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hey you!!!
wanna hear one of my fic ideas for a canon rewrite that will absolutely shatter your heart????
yeah...
you've been warned..
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TW!!!
dr//g ab*se, attempted su!c!de
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alhaitham attempted to overdose after the argument with kaveh over their thesis.
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they basically screamed each others throats off that day; they've argued over their differing ideals before but it was never this bad, and the fight eventually got a bit physical, and there was a lot of hairpulling, scratching, pulling each other up by the collar, because they weren't just arguing about the thesis anymore, they were mad at each other. until alhaitham pointed out kaveh's fatal flaw, how his altruism is going to fail him one day, and kaveh, who can't handle the truth, yanks at alhaithams hair again, telling him to fuck off, that he wishes he never met him, all through pained, angry tears. and then, he lets go and leaves, bolting out the front door and not even bothering to close it.
it was one of the first times in alhaitham's life that he had ever let his emotions get the better of him, and he watched kaveh run out of the door, panting and shaking, tears prickling the corners of his eyes out of pure, unadulterated frustration. and alhaitham realizes at this moment that he'd lost someone. again.
oh yes, alhaitham's all alone again!! no one cares about him anymore!! he'd just lost the last person in the world who gave a damn!! silly alhaitham!! all because you're you. because you had to open your mouth again. because you had to say something. all you wanted was to help, but nobody understands that. nobody ever will. to them, you're just a cold, calculated, arrogant, cocky, bastard. and look what you've done now.
the thought breaks him, and he crumbles to the ground in what can only be described as a meltdown, a very violent one. vases are shattered, kitchen wear chucked across the room, books thrown around carelessly, all while he screams curses into the air, directed at no one, maybe at Kusanali, maybe at Celestia, who knows, but he screams anyway, bordering on babbles as he stumbles to his room, dizzy and distressed and grabs the bottle of prescription drugs (working on what kind of drug currently). It's not full, it's almost empty actually, only about 10 tablets at the bottom, but alhaitham, hands shaking, laughs incredulously at himself, and eats all of them.
or at least: tries to...
the commotion he'd made upset his neighbours. initially, they were storming over to his house with the Matra beside them to have him taken care of but upon arrival, they were horrified. The matra with them practically tackled alhaitham, making him spit out the 3 pills he had in his mouth when they found him in his room; he had already taken 5. they dragged him to the bimarstan as fast as he could, the neighbours following in terror and worry.
alhaitham was saved that day and the memory still haunts him. he was so clouded with emotion he'd lost all sense of what he was doing and just felt, and it scared him how his own feelings took control of him. At that point, alhaitham only closed up even further, basically forcing on his poker face and shoving down his feelings because he never wanted to feel so vulnerable again. he doesn't want to feel. it hurts to feel. strong feelings only bring pain. more pain than alhaitham could bear.
so alhaitham chose to hide this story, he never told anyone about it, not even a single detail. but kaveh, who moved back in eventually and now lived with alhaitham for about a year since their argument, was tidying up when he found a bottle of pills under alhaitham's bed, it was practically empty, only 2 pills remained.
concerned, he questions alhaitham about it later and it was the first time he'd seen alhaitham genuinely look scared. when kaveh explained he'd found it under his bed, alhaitham snatched away the bottle and disposed of it in the trash, cursing himself for not having found it last year when the incident happened and couldn't believe it had been there the whole time.
kaveh isn't an idiot, he pieced it together the moment he saw alhaitham's reaction. he just stands there, completely speechless and horrified. all he can say is "when..?"
and alhaitham, for the first time since their school years, responds in a shaky, miserable voice, "a year ago."
and kaveh is stunned, just staring at alhaitham, who seemed so unreachable when he moved in, suddenly looking so heartbreakingly vulnerable.
he doesn't say anything.
kaveh just hugs him, buries alhaitham's face into his shoulder and hugs him. and he swears he can hear soft, weak sounds coming from the scribe, and he swears the fabric over his shoulders became damp, but he doesn't say anything.
he just holds him.
i'm sorry. come at my throat all you'd like.
