITS‼️🙌😋 CLITS ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING‼️‼️😍😍😜😫🙌 EVERY TIME I SEE SOMETHING ABT STIMULATING A CLIT IM IMMEDIATELY BRICKED 🧱🧱🧱 UP⬆️☝️🆙👆CAUSE IF IT WERE ME I WOULDVE TIED SUNGIE UP WITH A VIBRATOR TO HIS CLIT AND LEAVE HIM THERE FOR HOOOUURRRSSS‼️♾️😝😛😫☝️😋💦 I WOULD SPEND THE WHHOLE MF DAY ON THAT DELICIOUS CLIT ‼️‼️😍😛😋🙌👅💦😽👉👌OH MY GOD I SOUND GAY ASF BUT IDC BC ITS PUSSY‼️‼️😻🫰WHO DOESNT LOVE PUSSY⁉️⁉️⁉️😾😾I LOVE PUSSY‼️‼️‼️😛😛👅😻😽🙌 I WOULD EAT HANNIES PUSSY OUT ALL DAY ALL WEEK ALL MONTH ALL YEAR ALL CENTURY‼️‼️‼️‼️😝😜😜😽 THAT PUSSY IS SO MF JUICY💦💦 WND DELICIOUS AND IS BEGGING TO GET TOUCHED‼️‼️🙌👉👌😋

anyways pookie keep up the good work, amazing writing as always!! <3 🥰🥰💕 (definitely not rereading it for the fifth time and getting off on it…nooooo definitely not… ☺️☺️)

OH YM GOD i just logged in and this is the first thing i see 😭 I FUCKING SEE U ANON‼️ u are very seen

ANON I LOVE U SO MUCH MORE WTF THE AMOUNT OF PRAISE THAT U POURED OVER THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HAS BOYPUSSY BROKEN US BECAUSE IT SEEMS AS THOUGH IT HAS 😭😭😭 GOOD LORD and to think that this was supposedly just a private gift but mei is kind and i was able to post it … NOW IM SO GLAD I SHARED IT BC U HAVE FOOD TO EAT MY DEAREST ANON 😁

“ure my savior” yo…yo dont perceive me as messiah itll inflate the shit out of my ego /j and give me impostor syndrome /hj BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS gosh i cldnt stop giggling u made my day with these compliments like im just Some Guy but because of ur words i am now Some *Happy* Guy

and omg! URE RIGHT MAYBE SHOVING THE VIBE IN AND EATING HANNIES PRETTY BOY CLIT OUT WOULDVE BEEN SO GOOD…but then again…TEASING THE BOY JUST FEELS SATISFYING ‼️‼️ i love hannie and his clit actually i love pussy in general i wish i had boypussy especially boyclit in my mouth rn (in a non sexual casual way) (which was what reader intended) (until y/n and han both went CRAZY)

i wont lie this ask gave me massive eye strain from the emojis /pos like that brings me joy ?! its an impressive thought to know that somebody out there is losing their mind over silly words i wrote and a few lines that i drew. CRAZYYYY thats crazy?!!!

ill keep this entire ask, print it into a booklet form, and reread it as if its a mini prayer guide. i cant anon ure so silly and precious HAHAHAH hope u have the nicest day always!

[minquiec]

AAHHADTRSFTUF YESSS YUE AND ITTO DRAWINGS AT LASTTTT 😭❤️‼️ JIPUNK I LOVE BUT YUE AND ITTO WAS FIRST AND FIRST COMES FIRST SERVED FRR THANK YOU MIN BUT IM FRR GOING TO GRAG YOU BACK INTO DRAWING YUE AND ITTO 👹👹 CUZ DEADASS I WATCHED YOUR ACC GROW AND COULD ONLY GIGGLE ABT THEM WHEN I WAS OBSESSED WITH GENSHIN. I THINK I DREW HER AND ITTO LONG AGO BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE THAT PAPER IS SO PROBABLY JUST PROBABLY will draw them again not making any promises BUT PLEASE I NEED MORE OF YOUR LOVE WITH YUE AND ITTO RELATIONSHIP TO GET ME BACK INTO DRAWING AGAIN CUZZ you were the first and last person who made me started but I slowly stopped drawing just in general BUT SERIOUSLY JIPUNK IS GREAT NO HATE BUT BRING MORE LOVE TO YUE AND ITTO JIPUNK REACHED SO MUCH LOVE BUT YUE and itto hasn’t they’ve been in my head the whole week. I don’t wanna sound so pushy cuz I loved them sm her design is just OUGHHH she got me twirling my non existing long hair like number 2 supporter after you ofc ❤️❤️

-Jia and YUE lover fr

AAAAGGHHHHHEEEEYHHGGDDKKKKFKKKKKKKK ANON DO U WANNA MAKE ME CRY OR SOMETHING GNNNGNMM NANANABWBDKKWD

THANK YOY FOR THE KIND WORDS JM LITERALLY SOBBING IN A PUDDLE OF TEARS RN IT MEANS SM TO ME WHEN PEOPLE LIKE MY SILLY SHIPS I CANT PUT IT INTO WORDS AHEBSNEHGHE CAUSE IM LIKE oH?? PEOPLE??? PERCEIVE ME???? AND LIKE MY CONTENT??????????? BATS EYELASHES AUEGHDHGHS

AND YOUVE DRAWN THEM ?@)$)#?# HAVE YOU SHOWN ME BEFORE I DONT REMEBRR AGH MY GOLDFISH MEMORY BUT I PROBABLY HAVE IT SAVED IF YOUVE SHOWN ME BUT EITHER WAY TY FOR LOVING THEM THEY'RE MY BBS FR ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭🤧🔥🦅🏌️💃🔨🤕🤕 I JUST MANAGED TO GET LUCKY WITH JIPUNK ON TIKTOK AUGEHE BUT THAY DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE YUETO ANY LESS UEUEUEUE

