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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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the way people care more about jason fighting tim than like any other rogue fighting tim during his robin run is...!
"they're brothers! jason is so horrible to attack his little brother."
aside from the obvious twinkification of tim, stop pushing the family narrative on two people who did not see each other as siblings at that moment.
#and also stop seeing tim as a 5 year old#jason fought him to prove a point#sometimes i wish he really did some serious damage to tim just so you guys would have something reasonable to complain about#gosh a 16-17yr old crime fighter who fights people like bane for a living definitely has trauma from a guy two years older than him#fighting him#yes jason todd the kid who was murdered for being robin would definitely go out and kill the next kid who is robin#because yessss his whole point is that he's jealous of the next robin and therefore needs to harm him worse than the joker harmed jason#like please i'm so tired of this discourse#why the fuck would jason- the child murder victim who died as robin and bc of batman taking on a child soldier- want to kill the next robin#you'd think the narrative that jason tried to kill tim would only be in like some fics#but nope! it's in every goddamn batfam fic i've ever read to this day#not even exaggerating#anti tim drake#anti batfam#jason todd#red hood#batman#dc
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#OBVIOUSLY a more snootiferous angle under the cut are you KIDDING#this thing's name is a lot of fun to say‚ i think. i always roll the R super hard. barrrrrraskewdaaaa!!!#barraskewda#just for fun. just for a little silly haha. i don't think i've ever said it out loud‚ though‚ but i think that's the case for most folks#just. always Reading pokémon's names and never hearing them said or saying them out loud. y'know#and that's how you get silly pronunciations like how when i was a kid#i saw goodra not as “goo dra” but as “good ra” and pronounced it as such#and magearna not as “ma gear na” but as “mage arna” and pronounced it as such#apparently i'm the only one on the planet who does this? because every time i do everyone is quick to correct me#ahh well
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gp nurses when you ask them to administer a medication that is not an immediately recognizable common household drug
#:)#not even kidding the gp nurse was like 'i've never heard of this drug so i need to do more research to feel confident administering it'#and then did not call back for two days#mind you this is literally just a hormone injection in a syringe and the only fancy thing is you need to take a blood pressure reading firs#like full offense but i think blood pressure readings and subcutaneous tummy injections are like. bare minimum gp nurse skills#and this isn't even a rare drug something like three quarters of kidney disease patients end up needing it#like are they genuinely saying in the however many years these nurses have been there none of them ever encountered renal anemia#it's so silly because my letter from the nephrologist comes with exact instructions on how to administer and dispose of the drug anyway#anyway. now i gotta go struggle to call the gp AGAIN and hope someone can give me an appointment -_-
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even though the dream has faded, it's still nice to look back at it, isn't it?
I have a lot of feelings thinking about the ending of FFX still. The way Yuna whispered "or of the dreams that faded" during her speech. And then the immediate flashback to Tidus and her at Lake Macalania. God. Ow. Fuck.