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#no im not trying to mischaracterize them#my point is that alhaitham hides his true feelings so much BECAUSE of how strongly he feels in this very moment#i think he is at first a much shyer character in his student years#gaining a bit of a backbone when he becomes a true scholar#and then completely shutting himself off after this#after this happened; kaveh and alhaitham grew much closer with each other and began working on their communication#no: alhaitham did not tell kaveh the full story because he knows kaveh will only blame himself more and that's the last thing he wants#he just tells kaveh it was because he was having a breakdown over the events#just like how kaveh spent that night getting hella fucking drunk#i love angst#genshin impact#genshin#alhaitham#kaveh#kavetham#haikaveh#haikavetham#haikavehtham#kaveh x alhaitham#alhaitham x kaveh#angst#comfort#genshin fanfic#fanfic#writers on tumblr#ao3 writer#im sorry im feeding you all with this#i want them to go through the most heart shattering angst known to man and then slowly go through the process of healing together bcz yes.#people talk so much abt kaveh's side of things#why dont we hear it from alhaithams??? :3
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hi🔥 *ace attorneyfies your pjsk dialogue*
originals under read more
Time for a strategy meeting! side story part1
once in a life time pandemonium part 8
Theme of Niccori Survey Team lyrics
#guys is this accurate#im trying so hard to not mischaracterize them#i havent even played apollo justice#ace attorney#pjsk#project sekai#aa#maya fey#miles edgeworth#klavier gavin#ema skye#pwaa#is this too many tags#nah prolly not#niccori cori cori#tumblr hates me#YALL WOUKD THEY SAY THIS IM HAVING A CRISIS#i just realized all the dialogue came from wxs#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#wrightworth#kinda#that tag gets views i think🔥#tsukasa tenma#because all of the dialogue here is just wxs talking to him#my stuff#undescribed#finding slight similarities between unrelated characters
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I’m gonna scream and cry and throw up /hj I keep seeing really cool Tangled artists and then scroll down their works to see them shipping Varian with Cassandra or Rapunzel LEAVE ME ALONE!!! THATS A MINOR YOU FREAKS!!
If you support ships like that block me RIGHT NOW you are not welcome here :3
#tangled the series#ranting#im so mad rn#cant have anything nice in this house#People in the tts fandom try to be normal challenge fucking impossible#varian tts#tts varian#tw rant#cw rant#I view them as siblings bro I canntttt#I hate having fictionkins/copinglinks/etc of characters who are mischaracterized and put in awful positions#LET ME LIVE#🖋️ txt
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I hate vagueposting in fandom give me a direct link and a list of reasons why I'd be as upset as you
#luly talks#like i saw someone complain about mischaracterization like brother. please link me bc im not even finding content myself#also i saw them fandom being obvs dayshift go that's too crude!! over characterization and now im like insanely curious#bc. like. have. have we played the same games?#have you seen the words that leave the mouth of those men.#like what DID you fucking see that's too crude???#like if we're complaining about mischaracterization then the goal should be to stick to canon and they're fucking.#bad sentence ender they're havign sex but they're just fucking nuts.#in fact the fandom cuts a lot of slack from these ppl A#JACK ESPECIALLY the things this guy has said not only in 1 but also in 3#flipside dave voice i know we're child murderers and all but that's messed up. that's all im saying#ngl i was trying to find the original picture to quote it accurately but instead i found me and blood comparing randy to purps#when i was doing his bad route#i miss randy I'd go torture him again today#WAIT I FORGOT HE ATE CAR KEYS WHY DID HE DO THAT.#i need to go back to that man he's.#do dissectable#top 10 guys I'd cannibalize and then catch an illness from#sorry i got super off topic
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and here is the line that made everybody mischaracterize kanaya until the end of time as some sort of Fancy Regal Lady who Drinks Tea and not a Complete And Utter Maniac. she literally talks like papyrus like wtf
#just bc shes autistic and puts in a lot of effort to communicate 'normally' doesnt mean shes a calm and collected elegant vampire chick -_-#people forget. people forget so easily#also i only realized this during my reread but she literally does talk like papyrus. like if i imagine him saying her lines it just works#its their shared autism swag that makes them add. just a few words too many#which is awesome btw i do that too ^__^#i alwas feel like i like. have to add as many words as possible so theres no risk of misinterpreting what im saying#like i want it to be Absolutely Clear what im trying to say so i say way too much in one sentence#also i like when people make papyrus' dialogue in ut fics Look Like This bc it reminds me of kanaya ^0^#so anyway tl;dr neurotypicals who cant read ruined the fandoms perception of kanaya. and rose also except thats for a different reaosn#(read: she doesnt WANT you to know shes actually insane and stupid)#so its funny when ppl mischaracterize her in her favor like. congrats you fell for it
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last rb stressed me out lowkey akakska i had an ex like that and it became a self fulfilling prophecy kinda thing..