[ja3yun]

hi! i just wanted to come by and say that i absolutely LOVED reading melting point. i’m a jay/jungwon bias (with the rest of the members being my bias wreckers) but that fic made me become ATTACHED to sunghoon. everytime i see him now i think of THE melting point park sunghoon, and i cant help but giggle. & the way he FLIRTS w y/n, i canttttt. my fav scene is when psh says “what are we eating?” while back hugging y/n when she went to the vending machine at the skating rink to grab minhee a snack😭💕 i think of that line like everyday, no lie. LIKE STOP BEING SO CUTE. i lowk find myself gushing hella at my phone when reading. but i finished the melting point series in one night, it’s seriously a masterpiece and your writing is incredible. I CANT COMPLIMENT YOU ENOUGH! the way you portrayed sunghoon’s character was sososo perfect, to the point i wish this fic never had an ending. even tho i also enjoy other writers and their fics, i never usually send a message to the writer abt how much i loved it, but i HAD to let you know about your masterpiece. i srsly cant emphasise enough on how much i loved melting point, it was life changing LOL. you’re an amazing writer and i will definitely go and read your other fics.

it would also be such a dream (but NO pressure ofc) if you can write a fic similar to melting point, like sort of a forbidden love (?), but with heeseung/jake (or a member of your choice too!), maybe about them being y/n’s #1 best friend’s older/younger brother, or y/n’s childhood best friend (who didn’t have feelings for y/n but suddenly she does smtn that makes them fall in love, etc idk you’ll probably come up w something more magical and charming), but smtn like that😭 but i srsly adore your writing sm and will def read the rest of your fics on your masterlist. respectfully, i love you. <3333 LOLL but on a serious note, I love your writing and i hope you’re having an amazing day. please make sure to always take care of yourself and drink lots of water, stay hydrated!! you’re my fav writer now <33

i love when people compliment melting point!! it warms my heart fr :(( thank you for reading it all (and in one night too 😭) i truly appreciate it because i know everyone's time is so precious

actually, i'm creating a jake series just now, based in the same universe! fake dating best friends to lovers tropes so i hope you enjoy it when i release it! (whch will be soonish)

hsve a great day babe!! tysm again <33

[akgaereporter]

zeroses: queerosins & hetrosins fighting over twitter survey😕

tldr: a big hao pics account did a rosin survey and posted the results, the sexuality section being a whole 51% straight. queerosins started joking abt it bc its ironic but hetrosins took actual offense and start being homophobic forreal.. mind u these people stan ZHANG HETEROPHOBIC HAO🤕

we used to be a proper country..

so earlier @/haopics posted this fun little thread of rosin demographics, like what gender, job, fav song/album, 2nd bias, etc is popular among rosins. super cute n just a fun interactive thing for the subfandom to have, right?? right….????😓

well no.. dont forget u cant laugh or smile in zeroseville they will jinjja slaughter u😕 the issue started when queerosins started making twts about the sexuality portion of the survey, all of which were clearly unserious..?

there qrts were filled w these, and this was genuinely the worst i could find. no one LITERALLY no one was taking it seriously. like as a straight person if u see this and feel inherently offended then we need to run it back bc this is not any form of oppression..? as long as ur not an akgae, not HOMOPHOBIC, streaming his music and supporting him, trust me no1 actually gaf if ure a hetero rosin its just ironic. these twts shouldnt bother u?? maybe giggle at them a little? “im so sorry you have straight fans” should NOT have u pressed enough to tweet sht like this☠:

whats it finna play.. WOAH🤕 when ur in a dramatic competition and ur opponent is a straight rosin.. “remember you cry on the streets to be respected”????????????? hello?????? discriminaton where exactly???? hao would block n report u all actually bc resorting to casually homophobia in response to satirical tweets made by a minority group is insane.. when u stan this man??

what happened to like idol like fans?? like erm.. yall really sitting here upset over “heterophobia” coming from the fans of the heterophobe founding father himself.. idk maybe sit down and think long and hard abt who u stan🤕 best of luck w that

LMFAOO THIS PERSON GMFU. please.. ples.. stop it… i am criiyng… Hao is my bias he is never gay pls… stop spreading rumours please……im tire of people saying he is home of sexual… he is chinese…..😓

there were were also some people who felt it was a bad idea to have the sexuality section included at all, bc its “no one’s business”:

but it was a public survey..? wdym none of ur business when people obviously offered this information up😭 and "did yall ever see him for his talent" is a crazy thing to say in this context like what are u even talking abt dawg🫤 i guess zeroseville has gotten to a point where even talking abt sexuality has become discourse fuel. this is just so unserious like it shouldnt be a problem to mention and joke abt orientation without someone getting mad. yall speculate about the jebes sexualities constantly, hao in particular actually, and if thats not a touchy subject then why is this?? and why was yall's go to response ACTUAL homophobia like..

but out of everyone i feel so bad for haopics like they just wanted to do a fun thing for their subfandom and look what happened,, that dec survey def aint happening after yall pulled this nonsense😭

bottom line everyone needs to unclench and smile a little (challenge level IMPOSSIBLE for zerosetwt)🤕

[c l o s e t a b ?] ◀ ⇨ akgaepop.com

[minkkumaz]

omi. omi wtf. OMI WTFF THE 8TURN FICS U WROTE WERE ACTUALLY INSANE?? IVE NEVER FELT SO SWOONY OVER AN 8TURN FIC?? ur THEEE 8turn writer ever.

okay heres how it went, i read the seungheon one first, AND IT WAS SO?? CUTE?!!?? KWKDJJCJF mutual pinning is such a cute thing to write i absolutely adored it. then i like took a study break, let the seungheon delusions marinate in my head until i remembered you had a yungyu one…

