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[babymillennial]

“There ye are, little one,” Ellie says smiling, and Finn, for all his help, scoffs.

“Huh, I’ll be damned. It actually worked. And here I was thinking you’d finally gone batty.”

“Ye of little faith,” Ellie chides him, then looks back at Leola. “Do ye need help gettin’ up, little one? Finn can fly down and fetch ye, if need be. Would meself, but…” Ellie tilts her head to one side as one set of colorful pixie wings Leola only saw now lift up, demonstrating how they were stuck fast to each other. “’Fraid ma wings’ll be bound fer another fortnight at least. Got maself grounded fer bein too clever, ye ken?”

Leola giggles, not answering with words, but with magic, floating her little body up out of the deep hole she assessed must’ve once held her. Ellie blinks as she hops the rail onto the hardwood, turning to her and looking down at the little girl now standing beside her.

“Ah, no wings needed, it seems. Almost envy ye there. Almost. Now then,” Ellie shrugs, then leans down, pressing her hands to her knees as she meets Leola’s eye level.

—Two Roads Walked to the Same End, Chapter 1: Starlight

[kiryuing]

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[ayo-edebiri]

#The destiel confession scene but it's just text posts from this day because I still can't believe this was real

[lookitsstevie]

every time

[yellowwwcrayon]

why does he straddle Paradox like that? he's such a whore

[drac0line1nn1t]

Part 1 | Part 2

[mumblers-lobby]

💍❤️‍🔥✨ hair-over-flames in love!

thanks to @thatskindarough for the idea ily buddy<3

[willabee]

look at this

[xitsensunmoon]

He's a bit too excited to see you clock in

[golyadkin]

it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it

[spainstateofmind]

[lazylittledragon]

and what if they got married. what then

[balimaria]

one day, I will set this right

[gotchibam]

Commissioned piece for @sinelanguage! 😼🔪

[solroskajan]

:D