#like oof where do i even begin#for one... would recommend looking up what pedestalling is so u can catch urself when ur doing it.#and. hm. honestly even working on self worth n whatnot i think rly internalizing not 2 pedestal ppl cuts out a lot of self sabotage#like hello ppl in ur life r there bc they choose to be. you are worth it to them and they are showing u that w action.#u gotta be vulnerable.. u gotta trust in other ppl.. cautious optimism is fine but 😮💨😮💨#i hate when ppl assume what im thinking and feeling and act upon that. assumptions on assumptions.#my mom was like that in a mean spirited vindictive way. my ex would spiral if i took too long to respond stressed as hell#thinking that i had all these horrible thoughts about her or that i was just using her like holy shit I'm just sitting here drawing ajsjka#i am trying to make friends. i am recovering from my own personal circumstances and trying to figure myself out etc.#was also actively working on finding myself as a trans woman bc it was so early in my transition.#idk. like damn ppl have Lives‚ hobbies‚ other ppl they talk to‚ they take time for themselves.#if u don't know and ur stressed about it‚ ask..? but then believe ppl when they answer idk.#sorry.. I've annoyed myself lmao. it was wild... things were dead simple on my end but she came up w hella things she swore HAD to have bee#true and after breaking up w her she kept DMing me w long ass self deprecating vents and mischaracterisations#i had to block her after a while like 😐 u ever see somebody go to therapy and get worse somehow#i cannot fw people who have low self esteem anymore but like i sympathize from a distance lol#hello from the other side of the interaction... self love/worth is hard but please try#ur mischaracterization of ppl based on assumptions is hurting them and it will alienate ppl n push them away#and then become a sort of self fulfilling prophecy.. but also take what I'm saying w a grain of salt 🤷🏾♀️#i just have my personal experiences
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do mortimer and whiterabbit kiss (god i need to draw those two again)
Absolutely ❗❗ (oh em gee)
#hello puppets#unreality au#the sam rambles!#friends ocs#I should try writing them mayhaps....im so terrified of mischaracterizing my friends ocs though aughh
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me trying rlly hard to let ppl enjoy things but their fav ship cant exist without the characters being fundamentally ooc (it is technically completely harmless but cutesifies a relationship that is abusive in canon & would not only never be romantic but would be much worse if made so (aka they would NOT act like that))
#hands clasped tightly together with a big forced grin on my face: i am sooo polite.#this ship is fffFINE. (it completely erases a major aspect of a character & softens them to a level they would literally never be at)#im allowed to complain on my own blog without naming names its my god given right#one artist 4 this particular ship has nice art just. Yknow. their ship sucks (in my opinion)#usually i dont particularly care abt ships even if i dont agree but its when its ooc that it rlly starts to bug me#like is this an au or what bc its literally completely unrealistic for canon & youd know that if you knew what i was talking abt#maybe its just cuz i get weird abt trying to portray characters as accurately as possible or else im a Fake Fan#realizing i mischaracterized my blorbo makes me feel Dumb its like oh ok i have 0 media literacy & i shouldnt be allowed to do anything ever#but thats me#torch chatter#me when i complain
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actually fucked that dao has a whole dlc about what would happen if the warden died during the ritual and its just like . yea alistair would have failed . he was right about being made to lead in that situation :) he wouldve died and all of your companions wouldve died hehe . like What . what
#i have so many thoughts about alistair im not kidding .#i try to avoid posting abt characters bc i have an extensive fear of mischaracterizing them but im allowing myself to alistairpost in this#one instance to make myself feel better#and also this is just so fucked . someone asks why he wont take the lead and he goes#’yea no . it would go poorly . i’d die . my companions would die . it wouldnt go well’#and we can go Ok!! thats just like . his deep fear of falling short of expectations#but NO!!!!! NO!!!! he’s literally RIGHT!!!!#genuinely SO fucked#anyways im sorry im pretty sure i saw a post abt this recently so i might just be reiterating something#but honestly it SHOULD be reiterated . its FUCKED!!!#and also ive thought about this so much . ever since i played dao a couple of months ago ive literally been thinking of nothing but#alistair and the warden . i wish this was an exaggeration or a joke but its not . its really not#ive allowed myself like 2 thoughts for iwtv&castlevania but im not kidding when i say ive spent several hours every day#dedicated to thinking about alistair and the warden