UR MAKING HIM MY BIAD WRECKER. omi. OMIII i literally cant with the fic it was so perfect, i felt so so SOOO immersed, u always write in such an appealing way for readers to get hooked into the story fast! ><

reading that yungyu fic changed me, i feel like a brand new person. i LOVED LOVED LOOOVED the ending, it was just absolutely well made. I think i have a new thing for badboy goodgirl tropes.. Normally, the ones I read make the reader too stuttery and jumpy, but you captured the theme so well ^^

ahh i feel like rereading it as im writing this, all my compliments come straight from the heart i really realllly REALLY enjoyed the yungyu one!! (have to agree its one of the best u’ve ever written, IM DUCH A FANN.) When yungyu just whisked us away in a dance and just,, i seriously cant stop gushing abt it. its gonna be on my mind for weeks, the storyline was so cute 😭😭😭💔💔

SUPER HAPPY YOU RECOMMENDED THAT TO ME, like how was i living before that beautiful fic.. BADBOY TROPES>>

i was wondering if you’re gonna do anything similar to it someday? bonedo ver perhaps?! 👀👀 (reminds me of that heartbroken woonhak idea you told me abt ><)

-🍉 (seriously im abt to reread the yungyu fic im so happy rn.)

STOP IT EVERYTIME YOU POP (you might aswell be nayeon><) INTO MY INBOX I AM ALWAYS BLUSHING AND THROWING UP EVERYWHERE YOU ARE SO SWEET :'[ you genuinely make my day like i was having such a shit morning T_T

i'm happy you liked the seungheon one, i was hoping you would! i tried to make him very true to how people my age would act and how feelings are just super sucky and can be confusing :( i'm glad the point got across and it was fluffy enough for you :3

and aghh spreading the yungyu love makes me so happy! i love love loved writing that fic and i have a little confession.. i am going to write a part 2 because i lost a bet to jordan and she also loved it as much as i did hehe.

this bad boy persona i wrote for him was actually so attractive to me i was giggling after EVERY line. and the fact that he wasn't even that much of a bad boy and moreover a misunderstood boy :,)

seriously your feedback makes me so happy, and if you really like the trope that much ill see what i can do :) THERES A FIC I ALRESDY HAVE PLANNED THAT I COULD PROBABLY INCORPORATE THAT INTO IT SO.. IM GONNA COOK IT UP!!

love u my melon anon<3

[crypt1niite]

warning!! so many how to train your dragon: race to the edge spoilers below the cut!!!!!! ive rewatched it many times, and my musings often include talking about how things are foreshadowing to future events!! which means those future events will be spoiled alot!!!!

i decided to rewatch it, but write down my reactions and things i found interesting this time!!! this is episodes 1-5, and ill be posting these in installments of about the same size!!! unfortunately, that size turned out to be about 2k words long, which is alot!! this is the trimmed version, which clocks out at about 800!! ill add a link to the full version below!! it has more of my personal opinions + things i found interesting/cute!! but you can definitely get the general gist with this version!

link to the full 2k one with all my ramblings, insead!!

Ep 1

-dagur is genuinely spooky!!

-HIS GIGGLES!!!!

-hiccup and toothless r so cute, they have the best dynamic

-“i seriously need to get my own wings” adore the foreshadowing to the flightsuit!!!

-hiccup & stoic r so fun, hiccup is full of shit, he knows it, stoic definitely knows it

-snotlout is so sassy i love him

-with the power of hindsight?? johann is so shady??? his story doesn’t rlly hold up to scrutiny

-snotlout immediately yelling at fishlegs to grab his leg the moment he gets a grip on something??? i love how he shows he really cares thru his actions even tho hes a total dick all the time

-dagur genuinely knowing hiccup well, while being extremely unpredictable himself, nearly entirely so, is what makes him such a difficult foe and a genuinely intimidating villain at times

Ep 2

-fishlegs, abt to die “oohh!! cool metal!!!” ND KING.

-guys! dragon calls!; hence starts the stupidest fucking noises ive ever heard, JUST WHISTLE OR SOMETHING

-ruffnutt laughing when tuff passes out from the tranq dart is peak sibling

-"i cant say that to him!! hes the cheifs son!!" did gothi just cuss hiccup tf out?? also, hiccup, stop ignoring other ppls trauma and needs for your dragon hyperfixation, babe

-gobber implying he only has one leg bc him mother cut it off when he got a thorn in his foot??

-someone explain dragon biology, snow wraith walks on its wings like a quadraped, but its wings are placed on its back, not its shoulders, like the six-limbed dragons?? look at hookfang and toothless, hookfangs wings are at his shoulders because they are his front legs, toothless’s are at his back because they are an extra third pair of limbs, the snow wraiths is placed like toothless’s but functions like hookfangs???? i am aware i am looking too deeply into this but i cannot help but think

-gobber is not a licensed medical professional take this man away from the injured

-snowwraithsoundeffect.jpg

-gothi the mvp, look at that crazy old woman beat up a fucking dragon with her stick

-that one snotlout image that im always obsessing over happened!!!827.727,

Ep 3

-into the great beyond!

-deathsong song is /so/ pretty

-toothless fucking yanking hiccup only for hiccups leg to fall off will forever be hilarious

-deathsong continues to be the prettiest rtte dragon, butterfly lookin ass

-hookie and fangster???? So fuckin cute, snotlout

-the deathsongs hissing oh my gods it is so lovely

-thunderdrum purrs!!!!!

-hookfang holding snotlout, looking like an exasperated parent

-lowky hate how hiccup thinks he has the right to fuck things up like this, yeah the deathsong sucks for the smaller dragons but it needs to eat, he cant just- get rid of the ones he doesnt like???

-Hookfang smiliesss!!!

Ep 4

-Snotlout hearing ‘need weapons’, immediately doing that evil little grin of his, and fucking /diving/ for hiccups leg

-the the two of them fighting over said leg, only to be saved by astrid from the boars

-what colour r the twins eyes??? Rlly light brown????

