#and also this is just so fucked . someone asks why he wont take the lead and he goes

[zeraphias]

actually fucked that dao has a whole dlc about what would happen if the warden died during the ritual and its just like . yea alistair would have failed . he was right about being made to lead in that situation :) he wouldve died and all of your companions wouldve died hehe . like What . what

[httpsghostie]

Three's a Crowd

bro I have no words for what I've just written it's pure filth I can't stop wont stop I need them internally

I'm not sorry for this

Summary: a situationship between your lieutenant and your colonel that leads to obscene measures.

Word Count: 2.5k

Warnings: smut, Simon 'Ghost' Riley x female!reader x König, unprotected piv and dp sex, kinda cuckold (?, light spanking, dacryphilia, praising/humiliating, lots of pet names, breeding kink, choking, no use of y/n

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NSFW under the cut

You didn't know exactly how, but you ended up in a situationship between the colonel and your lieutenant, none of them knowing about each other.

Ghost was never the jealous type, at least that's what he said. But some things changed when he heard your voice when he was passing in front of König's room.

"Scheiße, baby." He moaned. It wasn't so loud, but since Ghost had keen senses and was practically merging his ear with the door, it was loud enough for him to hear. He was startled, how could you do this?

For a brief moment, he felt insecure. Was he not enough for you? That's why you had to find someone else to give you pleasure? But you've always told him how it was good, how he fucked you just the way you liked it.

Lieutenant 'not the jealous type' Ghost.

Ironical.

But that feeling changed when he was pinning your face to the mattress, ass up, his cock abusing your hole. He held his phone up, filming how your ass jiggled when he thrusted hard inside you. Your arms were tied behind your back with his belt, and he held them before pulling out and jerking himself off, coming on your ass, cum dripping down your big lips.

And, well, that video was 'accidentally' sent to König's e-mail. 

She lets me cum inside.

Ghost could not fucking believe the answer he read on the phone. He expected König to back off, but apparently König had the same expectations.

He couldn't confront you, and the idea of sharing you with his superior was slowly driving him nuts. You noticed he started fucking you rougher, he'd shoot videos of you two having sex saying he needed those to remind him of you. Of course it was weird at first, but you could trust him, or so you thought.

On the other side, König was also a bit different, the man was once calm, always taking his time with you, but he started to enjoy being meaner. He'd either deny or overstimulate you until you cried on his girthy and long dick hitting your cervix. 

One day, while gagging on König's dick, you noticed him eyeing the locked phone on the bed, beside him. Without stopping, you reached for it and opened the camera, placing it on his large palm. He looks down at you, confused, and you give him a cock drunk smile. He didn't want to ask to film you, so this was pretty much convenient for him.

That was the first video he sent to Ghost in response to him fucking you senseless.

He was speechless. His cocky demeanor vanished as he tried to come up with a snarky response. Nothing could've prepared him to see you drooling on another cock. Unintentionally, the sight of you sucking another guy's dick made him hard. He had to excuse himself out of the meeting because he had a boner. It was funny, he felt like a teen.

But you noticed how both of them were different towards you and each other. They weren't used to talking before, and now it seemed like they'd punch each other's faces whenever they met in common rooms. König assigned difficult tasks towards Ghost and the thought of them knowing about your situationship terrified you once it crossed your mind.

You thought about confronting them, explaining the whole situation. They were both excellent in bed and they provided you with different feelings. König was soft and caring and Ghost was… well, Ghost. But you knew you could lose them two, even though you didn't have an established relationship with them.

One day, the task force is all drinking together, playing truth or dare. Gaz is dared to do something obscene, and he playfully moans like a girl.

Aye, sounds like the lad in König's room.

You choke, spitting the whiskey coke out, the soda gets out from your nose and your eyes get teary from the gas. They all get quiet when they look at you and you fake a laugh, of course Soap had to say that. 

They soon forgot about the awkwardness and went back to the game, but Ghost was eyeing you like a prey. You purposefully avoided them since you all joined for the party, and he and König sat on opposite sides from each other. You sat in between Price and Gaz, you all in a weird circle.

Meeting room. Now.

Your phone buzzed as you received a message from your Lieutenant. You read it from the notifications and looked up, but he was already gone in the darkness. You come up with an excuse and get out of the common area.

When you walked in, the phantom was standing right across the table, you could only see a glimpse of his eyes. The lights were off, but the room was lit when he started typing the digits of his phone password. He slowly stands up and walks towards you, your legs already trembling with fear. The phone is left on the table right in front of you, displaying a video of your fucked out face while sucking a dick very different from his.

"Simon, I can expl-" you try to say, but you're cut off as he grabs a fistful of your hair and buries your face on the cold wooden surface of the table.

"Y'know why I brought you here?" He asks, holding your wrists behind your back. "So everyone can see who you belong to." You feel him restraining your hands with one of his hands, and the spare one unfastened his belt and pulled his pants down just enough to expose his already hard dick.

At this moment, you thank yourself for wearing sweatpants, because they were easily pulled down from your body. He lifted his mask and spat on your pussy, then entered you with his full length, not giving you time to get used to his size.

He fucked you desperately, grabbing your hair again, making you look at the looping video on the screen of his phone.

"You're such a fucking little slut." He groaned. "You're so desperate you need two fat cocks?" You felt ashamed, your face burning, not knowing if it was from the whiskey or the embarrassment. The door made a locking sound and you jolted, but Ghost's grip didn't let you give a look. "Like what you see here, Colonel?" He asks in between breaths, you squirm and try to move but he holds you in place. Soon there was a figure across from you, sitting on the empty chair and manspreading.

"If you fucked her good enough she wouldn't come to me." He said in that thick German accent.

"You're really petty for a second option." Ghost holds your throat from behind, choking you and forcing you to look at König. You can see König's dick getting hard, it wasn't easy for him to mask that due to his size. He got up and slowly walked around the table to get to you. 

"How does he feel, schatz?" König grabs you by the chin, blue orbits finding its way into your soul. You couldn't even babble an answer, Ghost was fucking you brainless. Your eyes could only look back to König and your head could only nod. He lifts a bit of his hood and gives you a kiss, his lips containing the warmth you needed to melt.

"Kneel." Ghost demands you as he pulls out. You do as you're told, but in order to comfortably be on your knees, you pull your pants back up. They don't seem to care. König takes his belt off and folds it, running it from your chest to your chin, lifting your head.

"Be a good girl, ya?" He says as he pushes his pants down, his dick bouncing up as he releases from the boxers. Without even noticing, your mouth was already open and your tongue was laying flat. König brushed his pinkish, leaking tip on your lips and tongue, the familiar salty taste of his precum invading your senses. He pushes it in your mouth, fucking it slowly. Your hand travels to Ghost's dick and jerks him off as he watches. "Like what you see, Lieutenant?" König chuckles.

Ghost was going to give him a sarcastic response, but his head fell back when you started to suck him off, your hand now on König. As you expected, Ghost wasn't so gentle, so his hand grabbed your hair and pushed your throat down his length. You soon became a drooling mess, taking turns on each throbbing cock in front of you.

Your jaw became sore, taking just one of them was already hard enough. You felt a pressure against your pussy and looked down, König's boot was grinding against you. You groan, sinking your weight on his foot. The more you gagged around them, the more he'd move.

"Didn't I tell you were just a fucking whore?" Ghost pulled from your mouth and tapped his cock on your tear stained cheeks. "Getting off his foot, huh? So desperate." As if it was possible for you to get any wetter, you felt another wave of arousal moisten your panties.

He got you up and almost dragged you to the sofa in the corner of the room. König followed just behind. Ghost sat down and made you kneel in front of him, and König positioned himself behind you, large palms roaming your small body and gently pulling your pants down again. He aligned his shaft with your soaked pussy and in one long thrust he pushed it deep inside you.

"Just so… fucking tight." You hear him whimper as he bottoms out. Your eyes are locked with the masked man in front of you, that's slowly jerking himself off at the sight of you being filled by someone else. "Gonna have to tear this pretty pussy apart." You clench around him and he starts fucking you. 

Ghost gently pulls your face closer and lifts his mask, planting a sloppy kiss on your lips. You could only moan, in hope no one else could hear it. Your lips were now connected on Ghost's member, eagerly sucking him off. Your moans sent vibrations down his skin and he groaned whenever you gagged.

König's cock was buried deep down your walls, he felt an incessant need to slam his hips into yours and make you a moaning mess, so he held your hips in place as he thrusted hard into you. One of his hands travelled down to your clit and started rubbing circles, easily making you orgasm around him. He felt his climax getting closer, but he didn't want this moment to end just as quick. When his pace became erratic, he pulled out, slapping your ass.

He got up and sat down beside Ghost, who got up and pulled you to his arms, holding you firmly in the air. Your legs were pushed to your chest, the back of your knees held by his veiny forearms. He entered your used hole and started slow, but it didn't last long and he was soon bouncing you up and down his length.

König watched as you took Ghost entirely, thinking about how tight you'd feel with another cock inside you. He gets up and walks behind you, brushing his tip on you.

"Do you think she can handle?" König asks with genuine concern.

"She'll take it and thank you for it, isn't that right, bunny?" Your arms are wrapped around his shoulders, your face buried in his neck. You manage a small nod before feeling another monstrous cock entering your abused hole.

How that fit was a story for another day, but your pussy was happy to be filled by two men. The pain started to go away and you moved a bit to signal them to go. They managed to keep the same pace for a while. König let you lay back on his chest as Ghost held your legs, they pushed deep down into your core.

"Look at you, taking both of us." Ghost mumbles. "Such an obedient little pet." 

"Such a good girl, liebe." König moans in your ear.

They kept fucking you until you felt empty again. Emptier than ever. Your pants were taken away from your body and König pulled you on top of him as he sat down on the couch, already making you sit on his shaft. Ghost came behind you and you felt a humid finger entering your tight little hole. 

"Simon-" you moan.

"Shut up." He puts another finger in.

"Too much."

"You've taken it before and you're gonna take it again like the good slut you are, understood?" You slowed down on König and felt another finger inside of you, stretching your butthole. You couldn't help but whimper at the way he was using you. "Don't stop fucking her." König holds your hips and starts thrusting harder.

Ghost replaced his fingers with his aching dick and you've never felt so good, so filled. He waited a minute before moving, giving you a bit to adjust. But goddamn it you were tight.

As soon as the pain went away, he started to move, gradually going faster. König was a whimpering mess below you, moaning german praises in your ear. In little to no time, you found yourself being railed once again.

"Can't take much more." König whimpered, digging his nails on your hips. Ghost landed a sharp slap to your ass and towered over you to reach for your clit, he stimulated you as he buried his face in the crook of your neck, trying to memorize your scent.

Your legs trembled as you felt your high approaching faster and faster, and you fall on König's chest, trying to muffle your loud moans. 

"That's right, baby, be a good girl and come for us." König holds you close, reaching a new spot. That's what it took for you to squirt all over their dicks. Crying at the non stopping thrusts.

"Always have to leave a mess, huh?" You're still squirming as you hear Ghost say. "Fuck, you're so pretty when you cry."