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“El isn’t emotionally ready for a relationship”
*Mike and Brenner/Lonnie “parallel”*
“Jonathan only helps if there’s something in it for him”
“Nancy abuses and manipulates Steve”
STOP MISCHARACTERIZING MY BABIES, IM TIRED!!
#Nancy wheeler#Jonathan byers#Mike wheeler#el hopper#stranger things#mileven#jancy#I get on any app and all I see is mischaracterization#I’m the biggest defender of all of them#but it’s starting to get so tiring#the misogyny and ableism el and Nancy get from the fandom#is disgusting#the classism Jonathan gets is disgusting#the way people try to say Mike is an abuser is disgusting#im so tired#please#stop
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I talk a lot about how different fanon!Helia is from canon!Helia but not enough but how bad it is for all the characters.
Like you have Riven going from this insecure teenage boy who lashes out at anyone who challenges him to this suave bad boy who could kill the winx. People seeing Stella as a stuck up brat, thinking that she loves Bloom more than the other winx, or that she would ever choose to be selfish in ways that hurt the other characters. Or Flora going from this fairly confident young girl who loves to meet new people and hangout with others to an introverted shy mess who never speaks up and would never say something sarcastic. Not to sound like a bitch but I really do think it's time the fandom stops pretending we're better than other fandoms and don't have Fanon Versions because we do and it's messing with y'alls perception of canon so fucking bad
#theres a time and place for fanon and its not pretending that fanon IS canon#and like listen#there's a big difference between having headcanons and fanonizing a character so badly that theyre basically a different character#im not saying its Bad to have headcanons or to disagree with canon#everyone does that its normal and healthy for fandoms#that sounded SO online good god#but also recognizing that your headcanons are Just headcanons is also necessary?#and recognizing that sometimes headcanons have been disproven by canon or aren't backed up at all#and not acting like your fanon version Is canon or is better than canon?#like genuinely think some of you dont even like canon winx and you just like the fanon versions of them in your head#like no sorry but flora isnt the fumbling shy mess who can't even speak to the others#stella isnt the dumb selfish princess who can't fight and wouldn't protect her friends#aisha isn't the Super Independent Woman who hates all men (also a very racist trope)#musa isnt that I Hate Everyone bitch who would dropkick the winx and physically abuse riven#i could go on and on like im sorry but the fanon versions of them are So Bad rn its so weird to me#like... fanon has always existed but i dont think its ever been this bad? usually Extreme Fanon only happened when someone hated a characte#like people usually only mischaracterize them when they Hate them but now im seeing people who Love them do it#i dont understand what happened why has fanon gotten so bad recently??#also Im Sorry if any of this sounds targeted or extra bitchy i promise im not talking about anyone specific and im not Trying to be mean#i just really hate going into a character tag and seeing post after post of people going 'riven would kill sky if he got the chance'#and i dont mean the clearly joke posts i mean the Very Genuine Headcanon posts like what the FUCK are you people talking about#i genuinely think some of you got your degrees from the fanon university instead of the canon uni#please rewatch the entire first three seasons at your earliest convenience or your degree will be revoked#ajhdglagd#like not to sound mean but i think there was an influx of people who only vaguely remembered the show and got the rest of their info#from random tumblr posts instead of yknow. the actual show#oh i am very complainy today time to do something more productive and less chronically online
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Vent ig
Fandoms will always be more willing to humanize and excuse the male antagonists but will take any chance to further demonize female antagonists (or just female characters in general lets be honest) and turn them into cartoonishly evil ppl.