-tuff being a theater kid & ruff being done with him

-no bc ruff eyes are blue /what colour r tuffnutts eyes???/

-grey?????

They sorta look grey

-theyre rlly pretty either way but like.. What colour,........

-toothless looking judgemental

-ok the eyes are like- very very light blue with brown chunks near the top

-tuff seems- genuinely really freaked out and no-one believes him and i lowkey feel bad

-astrid is such a fucking edgelord i love her

-look at these nerds with their arts and crafts

-ARE THE EYES GREEN????

Ep 5

-oh god its the thor bonecrusher episode

-no, tuffnutt i have not seen a honey-covered yak on an anthill

-oh gods why

-i love the twins just- randomly being /hella/ intelligent out of nowhere

-“she wants to paralyze you”

“aahh???”

“YES!!!!”

“check that, hypnotize, sorry, she wants to hypnotize you”

“ughhhh, come on”

-snotlout you are a treat

-snotlout is actually fucking staring in awe hes so fucking gay for fake-fishlegs

-I GUESS I CAN DEAL WITH ‘THORS’ BULLSHIT IN RETURN FOR SNOTLOUTS FUCKING FANBOYING HES SO CUTE!! LOOK AT HIM BOUNCING AROUND?!!??

-SIMPLE BLACKSMITH?? DONT DO GOBBER LIKE THAT??

-“was stoics axe” BITCH IF YOU DONT STF-

-snotlout he dissed ur dragon hes a dick i could treat u better baby give me a chanceeeeeee

-“what was snotlout thinking??”

“he wasn’t! he’s in lovee, he’d do anything for his big hunk of bone-crushing loovvveeee” (mockingly)

-gods i love astrid

-i-!??

-HOOKFANG TO THE RESCUE!!!!! :happy:

-poor stoic, rip his axe

-gobber, /why/

-snotlouts one-sided breakup, LMFAO, poor baby

[dwter]

NO BECAUSE UR RIGHT 😭😭 it's the same as when dream said multiple times he was gonna stream on his birthday but then after like a month long silence every mfer came out of the woodwork to stream train on his birthday and we barely heard him EVEN IN THE VCs. i love that dtkq pushes him to try new games sometimes, but it's so annoying when it becomes too hectic and dream never gets a chance to speak. he shines best in vcs that aren't overly loud and when ik it's gonna be a stream with multiple people or besides just george/sapnap, I resign myself to dream speaking like 6 times maximum, so yeah I definitely feel you. if dream was ever gonna play a story game I hope to god it's solo. his thought process is everything

U GET ME ANONNNNN dream birthday stream mentions STILL make my heart ache almost half a year later because holy shit why did everyone and their mom decide to stream that day BUT dream despite him sounding so excited to the days before and he was barely present in any of them and then he just faded entirely ….. 😭😭😭😭😭 most depressing day of my life im going tk be sick thinking about it again . and while i cant help but be thankful for the new games the feral boys force dream to play bc i fear we would get no dream content at all otherwise but yeah the vcs get so hectic and hes definitely a lot more softspoken in those kind of atmospheres (esp if its a game hes unfamiliar with/isnt rly into) (so basically anything that isnt mc with the expectations of gangbeats crab game and a lil bit of golf) and so while i like those streams, they offer so little to dream-centricals esp in comparison to like u said just dteam streams (although sometimes even they can also fall into the dream-three-sentence-and-giggle trap, comparing to solo stream esp) bc dream actually talks and is a main holder of the conversations whereas in other vcs/streams with multiple ppl he never feels like a full part of the conversation rather a small voice offering a few sentences of substance to the topic 😞😞😞 AND THE FUCKING STORY GAME POINT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GET ME SO COMPLETELY ive talked abt dream and story games so much but oh my fucking god hes so perfect for them i genuinely ADOREEEE his thought process it is gen one of my favourite things about him and ive talked about it so much but its seriously everything to me 😭💚🌟 and it just SHINES during story games and while i stopped yearn-posting for the dbh streams now, i think about them all the time and the way dream interacted with a game like that bc its just so captivating and interesting to watch and he just SUITS games like that for so many reasons that i feel like ive talked about a lot before. and him doing it solo ….. god is that a need A NEEDDDDD

[mariesocuniverse]

Relationships: Maknae line

MelKev

first knew him because of of kpop star when she was channel surfing and heard him audition

fell in love with his voice when she heard him sing but then again who didnt

the same thing happened to him and he thinks she sings like an angel

he heard her singing for the first time and was like “is this what heaven sounds like?”

hyped the fuck out of Half

they covered A Whole New World once and deobis called them a real life Disney prince and princess

piano teacher kevin vlive ft student melody

he taught her a song but not without them giggling abt random things in the comments or jokes they said to each other

she can always count on him to make her smile whenever she’s sad whether it be a dumb joke or just taking her out to take her mind off things

theres a cafe near their dorm jokingly dubbed “MelKev’s Cafe” bc of how much they go there together

seriously i think the baristas have their orders memorized by now

sometimes when they hang out they dont even speak they just vibe in silence drawing or making bracelets

NewMel

fashion buddies!

dyed her hair pink to match his

they go shopping together and try out clothing they pick out for each other

half of each other’s closets are things they bought for each other

“Chanhee which one of these should i get?” “the one on the left suits you better”

refuses to acknowledge he’s tall even though she’s smol

“melody i’m literally taller that you” “but are you tho?”

if changmin or juyeon aren’t available he goes to Melody for help dance help

constantly asks him to cook food for her even thought she’s fully capable of doing it

agrees bc he realized how skinny she was when they went shopping and found out her size

likes to randomly go up to him and hug him for the sole reason of wanting to hug him

he gets shy whenever he sings with her around bc she looks at him with so much admiration

deobis want to have a duet together but creker has yet to give it to them

the only crumbs they get is during vlives and the hum to parts of a song together