Since I was working on a FFX project already, I plucked these frames I really liked and put them as their own separate art piece. I really liked how the colours turned out here, but also the tone covers all the crosshatching I did so I'm going to put it without the blues under the cut:
#Final Fantasy X#FFX#FFX Yuna#FFX Tidus#illustration#digital art#artists on tumblr#fan art#hazelnootart#id in alt#okay i think i'm fine with revealing the thing that i hinted way back with the other FFX post i made#i'm doing an animatic of this funny little game that's captured my heart since i was kid who was barely double digits in age#the only ever final fantasy game i've ever played but its the best to ME#and if you guys are sharp enough you can probably glean which song i'm using for it#still working on it! but i expect it to come out on the anniversary of the game (since i gave myself from that date in 2024 until 2025)#so a year to work on it basically haha!#if you've read this far thank you! i hope you're excited for it like i am (because my HANDS HURT TOO MUCH DOING CROSSHATCHING)
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Kusakabe, dear, you're too beautiful to be saying that kind of stuff
#jjk spoilers#All the prettiest characters were brought back from apparent death#Nobara was okay and it's true that when I read the lawyer's and Kusakabe's fights against Sukuna I thought it was being kept vague#but to pull a Nobara with all of them... idk#No one stays dead here except for the people who actually care for the kids and by that I mean 'including Yuuji'#kinda lowkey bitter about it#Don't get me wrong I like the characters and also they're super pretty but idk It makes death feel cheap? And the high stakes kinda fake?#Choso Gojo and Nanami actual only characters who died apparently#Well. Poor Itadori#And Kusukabe goes and runs his mouth that way in front of the kid. He is not entirely wrong but also he very much is#And yes he also says 'don't worry it's not for you to feel guilty over anything you're just kids' but also he did very much say that thing#about it all being Gojo's fault for not killing Itadori. In front of Itadori who feels guilty for that precisely#and in front of Megumi who asked Gojo to spare him and also went through the experience of Sukuna using his body as well#So Kusukabe's reassurance about them just being kids and not to feel guilty falls a bit empty#It does feel in character but man it truly makes one appreciate the way Gojo and Nanami dealt with the kids a lot more haha#Ui Ui seems like a dear#Anyway... this chapter felt a bit lame for the most part for me? I like the idea of the characters discussing the could have/would have#and feeling guilt and helplessness over their choices but the way it was done felt a bit lame and without any real emotional punch#It felt more like an explanation to the reader in an awkward way. And there's a lot of empty chat about guilt and grief#without any of the characters really giving off a grieving air about everything and everyone they've lost#And this is precisely what I felt was going to happen with this manga's writing haha#I truly don't understand this kind of writing choices. Contrary to some other shonen writers this author did seem to have the potential#to write this kind of thing well besides the worldbuilding and powers and fight stuff. It's truly a pity. It so breaks my heart#And still this is considered one of the good shonens. Well. WELL haha#I do think shonen can be good! I just think it falls almost always even when there's potential into bery shallow writing#I don't know. Maybe I should read that one Alchemist manga#I've been repeatedly told that one's good and it does seem like it doesn't do... this. But I find the art style so not to my linking#I wish I had never gotten into JJK for real for real. I absolutely adore it. I always end up frustrated. It could be so good. Genuinely good#And yet it's just okay in a sort of forgettable way. What a pity#Everything good ever is present but it never dares do anything to fully explore what it sets. It just does the typical shonen stuff
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it baffles me how much the civil war could have been resolved if tony were a little more honest and steve a little more trusting...
it's been revealed in the What If: Civil War comic that the tiniest instance of Tony telling the truth to Steve during their meetup would have been the ripple that would cascade monumentally and would've been tantamount to Steve trusting Tony.
and it's so surreal to me (and at the same time makes absolutely perfect sense) that what Tony was being honest to Cap about was the fact that he (Tony) had uncertainties about the Registration Act and needed Steve's help to make sure that he was on the right track. Tony had put on the effort to ask Steve for help.
i think it deserves to be given emphasis: Tony Stark asking for guidance? Tony Stark unsure of a decision he's already made?
this is where it all comes together. up until then, Steve was performing and fighting under the assumption that Tony was stone-cold confident and certain that the Registration Act should be pushed through. Steve knows how Tony is once he's already made a decision: it's nearly impossible for him to change his mind.
in fact, Steve mentions this during their secret meetup before the final battle happened:
Steve's anger comes from the fact that Tony won't ever change his mind about it, and there's no other way this could be fixed other than oppose Tony. to Steve, there's only one correct or wrong way to do this, and as far as he knows, the Registration Act strips them from their freedom by a singular entity which is fatally wrong.
but Tony is acting on the motivation that even though he knows there is a wrong on the Registration Act, the alternative solution to it is just the worse. Tony is a pragmatic person, but he's also smart. the wise way to do this was to work on the inside.
it's hard for Steve to realize this himself, so Tony knows that he needs to convince Steve to do it so that there would be no bloodshed.
it's been shown in Civil War: Iron Man that Tony had reservations about the Registration Act from the start. he doesn't know if he should be doing what he's doing and this uncertainty is eating him inside out.
if Tony had told Steve about this, if he had shown Steve that he wasn't nearly sure about this like he was with his past decisions, they could have worked things out.
but they didn't.
because, let's face it, Tony Stark is rarely honest. Tony has a lot of insecurities, and him being honest requires a huge level of trust and bond from the guy.