I hate making everything about RQ but Elara is what sparked this from me, or at least something I remembered pushed me to want to vent about this. It kills me that ppl in this fandom will sit and make excuses day in and day out about how Maven actually isn't to blame for any of it and how it actually isn't that bad that Maven killed thousands of ppl and physically and mentally abused Mare and Iris (and hell maybe even Evangeline who knows at this point) but will then turn around and exaggerate what Elara did to the absolute extreme. I am NOT saying that Elara didn't do anything wrong or should be excused cause I don't think that! What I am saying is, I loathe when ppl will talk about her and erase parts of her character in order to turn her into a cartoonishly evil stepmother. You don't have to like her, you don't have to think she had anything but bad intent, but don't talk about her if ur just gonna ignore or change part of her character because for some reason u can't fathom her not being 100% rubbing her hands together maniacally laughing evil. (Especially considering Elara barely has any character so like how r u just missing shit that easily?) And it doesn't just stop with her. It happens with characters in every media! Alicent Hightower gets half her character IGNORED because god forbid she not be 100% evil and u feel anything but hatred for her! Sansa gets demonized for shit she did at like 11 like come on. I mean hell, even characters from children's media get demonized for existing (like I'll never forget hearing that ppl HATED Mable Pines for being what? an annoying 12 year old?)
Ppl also love to claim they stan or love female characters but in reality they only love that character in relation to their male love interest. If she ever goes against her male love interest then it turns into "she's such a bitch" or "she's so selfish" like I mean thats literally what happened to Mikasa the moment she "turned" on Eren.
Idk im so tired of ppl stanning and loving evil male characters and finding every which way to justify their actions but then going out of their way to make female characters WORSE than they actually are.
#once again u don't have to like any female antagonists u can hate them idgaf#but don't include them in shit if ur just gonna mischaracterize them to such an extreme that they become ur OC wearing the characters skin#I feel like such an idiot talking about this with a character like Elara because I know that to an extent I turn her into an OC#And my only defense for that is I try to base all my assumptions about off of lines in the text and notes from the author#it just drives me crazy the way ppl will ignore certain things in the text that humanize her even just a little bit because it's like they#can't fathom her not being this purely evil stepmother figure#she's not a good person she's not even an ok person but she also isn't the caricature y'all make her out to be#don't ask me to link anything of like where I've seen the mischaracterizations cause idk I was thinking and remembered stuff I saw a while#ago and got upset lol#also idk don't comment on this being like “actually ur wrong blah blah” I literally dgaf im venting leave me alone#either agree or keep scrolling like I don't need to hear that im actually being stupid and delusional#it sucks so bad liking a character like Elara because I feel like a dumbass defending her cause she is pos but don't make her even more of#pos than she already is it isn't rocket science!!#vent i guess
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not to be annoying but i do think a lot of people mischaracterize falin. shes got the most drastic canon v fanon thing going on. which i guess makes sense bc 1. we dont see much of her and 2. lot of the fan stuff are anime-onlies that have seen even less
but i think like a good 90% of the time i see falin-centric art or posts im like hrm hrm hrm thats all wrong no nope no-siree
she's just a cool chick that takes life as it comes, doesn't hold grudges even against a mother that apparently was trying to beat the magic outta her, finds her older brother the coolest person in the world, and has autism about observing life (and death, she loves the ghosts she has a connection to) and nature and taking care of things (including taking care of her brother, which is why she's even in the dungeons; she saw her scrawny mess of a brother and decided she had to fix that).
and i think my favorite part that people don't talk about is... she would have done the same for marcille or laios if it were one of them that was eaten. you could see it in her eyes:
it's what shuro misunderstands about her. it's easy to see her feminine, cute, good girl pieces and forget the rest of her. but she loves things to an ends-of-the-earth extent; the kind of caring that makes you a little insane. and that's how I think she and laios end up on the same page with their weirdness. they have different interests, but they are the same level of committed to those interests.
it's easy to love her, because she probably loves you just as much, if not more.