König also feels his orgasm approaching and with a few more thrusts he can't hold it anymore.

"Gonna fill your cunt with my cum." He moans, holding your chin to look at him. He comes inside of you, but he doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon. He keeps on slamming his dick inside your cervix and pushing his cum inside you, making the tears fall out of your eyes. He becomes a whimpering mess as he overstimulates his dick in your pussy.

Ghost also can't stop thinking about how good you feel, and how bad he needs to cum inside you. He slips a hand in front of your body and squeezes your breasts. It was enough to electrify his body and sent shivers down his spine. With just a few more erratic thrusts, he spills his seeds in your hole. He pulls out, kissing your back through his mask. König finally pulls out too, his dick red from the overstimulation. You collapse on his chest, losing consciousness.

"Truce?" He asks Ghost, who's getting dressed.

"Truce."

[sillyyuserr]

posting again at nearly 1am :P

another small analysis (if you can even call it that)

what im going to be talking about takes place in jshk, chapter 79, a quick recap. This is during the red house arc, and at this point in time kou and nene are in the red house, whilst akane and teru are at the shrine talking to what seems to be either a worker at the shrine or a family member/family friend of teru’s (and aoi’s in the far shore but shes not very relevant in this chapter).

after they fail to get something out of the “family friend”, teru exhaustedly lyes down and starts “ranting” to akane ab how hard his life is

and whilst doing this they somehow get to the topic of aoi. And akane starts to wonder if teru GENUINELY likes her. And i mean we can kind of tell he doesnt, but its still a little odd to see him act like this

does he like aoi? We never truly will know, but theres alot of things implying he doesnt like her (and vice versa) but im too lazy to go digging those up so just take my word for it 😭

but akane doesnt even look mad here??? he’d usually either bitchslap someone for talking ab dating her or even hitting ppl with a fucking spiked bat who glance at her

but this? who knows. And not to mention teru looks almost sad when akane mentions him possibly liking her. Almost as if he misunderstood his intenions??

This is very interesting to me, he looks almost distant, but not in the way of no one understands him or he wants to get away from everyone but in the “im trying to tell you what i mean but you’re not getting it” kind of way.

you see it too right? Pls tell me im not insane 😭

but why is he looking like this at akane? Well lets come up with a few ideas. one reason could be because he’s possibly “hinting” to akane that he likes aoi, although this doesnt make much sense considering he literally asked him that straight up and thats his literal direct response.

another reason could be that he’s sad akane’s brought-ten up her again. Not because he dislikes her, but maybe a little reminder that akane still likes aoi, and that he’s still JUST out of his reach.

After that akane talks about going to save aoi on his own since teru’s being a sad sack and wont do it himself, leading up to these 2 panels.

LIKE UHM???? HOLD ON

Lets look closer here 😭 not only does he have the most love-struck eyes ive ever seen, but also he’s blushing??? ON BOTH SIDES?? Also the way his expression takes up the entirety of the upper half of this panel shows us that this is kind of important and for us to really pay attention to it.

ive seen him make this face TWICE. Both times looking at who you may ask? Take a guess

I have so many takes on terukane but no one wants to listen to them so i go to tumblr and share with my singular follower💀 im not even exaggerating

One sided terukane makes me SICK 😭

[feketeribizli]

okay gax divorce is extremely intriguing to me i have to admit, but for the life of me i can't figure out what it's about. what happened man 😭😭

might be exposing myself here as ive been only focusing on the results and not how we got here lmao but basically the jist of it from how ive been perceiving this is:

during qualifying max impended george which IS dangerous and normally gets penalized but from what i know they were both on outlaps so it doesnt fucking matter. to me at least. max gets pole george is p2 with a 0.055 difference (which is hot and means a lot to me because i thought merc would be flopping hard. cause thats what we do now)

come race day and max gets a one-grid penalty, george inheriting pole which again. is not a big deal to me (i cheered i wont lie) cause youre still front row and you literally said youll get the lead back in turn one. which you did and you won and hes humbled and humiliated in p4 (my man got fucked with the tyre strategy i just want to point that out. i loved the double overtake hazing ritual he got tho)

max radio after the race shading george and talking about karma (it was funny. bit cringe if you ask me. and why did horner yabba dabba doo on saturday)

and we couldve moved on soooooo fast but comes the post-race press and obviously they have to bring the debacle up and max starts airing shit out (screw someone... like... sexc 🥹). according to him george pulled some next level snake shit with the stewards to get him penalized (everyone wouldve done that) and he basically called george a two-faced skanky ass hoe (drivers act different behind the cameras? should we be surprised? should we call mohammed ben suleyman?)

allegedly max said some other, worse shit that i wish we had on camera but we only got ted kravitz paraphrasing it as "you and your fia mates" which is becoming a point of contention here (as george is the head of the drivers association that has been trying to stand up against the fia for better and more clear rules and regulations, right now mainly in support of max against the stupid punishments he got) (max, whos running to the head of fia on his own. tho im not too clear on this but if we wanna get serious about this it needs to be said) (this situation is also like a free blocklist cause some of yall have real braindead takes on it)

tldr; guy who maximalizes 100% of the track vs guy who maximalizes 100% of the book of regulations. these two have a history of clashes so something like this was bound to happen again 😁

it just really gets me because as a regular guy all of this seems so small and inconsequental to me and these two (well. max mostly) managed to blew it up so much

[hotelraleigh]

love the echoes n equilibrium series....just a few qs...ahh...

(1) when did harvey fall for the farmer? was it a oh they're hot thing or just over time this intense sort of need to care for them given all the shit they get up to. the farmer is so interior and i love them but i wont lie ive been soooo curious about harvey's perspective in those first few months of the farmer fucking around and finding out

(2) in the whole situationship leading up to the confession, has harvey ever had thoughts on like...fully moving on, given how much it's clear he wants farmer in a way that doesn't seem reciprocated at the time?

(3) has he ever jacked off to them...

thank you for your questions!!

1) man i wanna write another harvey pov now bc y'all are giving me such rich qs to think about. it was definitely a slowburn for harvey - as i wrote, harvey himself was confused and surprised by his strong reaction to the farmer (scolding her for carelessness, etc) bc it was out of character for him. And while I do believe harvey is actually someone pretty in touch with their own emotions (rational, for sure, but also deeply empathetic), I also think it's been a minute since he felt such strong attraction to someone and thus wasn't able to clock it immediately (particularly bc it was simultaneously wrapped up in real concern, frustration, etc). the way i wrote his pov in part 1, he was an incredibly career-oriented man, sometimes at the expense of relationships. so this was new, this was exciting (in a strange way), and he almost definitely had an oh fuck moment after months and spiraled about the ethics and legality of it all.

2) oof i love this question. So i think there's 2 parts to this. First, as kind of stated above, I think he is slightly out of depth when it comes to his feelings for the farmer. Not that he's not aware of them, but rather the intensity. I think he is an intellectualizer at times, so he is explaining away the intensity, at least for now. Second, and this came up in a previous ask, but I also think he's dealing with some self-esteem stuff, so he is really banking on the idea that this is all I deserve so why would I give it up. I'll take what I can get cause I'm not gonna get it again, kinda thing. (This will def come up in future pieces.)

3) YUP. And you KNOW he felt sooooo guilty afterwards he couldn't look the farmer in the eyes for days lmfaoooooo

[tossball-stick]

theyve just got a lot of appeal okay

i dont think vaughn ever liked jack. i hc that hes always been skeptical about him, but more from a distance. he tries not to involve himself with jack as much as possible. he has a feeling the more he tries to learn, the MORE he'll have to try to get his best friend to stop obsessing over that guy. so he just keeps himself in the dark, focuses on work and friends.

jack will occasionally mingle around in some of the more common bars or clubs set up in helios. he likes the attention, the way everyone is trying to touch and see and hear him. the alcohol probably helps as well. usually it happens when he needs an ego boost. sometimes he'll even flirt around, if some of these dumb poor middle class helios workers have enough good looks.

so imagine vaughns surprise when jack waltzes up to him and yvette tying to have a quiet night at the bar together.

jack showed up without warning, and a crowd followed. vaughn and yvette had been trying to ignore it all and just drink, keep chatting with each other. about rhys, about work, about what movies theyd seen.

so imagine both of their surprise when jacks the one that waltzes right up to them.

he says something about how strange it is that neither of them have even attempted to get up to meet him. he asks if they hate him, of theyre against him.

vaughn is slack jawed, stunned into silence. somehow this walking nerd emoji managed to pull the attention of jack by... doing nothing?

yvette is the first to respond, her eyes wode and expression clearly surprised. of course we're not against you, she assures. she insists that they simply didn't want to bother jack, hes a very busy man after all. vaughn nods along with her.

vaughn starts assuming that yvette was the reason jack came over here- he couldnt blame the man. she was an attractive woman- and smart, and she definitely had the charisma to get far in hyperion. if vaughn could be attracted to women, he probably would have fallen fast and hard for yvette.

so, imagine his further shock when jack puts a hand on his shoulder.

he says hes gonna give vaughn the offer of a lifetime. he says he wants to take vaughn back to a room, that hes had enough mingling with the common folk and vaughn is who grabbed his attention.

now, jack is saying this with like. the full intention of killing vaughn. he wants a quick ego boost from giving some coomer dweeb the sex of his lifetime, then be done with him. he wants the ego boost of being someones best sexual encounter. this was basically a guarantee for that.

and vaughns like. freaking out mentally. whys handsome fucking jack being drawn to him?

so he downs the rest of his beer, chugging it as quick as he can. yvette hesitates stopping him. he knows denying jack this would lead to something not good, and hes sure letting this happen also wouldnt be good.

but what choice does he have?

he bites his lip as he looks at jack and says that he'll go, but that he needs to be drunker first.

and, of course, yvette asks if hes sure. and he can only shrug.

but jack seems happy by that. he buys vaughn more beer. as the accountant drinks and drinks, and once yvette leaves, jack gets vaughn to start talking. interests, hobbies, stuff like that.

the night goes on and on, and eventually jack is nearly dragging a red faced, laughing, blacked out vaughn to a private room.

and the next morning vaughn wakes up, rolled over to his side, and seems handsome jack right fucking there. and vaughn isnt dead.

and he wont die, for a long, long time.

[orpheusilver]

care to elaborate on the miles venom arc?