Steve would have been the perfect man for that description; he and Tony have been friends for quite a long time and they literally went through thick and thin with each other.
if Steve had trusted Tony a bit more, he wouldn't have betrayed Tony's trust to him and they might have took time to talk things through. if Steve hadn't been blinded by his anger and took a minute and put himself in Tony's shoes and understood things from Tony's perspective, he wouldn't have to be so distrustful to Tony.
it's so damn painful to think about how small instances like this could've been the key to a world with no civil war. they could have worked everything out!!! but it takes two to tango, and if either one of them was willing to meet things halfway, they could've avoided things spiraling downhill to a worse downhill.
like cmon, don't ever talk to me . the look tony gives cap and cap gives to tony is just . so painful i literally have no words. i'm grieving so hard on this two yall need to understand .
#i have been suffering#ever since i read this#and it's only now i've been able to articulate#like are u KIDDING me#ohmygod is civil war even real#the amount of layers in their dynamic#i could GO ON#i will never stop talking i think#stony#stevetony#civil war#marvel#marvel comics#avengers#marvel 616#tony stark#steve rogers#iron man#captain america
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pop stars aren't born in the 70s anymore like they used to be. These days they're born in a year uncomfortably close to my own which makes me clutch my chest and cry out
#music#musicians#Nia Archives was on radio the other day going 'my album's the first jungle album to be nominated for the Mercury Prize in over 25 years#that's such an honour! The last one was Roni Size and I wasn't even born then' --hang on a minute#that album was like. 1997. 'I wasn't even born yet'?#Folks she is a year older than me 😭(❤️ but also personally 😒)#Cat Burns' Mercury shortlisted album is called 'early twenties'. It is a term I am told I can no longer use for myself.#She says 'the album was a 4-year long process. I started writing it when I was 20.' Cat Burns is my age.#CMAT. Dublin's 'global superstar'. 1997. Literally she's such a classic popstar/country star I'd have expected to read like '1987' or somet#not in terms of saying she's old or anything; just that that seems appropriate for someone who's in control of their career#CMAT is like 2 years older than I am. It's so wild to me#especially this time! There have been a lot of debut albums you see#and I'm really proud of all these--I suppose at my age I'm allowed to say--kids; my peers? But it's also so strange to see#My peers are at the Mercuries. Declan McKenna is like a year older than me#That has been in my head ever since Brazil came out. He was 15. I was 14.#sigh it's a long road to either acceptance or such radical change that I 'catch up' with everyone; whatever that means#yes I'm well aware that comparison isn't a thing to do. I know it's not productive.#I try not to let it get me anxious; afterall what do I do about it?#It's not like I've got the ball rolling on anything significant to speak of. I'm just at ordinary work#idk also the industry I work in doesn't exist anymore hahahaaaa so yeah. No career. Only far away admirations! :)#We will have no infrastructure and we will be happy.#Don't read all this; just laugh at the meme about age and move on#growing up
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Is it bad that I don’t want to give birth? Like, I told some of my friends and family that I don’t want to give birth and they told me that I’d change my mind and I told them I wouldn’t and they get mad at me. I told them that I’d adopt kids instead to give them a home and living family but they say that doesn’t matter and count because they won’t be biological.
That's not bad at all!! I know a lot of people that feel the same way. Hell, I feel the same way. I don't want to give birth and I'm very against having children. I've known that pretty much my whole life since I was old enough to conceptualize children and parenthood (very young as a woman growing up in America), and I was always told I'd change my mind someday.