JiJi

JiJi bc minji and ji changmin

cant understand how someone as cute as him could like scary stuff like Annabelle

scared Melody to the point where she almost cried and never tried again because he felt bad

doesn’t stop them from scaring the others tho

chanhee still hasnt forgiven them for that one incident with the nun mask

always pokes his dimple when given the opportunity

always goes to him when she can’t get dance steps down

makes sure he eats and rest well because we all know he only eats because he has to to survive

“ji changmin i can and will drag you out of this room to the dorm if you don’t stop right now”

it has happened once in which she tried dragging him away and it ended up changmin picking her up and running to the dorm laughing

her plan worked but at what cost

his sister practically adopted her into the family so he jokingly calls her ji minji (aka the ji siblings by deobis)

HakMel

goes >:( when melody doesn’t eat well or just picks at her food

whenever he finds somewhere new to eat he makes sure to bring leftovers for here

“oh haknyeon what is-” “nope these are all for melody”

one time he snuck a burger for her to eat when she was supposed to be on a diet when she was a trainee

the supervisor never caught them

cheered for haknyeon during pd101 and visited the set during breaks

he was pretty sure several of them tried to flirt with her but managed to direct her attention away from them

helps him when he falls behind in things

makes sure he wont get ignored when he needs help and everyone else is busy or when he doesnt get enough screentime

personal hypewoman pt 2

proudly walked around stage with a haknyeon slogan she got from a fan during a concert

one time during a fansign she pretended to be a fan and pretended to faint bc of haknyeon

HakMel shippers won that day

tried to teach her how to bboy one day and failed miserably

trot duets

likes to hold hands bc he doesnt want her to be lost and separated from each other

SunMel

melody’s babie pt 1

pretends to hate her affection sometimes but she can tell he likes it

gave him a back hug during a video and its always the first clip in every SunMel video

visited the set of high school rapper during his audition and was sad when he got eliminated

the other contestants kept staring at him off camera so he tried his best to his best to hide her

“oh isn’t that mark from-” “HEY NOONA LOOK AT THAT”

she still got to meet mark much to sunwoo’s disappointment and got his number

type of brother who is protective but also wonders when she’ll get a bf

teases her abt how she’s still single

but all glares at every guy that looks her way

helps his rap making when he has writers block and needs more inspiration

one time she felt asleep in the studio while she was with him so he just put his sweater on her and moved her to the couch while he worked

makes fun of her when she tries to rap

“noona there’s a reason why you’re not a rapper” “YAH KIM SUNWOO”

MelRic

Melody’s babie pt 2

takes advantage of the fact he’s the group’s maknae

she could get mad or annoyed at him but the minute he looks at her with those puppy dog eyes she caves

one of the first people to get close to her because of his extroversion

literally walked up to her and introduced himself and she was like “i will protect this boi with my whole being”

“noona thats not a lot of being tho” “ERIC ISTG”

theyre just a pair of energetic puppies when they hang out together

eric gives her energy and then she gets hyper and then they turn into a chaotic pair

sometimes during breaks between dance practice he drags her to the middle to dance to some random kpop song

mostly consisting on got7 and shinee

he doesnt if melody seems really tired

eric had a tinie crush on her when they were trainees but faded after like a month

now he’s just the annoying little brother that wants all her love and attention at all times

MelJoon

melody’s babie pt 3

also takes advantage that he’s younger but not as much as eric does

said he looked like a cat upon first meeting

makes sure he takes good care of himself and eat well and have plently of rest

she has a cat plushie she named after him

also fashion buddies

bought her a bracelet as a birthday present and she never takes it off

treats him to coffee or lunch frequent

had baragi as a ringtone for the longest time

she’s basically like a proud parent with the whole “you’re doing great sweetie” thing

her voice got heard in the background of one of his insta lives and deobis lost their shit

always calls her when things get stressful and he needs someone to talk to abt it

no matter what time he’ll call she’ll always answer him no matter what

[peanut-butter-parkerxx]

non-navigational maps

y/n's new to the giant busy crowds of new york so she wanted to ask someone for help

pairing: peter x fem!reader

status: strangerz

Warning: shy reader (idk if this is a warning but just in case)

y/n's POV

new york sure is loud, like really really loud. but thankfully i found a park or something so i can relax a bit and really look at my map. i couldnt understand a thing. seriously how do people use a thousand subways just to get to one place?

after a few minutes i gave up and tried to ask someone for help which isn't very fun for me considering i barely talk to strangers...too shy for all of that but my familly will murder me if i wasnt home by 6 and most importantly im STARVING. hmm lets see, a mom and her toddler? nah shes probably busy as it is trying to stop her little boys tantrum, the old man in the bench infront of me? yeah why not- nope his ice cream just spilled on his shirt poor thing. i wanted to help him out but someone already did, a boy i think wait no he looks older maybe my age?  i dont know, i can only see his back, his hair looked cute though soft, brown, light, did I mention soft?- ok y/n stop it.

"Damn it!" The old man cursed "should've gon for the vanilla" he shook his head, I laughed his comment, he 'should've' gotten vanilla coz his t-shirt was white and it wouldn't stain that much *laughing* ugh so wholesome

I heard another voice, a much younger voice. I looked up from my god damn map to meet the back of the boy who's helping the guy out, laughing at what he said. His laugh is cute too

"But chocolate tastes better sir, I think you made a great choice" he wiped the excess now I know chocolate ice cream off the old mans shirt

"I always make the right choices kid, the names Stan" the once grumbled old man, smiled just from an act of kindness by a boy my age, he held his hand for him to shake

"Peter, Peter Parker sir" he shook his hand and smiled he said something to Stan which made him laugh. I giggled from their interaction just happy from what I've witnessed. for some reason I find guys my age helping others attractive it really shows me how good of a person this guy is, it makes me feel like not all boys my age are bad, I don't know hopefully I'll see him soon

*A/N: YES IM PUTTING A STAN LEE CAMEO IN HERE, if you didn't ask...The old guy I'm talking abt is Stan lee ;)*

After looking at my map a billion more times to try and not talk to people I gave up again and kept looking around, since there wasn't anyone else in this side of the park I decided to walk, if I'm staying for a while might as well get some exercise am I right?