YES okay so. the thing abt the symbiote is that (like any good corruption arc) it feeds on and amplifies the worst traits of a character, which is pretty straightforward in peters case - his biggest issue is his anger, usually manifesting via retribution (eg. "i missed the part where thats my problem", hunting down uncle bens killer), so his origin story is always the great power/great responsibility thing so he learns to temper that rage. what the symbiote does, practically, is force him to unlearn that foundational character arc and regress to his worst self

since the symbiote really really loves aggression peter parker is literally its dream guy but miles is a little more complex. hes definitely susceptible to that same anger (eg. wanting to "make kingpin pay", the entire sm2 martin li arc) but not as often and nowhere near as hardcore, so the peter playbook wont work as well for him (and also it would be fucking boring. weve seen that shit like 8 times already (not saying symbiote peter is boring i just think modern iterations need to explore new aspects to avoid treading the same ground constantly (sm2 does this very fucking well (also yuri lowenthal is a great va for peter like right up there with josh keaton (i think this many parentheses means im off topic (the adhd demon got me))))))

SO. whats miles' major issue he needs to overcome in his origin story? full disclosure i have not read the comics (but i heard they had some issues with his initial characterization anyway? which is fair enough tbh writing the successor to such an iconic guy is Fucking Hard) so TO ME PERSONALLY!! spider-verse miles is the definitive iteration of the guy and like. we all remember the whats up danger scene, his origin arc is overcoming self-doubt and learning to believe in himself ("its a leap of faith", "youre on your way, just keep going") which, alongside social anxiety (eg. the itsv "everyone knows" scene, sm2 "are you mad at me? it sounds like youre mad at me" dialog), seems to be part of some general anxiety issues. this is pretty well supported by the recent "the spider within" short film (which funnily enough is very fucking reminiscent of some sequences in kravens last hunt, not relevant but kinda cool) which also shows how miles responds by self-isolating, similarly to ps5 miles when peter ignores him

the symbiote can exploit his self-doubt pretty easily, the inherent power boost will do most of the heavy lifting to make him feel like hes not good enough without it - what if he runs out of web at the worst moment? what if hes not strong or fast enough to save someone? what if hes caught mid-costume change because hes so used to the suit changing itself? the more valid the (inital) concerns the better imo

the social anxiety is a tricky one but i think if miles traps himself in a doom loop of self-isolation he might spiral into genuine paranoia, which combined w/ the patented symbiote rage could lead him to lash out at people around him. "everyone secretly hates me so im gonna avoid being around people" -> "i feel alienated from everyone i know so im gonna avoid them even harder" -> "am i 'okay'? why would you care? what are you playing at? fuck off and leave me alone" -> "nobody wants to interact w/ me so everyone who does must have ulterior motives and is therefore a threat to me/my family/my city" -> "im completely isolated but bad things are still happening so people must be conspiring against me w/o my knowledge" -> "literally everyone on earth is out to get me and i need to fight them about it"

from there i think the ideal conclusion is pretty self-evident - miles takes a metaphorical leap of faith (calling back to the lesson learned in his origin arc) by actively choosing to trust someone, reach out and ask for help w/ removing the symbiote and dealing with the contemporary big bad (potentially his local peter variant bc hes got experience w/ symbiote removal and it would tie into the "leap of faith" motif but idk)

so tldr: a miles symbiote arc would be different to peters arcs in some (very interesting) key ways - rather than unbridled aggression he could be characterized by intense anxiety, manifesting as paranoid self-isolation and a sense of dependence on the symbiote suit, and would end the arc by reaching out for help in a symbolic leap of faith

[hearts401]

do you have any ideas in mind for how swap!evans scrap baby design would look, assuming its different from regular scrap baby? (since yk, its implied(?) they rebuilt themself after getting kicked out of ennard)

oh and how did/do evan and circus baby interact/feel about each other?

-cross

I DREW THIS ASK TODAY AND CANNOT SHARE THE ART BC ITS. ON PAPER. AND I DONT HAVE MY PHONE

But i thought id answer anyways, ill rb with a doodle if i can manage one (maybe in my animation class?)

first of all, he'd not be half as smashed up as liz was. he wanted to be cute and whatever, and his goal is. not killing ppl lmao.

so he goes back and gets a discarded unused circus baby faceplate from the bunker. its old and the faceplates dont move well at all (rusty and stuck together, mostly) but its not horrible. its also cracked a bit but. what can you do?

instead of wires and whatever i think hed want something softer to use for hair so i gave him some sort of fucked up string. its thick and fluffy but falling appart :( poor dude he also got other discarded animatronic concepts that william and henry kept in case they wanted to use them elsewhere. evan still has the claw on one hand but the other is an unnecessarily large paw (he cant exactly remember why at this point, but he loves bears so the paw caught his eye)

his outfit is just cloathes he found in the garbage and therefore doesnt fit well. and his torso is just the usual circus baby torso if not a bit fucked up by all the time itd been left in the bunker. its also cracked and rusty similar to his mask

his feet r just whatever he could find, but those wont even be seen a lot bc hes in the vents so who cares

the big paw is also one of the same as what molten freddy dug up to replace the rubber hose esque hands ennard had (not REALLY rubber hose but meant to look the part yk?)

as for evs relationship w cbby, its complicated. he initially wants nothing to do with the animatronic or possessing it, but when he sees liz he suddenly wants to seize control (hence bouncing between circus baby and evan)

at that time, there was still a pretty clear line between evan and cbby, bc of how hed avoided her n shit in a way bc he cant. he cant leave her lmao but he just didnt try to BE her. still while SL takes place the line does blur between him and cbby.

post scoop he finds mike and tells him about elizabeth and for a while michael keeps him seperate from the other animatronics bc yk, having someone he KNEW was his sibling and who KNEW his identity helped him and michael is the most conscious of everyone. and so he once again was aware of who he was but when michael and the funtimes both dumped him they reallty merged and it became unclear who was who (which lead to his memories getting fucked wehn he was rebuilding himself) and just overall hes weird and Not Evan Anymore. especially because evan being rejected by michael compared to circus baby being abandoned by william and the funtimes and that pain of being thrown to the curb causing anger in both that ended with them having such similar ideas and feelings that they might as well be the same entity

as far as interactions go, they really didnt interact much for a VERY long time and when they did it was quick and uncomfortable. but when evan tried to wrestle control back its started a weird silent relationshi

Circus baby did not want to get rid of him, she didnt entirely know what he was ("I still hear her sometimes" yk?) other than shed killed him and sometimes shed say things she didnt think.

evan didnt like how everything was going with elizabeth, so he wanted to subtly steer her elsewhere. however, between his own bitterness at her leaving him alone and inadvertently causing his death, and circus baby and him becoming one, he eventually began leading her to the scooper.

and evan is a lot more convincing than circus baby was.

its not until he's set free that evan is actually evan again

[harringrovefresh]

Wanna write a fic where Billy LOVES dogs. He begged for a puppy as a kid until Neil snapped and he realised he'd have to wait until he can move out to get a dog.

But then Neil marries Susan and they move to Hawkins and everything season 2 happens and things are tense at the Hargrove Mayfield house

Christmas comes and Neil and Susan get Max a puppy and Billy is furious but can't say shit and also terrified because what happens when the puppy pissed Neil off? And he knows if he lets Neil know that hes actually stoked about having a dog in the house (even if he has nightmares abour what his dad might do to it and a bitter resentment max gets what he always wanred) then theres no chance of them still having a dog by next year so he ignores it unless ordered to interact with it, and will move away whenever it tries to sit next to him. Or paw at him and he wont shut up to people at school about his little bitch of a sister and her little bitch of a dog and how he hates it.

And Max? Max never wanted a dog. Sure they're cute and all but she doesn't want it to be around chewing up her shoes or her board, she doesn't want to have to waste time she could be at the arcade walking a dog she didn't actually ask for. So she plays with it and she tries to train it but she's not exactly going all out. It's more of a chore and yet this little dog is learning tricks left right and center.

Meanwhile whenever Billy is left alone in the house with the dog he goes absolutely wild trying to train up this dog because if the dog is good and Max keeps cheering when she manages to get it to sit or lay down then maybe he won't bring her home one day to his dad saying it 'ran away'. Maybe next Christmas they'll still have a dog and maybe when he saves up enough to get the fuck out of Hawkins he can take the dog with him because it's not like Max actually wants it anyway.

But because Billy ignores the dog so often when he is giving it attention it's all over him and he gets more than one injury from having a fast growing puppy throwing itself at his face.

Which leads to injuries. And like Billy thinks he should be good at explaining away random black eyes thanks to his old man. But his dad is actually reqlly good at keeping his slaps hard enough to hurt but light enough not to bruise unless Billy is already visible injured from something else and he knows that no one will question an extra bruise on Billy's already torn up face. So usually when someone asks "what happened" about a bruise Billy already has an easy truth to fall back on. For example "got into it with Harrington at the Byers" but now he doesn't have an excuse already in his back pocket and he can't say it was rhe dog because he doesn't want his dad knowing he spends time with it and everyone else 'knows' Billy hates the dog.

And suddenly people (Max and Steve) start worrying when Billy falters before he explains a bruise, when he gets pale when asked why his nose is broken.

And Hopper starts to take note and ask Billy questions and Billy is confused as fuck because his dad's pretty much ignoring him so why is the chief of police scoping around all of a sudden

And just. A dumb yet serious fic about people finding out about Neil being an abusive shitbag because of an over excited puppy. With a side helping of sibling bonding on forced dog walks and harringrove

[eggs-can-draw]

komaeda anon: okay i may be reading too much into this BUT as someone who knows fame rules and wants to spice them up, i think kokichi likes that komaeda lets him do his own thing as long as physical harm isnt happening

he is letting the lil guy enjoy stuff in his own way!! probably asks kokichi why exactly he's doing it, if it's fun or there's any reason etc etc

okay but now you're making me think abt one of the adults walking by to check in only to double take bc the kids are playing poker with komaeda as the banker/dealer

they're using uno cards, regular cards, c-cREDIT CARDS? and nobody but them understands what that mwans

can you imagine that I wrote out an answer to this then hit a no wifi zone and tumblr fucking KILLED IT. Five million years later I have an actual response for you lol

The credit cards are all Komaeda’s/hj

Kokichi is definitely that kid that’s always pushing the limits of what he’s allowed to get away with yknow? He’s a little gremlin he’s a little funky guy. It’s not always in a “seeing how much trouble he can cause” kind of way but also in a “how much of me can they take” kind of way if that makes sense. In that regard, he has yet to find a limit with Komaeda. The only limits Komaeda would actually enforce are ones Hajime had to step in and add (like the time Komaeda let him eat worms “IT WAS ONE TIME HAJIME”) or like actually stopping you from dying limits yknow? But even then I think it’s more of a redirection type beat so you don’t even realize he’s technically saying no. Like Kokichi wants to swap the salt with sugar and komaeda notices and he suggests swapping swapping the mayonnaise and sour cream so while he’s doing that Komaeda unswaps the sugar and salt and “yknow Hajime is already out I’ll just text him to grab more mayo and sour cream”

ONTO FUNNY POKER GAME - Kokichi is maintaining his lead by upping his ante of mischief steadily in ways he KNOWS will make everyone laugh. He just so happens to bring up a funny fun fact, he is slowly replacing the chips with tiny plastic horses and so on and so forth. Eliminating the competition. It’s him vs his BITTER RIVAL now and he couldn’t be more excited.