Well, it's been about 20 years and I haven't changed my mind at all. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. The constant societal pressure that every generation has gone through of "you have to have children otherwise your life is meaningless" has very much been challenged as of late with plenty of people realizing your life doesn't end as soon as you're old enough to have children. A lot of those people pushing that narrative shouldn't have had kids in the first place. The world would probably be a lot better off if people that didn't want kids but were pressured into it by society just hadn't given into that pressure.
There's plenty of neglected, abandoned children, and children in foster care that deserve love and support. So yeah, if you don't want to give birth, then there's nothing to feel bad about. You've made that decision and anyone that tries to tell you otherwise is only recycling the same societal pressures that probably made them have children they didn't want.
And if anyone says adopted or fostered children don't count, then kindly say fuck them and don't speak to them again. Same with people that say IVF or children born of surrogates. Just because you didn't give birth to your child no matter the reason, that doesn't make them "not your child." Hell I know there's people out there that say C-sections aren't "giving birth" because it wasn't natural.
Yeah, fuck those people and do what you want. It's your body, it's your life and they can either get over it or get out of your life 🤷
#pregnancy is horrifying some of the things that can happen#I've read through that list that person made on TikTok#the fact that no one talks about the horrors of pregnancy and birth is very telling#your life isn't any less meaningful if you choose not to have children or if you choose to have them by other means#be it adoption or fostering or IVF or surrogacy#kindly tell your family to accept you as you are#or tell them to fuck off and live your life in peace how you want to live it#they can support you or they can kindly leave you alone#that's what families are supposed to do#families that don't support their kids are the ones that shouldn't have had them in the first place#I'm sorry but it's true#they probably regret having kids so they're trying to force everyone else into it because they suffered so it's only fair you suffer to#getting preachy again dear Lord#let me calm down#anyway do what you want that's what i'm trying to say#there's nothing wrong with it#I don't ever plan on having children at all#because I hate children#they're nice from a distance but do not bring them close to me#always been like that#it's never changed#answered#queue 06
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oh yeah. the reason why i decided to reread tbhk (and thus it was able to hit me like a truck this time around) was actually not bc of mitsukou going canon but actually bc i maybe accidentally started a tbhk book club w my kids at work and wanted to check the contents of it justttt in case before i put the books in their hands
#tl;dr i have this one 4th grade boy who's a total weeb and knows that i'm the only one in this town who's more into japanese media than him#so he pesters me abt it every time he sees me. and the thing abt this kid is that he gets bored easily and if he does he turns into a#complete menace. now a couple weeks ago. he shows up at the program w one piece volume one and spends the entire time he's there peacefully#reading and not causing any problems on purpose. my coworker owen (the one who climbed onto the roof) and i were shocked and in awe of how#peaceful he was being and came to the conclusion that he NEEDS to have a manga volume in his hands at all times. few minutes later.