I walked for a few minutes until I found a group of benches again so I looked for someone unoccupied, not sketchy, and hopefully is in a good mood, till i found a beautiful woman probably in her 40s or something ( but she looked amazing though)

she seemed nice as well, she just had that vibe to her so i decided to ask her, yayy can you feel the sarcasm?? I'm TERRIFIED

she was sitting on the bench, lifting her glasses every once in a while to read the book she had in her hand. i slowly walked up to her, nervous. what should i tell her? that im new to the area and if i couldnt find a Mcdonalds soon ill turn into the next hulk? the nerves seemend to fade away once we we locked eyes, she had brown welcoming eyes, a smile ill probably never forget plastered on her face.

"hello sweetie, what can i do for you?" her voice was like honey sweet, and calming as well.

"oh uhm sorry to bother you but i- i am kinda lost and i-i cant find a burger place kind near the are-" i was a stuttering mess! But thankfully i got interrupted from humiliating myself...by the- who is this guy? Oh wait! That's the guy that helped the old man! Peter? Yeah Peter, Peter Parker

"sorry i took a while aunt may, theres this old guy named stan, he spilled his ice cream all over his shirt so i decided to help him and i bought him a new one! should we go..." the boy trailed off, he looked cute not gonna lie, he had the same features as the woman infront of me, brown eyes, soft brown hair, and a kind spirit definitely. "s-sorry was i interrupting something?" he rubbed the back of his neck embarrassed

"no its okay peter, this lovely lady right here is just lost would you be a doll and help her? im bad at maps as it is" she laughed pointing at me. the second he looked at me blood rushed to my cheeks, he really was cute. i gave him a small wave and a barely audible 'hi' but luckily he picked it up and replied with a 'hey'

"i-im"

"Peter, yeah I know. Kinda heard saw helping the guy out. That's really sweet of you...what you did" I blushed "a-a-anyways I'm y/n" I wiped my clammy hands on my jeans to take the sweat off quickly before he shook them.

"Uh nice to meet you too?" he fiddled with his hands his smile growing bigger with every second he looked at me "y-you needed help?" He asked blushing and also eyeing may like he's frustrated from her or something, I laughed at his face and opened the map in my hands

"Uhm, well i-I'm supposed to go to the 21st street 3rd Avenue or somethig by 6 coz my parents will kill me if I was late since were new here, but I think there's enough time to go find some burger place or something since I'm starving and there should be a Macdonalds around the corner right? Oh my god I'm so sorry I'm rambling...I do that a lot when I'm frustrated.....and hungry haha" I nervously laughed mentally kicking myself for being such an idiot to a boy I potentially liked

"Oh no no, I don't mind. So uh you live in queens?" He started off smiling a bit, I was scared for a second since i didn't tell him about that part how would he know that?

"Oh uhm, I'm from queens and the 21st street 3rd Avenue is in queens" he probably got nervous since he saw my slightly frightened face, but it softened once I knew that he wasn't a creepy stalker or some shit

"Y-yeah yeah queens, sorry" why the the fuck am I apologizing?

"No it's fine, you don't need to worry. You probably couldn't find the 21st because you held the map upside down?" he chuckled flipping the map and I just died in embarrassment like can the floor eat me or something?

"I'm such an idiot oh my god" I face palmed and laughed a little the world has something against me I am sure of it

"No you're not, you're new to the busy subways and noisy streets it's fine" he assured me and continued on chuckling, can this day get any worse? "well ironically there isn't a burger place near this area" well great "but t-theres this deli sandwich shop that I always g-go to, uhm I don't know if you'd like that but it's uh really good" he squeaked red swarming to his cheeks and the tip of his ears

"He can show you, if you want? Since you're new and everything he'll be happy to help" the woman buts in smirking, turns out she's been listening to our conversation than reading her book. She sent Peter a wink and packed her stuff

"But what about the library may, you said you wante-"

"It's ok Peter, just come home before 7 and be safe!" She patted his shoulder and gave me a smile. It all happened so fast but I smiled back. Guess I'm gonna go eat with a handsome stranger?

"Well uhm sorry about my aunt" he cleared his throat "wanna g-go grab a sandwich? It's like 10 minutes away and uh we have like" he checked his watch " 3 hours before it turns 6 so plenty of time..." he trailed off, I could either decline and not explore with a cute boy and get lost again? Or risk it and potentially get kidnapped....yeah the answer is pretty obvious

"..uhm yeah sure, let's go" I ushered him taking the map and stuffing it in my bag "well, after you"

I'm thinking of doing a part 2 idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

Have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!

-quacksonlover

[diamondcamefromhell]

Hunt

Jaskier x Witcher!Reader

Summary: This was a request from @oldfashionedvillain-x :  I was thinking Where the reader is a female witcher and has been travelling with Geralt for a while and when they meet Jaskier he is determined to get her attention because she isnt like other girls and after a rivalry eventually he gets close to her

Warnings: Swearing

Word count: 1, 649

A/N: tHank you Ash for requesting such a good idea! it was really fun to write, esp perpective being from a witcher, and jaskier just trying to please her and what not ahhh thank you! i truly hope you like it <3 i know its a bit all over the place, so sorry abt thatt

Traveling with Geralt was as fun as traveling with a Witcher gets – not fun. But being a Witcher myself, I tolerated his company just enough. But then he went for some ale because he wanted to drink alone, well. He came back. Not alone.