Shuichi however has taken a completely opposite approach! If he doesn’t look, he can’t react if he just keeps his eyes on his cards and doesn’t give it the time of day he won’t notice - where does he keep getting these horses - NO IF HE DOESNT LOOK HE WONT LOSE HES GOT THIS

[ciown]

I only logged in to read what was said before lol, im not even like engaging youre just saying shit to me because youre both actually scared I will get a lawyer because he wont ever in his life remove his posts because hes scared of me like what the fuck am I meant to do. Also like yeah loads of people hate me its like whatever at this point the fuck am I meant to do about it can someone get a grip I literally just read what youre saying to me and offer a response but I can stop answering and continue trying to think to myself what to do and ignore you entirely

we literally put on the blog that i'm the one who's keeping it up. i asked to take it from him and i posted those screenshots. he shows me your messages bc i ask to see them bc i don't want him to deal with all of this alone. he is certainly aware of the blog and what i'm doing. but this is all me doing it. willingly and wantingly

you are meant to leave us alone about it. i don't know why you're getting stressed and overwhelmed with me responding to you. do you not want that? i'm not going to not respond to you. ignoring you does jack shit so i don't see why i should do that when ignoring you leads to you stalking robin or his bf and spamming them over existing. ignoring you clearly wasn't working. avoiding you wasn't working. leaving robin's DMs as a place to vent is not manageable for his health (which is something he wanted to do for you) when ignoring and avoiding wasn't working. we have nothing left in the effort to get you to leave us alone

[chr0llossexygf]

MISUNDERSTANDING II

PAIRING: eddie munson x henderson!fem

SUMMARY: prom is coming up. you wanted to go with eddie, eddie didn’t wanna go with you. at least that’s what you thought. insecurities kick in and you refuse to talk or look at eddie. but he can’t stand a day without talking to you. how is he supposed to apologise when it’s a total misunderstanding?

part 1 / part 2

WARNING: insecure reader! reader comparing herself! cuss words! angst! pls tell me if i missed any! also i’m rlly sorry i can’t tag more then 50 ppl tumblr wont let me i’m so sorry 😭

“ y/n?” she says tilting her head to the side in confusion, “ oh my god chrissy i’m so sorry. i didn’t know- is uhm jason here?” you mumble biting your nails. chrissy stares at you and nods, “ yeah. yeah he is. is everything okay?” she says running a hand through her hair. “ yeah i just-“ your cut off by loud laughter coming from the inside. “ sorry jason decided to have a movie night.” chrissy mumbles looking down, she’s embarrassed. talking about plans with someone who isn’t invited. “ actually i just wanted to ask jason something about prom..” you whisper. chrissy nods smiling, “ oh oh okay!” she says smiling. she turns around, “ jason! your going to prom with y/n?” chrissy yells, “ no no chrissy-“ you panic shaking your head. more laughter erupts from the living room. “ imagine!” someone yells laughing. “ hell no!” jason yells back laughing. chrissy turns to look at you in shock. you look down at your shoes tearing up. you hear footsteps. “ it was just a stupid prank babe-” jason wraps an arm around chrissy, not expecting you to be standing there. “ oh shit-“ he cusses under his breath looking at you.

you pause. “ nevermind.” you whisper in a shaky voice. you turn around walking to your bike, “ y/n wait!” chrissy yells running after you. you start to tear up. grabbing your bike. “ y/n!” chrissy calls for you. you ignore her. you break down into sobs. this is so embarrassing. chrissy and jason watching you cry. “ y/n please-“ you cut chrissy off. “ it’s fine.” you mumble wiping your tears with the sleeve of your shirt. you look up at chrissy trying to hold back a sob. why are you crying so much? is it because you actually believed jason would want to go to prom with you? or is it because of eddie?

“ it’s fine chrissy.” you whisper quickly wiping the tears. chrissy pauses. “ i’m sorry.” she mumbles looking down, unable to make eye contact. she’s embarrassed. not for you. embarrassed of her ‘friends’ actions. you shake your head. getting on your bike you immediately start paddling trying to get as far away as possible. it starts raining. this is so stupid. this is such bullshit. why are you crying so much. for fuck sake this is so dumb and annoying. why are boys so mean. why are they so dumb and stupid. why are they such idiots. are you unlikeable? are you just not pretty enough? no your super pretty. just not pretty enough. not pretty enough, no fuck that you are pretty. super duper pretty. but looking at chrissy. of course eddie would wanna go with her. of course jason wouldn’t wanna go to prom with you. it’s so confusing and tiring. why would they both lead you on thinking you have a chance just to humiliate you in the end. it’s so humiliating. first eddie now jason. now the whole basketball and cheer team know. it’s so fucking embarrassing.

paddling in the rain. it’s so dumb and cliche. why are boys such idiots. you start to tear sob. everything is stupid. why can’t you just live your teenage dream. all you want to do is go to prom with someone. maybe even getting a cute promposal but that’s too much to ask for here in hawkins. why are boys so inconsiderate and stupid. or is it you. are you too much of a hopeless romantic? are you asking for too much? are you unloveable? no that’s too far. your so loveable the heck? the sound of your sniffles is nothing compared to the sound of the rain. you take a turn. there are so many thoughts going through your mind right now. so so so many thoughts. but only one seems to affect you differently. if eddie wanted to ask chrissy out from the first place why couldn’t he just tell you? was it because he knew you would no one else to go with? why would that bother him so much. you’d rather go alone then ruin your best friends attempt in ‘teenage love’.

why can’t your ‘love story’ be like the love stories in books. is it everybody else or is it just you that’s doing it wrong. it can’t be you. your not doing anything wrong. your just a teenage girl hoping for a chance in love but teen boys are just too dumb. or maybe it’s just you. everyone around you has their perfect love story. you’ve seen the way the boys at school treat the girls they like. even fantasised about it. fantasising about someone liking you. but seeing the events of today. seems kind of impossible. it’s such bullshit. why couldn’t he just tell you from the start. why the fuck. you start paddling faster and harder in rage. why the fuck not. why couldn’t he just tell you and save you the embarrassment. the rain keeps pouring. that’s not gonna stop you. you have so much sadness and anger stored inside you.

are you overreacting? no there’s no way you are. you deserve to feel upset and mad. you deserve to cry in the rain. are you sad because of eddie or yourself. are you just sad because eddie couldn’t reject you. or are you sad because it’s you who he’s rejecting you. or is it because of jason? no no it’s not about jason. this is about eddie. if it was jason rejecting you from the start you wouldn’t feel this level of sadness. but this is eddie. and he’s rejecting you. gosh it’s so tiring and confusing. the rain keeps pouring and pouring. so do your tears.

“ what are you talking about!” dustin yells covering his face with his hands. eddie groans belly flopping onto your bed. it smells like you. it smells so much like you. it’s comforting. it’s soothing. it calms him down. he quickly sits up hiding his face in his hands. “ i had this whole thing planned and i was gonna ask her out later today and i know she’s kind of a hopeless romantic so i planned this whole thing and now i can’t-“ he takes a deep breath in trying to calm himself. dustin grabs a pillow, hitting eddie with it repeatedly. “ ow ow!” eddie yells. dustin stops. eddie stares at dustin. dustin stares at eddie.

“ i have to do-“

“ you need to do-“

they both freeze in shock. dustin smiles. so does eddie. “ what do i do.” eddie groans laying on your bed. “ you could go outside and look for her.” dustin says plopping down next to eddie. eddie sighs, “ it’s too late now she could be anywhere.” eddie whispers. dustin slaps eddie’s back, eddie arches his back. “ ow!” he winced quickly sitting up. “ it’s never too late for true love.” dustin teases. eddie shoves dustin. “ what am i supposed to do.” eddie groans hiding his face into his hands, groaning. “ it’s too late now-“ eddie stands up. “ she probably went to ask out jason. or steve. i’m too late. gosh i’m too late. jesus christ!” eddie yells kicking the air with both of his legs. “ hey hey okay let’s think calmly-“ eddie cuts dustin off. “ calmly?! you expect me to remain calm when i literally drove her off?” eddie whines again kicking his legs in the air. dustin sighs. “ your right this is totally your fault.” dustin says joining eddie, laying back against your bed. they both remain silent for a couple of minutes. “ you know. i’ve always liked your sister.” eddie says. “ i know.” dustin says. eddie raises an eyebrow. “ no you don’t.” eddie says in defense. “ oh please everybody in the party knows.” dustin says. “ no they dont.” he scoffs. “ sure.” dustin whispers chuckling. “ do they actually?” eddie asks turning his head to look at dustin. dustin does the same. “ no you idiot they don’t. you refuse to show it.” dustin says. eddie groans looking back up into the ceiling. “ how am i supposed to show it.” eddie groans, about to kick his legs into the air. “ no kicking!” dustin yells. eddie sighs.

the bedroom door slams open. they both quickly sit up. to look at you. your drenched. your hair is soaked. your shirt sticking to your torso. your light blue jeans now dark blue. “you!” you yell pointing at eddie. eddie immediately stands up. “me?” he asks. you grab his wrist pulling him out of your room. “ hey hey hey wait!” dustin panics running behind you and eddie. you ignore dustin and continue pulling eddie behind you. you open the house door. pushing eddie out. slamming the door on dustin. you walk infront of eddie. “ why didn’t you just say no from the start.” you say as the rain keeps pouring. eddie pauses. dustin groans slamming the house door, “ eddie speak!” he yells. eddie shakes his head. “ you embarrassed me eddie! you could’ve just no from the start then none of this would’ve happened. you should’ve just told me you wanted to go with chrissy instead of making me beg repeatedly!” you yell tearing up. eddie watches. your eyes are swollen. your lips are swollen. your beautiful doe eyes are teary. and it’s his fault. this is all his fault. he wants to say something. he can’t form words. he can’t think of the right words to say.

“ i’m sorry.” he mumbles looking down. “ that’s it? sorry?” you scoff. eddie looks back up at you, “ no actually it’s not just sorry!” he says, he grabs your wrist. “ what’re you doing.” you say. he doesn’t answer. “ eddie. eddie! what are you doing!” you say trying to yank your hand. he keeps a tight grip on your wrist, he keeps walking. stopping infront of your car. “ open it.” he says. “ what?” you say in confusion. “ open the car door y/n” he repeats. “ why?” you say looking him in the eyes. gosh his eyes are so beautiful. “ just open it y/n.” he says letting go of your wrist. you reach for your car keys in your pocket. you open the car door. eddie walks to the other side of the car. opening the door he sits in the passenger seat. “ i uhm…” he stutters. he can’t look at you. he can’t make eye contact with you. he nervously covers his mouth with his hair. you look at him. fuck why is he so cute?

“ this is why..” he whispers reaching for his pocket. you tilt your head to the side. he grabs a cassette. “ i made a mixtape of songs that remind me of you..” he whispers pushing the cassette into the radio. you stare at him. he presses play. back to the old house by the smiths starts playing. you gulp. “ all these songs remind me of you. you just. you make me really happy sometimes. not sometimes all the time. and i really fucked up earlier. i don’t know how to-“ he cuts himself off taking a deep breath in. “ i wanted to ask you out to prom from the beginning. i wanted to make it special. i didn’t want you to with jason because i knew he wouldn’t put an effort into asking you. and because well it’s jason. i know this is practically nothing and you deserve so much more i just-“ your heart explodes. your heart is racing. the butterflies go crazy in your stomach. oh god oh god oh god.

