#no it didn’t

[sagestitches]

I love how Dredge just. Gaslights you when you play with high panic. Like oh that rock? No that’s always been there

[snowballcatatheart]

“What did you wish for, Emmet?”

“That we’d win against the Subway Boss.”

“Uncle said with our current team, we have a good chance. We’ve trained for this for weeks. I feel like we’re ready.”

“Then it’s good that it landed on ‘Maybe So’!”

“I guess so. Luck must be on our side.”

“What are you guys doing?”

“It’s a trick we read in a book once.”

“I am Emmet and technically I was the one who found it.”

“When a train passes, you make a wish on the engine, count the cars ‘Yes’, ‘No’, and ‘Maybe So’, and whatever you land on at the caboose will determine if your wish comes true.”

“Wow. You guys must make a lot of wishes. You’re literally surrounded by trains.”

“Oddly enough, that was a wish of mine that did come true. Remember, Ingo?”

“I do remember that. It’s actually quite funny.”

“Seriously? Maybe I should try it out sometime.”

“The Subway trains are much too fast. We always watch for the freight train. That’s where we have the most luck.”

“Yes, No, Maybe So, Yes, No, Maybe So…”

“Yes, No, Maybe So, Yes, No, Maybe So…”

“Yes, No, Maybe So, Yes, No—…”

“……”

“... ‘Maybe So’. ‘Maybe So’ you’ll come back home. ‘Maybe So’ I won’t be alone.”

[michikococomichi]

Saw the. The Omegaverse. Post and got. Worried. You okay??

every day i wake up and i rise and grind but what if i just stayed and bed. lay and stay.

[spittyfishy]

Why yes it is after midnight rn but! I finally managed to get the next chapter done! Angies this time around

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

Orellia after punching Herald twice in one interaction: you know maybe I was a little mean to him

[ayo-edebiri]

This is cinema actually

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[thotsandpreyers]

“HOPE” spotted in Washington D.C.

[cronenburger]

“One day the sadness will end.

But I don’t think today’s the day.”

David Lynch

[catlaila]

everyone crying over caitlyn dictator this caitlyn fascist arc that … everyone failed to recognize the power of a butch lesbian against generational cycles of violence. caitlyn most girlfailure dictator ever. saw her ex for 3 seconds and immediately folded. girl me too tf

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[noodles-and-tea]

Feels like an appropriate time to bring these back…

[bruciemilf]

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[wolfythewitch]

She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul