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strawberrystepmom · 4 months ago
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i need an adult actually can someone help me
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illogicallylogicalthoughts · 6 months ago
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okay
so trying to train out the "fuck" response of seeing a monster and replacing it with "fight" by playing monster hunter didn't really work
... in fact i suspect it only made it worse
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pinkopalina · 2 years ago
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i was born to be a rotten turtle 🥺💖🤘✨
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binch-i-might-be · 2 years ago
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they call him "manhole" because there is so much sewage inside him . also rats
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tommybowefuneralattendee · 1 year ago
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i really will write 200+ fics about how who and what you love is a part of you, for better or for worse
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flythesail · 2 years ago
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I can't believe they introduced Paz's son this season just to....
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fool-for-luv · 1 year ago
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watching season 2 of what if has just reminded me that every single Captain Carter feature feels like a verrryyy deliberate attempt to draw focus from Sam Wilson, not just as Cap, but as a character completely. you're telling me that we have a full episode of rewriting Captain America and the Winter Soldier, with every single major character from the original movie (including Bucky Barnes, despite him not being the winter solder in this timeline) EXCEPT Sam? No Sam Wilson? Zero Sam Wilson? He's the only major character we neither see nor get a reference to? For real?
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lynxgirlpaws · 1 year ago
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I am still living, and that's good! And so are you. And that's great! I dunno, things are going to get weird for you, and when they do, just do what you would, if that makes sense. Think about what you want, who you really are, inside and out, and figure out what *you* want to do.
Sorry, i'm tired and when that happens I just overshare.
thank you anvil god.... dont' apologize. i get you. i understand. i struggle a lot with deciding what I want, instead of just letting random luck or other people choose for me. working on this a lot. looking back on some things, thinking about things. you know. it shall be a learning process. c'est a vie!!!
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kisari-vibes · 2 years ago
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I also love My Chemical Romance
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toby-du-coeur · 11 months ago
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okay. okay
and are we gonna talk about how later. how thomas
how thomas grants NEWT'S -
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utilitycaster · 9 months ago
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new reaction image
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minabot · 1 year ago
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Sooo, I started a new job as a retailer/manager at a sex shop, and I wanted to make more inappropriate horny posting than I wanted to appear on my main, so instead of making a sideblog (like a normal person). I made an entirely new account. So... yeah mina/nina 25yo, mostly female with a bit of intersex, bisexual and poly. Pleeeeease don't follow if your a minor or a terf, as I intend to post nsfw and stand with trans rights.
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amygdalae · 5 months ago
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if someone laughs a lot/easily i start to like them way faster i can't help it. I'm like oh how can I make you do that again and again and again and
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jellicle-brawl · 2 years ago
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"Hey Jelliclebrawl, you're being really cavalier and showing a lot of favoritism on this poll. :/"
Couple reasons for that.
I have in fact not shown favoritism, because thus far I have implied that I want Tugger to win. This is not true! I'm expecting that likely either he and/or Misto will win, and I'm okay with that because I like them, but I am also nerfing them as much as I fairly can so that at least they have to work for it. However, I actually want Etcetera to win, because she's my baby. I just don't think she stands a chance against, you know, everyone else. Maybe against Pouncival. I think she could take him.
On a less jokey level, this is my fourth tournament (and will be the third that has started voting once it does). In the first I was accused of favoritism because I said in an offmic conversation that I would like the two mascots of the bracket to make it to the finals; in the second, I ended up going off on one of my voters because my determination to remain impartial meant that I couldn't just say "I do not actually like this option and here is why" to the person who kept pushing me regarding an offhand and extremely neutral remark I made. So, I'm trying something different, and seeing what happens if I'm just really blatant about which options I'm backing. Especially since my choice is likely to change at the drop of a hat, especially with the groupies and young toms, because I really do love every single character and would genuinely love any of them to win. But especially Etcetera, because she's my baby.
In the two weeks before I changed up this tournament, I got exactly two votes. One of them was from my best friend submitting John Partridge as Tugger because they knew I really wanted to run him but had already selected the two autoentries and left him up to chance. It was really discouraging but in the interim while I watched that number stay at two I decided to just run a bracket about the 1999 proshot, because I had all those gifs anyway so why not? And since this is effectively a tournament where all of the options are my own submissions, I realized I can just do whatever I want to. Would I have really liked to do my original idea instead? Absolutely, and maybe if this tournament builds enough of a follower base I can run it (and my original original idea) in future. But in the meantime... I make the rules babyyyy. If you wanted impartiality you should have submitted to my tournament when you had the chance.