“ this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me.” you say looking at him. eddie looks at you. fuck. his heart. you look so beautiful. your eyes look so pretty. you have the most beautiful eyes. he looks at you. he can’t even focus. he looks into your eyes. he’s so lost in them. they hold so much power over him. your eyes alone are powerful enough to make him stop breathing. the rain is loud. the sound of the rain is drowned out. all his attention is on you. “ you deserve so much more.” eddie whispers. you bite your lower lip. “ you made a mixtape for me eddie?” you mumble trying to contain your smile. “ shut up.” he says. you giggle. “ did you just laugh at eddie the dungeon master?” eddie says sternly still looking at you. “ did eddie the dungeon master just make me a mixtape with the smiths?” you say giggling. eddie smiles.

someone starts banging on the car window. you both turn around. “ guys! please!” dustin yells pounding on the car window. eddie gets out of the car. he runs to dustin. dustin stare at eddie. eddie stares at dustin. “ did i just ruin a moment?” eddie says staring at eddie. eddie remains silent. dustin remains silent. eddie runs tackling dustin. “ what’re you doing!” dustin yells. eddie pushes him off. “ son of a bitch” dustin tackles eddie. “ no! no wedgies no wedgies!” dustin screams. eddie pulls away, he grabs dustin’s face. “ never change dustin henderson.” eddie smiles. “ promise me?” eddie says. “ wasnt planning on it.” dustin says.

you roll down your car window. “ eddie made me a mixtape.” you say looking at dustin. dustin pushes eddie off. “ what!?” dustin exclaims laughing. you start laughing. eddie groans. “ damn you hendersons.” eddie says. he crouches down to meet you in the car window. he grabs your face. “ you too. never change y/n henderson.” he says squishing your face. you giggle. you grab his face pulling him in. your lips meet his. dustin gasps. eddie’s eyes widen. you smile. you pull his face back. you laugh. “ what?” you say giggling. “ so that’s a yes i’m guessing.” eddie says. “ yeah eddie munson i’ll go to prom with you.” you say.

“ guys it’s raining really bad can we go back inside!” dustin yells. you giggle. eddie takes a deep breath in. he pulls away from you. takes a few steps back. he looks at dustin. he runs and tackles dustin again. “ no wedgies!” dustin screams.

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[nightferns]

The Third Variant to the SootCraft Fundy and Wilbur family drama that Maybe Accidentally Started it

So yesterday me and @bigbraveboop came to the conclusion that C!fundy had an arc in early early L'manburg that we were kinda unaware of. And it cracks the case of... how the family drama started. And also is why is this exists

C!Tommy was the catalyst of the c!Fundy | c!Wilbur family drama in S1 and i promise i have proof

all /rp

So what does Fundy repeatedly say is his biggest gripe with Wilbur currently and multiple times after his death? Well:

“You were there for me for a very very long time and then when i needed you the most, you skedaddled fuck the out of my life and died. Because of what? L’manberg’s causes, huh? You thought that was- You thought that was justice? You thought that was good for me? You left me, man.’

“The dad that- my dad that exploded himself for the sake of a country, just for that country to be demolished in future hands?-"

“He put me to priority number 2, man. He put me in the second place.”

So its about L’manburg being more important than him to Wilbur.

Now lets dig deep, where did that insecurity start? Why did Fundy arrive at this conclusion? Why did he feel like this in the first place about his position in L’manburg and his Father?

We kinda assume it was always there or was because of Wilbur actually prioritizing L’manburg over his son/being negectfull. But no! Fundy was very confident in his realtionship with Wilbur and his position in L’manburg at the Start and we see tha change so!

I want to argue that this insecurity... didn't come from Wilbur or any of his actions or lack thereof. Not directly.

“Wilbur? I dunno, Wilbur’s a man of chaos, alright- due to the lore of the server, Wilbur may or may not have been the father of our nation, but- that doesn’t mean he’s for everything I do. That doesn’t mean he stands behind me, alright? Not necessarily...not necessarily.”

This is the first instance of Fundy doubting his connection to Wilbur helping things, i'd argue it still was a part of a lighhearted bit that isn’t to be taken too seriously in the context of the larger story but i realized something that made me change my mind, i mean it is still a lighthearted bit but it connects to a certain quote from uncle Innit:

“What would father think?”

And then that got me thinking and:

Part 1 aka Early L'manburg Fundy had different feelings towards Wilbur than Civil War Fundy

So how did Fundy act towars Wilbur early on?

Fundy: "Don't speak to me ma- hey that's fucked up don't talk about that. That's-"

Tommy: "Listen Th- you gotta kn- you gotta know you don't speak to the boss's son like that. Nevermind about- about the boss's wife to the boss's son in front of the boss's right hand man! You really gotta- You really gotta read the room Thunder."

Fundy: "Yea you don't. You don't."

JM: "fine ok let him do what he wants to do, i just don't wanna hear about it [..]"

Tommy: "Listen to me Fundy- Listen to me Fundy- he didn't mean that- he's just a bold man- he had- he had a little-"

Fundy [turning to JM]: "I will tell on you."

Tommy: " NO no no no Fundy- Fundy He had a little flirt with Dream- he had a little flirt with dream, he's- he's a- he's really new, he's learing his boundaries, he's over stepped them, alright, listen, but you don't have to tell Will, you don't have to tell no-one. "

[To JM] "Thunder you need to to calm your fucking- holy shit."

"-Please, please give him a rest."

JM: "no i- im sorry, im sorry, i'm sorry Fundy"

Fundy: 'I don't want this behavior again, alright."

JM: "no i wont- i wont-"

Fundy: 'Don't talk to my Dad OR my salmon Mother like that ever again, i will tell on you, keep it in mind. I have privilege to speak up against-"

JM: "i understand."

I will come back to the i have a privilege line later but first, from this we see Fundy being confident that Wilbur would take his side because he is his son. He is the “i will tell my parents about this” kid, alongside that he doesn’t feel like he has no imput in decisions, he doesnt feel insecure here he is in the position of power. 

So again when did it appear?

Well,

Fundy: “I may or may not have scammed a bunch of people, including all of L’manburg people, um…”

Tommy: “You scammed L’manburg members?!”

Fundy: “But here’s the thing – I’m willing to pay you a part of the profit if you help me out here!”

Tommy: “Fundy…okay, can I tell you what’s happened from my point of view? The son of the President has gone around scamming the other presidential members, and as the Vice President whilst the President’s not on, this is my duty to make sure that this doesn’t pull apart L’manburg. And what you’re saying – what you’ve essentially just said is, ‘hey, can I bribe you?’“

Fundy: “…Can I?”

Tommy: “Jesus Christ…No, okay, we need to settle this now, ‘cause I mean if this happens on my turf, I’m gonna fucking take the blame from this from Wilbur, alright…so listen, Fundy, under no circumstances can you bribe anyone!”

Fundy: “I got two Netherite scraps?”

Tommy: “Okay, okay – explain to me what’s happened, please.”

[Fundy explains the conflict]

Tommy: “What would father think?”

Fundy: “Well, he always – he always sides…by me…obviously.”

Tommy: “Would he though? I mean, you’ve gone against the other members of the nation he fought to build.”

Fundy: “Well only because my loot has been stolen! Alright?”

Tommy: “This sounds petty, Fundy.”

Fundy: “Okay, okay, I can word this differently in my favor.”

Tommy: “No, okay, no – you’re not meant to say that out loud! Okay, I’m gonna ask Tubbo what’s happened, and then from there on we’ll – but please do not do any – we can’t have L’manburg falling out over this, alright?” 

So here we see Fundy the president’s son being put in comparison to L’manburg the nation the president built for what Wilbur would prioritize for the first time, and Tommy sows the seeds that maybe L’manburg matters more to Wilbur than him, that Wilbur would choose the nation. this is also first time Fundy has been sort of excluded from the Whole of L’manburg.

and we see Tommy’s words affect Fundy,

Fundy: “We gotta list everyone who’s against me:”

“I killed Tubbo twice, I stole his bow. Tubbo’s probably against me.”

“Tommy has always been against me from the start.”

“Sapnap is against me because I killed his animals and stole them.”

“Punz is against me ‘cause I stole his bees.”

“Eret is against me ‘cause I went after Karl.”

“Karl’s against me ‘cause -- I just realized I’ve made a lot of enemies...I just realized I don’t have many -- I don’t have many allies on the server. There’s not many allies.”

“Who’s neutral? Niki! Niki is with me! Niki is friendly.”

“Wilbur? I dunno, Wilbur’s a man of chaos, alright...due to the lore of the server, Wilbur may or may not have been the father of our nation, but...that doesn’t mean he’s for everything I do. That doesn’t mean he stands behind me, alright? Not necessarily...not necessarily.”

“Quackity? Quackity’s definitely not -- no, listen, Quackity’s definitely not for me, okay. I called him a whore. There’s definitely -- there’s definitely many things Quackity has against me.”

so here is my argument... Fundy’s insecurity started with Tommy.

Part 2 Development Of Those Feelings (Uncle Tommy you’re not Helping)

Fundy, growing disillusioned with Wilbur and L’manburg, lead to this one coversation between Fundy and Wilbur,

Wilbur: Well the uh- the ballot entries have closed now.

Fundy: Who's in it?

Wilbur: Well it originally was just gonna be me and Tommy, me and Tommy tired to do it so- tried to do it so we will be the only ones running, then suddenly out of nowhere Quackity joins and enters himself on the ballot-

Fundy: Ok.

Wilbur: -so it's me and Tommy against Quackity and someone else.

Fundy: Who's someone else?

Wilbur: We don't know yet, he hasn't announced,

Fundy: Wait then- oh, so it's just a random… sneaky person who put himself in the ballot not announced who he is.

Wilbur: yeah, yeah. I mean if you wanna try and convince Quackity that you wanna run against your father.

Fundy: Yeah ok.

Wilbur: Wait, you- you wouldn't though. 

Fundy: What if i win? What are- what are you gonna do?

Wilbur: Well then you'd be Vice President.

Fundy: but-What if i win?

Wilbur: Why do you want power in L'manburg so much?

Fundy: Why do you want power?

Wilbur: Because- i led the revolution, i'm your…  i'm your president.

Fundy: That's history.

Wilbur: Wh- d- Do you not think i-  i'm suitable to run for president?

Fundy: I think you are, but i think I am as well.

Wilbur: I don't know man. I don't- i think- i think you- i think you'd be s- i think you'd be getting into a fight you wouldn't want to start with me. You've only been on the positive side of me, you've only seen my nice side, because y'know? being my son you get- you get special- y'know? You won't ever see me going against you.

Fundy: Wait so you're a biased person going for presidency.

Wilbur: Biased to my son? Yes. But, if you're gonna run against me then i'm changing, i'll- i'll go guns blazing.

Fundy: I'll have a word with Quackity.

Wilbur: Fundy i…  i've got- i've got- i've got a bad feeling about this. I think you're just gonna… you're just gonna get hurt.

Fundy: That will happen-

.

Wilbur: Fundy yeah- Yeah someone in my chat just pointed out, Fundy you started the civil war.

Niki: I mean technically Sapnap started the civil war.

Fundy: I mean- i mean technically- Yeah y' know, technically- and i'm gonna win it! It's fine! I mean what does he have on me, really?

Wilbur: I thought it was you fighting Tubbo?

Fundy: what?

Wilbur: I thought civil war was you and Tubbo?

Fundy: No, Tubbo's just a prick.

Wilbur: Sapnap's not even- not even part of L’manburg how is it a civil war?

Fundy: I don't know you brought it up!

Wilbur: Tommy told me- Tommy told me it was Tubbo and Fundy.

Fundy: Yeah no Tommy is a little bit delusional.

Wilbur: I think i've spoiled you.

Fundy: How?

Wilbur: I think you need to learn some manners.

Fundy: I dunno- power seems nice.

Wilbur: Fine, you can run against me, it won't end well for you but you can give it a go.

Fundy: Like i said i'll- i'll have a word with Quackity i'll think of my actions, see what will happen, i'm not saying necessarily that i'll go against you, then again i'm not standing beside you because you may or may not be the father of L'manburg 

Wilbur: And you! The father of you!

Fundy: That's irrelevant. To-

Wilbur: No it's not irrelevant! It's very relevant to this!

Fundy: I don't-  i don't think that's relevant to presidency

I’ll talk over Wilburs pov here in a little bit but focusing on Fundy, 

He wants to run, other than everything we established before here Fundy wants to run to prove himself to himself, and we see the other part of this conflict more internally is,  

(“[..] may or may not be the father of L'manburg- “ , “ That's irrelevant.” )

 Well, here is the insecurity about Wilbur choosing L’manburg (here his position as president) over Fundy, the being second place to L’manburg part matters here becasue i think this is where Wilbur and Fundy fundamentally clash, so Fundy doesn’t want for it to matter to Wilbur, he doesn’t want for his position as son to have any influence over Wilbur here beacuse of this fear that that’s why he may be in the second place.

now let’s move on to,

Uncle Tommy ‘helps’

Fundy: “I’m wearing glasses…are you making fun of my eyesight?!”

Tommy: “Yes.”

Sapnap: “Your father would be very disappointed.”

Fundy: “Wh – disappointed for wearing glasses?!”

Tommy: “You got glasses, like what are you wearing…”

Fundy: “What do you mean?”

Tommy: “Sapnap, Sapnap, over here. Fundy, Fundy, Fundy, I’m really sorry to say this – I’m just here to publicly denounce you.”

Fundy: “…What?”

Tommy: “I just, I – yeah. You’re stinky, you’re shitty, the fur that’s sewn onto your skin, I look at it and I go (retching sounds) And whilst you’re a lovely guy, you’re actually not, you’re really…and all the viewers are like ‘oh no!’ But they can’t smell you. I can! Holy shit, you know? I mean you know, Sapnap…”

Fundy: “I showered two hours before the stream…”

Tommy: “I know, and that’s what makes it so remarkable, how you smell that terrible.”

Fundy: “I used coconut oil…it smells good…”

…

Tommy: “Fundy, I’m just here to kinda let you know that I – if you weren’t Wilbur’s son, you would be out of L’manburg, alright? Just remember – you need to keep that relationship with your father. I saw how asshole-y and bratty you were acting in the courtroom the other night. You need to pull your shit together young man.”

Fundy: “Being neutral is – is asshole?”

Tommy: “Yes. Come with me, Sapnap. Yeah, I’ve denounced you – well no no no, you were challenging him. You were challenging him.”

Fundy: “Denounced to what?”

Tommy: “I just – it’s just a formal way of saying you suck.”

(Tommy and Sapnap leave)

Fundy: “…They are mean…They are mean! Why are they so mean? That is so mean…”

Fundy: “Listen, it is one thing making fun of a person’s appearance…it is one thing making fun of a person’s blindness, but hey – don’t fucking make fun of my coconut oil! Listen dude…that shit smells tasty! That smells good! Man…that’s…god…coconut oil, man…dude.“

…

Fundy: “TNT their houses? That will just prove their point, chat. That will just prove their point. That will just prove their point…they’re just mean. They’re so mean. But it is okay, chat. It is okay. The reason why it’s okay…that’s actually true. Why is he talking to the enemy? Wait…wait a minute. Wait a minute! So let me get the story straight real quick.”

 “Chat…just hold up a second here! Hold on a second! So Tommy is demoting me, right? And he’s saying you’re only in L’manburg because of Wil. So Tommy says…in theory, he would kick me out if he had the chance. But considering that, while he’s together with Sapnap…it leads me to believe…Tommy wants to destroy L’manburg!”

“Why would he do that? Why would he team up with Sapnap? He had no correlation with this conversation at all. What was the reason for that?”

“…Do we have another traitor in our midst?”

…

Fundy: “Listen, Tommy, here’s a really interesting theory, alright…here’s an interesting theory, Tommy. I got a little theory on my mind! Listen, boy, we’re part of L’manburg, you and me. Wil as well, Tubbo, all of us, alright? And we’re supposed to be a union! Now here’s the thing! Here’s the thing. If you said, due to Wilbur I’m still basically part of L’manburg – in other terms saying that if it was on your hands you would get me out of there, right, why would you excessively bring Sapnap, out of all people, for that conversation alone?”

Tommy: “Shall I explain to you? It’s because, Fundy, we fucking need votes, Fundy. We need votes! This Quack City guy, son of BadBoyHalo? He’s just – he’s just, like, oh my god. We needed votes. And listen, Fundy–”

Fundy: “You basically just lost my vote, and I feel like that’s your purpose!”

Tommy: “You’re in L’manburg! You vote for us already – you vote for your own father, don’t be an idiot!”

Fundy: “I feel like you’re trying to bring us apart, Tommy. I feel like your goals are not supportive towards L’manburg at the moment…”

Tommy: “From my perspective, Sapnap hates you, Fundy. Sapnap hates you. And if I go listen, if I had to tier list all of the members of L’manburg, Fundy would be in D tier. He needs to hear that.”

Fundy: “…Tommy, are you Eret?”

Post the court debate Fundy was more decided on running on his own,

“Honestly, I feel like everything just needs to change. Honestly, I feel like neither of the parties have done enough right to deserve leadership, to deserve presidency in the first place. I feel like a lot of shit needs to change.”

Fundy didnt want to endorse any of the parties, SWAG2020 was endorsed by Dream, and he belived POG2020 to be corrupt because of the bribing Karl situation, so he was more keen on running on his own, and then came the public denouncing situaion.

Obviously Fundy was hurt by this, especially considering Sapnap was his enemy, and Tommy’s words didnt do Fundy’s and Wilburs already shaky relationship many favours, but his behaviour both pushed Fundy futher away from the POG party, and started Fundy’s ‘traitor Tommy’ theory that he shared with Niki after which the Coconut2020 party was formed.

Part 3 Wilbur is a oblivious dumbass but it makes sense now.

now lets look at Wilburs pov of things, which means we are coming back to the privilege line,

Wilbur: I don't know man. I don't- i think- i think you- i think you'd be s- i think you'd be getting into a fight you wouldn't want to start with me. You've only been on the positive side of me, you've only seen my nice side, because y'know? being my son you get- you get special- y'know? You won't ever see me going against you.

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JM: "no i- im sorry, im sorry, i'm sorry Fundy"

Fundy: 'I don't want this behavior again, alright."

JM: "no i wont- i wont-"

Fundy: 'Don't talk to my Dad OR my salmon Mother like that ever again, i will tell on you, keep it in mind. I have privilege to speak up against-"

JM: "i understand."

So coming back to this quote, i belive Wilbur didnt realize Fundy had these doubts about thier relationship, because he was used to Fundy sharing his problems with him, and he was left kinda drifting in an ‘why is my son suddenly against me now??’

Wilbur didnt realize Fundy’s feelings about him had changed, as in Fundy no longer WOULD come to him if he had any probems, because Fundy used to come to him with problems, ("I will tell on you.") But Tommy’s first comment knocked him down and the debate and the Sapnap-Tommy situation had as well and the denouncement, (which Wilbur also knew shit about) because he was already insecure about his place in L’manburg and Wilbur. AND he wouldn't come to Wilbur like he used to because Wilbur was the point of his insecurity even if he wasnt the couse of it.

So we see Wilbur kinda be sad and confused and misstepping becasue of that,

Wilbur: I don't know man. I don't- i think- i think you- i think you'd be s- i think you'd be getting into a fight you wouldn't want to start with me. You've only been on the positive side of me, you've only seen my nice side, because y'know? being my son you get- you get special- y'know? You won't ever see me going against you.

Fundy: Wait so you're a biased person going for presidency.

Wilbur: Biased to my son? Yes. But, if you're gonna run against me then i'm changing, i'll- i'll go guns blazing.

Fundy: I'll have a word with Quackity.

Wilbur: Fundy i…  i've got- i've got- i've got a bad feeling about this. I think you're just gonna… you're just gonna get hurt.

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Wilbur: Tommy told me- Tommy told me it was Tubbo and Fundy.

Fundy: Yeah no Tommy is a little bit delusional.

Wilbur: I think i've spoiled you.

Fundy: How?

Wilbur: I think you need to learn some manners.

Fundy: I dunno- power seems nice.

Wilbur: Fine, you can run against me, it won't end well for you but you can give it a go.

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Wilbur: Wait, look who’s coming, look who’s coming.

Tommy: Uh oh!

Wilbur: My son. My boy.

Tommy: Your ex-son.

Wilbur: Yeah. Well, I mean, he’s still my son in blood, but, he’s just…

Tommy: You should put him up.

Wilbur: What d’you mean, put him up? What, for adoption?

Tubbo: For adoption.

Tommy: Yeah. You should see if Big Q will adopt him.

[They discuss Fundy’s Twitch Prime cape. He runs up on stage, to the microphone, and starts punching the air. He’s not in the same vc as them.]

Wilbur: What’s he doing, what’s he doing- what is this? What is this bit? What is he doing?

Tommy: What the fuck are you- no.

Wilbur: He’s just not- he’s not- he’s really upsetting me.

Tommy: Just- just- he’s not President is he? He’s got no manners, he has no manners. No etiquette.

Wilbur: Look, he’s supposed to be my son.

[Wilbur types in chat: “fundy talk to me” and Fundy immediately leaves the game.]

Tubbo: He is trying.

Tommy: Tubbo, you’re gonna get murdered, my friend.

Wilbutr: He said, he said, “I am here for the Presidencialcy-” He just left.

Tommy: And then he- [sighs] I’m so sorry you have to deal with him.

W: I don’t- I- It’s really sad, like I… Honestly, I- when he turned around to me and he said he wasn’t gonna vote for me, and then he decided he was gonna vote for the opposition, and then he decided he was gonna run against me, that was- one of those was the straw that broke my back. I’m not sure which one- I’m still contemplating which one was the- are you listening?

[Tommy has jumped off the podium to join Tubbo in the audience.]