Jaskier was fascinated that I was a woman and a witcher. It took him mere minutes to compose a song about me, where he clearly tried to impress me, putting as many compliments as one could possibly fit in one ballad. I chose to ignore him, glaring at Geralt, who also seemed to be annoyed at the bard.

I jumped on my horse, Night, as Geralt sat on Roach. I saw Jaskier look from horse to horse, and before he could even mutter anything, I ushered my animal to move. Geralt followed, and the bard was left to tag along of foot. Which he did. Sadly.

His mind must be working overtime, as he was chatting non-stop. I wasn’t really paying attention, but did notice that Geralt and I both were riding slower, so the bard could keep up. His mouth was working at superspeed, as he now picked up his lute and began singing, trailing behind us a little bit.

“Seriously, Geralt?” I hiss at my companion, who gives me a stare. “Don’t give me that look, you brought him along.”

“I think he stayed for you.” Geralt mutters, as I roll my eyes. Jaskier seems oblivious to our conversation, so I continue.

“Do you plan on protecting him? Because I’m not helping you with that.” I grunt, as my horse neighs. I pet the nuzzle, knowing he must be frustrated having to walk so slowly.

“Leaving him now would be the death of him.” Geralt responds, and I see him glance at the bard, who still is enjoying himself.

“I know, but until we reach another town, at this paste, it will take us days.” I respond, stopping my horse. Jaskier nearly walks to it’s arse, as I break a smile. “C’mon. At least this will stop you from playing that damn thing.”

“Y/N, are you offering me a ride?” He asks as I roll my eyes, petting Night, who is anxious to run a little.

“Climb up and shut up.” I grunt as Geralt stops Roach just a little ahead of us. The bard takes his time climbing Night, but eventually he manages, his hands wrapping around my waist. “Watch the hands.”

“If I don’t hold on, I will fall.” I grit my teeth, ushering the horse to a sprint, overtaking smirking Geralt.

“See if I care.” I finally respond, as the wind plays with my hair, calming me down.

We travel for a couple of days, I allow Jaskier to ride with me, mostly because I am anxious to dump him in the next town. He tried to chat me up, but if he does it too much, I make him walk. He now learnt, not about being quiet, no, but about not talking to me. Directly.

That, of course, only matters until we set camp. Then every evening he doesn’t shut up, trying to get anything he can out of me. He shows such pure interest, sometimes I am painfully reminded I was an experiment. And that’s why I am interesting. I know Jaskier doesn’t mean any harm, but I wish he would shut up.

We were at a tavern now, as he was performing. Geralt and I were drinking ale, silently. I wondered if we will ever be able to get rid of the bard, as he seemed so eager to tag along. I chug last bit of the drink, looking at Geralt, who’s yellow eyes land on mine.

“We’re stuck with him.” I point out the obvious, and Geralt offers a hmm to me. “Great, you have good ideas about how to unstuck him from us.”

“He’s interested in you.” I squint at the Witcher, hu shrugs. “He needs to see how not interesting you are, maybe then…”

“Thanks.” I cut him off, as smile enters his face.

“Usually women don’t complain about attention.” I lean back, crossing my arms.

“Usually those women aren’t witchers, Geralt.” I point out as his face grows ever so sour. I know it’s impossible to, but he seems to sometimes forget I am like him. An experiment. Tossed into the world to kill monsters, protecting most men.

Those very same men who hate us. I was surprised when this tavern allowed two witchers in. Of course, some patrons were shooting angry glares our way and there were whispers. But those followed us wherever we went.

Our kind was a rare occurrence, as our numbers were decreasing. Two witchers at the same time was even rarer sight, as for the most part, we preferred to be alone. And on top of all of that, add the fact that I am a woman.

Not many men would ask a woman for help, witcher or not. So tagging along with Geralt was pretty much my only way of making coin. He would get us jobs, I’d assist, we split the payment.

I am startled when Jaskier plops down next to me. He is blabbering about something, but I completely ignore that, sliding away from him, edging my seat.

“Don’t worry Y/N, I don’t bite.” He says, noticing my movement. I glare at him.

“You couldn’t bite me if you tried.” I hiss at him, as he lets out a giggle. The bard doesn’t seem to be phased by my aggression.

“Don’t challenge me.” He winks at me as I turn away, giving Geralt a glare yet again.

To my surprise and the fellow Witchers great amusement, Jaskier pretends to nib at me, biting the air near my shoulder. I lean away from him, stopping his face with my hand.

“Stop.” I say, not being able to withhold a smile. Dammit. Jaskier notices that, grinning.

“Don’t play all though on me.” He says, winking yet again, before springing to his feet. It takes me a moment to realize he went to get more beer.

“He’s an interesting thing.” Geralt points out as we both follow him with our eyes.

“Indeed.” I agree.

Needless to say, Jaskier didn’t stay put. He tagged along with us, until we couldn’t really imagine traveling without him. His constant blabber was still annoying, but soothing. His music also became more pleasant, even if we were test listeners to all his songs. Some of which weren’t that good at all.

Him tagging along became a norm, even if we would leave him, Night and Roach as we fought the monsters, later having to give him all the details, so he could write a ballad and sing it. I began warming up to him, not ever letting him know that, of course.

We were sitting in a warmed up room, Geralt taking a bath. Jaskier for once wasn’t fiddling with his lute, and it was silent, as I was cleaning both of my swords. I notice him staring at me, so I lift my gaze and face him.

“How did you and Geralt meet?” he asks, out of the blue.

“Some locals, they needed help. I guess the news reached me and Geralt, so we ended up arriving at the same time. The monster were a couple kikamoras, as the townsfolks were afraid of leaving their homes.” I shrug. “We took care of it. Then, I don’t know. I kind of tagged along.”

“Like me.” I glare at the bard, who smiles, not phased.

“At least I was useful to him.” I sigh, looking away. “And we got used to each other. Both beings of the same nature, we didn’t need to talk to get how the other may be feeling.”

