#no i shan't say it

[strawberrystepmom]

i need an adult actually can someone help me

[lothricknightgirl]

okay

so trying to train out the "fuck" response of seeing a monster and replacing it with "fight" by playing monster hunter didn't really work

... in fact i suspect it only made it worse

[pinkopalina]

i was born to be a rotten turtle 🥺💖🤘✨

[binch-i-might-be]

they call him "manhole" because there is so much sewage inside him . also rats

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

i really will write 200+ fics about how who and what you love is a part of you, for better or for worse

[flythesail]

I can't believe they introduced Paz's son this season just to....

[fool-for-luv]

watching season 2 of what if has just reminded me that every single Captain Carter feature feels like a verrryyy deliberate attempt to draw focus from Sam Wilson, not just as Cap, but as a character completely. you're telling me that we have a full episode of rewriting Captain America and the Winter Soldier, with every single major character from the original movie (including Bucky Barnes, despite him not being the winter solder in this timeline) EXCEPT Sam? No Sam Wilson? Zero Sam Wilson? He's the only major character we neither see nor get a reference to? For real?

[lynxgirlpaws]

I am still living, and that's good! And so are you. And that's great! I dunno, things are going to get weird for you, and when they do, just do what you would, if that makes sense. Think about what you want, who you really are, inside and out, and figure out what *you* want to do.

Sorry, i'm tired and when that happens I just overshare.

thank you anvil god.... dont' apologize. i get you. i understand. i struggle a lot with deciding what I want, instead of just letting random luck or other people choose for me. working on this a lot. looking back on some things, thinking about things. you know. it shall be a learning process. c'est a vie!!!

[kisari-vibes]

I also love My Chemical Romance

[toby-du-coeur]

okay. okay

and are we gonna talk about how later. how thomas

how thomas grants NEWT'S -

[utilitycaster]

new reaction image

[minabot]

Sooo, I started a new job as a retailer/manager at a sex shop, and I wanted to make more inappropriate horny posting than I wanted to appear on my main, so instead of making a sideblog (like a normal person). I made an entirely new account. So... yeah mina/nina 25yo, mostly female with a bit of intersex, bisexual and poly. Pleeeeease don't follow if your a minor or a terf, as I intend to post nsfw and stand with trans rights.

[amygdalae]

if someone laughs a lot/easily i start to like them way faster i can't help it. I'm like oh how can I make you do that again and again and again and

[jellicle-brawl]

"Hey Jelliclebrawl, you're being really cavalier and showing a lot of favoritism on this poll. :/"

Couple reasons for that.

I have in fact not shown favoritism, because thus far I have implied that I want Tugger to win. This is not true! I'm expecting that likely either he and/or Misto will win, and I'm okay with that because I like them, but I am also nerfing them as much as I fairly can so that at least they have to work for it. However, I actually want Etcetera to win, because she's my baby. I just don't think she stands a chance against, you know, everyone else. Maybe against Pouncival. I think she could take him.

On a less jokey level, this is my fourth tournament (and will be the third that has started voting once it does). In the first I was accused of favoritism because I said in an offmic conversation that I would like the two mascots of the bracket to make it to the finals; in the second, I ended up going off on one of my voters because my determination to remain impartial meant that I couldn't just say "I do not actually like this option and here is why" to the person who kept pushing me regarding an offhand and extremely neutral remark I made. So, I'm trying something different, and seeing what happens if I'm just really blatant about which options I'm backing. Especially since my choice is likely to change at the drop of a hat, especially with the groupies and young toms, because I really do love every single character and would genuinely love any of them to win. But especially Etcetera, because she's my baby.

In the two weeks before I changed up this tournament, I got exactly two votes. One of them was from my best friend submitting John Partridge as Tugger because they knew I really wanted to run him but had already selected the two autoentries and left him up to chance. It was really discouraging but in the interim while I watched that number stay at two I decided to just run a bracket about the 1999 proshot, because I had all those gifs anyway so why not? And since this is effectively a tournament where all of the options are my own submissions, I realized I can just do whatever I want to. Would I have really liked to do my original idea instead? Absolutely, and maybe if this tournament builds enough of a follower base I can run it (and my original original idea) in future. But in the meantime... I make the rules babyyyy. If you wanted impartiality you should have submitted to my tournament when you had the chance.

I want to be able to talk about my opinions and headcanons and the stuff I'm putting into my fanfictions and the little background things I've spotted and having to remain impartial gets in the way of that. Having to do it for the Discworld poll is hard enough; doing it for the thing I am actively hyperfixating on would be torture. I want to be able to chat with you guys in the comments. I want to have fun engaging with fellow fans. I can't do any of those things if I have to sit on my hands and pretend I don't care who wins or loses and don't have any favorites while I'm in character. I'm still in character here, just this time the character I'm inhabiting is a guy with 27 cats and some dogs and I really want you to have opinions about them with me while you decide amongst yourselves which ones you like best.

And, because it bears saying: regardless of my own impartiality, vote your own heart. If something I say makes you decide that you like that option, then by all means! But I am one man and I have one vote (well, two if I feel like going to the trouble of logging into the old account), and all of my propaganda should carry the same weight as any other rando who propagandas about the polls.

[poupsipisi]

yeah man s4 is going great so far

[egophiliac]

Hello hi that spinning t-pose cheka is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, I genuinely laughed at it for a good 5 minutes of just,, spinning lego-adjacent cheka,,,, Genuine question though how did you put together the lego adjacent-cheka? The hair especially looks fascinating to me

thank you! :> I did him SUPER quick; he's basically just a series of cubes that've been pulled/pushed/extruded/etc. into shape. luckily 1) looking kinda shitty was the point and 2) he was just gonna spin around and didn't need to be rigged or anything, so I didn't bother caring about topology. which is to say that his geometry is doing. some stuff.

behold, an hour in Blender.

except for the little strands on top, his hair is entirely a single shape that was duplicated + rotated + resized around (and then the top of his head is textured the same color so ✨the illusion is complete✨) (technically he is bald). I didn't even unwrap the hair bits because they were just going to be a solid color. he is bad practice in a single model. this is his glory.

it is amazing what you can get away with sometimes if you're not too fussed about little things like "edge flow" or "looking good" or "being used for anything other than the one specific joke you're making it for".