Tpmmy: Yeah, I’m going down to Tubbo, I just- I’m just letting you vent, Wilbur, I want you to have time to vent.

Wilbur: Yeah I just- I miss me son! I miss me son! I miss when he was my boy! Do you remember when he was my boy?

Tommy: Yeah, I’m not really good at handling… People who are emotional.

Wilbur also didn’t know anything about the denouncement situation,

Sapnap: “Will you continue to have your son banished from L’Manberg if I vote for you?” 

Wilbur: “My son. My- My son. Look, we’re talking about politics here, I don’t want to talk about my family, if that’s alright. … I would like to say, thank you, Sapnap, for the question, I very much appreciate it, but I’m not gonna be fielding responses about my family situation, thank you.” (Alivebur)

*Wilbur proceeds to step off the podium and cry*

Wilbur: “Fundy...!” 

Besides that  fundamenatally Fundys and Wilburs views about the presidency oppose eachother,

“Tommy, I’m- I’m- I’m- I don’t know what to do, Tommy, I’ve never not been President.”

Fundy sees Wilbur and L'manburg as two separate things that he has to unfiairly contest with and for 

1. for Wilbur because of his fears, for a place among L’manburg members

2. Because He wants to prove himself to himself. he needs to know what Tommy said, isn’t true/he can thrive regardless without his fathers support he can still be a  great member of L’manburg and even a president

Wilbur sees himself as inherently connected trough L’manburg with everyone to the point that he thinks that without his position he cant do anything for his loved ones/ he wont be usefull. he thinks of l’manburg as something he does FOR all of them including Fundy.

“My son… My son is tearing down the walls, in front of me! My son is tearing down the walls in front of me! The walls I built to keep him safe! I promised him this world, Tommy, I promised him this world.”

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 “Fundy was the closest thing I had to something I cared about in L’Manberg, when it all began. You know, when it started, the closest thing to anything I cared about was Fundy. Fundy was my, he was my, he was my boy! My rock!”

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Ranboo: "I don't know if they actually needed me, but I was there.(about his work in the NLM cabinet)" 

Wilbur:"I know that feel." 

This why Fundy and Wilbur clash fundamentally here,

Fundy: Like i said i'll- i'll have a word with Quackity i'll think of my actions, see what will happen, i'm not saying necessarily that i'll go against you, then again i'm not standing beside you because you may or may not be the father of L'manburg 

Wilbur: And you! The father of you!

Fundy: That's irrelevant. To-

Wilbur: No it's not irrelevant! It's very relevant to this!

Fundy: I don't-  i don't think that's relevant to presidency

Part 4 Tommy WHY? (he is propably protective and and a tiny bit jealous )

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Tommy: “Hey, you know about Fundy’s little rebellious stage he’s going through?”

Tommy: “Fundy, I’m just here to kinda let you know that I – if you weren’t Wilbur’s son, you would be out of L’manburg, alright? Just remember – you need to keep that relationship with your father. I saw how asshole-y and bratty you were acting in the courtroom the other night. You need to pull your shit together young man.”

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Tommy: “Shall I explain to you? It’s because, Fundy, we fucking need votes, Fundy. We need votes! This Quack City guy, son of BadBoyHalo? He’s just – he’s just, like, oh my god. We needed votes. And listen, Fundy–”

Fundy: “You basically just lost my vote, and I feel like that’s your purpose!”

Tommy: “You’re in L’manburg! You vote for us already – you vote for your own father, don’t be an idiot!”

Fundy: “I feel like you’re trying to bring us apart, Tommy. I feel like your goals are not supportive towards L’manburg at the moment…”

Tommy: “From my perspective, Sapnap hates you, Fundy. Sapnap hates you. And if I go listen, if I had to tier list all of the members of L’manburg, Fundy would be in D tier. He needs to hear that.”

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Wilbur: Wait, look who’s coming, look who’s coming.

Tommy: Uh oh!

Wilbur: My son. My boy.

Tommy: Your ex-son.

Wilbur: Yeah. Well, I mean, he’s still my son in blood, but, he’s just…

Tommy: You should put him up.

Wilbur: What d’you mean, put him up? What, for adoption?

Tubbo: For adoption

---

Wilbur: He said, he said, “I am here for the Presidencialcy-” He just left.

Tommy: And then he- [sighs] I’m so sorry you have to deal with him.

W: I don’t- I- It’s really sad, like I… Honestly, I- when he turned around to me and he said he wasn’t gonna vote for me, and then he decided he was gonna vote for the opposition, and then he decided he was gonna run against me, that was- one of those was the straw that broke my back. I’m not sure which one- I’m still contemplating which one was the- are you listening?

[Tommy has jumped off the podium to join Tubbo in the audience.]

Tommy: Yeah, I’m going down to Tubbo, I just- I’m just letting you vent, Wilbur, I want you to have time to vent.

Wilbur: Yeah I just- I miss me son! I miss me son! I miss when he was my boy! Do you remember when he was my boy?

Tommy: Yeah, I’m not really good at handling… People who are emotional.

Besides Tommy genuinely wanting to get more votes during the dennoucemnt situation, his seconddary motive was well, he was protective over Wilbur, he noticed that what Fundy did during the debate hurt Wilbur, and kept acting bitter towards him from then on. ( “ I saw how asshole-y and bratty you were acting in the courtroom the other night.” / And then he- [sighs] I’m so sorry you have to deal with him.��  )

the he a was tiny bit jealous point IS more up in the air but we can compare this to how Tommy acted towards Ranboo just after leaving prison, when he learned of the c!beeduo marriage.

Quotes from @/kateis-cakeis, @/findingjoynweirdstuff, @/ace-enderchest and my own transcripts, thank you guys!

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I'm not personally a bluepink shipper, but if I had to guess (or just try to come up with what I might see in them if I did ship them). On top of the surface level fact they're both pretty dudes, and people like seeing pretty dudes kiss, I think it's probably about the contrast between them. If we're going with pre season 4 Ashe (aka. Wrynn fused Ashe), then they're both opposites in their approaches to things. Ashe is someone very emotionally who's driven by his emotions and his strong desire to kill all of humanity so everyone can be reunited into God, while Brook is someone who's very standoffish and doesn't seem to experience a lot of strong emotion and pre meeting Scarlet, it's established he's someone who lacks a lot of ambition and wants. He doesn't really want to do anything and he's very bored and seeks a purpose (which is why he became a reaper in the first place). I feel like they could have a slowburn rivals to lovers dynamic?

Like maybe Ashe meets him and both of them are kind of lonely (but especially Brook eventhough I don't think he'd admit it) and they travel together or something and learn more about eachother and maybe Ashe keeps trying to get reactions out of Brook and taunts him or flirts with him. And while Brook is aro, he could slowly grow fond of Ashe and while he can't reciprocate romantically, he could probably find him physically attractive or something and they could form a weird kind of relationship? If you wanna be angsty, you could have Ashe kind of be nervous because he's still partially mourning his implied wife and kids and idk commitment issues or something. Like im sure theres something that could be done with how theyre both people in a shitty situation that found their own fucked up form of mild happiness with eachother. I could see Brook being intrigued by Ashe's goal even if he's think it's a bit out there and to him, ultimately pointless and unrealistic (I feel like he'd be like "Oh that's a nice goal" but he wouldn't take it TOO seriously and assume it's a coping mechanism or something <- and then get horrified when he realises how serious ashe is about it)

IF YOU WANNA BE REALLY ANGSTY, this all takes place pre the events of the comic and maybe like they eventually fall out because Ashe keeps getting more unstable and Brook has to watch him basically lose himself and its all sad and tragic and so when Scarlet brings up the idea of fighting and killing Ashe, Brooks face falls and she can kind of tell they had some kind of connection and asks about it and then Brook cracks and admits they used to be close. And maybe Brook still has hope for him (even if he wont admit it because hes mad at himself for being so attached) and he tries reason with him in the season 3 finale and fails and it's all very sad.

Alternatively if we're shipping post season 4 ashe with Brook, then idk. They're both kind of similar personality wise. Ashe is a lot like early season 1 Brook but more stoic and antagonistic and I could see Brook trying to get him to open up to more people or something. Idk, maybe they reflect on their time as reapers together and heal. I'm sure there's also something you could do with how Brooks the only reaper who wasn't originally a sinner and how Ashe is the reaper who caused the most damage and nearly ended the world. Idk. Yin and yang if you really REALLY squint.

All of that being said, I feel like most people shipping them in the past, especially during early season 3 (??) (If I remember), was realistically largely because outside of Scarlet and Chase, there's not really anyone to ship Brook with and I feel like peoples need to pair up every character in a neat and tidy monogamous ship and Brook being a fan favourite lead to people being like "GUYS! NEW LONG TERM CHARACTER ! QUICK! SHIP HIM WITH BROOK!". Also I could be wrong (I don't feel like checking) but I think? At some point Brook mentioned running into the blue reaper at least once so that probably added fuel to the fire

Someone explain the appeal of bluepink (brook/ashe) to me because I don't get it besides tall buff reaper/short twink reaper

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Before the Plot Tropes

A Greater Conqueror

Reincarnation of an Legendary Figure (An Celestial Guard? Hero? Keeper? Chosen One? Cursed One?)

First Meetings.

Failed Quest

'Just So' Story: Kinda...origins? (Of the moon? Winter? A creature? Why the sky is blue? You choose).

An ancestor that lives through his descendants.

A dispute between founders of a place/organization. A dispute between lines descendants of siblings.

A mysterious city of the past.

A character sealed for decades, even hundred of years. A sealed hero? Maybe self-sealed? Guarding something? Who sealed them?

Founders in general (also, what is their origins/backstory? What lead them to found whatever? A Hidden Kingdom founded by refugees or former slaves for exemple).

The Beginning of Something?

Origins in general (of a clan? a power? a kingdom? magic? a race? a person?).

Some fuck up the atual characters need to fix. Can be more personal, like its your Ancestor's fuck up.

A familiar foe, enemy to your ancestor/parents. Which one is the right or the wrong? Both? One cursed another? Sealed? Betrayed? For a good reason? Your antecestor fucked up. (Cursed someone or an group/family? Started an eternal winter? Released an creature? Stole an McGuffin?)

Someone did something considered impossible (survived something? Went to a Forbidden Place? Used a weapon? Touched a cursed thing? Exposed to a thing?)

A character is compared to a another (either so they wont take the same evil path, privilege, the former ruler is better...)

The hierarchy of the land changes a lot with time (like a Family that previously was the Ruling one is now a subordinade). So can the landscape.

The 'First' of whatever: wielder of power, ruler, dragon rider, bloodline, patient zero...

Take a good look at your world and start asking questions, How to begin with. If they have dragons, where they come from? O how they tamed them?

The Predecessors (of the current leaders? heroes?). If there is something like a competition, there will be the former winners.

Creators of something (Power? Kingdom? McGuffin?)

Backstory: A Mysterious Past that eventually catched up.

A Nation created by refugees? By exiled prisioners?

A tragic romance or friendship between the founder (or an hero) and a Villain.