#he finishes reading and isn't bored yet so he decides to go talk to me abt manga. specifically he starts pestering me abt what shonen i've#read despite the fact that i am a shoujo reader and told him that. but he knows i've read kuroshitsuji bc he previously asked me abt what#the worst anime i've ever watched is and i will never not take an excuse to drag the adaptation. and he figures that if i've read kuro i've#probably read more. and so i mention tbhk and he asks more abt it bc of the name involving toilets and him being a 4th grade boy so i give#brief overview and he wants to read it. and i come up with a scheme to make him peaceful AND to give him something to talk to me abt which#isn't 'i know you've read more shonen manga' 'let me gacha on your phone' or 'i saw an ad for rent a gf. thought it was lame. and now want#you to tell me how it sucks bc i assume you know everything abt every animanga ever' (<does unfortunately know too much abt rent a gf bc i'#a bit of a nosy bastard and watched the mother's basement video). so i offered to bring it in bc i own physicals of the whole series and of#as previously mentioned. gave it a quick reread in advance just in case. and got hit by it. hard. i love you tbhk almost as much as i love#when ppl get into things through me. honestly i think getting to live vicariously through him might be one of the main reasons it got me#this time around and not as much the first time (still loved it the first time though). flash forward a little while. one of the 3rd grade#girls is like. really into reading. and also macabre things. like ghosts. and she has two books from the school library. and has had the#same two books from the school library for over a week. she reads quickly and finished them both in under a day and is now bored out of her#mind rereading them. she asks to read the books i've been letting the other kid read. now there are two of them#romeo.txt
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#manaphy#THE BABY… and i don't mean baby in a Woah A Baby kind of way. i mean this is a baby child. who eats only blue gummis#we ever think about that? we're feeding this kid exclusively blue gummis. i always save three of 'em for postgame just for this guy#mostly 'cause i still have no idea how the types work on gummis and i just know that the best ones are the same type as you#i've read the guide on them before. like. supereffective types do this and that and whatever#but it's always explained so unclearly that i just never fuckin try it#like i have blue gummis. and a fire-type hero and electric-type partner#partner is supereffective AGAINST water. water is supereffective AGAINST hero. which one would be better to eat the blue gummi#whose perspective is it from!! i have no idea so i'll just feed every type of gummi to manaphy
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If it wasn't for the fact that Warrior Cats is full of plotlines that weren't really thought out fully and/or had potential but went nowhere, I'd be a little surprised that nobody in Thunderclan during the Power of Three was looking at Ashfur and Jayfeather and going "hm..."
Squirrelflight briefly dated a gray cat with blue eyes and then later one of the kits the brought home and claimed were hers was gray with blue eyes and you're telling me nobody jumped to any conclusions and just accepted that all 3 of them were Brambleclaw's?
(Though tbf I haven't read TNP in a while but I think Squilf & Ash broke up before Lion, Holly & Jay would've been conceived by Leaf & Crow so maybe that's why nobody assumed things)
#If I remember correctly there was a fan theory back in the day that Ashfur was their dad so#Listen I just want more interesting drama in this cat soap opera#I remember that when I first read the Fire Scene back when I was very little I went absolutely NUTS#I ate stuff like that (+ a bunch of other scenes) UP when I was a little kid#I can only imagine how little me would've reacted if the characters also had the theory that Ashfur was the dad#I've always been here for the cat drama#Anyways these are the things I think about in the middle of the night when I should be sleeping#Sometimes I'll think about random plotlines in Warrior Cats & go ''what if" when I'm trying to sleep#(Also this is kind of ignoring how cat genetics work but it's not like the actual series has ever cared about that so)#warrior cats#ashfur#squirrelflight#power of three#po3
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I truly apologise but I've never found a character more irritating than Ruby Rocks. It is severely impacting my ability to watch a crown of candy because this bratty literally-the-embodiment-of-the-status-quo bitter bastard child won't stop sulking and being shitty to the only good surviving member of this royal bloodline (Saccharina).