EDIT: for the love of god stop reblogging this only to add some comment or tag or reply saying 'op you forgot [BLATANTLY FANON INTERPRETATION]'. falin as we know her is not a pushover/people pleaser/infantilized, see this version of my post. also stuff like 'female shuro was in love with laios in the genderbent comic' and 'falin was going to marry shuro because she felt bad' are just things you made up in your head
#idk i love her#dont take this as insulting i like when people do anything with her i just wanna vomit my feelings#dungeon meshi#another example of this is how she takes the dragon with her when she's resurrected#it isn't like her to leave that little thing behind#wriggling helplessly in the grass#she picked that little thing up and took it with her without a second thought
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seeing people misinterpret my favorite characters or stories makes me feel ill . i feel like i have to be chained or else something will happen
#aria talkz#[ growling ] YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HIM LIKE I DO#this is about steven yea but also any and all characters i even slightly like.#remembering that people can have such awful takes and interpretations that are literally 'he would not fucking say that' is so.#same w stories in general.#i will gatekeep and i am more autistic than you about this thing#not even 'more autistic' just i understand it more. it feels like some people did not read the fucking source material#D. see me after class.#i will be normal and im not going to be openly outwardly rude about it to peoples faces . but jesus christ .#and then theres people who dont even try and just kind of care about characters bc theyre hot and dont do anything outside of that with thm#and often just slap around a hot character and another hot character for no reason other than hot yaoi and then mischaracterize them.#its frustrating that i like a lot of characters that get reduced to the guy people throw around for not even that good ships#tldr i hate fandom culture p700
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based off this post
how I think (some of) the Dungeon Meshi characters would interact with an isekai-ed reader who's hyperfixation is dungeon meshi
includes: Laios, Falin, Kabru, and Toshiro (Shuro)
Laios
im imaging reader meeting him when he was a child
a little after Falin was born and after he was given the dungeon gourmet guide
reader actively seeking him out but kinda starts freaking out when they actually see him
reader decides to go with the approach being interested in his book
Laios was suspicious at first ( the book is one of the main reasons he got bullied )
but after some time and patience he got comfortable with you
I feel that Laios would be very attached to reader
like someone besides his sister who gets him, listens to him, communicates with him, etc.
listen as someone who is very hyperfixated on dungeon meshi at the moment I would be so invested in learning about monsters
and Laios is more then happy to talk about it for hours
reader making a point to support his dream of exploring the dungeons bc his parents are dicks
he wouldn't really be weirded out by reader seems to know so much about him, maybe early on but over time I feel he would just be glad to have someone like that by his side
low-key though,,, I think there would be a small small part of him that is kinda jealous over how reader seems to just,, get some people
Falin
I see reader being her number one hype-person as a child
reader would also beg her to teach them some magic
I think that Falin and reader would meet through Laios
Falin while she is outcasted from her home town, is still a litter more sociable then her brother
but what had her truly open up was not only the readers support of her magical talent but also the readers interest in learning about how biology works in this world
she also info dumps a ton
you know how she kept bringing Marcille things cause she wanted to eat them with her
she would 100% do that with reader,,, and the amount would increase when Laios leaves
Kabru
he would be veryyy fascinated by the reader
his hyperfixation is people. studying them, their anatomy, psychology, how they tick
he would absolutely notice how reader picks up on things, knows things about some people without even having met them, predict events
to put it simply he wants to study reader under a microscope but is also extremely suspicious of them
he's also gonna pull out all the stops to try charm his way into understanding reader
his distrust sky rockets the first time they lock eyes, he can see it in his eyes, this look of understanding the deepest parts of him
he does not like it
it takes a long ass time for him trust them and genuinely open up again
reader making a point to ask things that will make him want to info dump
"hey did you notice how x was acting today" or "did you hear that x and y got together? do you think they'll make it?"
