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egophiliac · 11 months ago

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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soapyakships · 3 months ago

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you never know....

#project sekai #prosekai #prjsk #prsk #mizuena #mizuki akiyama #ena shinonome #my art #if you saw me use this same exact joke for a haikyuu post a long time ago... no you didnt...#anyways this joke has been going around lately and i think its soooo funnyy

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sboochi · 1 year ago

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Pretty sure "ease him" doesn't mean anything but I'm NOT rewriting that now >:/

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#good omens #bbc merlin #aziraphale #crowley #arthur pendragon #merlin #magic omens au #crowley stop trying to look cool this is NOT the right moment #this took 16 hours im not even joking #entirely my fault bc i insist on drawing the speech bubbles manually #tune in for next part for some thrilling action! (more hostility)#my art #long post

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magicomens · 7 months ago

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I bet "fight between dragon and giant snake" wasn't on your bingo cards

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#good omens #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin #crowley #aziraphale #magic omens au #comic #art #long post #oh to be able to transform into a big ass snake at the slightest inconvenience #i hear yall cheering for arthur to use his brain!!!#thats gonna get him somewhere i promise!!#please appreciate the pots joke

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idiotsonlyevent · 11 months ago

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i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

#i love making fun of him but he is like. Very Explicitly Not a Deadbeat Dad lol #WHY DID I WRITE SO MUCH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #CHILCHUCK I AHTE EYOUUUUUIUUU #WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME....#EDIT: 'i thought the deadbeat dad stuff was a joke do ppl actually think that?' YES thats why i made this post 😭😭 bc ive seen ppl genuinely #say that hes a bad dad/husband!#L.txt #dungeon meshi #chilposting #long post

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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 2 months ago

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mini malevolent meme dump

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #john doe #arthur lester #mv liveblog #the nemesis speaks #if you look closely you can see me making minor alterations to my john design (Fucking Again)#i am legally not allowed to spend too long on dumb joke art so i need to just post these and go to bed already #''did you just use this as an excuse to draw arthur in the ghost trick death pose'' yes. i will never stop. it will always be funny to me #blood tw #nemesis art

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forgettable-au · 4 months ago

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END OF CHAPTER ONE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 65-72)

* Time to put this puzzle together.

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#long post #SO SORRY FOR THE POST BEING SO LONG BUT I NEEDED THE DRAMA AND YOU GUYS BEING LIKE #“why is it still going.....”#hehe #JOKES ON YOU! I LIED! THESE ARE 8 PAGES NOT 6!!!#yippiee #YOU GOT EVEN MORE #OKAY NOW #To address everything!!!#“time travel? Really?”#YES REALLY #HAVE YOU ALL SEEN WHAT SANS SAYS IN HIS BATTLE #“our reports” “timelines jumping left and right” “an anomaly in the time-space continuum” HE KNOWS ABOUT THAT STUFF #HE RESEARCHED THAT STUFF #HE HAS A SECRET CODEWORD READY IN CASE HE FINDS A TIME TRAVELER WHY WOULD HE HAVE THAT???#Alphys has researched alternate universes too(which are usually related to alternate timelines)#okay enough of me rambling #I told u guys I made a mess to make the undertale timeline make sense lol #ANYWAYYSS #SIGH finally done with chapter one #IT WAS 52 PAGES LONG!!!!#So many things happened here #PAPYRUS AND FLOWEY ARE BACK!!!!#see you all again soon with chapter TWO #forgettable-au #forgettable-au-comic #papyrus #papyrus is gaster #undertale #gaster

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bubba-draws · 1 year ago

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They now have a mouth and they must scream

Buy me a kofi?

#i doodled this a long time ago and considering i havent posted any new art yet i decided to finish it #most serious au ever #they kept cursing for a bit till they finally calmed down #this is mostly a joke but u know im making it canon #hollow knight #hollow knight au #pure vessel #the hollow knight #hollow hk #the radiance #the radiance hk #radiance vessel au #first post of 2024

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fan-a-tink · 3 days ago

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Today's edition of "Merthur interactions I think about daily"

#I love this one because it's like two-fold: the first two gifs are just hilarious #and then you get to laugh at the joke with Arthur before the absolute gut punch of his next line #and then your soul is destroyed by merthur once more #“I'm glad you're here Merlin” aka “I can accept death as long as you're by my side”#merthur is just killing me time and time again #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur #merthur #merlin gifs #my gifs #my post