A love triangle with Villain, Hero and an Priestess Archetype

A dynasty with Divine Heritage (good or bad)

A rivality between lines/folks/kingdoms (maybe the reason too?). Could it be an betrayal of their - at time - leaders? Thief? An Insult? An refusal of cavalary?

A group of legendary warriors.

A thing that ended (order? clan?) and the heroes will probally bring back.

A being/person (or more than one) who gets reincarnated a lot of times. Reincarnation Romance?

An ancient immortal manipulator who is behind A Lot Of Shit (capital letters needed)

Legendary Hero betrayed and turned into an Mysterious Villain/Cynical Anti-Hero with an secret identity.

Legendary Ancient Figures and their relation to the actual characters.

The kingdom/organization was founded on an lie.

An Revolution/Rebellion

Legendary Hero has his own redeemed Villain.

A clan starts/creates something

An Ancient Immortal Evil

A fallen legendary kingdom of the past. Maybe the remains split into the 'modern' kingdoms?

The fall of an hero/rise of the villain .

An massacre/purge

An Ancient Tragedy that is totally different than the one in the history books.

An character's backstory give him/her an bad/cruel reputation, but the story is far different than the real one. (An murder can turn into suicide or have an good reason, they could sacrificed their reputation to protect another person, to hide an secret, being an silent scapegoat, rebelled against the Kingdom's corruption or framed, he killed his friend because as asked to)

An Great Failure.

The Legendary Hero is an fraud or the actual villain.

The story of the parents/grandparents of one of the characters.

How the world (or an land) became chaotic. Like...there is a Eternal Winter? Then why and how.

An legend/tale of an fictional folklore/mythology that is associated to the main plot.

Two siblings became enemies (and their lines too)

Anything related to an line/family really (an curse? An ancestor? An system? An deal? An conflict?)

The story of an folk (past leaders, migration, part or inaction in an war, how they got their lands, refugees, stolen lands (places in general) and goods, extermination). An conflict with another folk (forced to share land, prejudice, envy, rulling class, suborninade folk)

The start of a Noble House, Clan, Family or whatever.

Maybe the return of those people after they were exiled from their lands? Or driven out? Or they went in search from something? They run away? Who is living on the land now?

If the race is more magical, explain their magical origins.

Why is a folk discriminated against? Why one is considered superior or inferior? Why two Kingdoms or Families hate each other?

The goverment tries to hide the origins of a important person or discovery because they belong to a marginalized group.

Two characters are revealed to have a past.

You have to fix an mistake the hero group did (well-intentioned maybe? Stole an magical artefact from an Ancient Being/Tomb/Cavern and its pissed now? Or false accusation that got someone punished - like losing an position - has to be corrected? Settle an argument between two Rulers/Kingdoms/Factions over a Very Old Conflict? A thing your Ancestor did? A wronged enemy has a good reason for waiting revenge?)

While the 'mystery' and fishy things about the society and world you live into is pretty cliche thanks to bad YA, it can be very good if done properly.

Ghost Story: How did a undead character died? Maybe they are trapped in the limbo?

[technowoah]

since I'm a gremlin I can ask for a c!Schlatt angst fighting with reader while he's drunk and the reader is just fed up with dealing with him and goes "IF YOU LIKE SO MUCH TALKING YOU DON'T NEED ME I'M LEAVING!" and just walks away and he realizes the shit he's done?

(the same anon who wasn't prepared to be heartbroken-)

Heartless

Somehow you find your way back to Schlatt again and it never goes as well as you think.

- c!schlatt x reader

- angst

- anon!requested

- part 1 to this story

⚠︎: swearing, angst, alcoholism, mentions of dying, c!quackity makes a appearance, hopefully this is sad enough yall-

An// i decided to make this a part 2 to Have a Heart! So I hope you enjoy love!

The night is still cold and dark as you begrudgingly walk back to one of the buildings that was put up to replace whatever L'Manburg was there before. 

After Dream's word you had still contemplated going back to Schlatt. He doesn't deserve what you do, but you still end up walking along the Prime Path back to the drunken man. You had no end goal and that was a problem. You probably were going to be embarrassed that you came back to him. You couldn't let Schlatt die, from either the hands of someone else or let him die from himself.

You eventually found yourself in front of the metal doors that led into endless hallways of offices nobody occupied. The offices that had wine and cigarettes for Schlatt to smoke just in case he decided to have a meeting in a room that isn't the official meeting room. 

Walking down the hallways you saw that most of the doors to each office were open and most of the alcohol and cigarettes were taken from each room. You peaked inside every room to see if Schlatt was in there, but something in you told you not to because you weren't prepared. What were you going to say? Stop drinking? Because you're sure he'll know he's not going to stop. You want to try to save him.

You slowly opened a door to reveal an office that looked an absolute mess. The small refrigerator was knocked over and all of the wine off the shelf was either shattered on the floor or gone. There were cigarette butts on the ground and lit a cigar, there were also papers and folders all across the room.

You whispered as you walked around the lit room "Schlatt must've been in here."

"Sure as hell he was!"

You spun around to see Quackity looking disheveled as ever. He had a bottle of liquor in his hand, his beanie threatened to fall off of his head and his suit now only a white button up with his dress pants still on.

"I've been running around this goddamn place trying to keep that ram man at peace! He's gonna drink himself to death." Quackity huffed while looking around the hallway.

"I know." 

"That's why you're here huh?"

You sighed at the realization. "Yes it is. I don't want him to drink himself to death. Death isn't what I want."

"Well, it's too late for that." Quackity faced away from you not wanting to look you in the eyes.

You stayed silent until Quackity spoke up again.

"You want me to take you to him? Wanna see him one last time before he dies-"

"Don't say that!" You rolled your eyes 

"Are you fucking kidding me? It's inevitable Y/N! His body is now 70 percent alcohol and his lungs are filled with smoke!" Quackity laughed in disbelief. "I don't want him to die! But its fucking inevitable. Either from someone else or-"

"Himself." You finished his sentence.

"Exactly!" He opened his mouth to speak again but apparently decided against it.

Quackity began to lead you out of the office and down the long hallway you two walked slowly not even knowing where Schlatt was in the whole building. You and Quackity made small talk.

"I hate this. I had to find this liquor and deliver it to him and now I can't find him."

"I came here to try and save him from himself and you're here feeding the problem."

"What else do you want me to do?" He grunted.

"Stop him!"

"If I stop him he's gonna be even worse so-!" Quackity threw up his hands in frustration as you two kept walking.

"I actually have something to tell you." Quackity spoke up after the silence.

"Quackity! Ah there you are!" Schlatt came around the corner behind you both and you turned around to meet the man you both have been looking for stumbling down the hallway.

"Ah you bitch! I thought I told you to leave!"

"Here we go." You rolled your eyes.

"Hey Schlatt! Here's the Liquor you wanted!" Quackity tried to liven up the situation by reaching the bottle out to Schlatt.

"He doesn't need it."

"Yeah I do, who are you to tell me what to do!" Schlatt yelled, not even taking the drink out of Quackity's hand. 

"Schlatt just calm down-"

"No! They made a mistake and they cant even do what I fucking say! They'll keep coming back to me, against my wishes!" Schlatt interrupted Quackity while flailing his arms around.

You stood still not wanting to hear him anymore. Ever since he won the presidential debate the first couple of months he's been sober with only a few drinks here and there. Now he's a full on alcoholic, only damaging himself and his presidency. It's a sad sight to see and you don't want to see it, so you can either run away and know it's still there or fix it and never see it again. 

"Schlatt I want to help." You hesitated before stepping forward.

"Same here Schlatt." Quackity agreed with you.

"You, you! Aren't any help!" He pointed directly at you while trying to keep himself upright. 

"How aren't I any help!?" You yelled back. "I've done everything for you and now you're digging yourself a grave Schlatt!"

"You think you're the best thing ever huh?! Im fucking fine! I can stand on my own two fucking feet!"

Schlatt wasn't standing up straight, he was stumbling either backwards or forward. His body threatened to fall onto the marble floor and he couldn't even stand up straight. His speech was slurring together as well you could barely understand him.

You finally responded to Schlatt. "Schlatt you're stumbling around like- like I don't even know what! I can't understand you and you just need to stop!"

"You're so useless! Not useful to me or my presidency! I can stand up straight and I'm completely fine shut the fuck up!" He yelled while leaning to the side.

"I'd rather die alone! Without you or Quackity." Schlatt yelled again

"That's what you're going to do anyways." Quackity whispered under his breath.

Schlatt kept babbling nonsense as his back slid down one of the walls as he sat on the floor. Head pulled to the side. It was a sad sight to see, you hated to see this man drink himself to death and apparently Quackity, who was looking at the ram man the same way, standing silently next to you.

"Schlatt this-"

"I dont fucking care what you think! You're the worst person I've ever met! You both made my life hell and that's why Im fucking drinking my life away so I wont see any of you're fucking faces!" Schlatt tried to stand up but failed in doing so.

He continued talking. "I am the best thing that happened to this country! I saved both of you from a tyrant! And you thank me by driving me into this state!" 

You felt your eyes threatening to spill tears the second time today.

"Schlatt that isn't me that's doing this shit!" 

"How the fuck would you know?!" 

"I can't. But Ive done every fucking thing for you! You cannot say I haven't!" You yelled back as he rolled his eyes with a rebuttal already on the tip of his tongue.

"Sure as hell I can! I have fucking proof-!"

"What proof?!" You interrupted his babbling even though he kept going.

"I- I!" he stammered not having a rebuttal this time.

"You're incapable of doing anything Schlatt let someone help you for fucks sake-"

"I'd rather die alone than sit here and be lectured by the likes of you!" Schlatt yelled.

"You are going to die alone, old man!" Quackity spoke up. "That's what they're trying to tell you!" 

"You shouldn't be giving me a lecture! Im the mother fucking president! I should be talking, but apparently its not fucking work-" 

"IF YOU LIKE SO MUCH TALKING YOU DON'T NEED ME I'M LEAVING!" You interrupted him and stomped down the hallway for the second time today.

As you walked down the hallway you heard a faint "wait" from Schlatt on the floor. You stopped and looked back to see Schlatt looking at you with some sort of realization in his eyes. Quackity was standing over him shaking his head.

"You know what? I don't even know why I helped you. Probably for power, but I don't need you for that." Quackity walked away towards your way. "Go ahead and die alone like you said old man." 

Quackity caught your gaze and he smiled and shook his head again. He finally reached where you were standing and started talking to you.

"Maybe this isn't a good time, maybe it is. But I am joining Pogtopia. Wilbur said he needs a lot of people for this to work so consider this an invitation." He gave you a thin lipped smile and walked past you giving you a good look at Schlatt, laying fully on the ground.

"Y/N wait, just hold on for a second." Schlatt said while on his side, not even bothering to look at you.

You didn't say anything and followed Quackity's path, down the hallway and out of the door. Behind you, you could only hear the distant groans and pleas of the drunken man behind you. You tried your best to help and that's all you could do. But you couldn't watch that man die.

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