gossip buddies
Toshiro
ALRIGHT LET ME START BY SAYING THIS, HE IS WAYYYY TOO MISCHARACTERIZED IN THIS FANDOM
and reader would be all too aware of this as well
he is heavily implied to have a hyperfixation on bugs, and had to at a young age become a master at masking and picking up on social norms
but anyways-
he would think reader is weird, mostly bc they would remind him of laios
slowly but surely I feel he would feel more comfortable
another case of the way to his heart is through the info dump
maybe walking back from a little adventure and noticing a beetle and showing him
now hes not gonna be as outwardly as excited as Laios
but it is slightly noticeable that he is interested and excited
reader offers to give it to him and asks him some questions
less info dumping and more info sprinkling but still he does like to talk about it
I think he would appreciate how they seem to pick up on his smaller details, maybe not a perfectly but still
#dungeon meshi x reader#laios x reader#laios touden x reader#falin x reader#falin touden x reader#kabru x reader#toshiro x reader#Toshiro Nakamoto x reader#Shuro x reader#dm x reader
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❝random Osamu D. headcanons! ❞
Summary: Silly little headcanons with Dazai :3
Pairings: Dazai x gn reader
a/n: I don't really know how to write Dazai correctly so apologies if he's mischaracterized 😔
• Before you started dating he most definitely tried to act mysterious to try and attract you.
• It was the trope of he fell first and he fell harder.
• If you don't respond in less than 10 seconds he'll spam you.
D: 'heyy prettyy'
D: 'why aren't you responding.'
D: 'HEY'
D: 'fly low pretty 🦍(I couldn't find the dove)'
Your Initial: 'I WAS SLEEPING'
• He would spam you with random videos. Mostly ones he would find funny but it's depressing.
• If you were shorter than him he would constantly make jokes about it. If you're taller he still makes jokes about it.
• Teases you constantly.
• He annoys you whenever you don't give him enough attention. You could be doing important work and he'll be at your side.
Dazai: "Are you done yet? This is so boring!"
Y/n: "I just started. Wait like 30 minutes."
• He would kind of stop his suicide attempts. He'd still attempt but keep it to a minimum to not worry you as much.
• Would ask you to do a double suicide and you change your answer every time just to tease him.
• In a modern au he would put in his bio 'captured by this creature' with your @.
• Whenever you both go on walks and encounter a dog he will stare down the dog before pulling you to continue walking.
• He loves you but if you want a dog he would convince you not to get one since he dislikes them.
• You would have to drive everywhere since he's a reckless driver. Do not trust him behind the wheel.
• You keep him in line. Kunikida has your number on speed dial just in case Dazai slacks off.
• You are Kunikida's favorite person because you keep Dazai in check.
• Because of how people think of Dazai, they would expect him to be overprotective and possessive. But he's COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE. He doesn't care if you stay out at night or who you're around, because he knows you're loyal . But if shit goes down expect him to be there in a second.
• Dazai is one sarcastic man. Like if you see him going to the bathroom and you ask "are you going to the bathroom?" he'll say "no, I'm going to the shed to bury Chuuya. YES IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM."
• If you were sad he'd probably say something stupid like "turn that frown upside down bbg"
• Dazai sings and hums when he's not paying attention , and you've definitely seen it a couple of times.
• At first you two were no labels but now he's super proud to be with you.
• If you had any insecurities he would always say he found you to be breathtaking no matter what.
• To be fair, he probably doesn't find PDA as an issue. If you intertwined your hand with his, he wouldn't find it as a big deal. He doesn't mind kisses in public either. (RAHHHHJHH)
• His favorite spots to kiss you would be the forehead, lips and your hands.
• If he were to take you on a date it would either be a restaurant or a at home movie night.
• He gossips with you. You have any sort of drama from work or friends? He's sitting with you listening to everything. Especially on spa days you insist you both have.
Y/n: "Then she found out her husband was sleeping with her co worker."
Dazai: "I knew something was up."
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