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nocek · 1 year ago

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Peter annoying Miguel is the funniest thing but throwing Deadpool at him is like throwing annoyance equivalent if a nuke and I live for it XD

I'm totally accepting the fanon that there may be multiverse out there but there is only one Deadpool as a gospel <3

#spiderverse #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #jessica drew #wade wilson #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderwoman #deadpool #long post #I've spent waaaay too much time on this comic #just to make a dumb joke that isn't even that funny #but I had to XD #I'll go back to animations with Mayday shortly #but for now sorry about amount of dialogue which caused text to be small >.<

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andstuffsketches · 2 months ago

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you guys liked casscass huh

#casscass #cassiecass #cassandra cain #cassie sandsmark #cassandra sandsmark #cass cain #wlw #id in alt #dc #dc comics #batgirl #wonder girl #i said this on the last post but i think they go on like. a couple casual dates and then decide to be friends lol #also-- people kept making jokes about cass dating tims exes but the casscass post takes place not long after batgirl 41!#tim's stealing CASS's exes!#also at that point tim and cass are coworkers connected by their love of steph more than anything lol #cassie: it turns out im descended from zeus #cass: oh i get that. my mom has worshippers too #romance

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kiwinatorwaffles · 2 months ago

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i will not make a comment as to whether i endorse or oppose any of these at risk of being burnt at a stake

#EDIT: THIS POST IS A JOKE GUYS. THIS POST IS A JOKE I THOUGHT GRIMACE BEING ON HERE MADE THAT CLEAR ENOUGH #but if you’ve been on my blog for long enough you’d know my Opinions. about the watchers #i mean obviously the bottom line is clearly a joke #kiwi’s shitposting central #mcyt #evo smp watchers

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imposterogers · 7 months ago

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the crazy thing is u can legitimately see wade wilson, the merc w a mouth, willingly choose to be gentle with logan — specifically after the fight/fuck in the car. because at first wolverine was just a thing to use. he was one of hundreds of thousands of logans in the multiverse, and he existed to save wade’s timeline. but logan saw right thru wade within hours of knowing him (and was able to hurt him). and in turn wade saw logan……they are very alike in a lot of ways. wade uses humor and logan his anger but they both have deep trauma (years of being seen as only killers, being turned into a “monster” by the government, suicidal tendencies), they both have self esteem and insecurities, they both feel like they don’t deserve to be loved or to be happy, they both struggle to trust. logan was called the worst wolverine and when wade realized why and how close it hit home w his own issues, it became oh. that’s not just a wolverine, that’s my wolverine. he’s wounded and he wants to die and he never wants another person to get close to his heart because god it hurts but at the same time he wants to live & love. and wade chose to be the one to bring him home & help him do so

#long post #sorry #deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #x men #there’s so many instances where wade COULD have made a joke and he doesn’t #if he went to far he would have pushed logan away and he didn’t want that

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pastabaguette · 4 months ago

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kn33cap johnson

#homestuck #nepeta leijon #i don’t know why i haven’t posted this anywhere i’ve had it for so long #it’s an inside joke but i think it’s still for the most part comprehensible to the masses

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anna-scribbles · 10 days ago

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werepapas // thirteen

#when i tell you this episode was just animated scenes from my fanfiction i was NOT JOKING #werepapas emilie and baby adrien scenes. what have i ever done in this life to deserve you.#ml #ml spoilers #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #emilie agreste #thirteen #ml werepapas #werepapas spoilers #also to be clear i posted this like a year ago. from my visions #sometimes when you think about emilie agreste for long enough she projects herself into your mind

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peace-hunter · 22 days ago

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For the haunted au:

We already know they all hate Megatron and no one can understand what Optimus sees in him so they just assume Optimus has terrible taste in mechs and try to push him towards other bots to date instead.

Megatronus: what about that Femme Elita? She is strong, loyal, and has a good helm on her shoulders.

Optimus: what? What are you guys talking about now?

Solus: what about that doctor? Ratchet? He would be a great choice considering how reckless Optimus is.

Optimus: seriously what are you guys talking about!?

they have Opinions™ about it yes. Optimus is absolutely mortified about it and would like to never speak of the topic ever again thank you and good night.

he also cannot believe bee would betray him like that. this is the second time he's been murdered by friendly fire OTL

haunted au

bonus:

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