#no i dont. sort of. Its Ok Guys 👍

[lazaruspiss]

wanting your mom to like you is a self imposed hell

[mikkouille]

wait actually connecting the dots was the guy telling us the fight would go well when we were half a party of first timers also the one who forgot to lb3 us like bro was a tank one of em. jffjjssn he forgor.

[phagodyke]

was brave and talked to my doctor abt my period bs + she said it might be endometriosis without me even having to bring it up... 💀

[lesbiansdv]

sdv bachelor(ette)s gender & orientation headcanons

yeah technically theyre all canon bi/pan but this is the truth in my heart <3 adding a readmore because im nice :)

Haley: cis. comphet lesbian, duhhh <33 good luck babe! she used to date Alex, but during that relationship she realized she didnt ACTUALLY feel as interested as she thought she should have. it wasnt until the farmer (if a woman) that she realized shes a lesbian.

Emily: pan but prefers girls. definitely something going on w her gender… i think shes genderfluid, mostly between woman and/or nonbinary identities

Abigail: BISEXUAL. huuuge bisexual. i feel like she’d be a demigirl or bigender (nb&f) or something, shes got some sort of nonbinary in her (me too girl)

Leah: total lesbian yall. proud too. definitely got a butchness to her. love her <33

Penny: shes cis, she THOUGHT she was straight and tries so so hard to suppress any sapphic thoughts but she does in fact like girls (and probably is aspec too). has lots of internalized homophobia and shes always wanted to be the perfect child, perfect teacher, someday the perfect wife and mother, etc and this freaks her out a bit because she worries it means shes “wrong” somehow. YOURE NOTTT PENNY ITS OK TO BE GAY!!! everyone thinks of Haley as Pelican Town’s #1 comphet lesbian but i bet Penny is struggling with this a lot as well, just in a different way. (didnt realize i had so many penny thoughts wow)

Maru: aroace!!! shed be open to a relationship but i think she’d mostly prefer qprs. though dating isnt entirely out of the question, its not a requirement or a big interest to her. probably nonbinary/agender as well, but gender doesnt matter that much to her (i dont think she gets any/much dysphoria)

Sam: PAN and prouddd lol. i could see him being trans or cis, i dont know as much about him though. he could have some nonbinaryism too as a treat <3

Sebastian: bi without a preference towards either, and hes a trans guy. sometimes i forget that this isnt canon 💀

Harvey: bisexual and a flustered MESS lmfao. he could be cis or trans. i think, as a doctor, him being trans would be pretty awesome 👍 it probably influenced his career choice as well, to better understand hrt and surgery and all. thats always a cool thing to look into :)

Elliott: this is a gay man. cant imagine him with a woman, sorry ladies. either cis or a trans man, either way i can feel the genderqueerness radiating off of him (ngl i thought he was a beautiful literary woman at first 💔💔)

Shane: i dont think he labels his sexuality. could be aroacespec, could be multisexual or monosexual, he doesnt know and doesnt care. if he gets a crush, then he has a crush, whatever. i dont think that happens often though. probably nonbinary too but hes got a job so he doesnt have time to think about that right now LMFAO

Alex: cis. gay man who had an experience much like Haley did. they thought they liked each other and dated for a while but that experience started their realizations that neither of them are actually straight lmfao. closeted mlm wlw friendship !!! i like to think it was also the male farmer that confirmed his gayness lol <3

[michealseis]

thoughts on cannibalism?

um. well. my aunt told me not to discuss these sorts of things, especially not in public. it’s bad for the soul she says. like inviting a demon to your door. but..

i guess if no one is around…… I’ve really wanted to talk about this to someone for a while…

fine. just promise me you won’t tell anyone, ok? PINKIE SWEAR.

MY THOUGHTS ON CANNIBALISM 🥩👍

I ADMIT I FIND THE IDEA INTERESTING. IVE EATEN THINGS LIKE COWS OR PIGS BEFORE, SO WHY NOT TRY HUMAN? EVERYBODY SAYS IT SCARY OR IMMORAL BUT TO BE HONEST I DONT SEE WHY☹️

ITS JUST MEAT, ISNT IT?? HUMAN MEAT BEING HUMAN DOESNT MAKE IT ANY LESS APPETIZING. ITS LIKE A FORBIDDEN FRUIT.. HAVENT YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT TASTES LIKE? AND LIKE, IF YOU WERE IN A SORT OF SURVIVAL SITUATION AND ALL YOU HAD TO EAT WAS A DEAD GUY, YOUD EAT HIM, RIGHT? …RIGHT??? THAT ISNT CRAZY!!!! THE GOAL IS SURVIVAL! YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO STARVE— AND THE FOOD IS RIGHT THERE, IN FRONT YOU. IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF A PERSON! SO WHEN I WAS GIVEN THAT CHANCE OF COURSE I TOOK IT! ANYONE WOULD. IM NOT CRAZY FOR THAT!!!!!! ITS NOT—

ER. I MEAN, ALL HYPOTHETICALLY OF COURSE.