“But witchers don’t have feelings.” Jaskier says sarcastically and I offer him a sad smile.

“We are also monstrosities, brutal killers.” I close my eyes for a moment. “Horrible, horrible creatures.”

“I never believed that.” I look at him as he crosses his arms. “And I don’t think you don’t have feelings. You just don’t show them.”

“In their eyes it’s the same thing.” I point out, but he giggles.

“But its not, is it?” I nod, agreeing.

“It’s not.” Jaskier gives me a kind smile, going from the other bed to sit next to me, I don’t move away. “You’re an interesting thing.”

“How come?” He asks as I shrug, falling backwards on the bed.

“People avoid Witcher. You stuck with two.” I finally say, after Jaskier continues to stare at me. He laughs, falling on the bed too.

“You both allowed me to stay. You protected me.” I cant disagree, so I remain silent. After a short while, bard continues. “I want the world to see that you aren’t that bad at all. Probably way kinder and better than any man.”

I turn my head to stare at him for a little bit. He is trying to change the way world works, one song at a time. I didnt have a heart to tell him it won’t work, or maybe part of me also hoped it would work. What if the world actually changed?

For weeks to come, slowly but surely, Jaskier and I had more insightful conversations. As Geralt would bathe or do whatever Geralt does, we would sit and chat, and it didn’t take me long to realize I actually enjoy his company. 

When he wasn’t trying to flirt or write a song, or any other way be Jaskier-annoying, he was a great listener and advice giver. 

As someone with not too many life experiences himself, I noticed not only does he learn from everyone else, he does it swiftly. That’s why he is such a good story teller and writer, he can put himself in other shoes so easily.

He kept telling me I am not like other girls, and I began to wonder, does he even know he’s not like other guys? 

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TW: Angst, 3 AM thoughts LMAO, breakups, mentions of an Ouija board (tho not actually used cause I'm to scared to use it), heart broken pretty boys, idk what else to put-

Ok so I was up at like 3:33 AM bc I was considering on playing with an Ouija board cuz yk I wanted to summon Freddie Mercury and have a singing battle with him. And then I realized that i needed another person to be able to play so I went back to bed. bUT THEN THOTS WERE BEING THUNK.

So I started thinking of like the introverted and respectful boys of hq (more specifically Sakusa, Akaashi and Tsukishima, maybe even Kageyama?? Lol idk anymore). And so imagine that you are dating one of these boys. These boys particularly stand out to me bc even tho they are shy, they aren't particularly social and they aren't really good at vocalizing their feelings, they are extremely good emotional readers. They can notice when something is off about a person, but they won't really say something about it. With that being said, if you ever try to prank them it really won't work cuz: 1. You won't really get a reaction out of them and 2. They will realize the prank before you even get a chance to make it happen. So in hopes that you can actually get a reaction out of them, you decide to do a breakup prank. I mean, its a simple harmless prank right? You were just gonna tell them as a joke that you wanted to breakup with him, get a reaction from your bf, tell them it was a prank, and just get a good laugh after it. But the thing is, the simple prank turned into something so real. You decided you would do it while walking home from school with them. Out of nowhere you just said to them "I think we should breakup, this isn't working" all while trying to contain your laughter at their faces of shock. You were about to explain that it was a prank, but you were quickly cut off by your bf telling you that "You know I was actually thinking the same thing Y/N, I think it's best that we breakup." You quickly turned to face him to see if they were joking, but when you saw their eyes, the only thing you could see was seriousness and uninterest. You tried telling him that it was just a prank! But the dead serious look in his face told you that what he said was for real and well, yeah. You guys ended up breaking up that night, and while the guys were at their houses thinking that their decision was best for both of you, you were literally crying non-stop regretting everything and questioning yourself over what you might have done for your bf to loose interest in you. Months later after the breakup, you got over them and you were living your best life. Meanwhile, the boys after some self reflection, they realized that all that time they were actually in love with you, but they were scared over the feeling of love. They never actually wanted to breakup, but the new feelings they had back then scared them. And instead of bracing you as they should have, they pushed you away. And now all they can do is stare from a far see you happy as ever hugging your new lover, wondering if they could just travel to the past and tell you how much they love you. But sadly, that will never happen, bc now you were in between the arms of another man. To be more exact, you were currently hugging, kissing and giggling their best friend(oH hOw tHe tAbLeS hAvE tUrnEd) (also LOL for example, you were with tsukki so now you are with yamaguchi, you were with sakusa so now you're with komori, you were with akaashi so now you're with bokuto and you were with Kageyama so now you're with hinata LMAOOO).

OMG SORRY FOR SENDING ANGST LMFAO 😭 BUT THIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I CANT GET IT OUT- ANYWAYS HAVE A GOOD DAY CUBE-CHAN!

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wait you need two ppl to play on an ouija board? hm, i had no idea..also a singing battle with freddie mercury ?? lemme join ✋😳 ik i said i can’t sing and i’m not exactly a queen stan BUT aggressively singing bohemian rhapsody at a demon in your loft like it’s a spirit repellent chant sounds like a vibe :))

also omg :o I LOVE IT 😭 maybe i am on an angst high but i just- yes. i adore everything abt this. it appeals to all of my taste buds: ‘harmless’ jokes/teasing/pranks gone extremely wrong, pining exes and the trope of breaking up with someone and dating their best friend 🤠👍 

you’re a genius, 🍦anon- ALSO YOU’VE GIVEN ME THE IDEA TO WRITE SOME OUIJA BOARD SCENARIOS WITH SOME OF THE HQ CHARACTERS ( •̀ ω •́ )✧   THANK YOU !!! also, in the words of that one girl who did a mukbang in her car, [you] have the the mind of a mastermind :o so pls don’t apologise for the angst, it was like a cleanse (★‿★)  i hope you have a good day too!!