I want to be able to talk about my opinions and headcanons and the stuff I'm putting into my fanfictions and the little background things I've spotted and having to remain impartial gets in the way of that. Having to do it for the Discworld poll is hard enough; doing it for the thing I am actively hyperfixating on would be torture. I want to be able to chat with you guys in the comments. I want to have fun engaging with fellow fans. I can't do any of those things if I have to sit on my hands and pretend I don't care who wins or loses and don't have any favorites while I'm in character. I'm still in character here, just this time the character I'm inhabiting is a guy with 27 cats and some dogs and I really want you to have opinions about them with me while you decide amongst yourselves which ones you like best.
And, because it bears saying: regardless of my own impartiality, vote your own heart. If something I say makes you decide that you like that option, then by all means! But I am one man and I have one vote (well, two if I feel like going to the trouble of logging into the old account), and all of my propaganda should carry the same weight as any other rando who propagandas about the polls.
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niccolites · 1 month ago
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one of the requests i received from the lovely @crazyweirdnoodles about meeting one or some of the 141 on holiday. bc u said ur going to scotland (period) i am thinking soap for this one
johnny who clocks you as a tourist immediately, catches you staring at your phone to figure out what way you're meant to be going. staring at all the plaques next to statues that the locals don't bother to look at
you look like a sweet thing, so when you duck into a nearby pub, he follows his gut as he does with most things, and follows you inside. slides up next to you at the bar and offers to buy you your first proper drink in scotland, on him. (you've been in scotland for a few days now, but it feels rude to point out now)
he's charming, in the way that, excited dogs are charming. it's endearing, watching someone be so enraptured by you even as he barely lets you get a word in, jabbers on about how he'll be taking over your tour of the town, show you all the real highlights, a real local insight
oh, is he from around this area? no, he beams back, and you forgot to follow up with your confusion when he places a warm palm on your thigh
he was right, you are such a sweet thing, only a couple of drinks in and your letting him tug you into the bathroom and bolt the door shut. letting him slip his hand down the front of your panties and pant into the flesh of your neck
he's army he had told you, chest puffed up as he tried to impress you (and succeeded). you feel it as you cling to his arms and there is no give in the muscle there. dig your nails in and feel the teeth of his grin on the soft skin beneath your jaw.
there's a beat after he makes you come after he had three fingers curled into you and a thumb mean on your clit, and he's tugging down the zip of his trousers. you tell him you don't normally do this, and his ego swells until it suffocates the room
just for him, eh, lovey? he locks his arms around the backs of your knees and lifts until he slides inside you with a groan that's so loud you have to slap a hand around his mouth. he slobbers on your palm and god if that does make you shudder anyway
he's so filthy, running his mouth about your sweet tits, how tight your cunt is, begging you to let him come in you. it's a flush all the way down to the centre of you, white hot, shameful but still causing a pulse to run through you
fucks you against the door of the bathroom, ignoring the pounding on the other side from an angry staff member. too caught up in the flush your cheeks, the sweet part of your mouth as he fills it with his moans, drool slipping down your chins
his brain feels like static when you let him come in you, every muscle tensing and then unfolding until he is around the shape of you. his mouth pressed against the hairline of your temple. the first time he has touched someone there
pulls away from you with a mournful noise, already trying to plan how to get back inside you. rights himself and watches as you try to sort your appearance out to not look like you've just been fucked in a bathroom
takes your hand and guides you out. what a gentleman, glares at anyone who is looking at you (which is the entire pub). you think it's to defend your honour in some strange way, actually soap is almost rabid at the thought of anyone else hearing how sweetly you moan when you took his cock
he still offers you that tour, and you take it (he doesn't tell you that this is the thinnest excuse he has to get you to fuck him in his car, off the nature trail or in another pub again. if you both aren't banned from the entire town by the end of your visit, he's decided he is the worst guide)
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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Hello hi that spinning t-pose cheka is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, I genuinely laughed at it for a good 5 minutes of just,, spinning lego-adjacent cheka,,,, Genuine question though how did you put together the lego adjacent-cheka? The hair especially looks fascinating to me
thank you! :> I did him SUPER quick; he's basically just a series of cubes that've been pulled/pushed/extruded/etc. into shape. luckily 1) looking kinda shitty was the point and 2) he was just gonna spin around and didn't need to be rigged or anything, so I didn't bother caring about topology. which is to say that his geometry is doing. some stuff.
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behold, an hour in Blender.
except for the little strands on top, his hair is entirely a single shape that was duplicated + rotated + resized around (and then the top of his head is textured the same color so ✨the illusion is complete✨) (technically he is bald). I didn't even unwrap the hair bits because they were just going to be a solid color. he is bad practice in a single model. this is his glory.
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it is amazing what you can get away with sometimes if you're not too fussed about little things like "edge flow" or "looking good" or "being used for anything other than the one specific joke you're making it for".
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