The immediate Rocks family in general is so unsympathetic, I'm sorry but if you want me to feel bad over your personal growth journey you can't ALSO be a monarch who has absolute power over an entire nation-state. If you had literally the best education of everyone in your country and you're still an idiot I don't know what to tell you except that you're a resource hoarding pig who has not earned an iota of the power or luxury you have. They have SERVANTS and all they do is complain about going to class or doing their job. Hey if it sucks so bad demolish the state and redistribute your wealth <3 you won't <3
#shes just wrong and a brat. ive found it difficult to sympathise with the monarch characters the whole time but shes the worst of the 3#i was her age 3 months ago and I've NEVER been as stupid and ignorant and selfish as she is#youre gonna send thousands of your people to die at war over your own petty vendetta??? you grow up in immense privilege and all you do is#complain about the tiny bit of responsibility it comes with but the second someone else (who has worked infinitely harder and suffered#infinitely more) comes along and is willing to take that responsibility you hate her and talk shit and try and turn people against her#because she'll “uphold the status quo” WHERE did you get that from. she has more respect for the people and awareness about the monarchy#than you EVER have. youre a fuckin idiot rich kid. this is game of thrones-themed 1400s monarchy. some 30% of kids die in their first year#barely any of them can read. 90% of your people have experienced the death of their parents or siblings firsthand#but rather than ending the war you're gonna send MORE of them to die fighting the empire over your personal vendetta#saccharina has NEVER been pro church??? she is quite literally only taking the throne to CHANGE the status quo#meanwhile your ass would probably keel over and die after 2 seconds without the luxury that status quo has afforded you your entire life#you dont want to change SHIT. youre just mad it isnt you or your OTHER sister on the throne anymore. your dad is the fuckin EMPEROR#you ARE the status quo. “changing the status quo” means people come and take your house from you brat ass loser. it means they kill your#father. you dont want that youre just making excuses because youre a stupid brat who got oneshotted your first time leaving the castle#because despite 18 years of the best possible education you dont understand simple concepts like “people want to kill royalty”#jet died because she was immature and by god if ruby isnt carrying on her legacy
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part of me wants to (re)start up the indigenous selfship tag bc it seems to have died last year but also i do not feel like the right person to do that bc I'm still working to reconnect w my culture properly. also i missed saying anything about indigenous history month last month and augh I wish I'd been around for it properly to actually make art for it ;-; maybe I'll make some late art.... share some cultural things I've learned over the past couple years... draw Wardell with a sash and ribbon shirt perhaps,,,
#I've only seen maybe one or two other indigenous selfshippers though 😭 where is everyone... surely there must be a few more#mum was talking today abt how much she didnt let us participate in cultural stuff as kids bc she wanted us to be good christians 😭😭#shit boy i die !! shit boy !!#I've got so much to catch up on now in life bc of that ;-;#I've been working on learning local animal names in M.ichif lately so that i can name the critters when i see them#trying to find ways to work it into my every day life so that i learn it better and connect w it better !!#and I've got some books to read from the library :]#but yeah idk when I'll ever feel M.etis enough to properly participate in things like this 😭 one day maybe !!#and once i get to that point I'd also like to get a sash finally :') <3 that'd be so special oughhh#lots of work to be done before i feel like I'll be ready for that though!#dandy.cmd
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me, rewatching old Barbie movies to indulge my inner child, realizing it's queer polycules all over the place: Huh
#seriously what even#like *officially* she's of course pining for this dude but then the dude spends the entire movie with wacky shenanigans#with her best friend / girlfriend while she herself is off courting a princess complete with dancing holding hands and engagement gifts#I've only ever watched like half of the Barbie movies in existence and I can still count about 10 off the top of my head#that just read super queer#I think if I had cared for romance way back when my first fanfic might've well already included attempts at polycules#not that I think 11-year-old me knew about polyamory#but just. how do you NOT.#anyway#back to my enjoying random kids media
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basically there's been a void inside of me since i was 6 and that's what's wrong with me.
#YO BRO DESTINED TO NEVER BELONG 👆🔥🔥🙏💥💯❗❗❗#r.txt#like. ever since i was a little kid i've felt a sense of alienation and lonesomeness whenever wherever & it's only gotten worse over time#<- lonesomeness really THE adam parrish word i can't not think of him whenever i use it. also shakira moment woo that wasn't intended but💪#anyway. urgh. february's such a weird month tbh like one day i'm feeling fine the next i'm contemplating changing my entire life and then#i'm back to feeling fine and waxing poetic abt nature only to feel guilty for simply existing and like i'm never gonna be happy EVER in the#history of my life two days later........fuckass month. count ur days 🔫😐#but we move 👍🙏💪#in other more positive news that i am gonna focus on instead of the stupid february feelings: i've applied for a new ID yday which was long#overdue and i'm over halfway through the 500+ page book i was reading for exams and i'm getting a newspaper job so i'll have a little bit o#income and guaranteed at least an hour outside in the fresh air biking and walking every week and it'll also leave me with enough time to#study without me feeling added pressure bc of the job & come july i'll be two years clean <33 so yay for me 👏
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