#no i will not explain further

[zhxngii]

between alhaitham and zhongli. haitham taking you from behind and zhongli gripping your face in his hand, watching the little tears roll down your cheeks.

[taibhsearachd]

Heads up, combat in the afterlife is turn-based.

[nebulaedaniel]

dnp talking about tumblr feels like inviting someone into your home and they go through every cupboard and drawer and you just have to stand there and watch

[saintkey]

it’s all “i miss zoom APs when it was all shenanigans now they just talk about the episode” until they bring the zoom shenanigans to the irl APs and now it’s “i miss when they would talk about the episode now it’s all zoom shenanigans”

[mthevlamister]

Eddy and Ted going on restaurant roadtrips two years in a row makes me believe in manic pixie dream girls

[the-chelseahotel]

The down bad dress and midnights bodysuit are cousins

[extraordinarily-illiterate]

you're telling me i can't be a mentally unstable poet's unpaid intern at the ripe age of ten ?? you must be mistaken. it says right here *gestures to monstrumologist bk 1* that it's completely legal.

[ofdinosanddais1]

Every person who works on the Tempest is autistic and my evidence is the game Mass Effect: Andromeda. They could not have created a more autistic cast. No wonder I absolutely love this game and cherish and value each of my crew mates.

[the-faultofdaedalus]

jesus christ superstar muppet movie

[some--dingus]

Everyone is out here scandalized about their pokemon doing the nasty at the family picnic but I haven't seen ONE person mention Tandemaus doing the DEVIL'S TANGO in their pokeballs MID BATTLE

[olive-pup]

So happy to have my best friends help raising my 2 perfect printers. Just dropped off filament support and I'm feeling #blessed

[muncedes]

something feral comes over me when i see a sweaty footballer on the pitch

[iki-teru]

The Locked Tomb series tastes like burnt marshmallows. Not like, a little burnt either. Burnt like the outside layer is just char and the inside is molten and you stick the whole thing in your mouth and it burns and tastes like ash and sugar.

[yep-ishouldbesleeping]

T-Posing Rainbow Anime girl chan™ to support the gays ❤️💛💜😩✊

For context this anime is about montain bikes

[slingspells]

*sharply takes a super deep breath*

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[notyournightsky]

God, shifting through any online posts about the US election after the results gives me a headache. So many of y’all are sounding like conspiracy theorists and so many are trapped in your little online bubbles