..it doesn’t matter, yeah? let’s talk about something else. how about some fun facts or arts and crafts??😁

[moash]

ok i just have to mention i love that ur asks is named spanreed... genius omg.

no hate but wow you post regularly ive been seeing alot of ur posts. very interesting. i do not like moash but i am allowed to dislike characters. i agree he deserves more nuance then everyone gives him. i dislike him in a i dislike his character not him... i dont know how to describe it. you know when you consume a media and the bad guy is so well written you dislike them but also in a 'this is a really good character props to the creator of this media' way? honestly my main reason for disliking him is tryna get kaladin to kill himself (i know his reasons behind it and why he did it and yes i do know its cuz moash would rather kaladin be dead than like him) but as someone who relates to kaladin he just cant live that down. mm very well written character yes he should not be just an object for 'haha fuck moash'

(and also i admit i may like elhokar too much for how sucky he was i was genuinely devastated in oathbringer im still devastated </3)

anyways mmmm very interesting blog yes yes i shall continue to read ur posts. i thought i shall give you this ask. you dont rlly gotta answer tho. i like seeing both sides of a problem.

ok no hate, i’m glad you seem to like my posts and my blog, and i agree that you’re allowed to dislike characters, whether or not you vibe with a character is not a moral action, there are legitimate reasons to dislike moash and that’s fine, there’s no such thing as “liking elhokar too much” if you like him, then you like him, that’s fine! my posts aren’t meant to be like “you HAVE to like moash and HAVE to hate elhokar” they’re meant to point out to people the ways in which a lot of popular opinions about these characters are flawed, but if at the end of the day you’re like “i get that elhokar sucks in these ways but i still like him” great! the way you feel about moash is how i feel about elhokar. i really enjoy him as a character, i find him interesting, and i recognize he has some good qualities, but i don’t LIKE him. that’s fine!

however! why are you in my askbox telling me about it as if you want me to assure you that it’s ok? you don’t need absolution, and i couldn’t give it to you anyway. you’re not the first person to write paragraphs in my askbox that boil down to “i don’t like moash but NOT for stupid reasons, is that ok?” to be honest, i don’t care? and it’s kind of exhausting to sort through all the moash hate i get in my comments and such, because he’s a character i like and reading people say “i hate him” over and over is tiresome and saddening. so like open message to all readers, if you hate moash but enjoy my posts and agree with takes, but he’s just not for you for whatever reason, that’s fine and you don’t need my permission to continue doing that, but don’t send me asks like this 👍

i do have to say, i enjoy that the last paragraph of your ask, you sound like pattern. mmmmm lies yes yes very interesting. love that for you 💕

[creepedverse]

How do you guys feel about fan works outside of canon of the au? (Character interactions with ocs) Writen fics and fanart comics :0]?

Tomb - I'm fine with it as long as it's not disrespectful, NSFW, or weird. I do want people to let me know beforehand though if its character interactions but Im chill with most things. And I don't feel comfortable with anything romantic involving Tobin that isnt with Tali. At all. Other than that, I'm perfectly fine with fanart, headcanons (if appropriate), AUs, whatever

Clocky - Character interactions are a no unless Im involved in the conversations about it. Anything romantic involving Tali is an absolute no unless it's with Tobin. NSFW is always a hard no.

Dia - I love seeing fanart and stuff, if y’all are worried abt mischaracterizing characters just send an ask in here or you can dm (me at least) from my blog tagged in pin. I’m ok w character interactions so long as we chat abt it before hand! Anything romantic would have to be a no but I’m ok w making friends into sibling sort of interactions. Obviously any nsfw is off limits as per the pinned post💕

Sucker/Bonnie- NO NSFW no romance unless w/ ruth. bonnie is a flexible character so fanfics/fanart/interactions/etc are fine all the way >.o i mischaracterize my own oc so im not that worried... questions appreciated but surprises are ok too!

for deepsix/tommie: terms of usage covers anything i wouldn't be okay with 👍

jess/scout: im fine w anything as long as its not nsfw or romantic!!

Yves/Blythe - NO NSFW NO ROMANCE but besides that stuff, fanart/fanfics/oc interactions are all welcomed!!! I absolutely adore fanart and I get so excited seeing it!! And if you think your oc would get along with Blythe, I’d love to see them interact!! I’m open to answer any questions about Blythe if you want to write about her!! :D

Nico/...Nico - i love love love seeing fanworks!! you're all enormously talented, and i don't mind anyone involving nico in anything! No NSFW ground rules are the same as for everyone else, however with Nico i want to add some additional boundaries that include no whitewashing, no major mischaracterization, and feel free to ask about anything you're unsure of!

Daydream/Shannon - No Nsfw, romance is on thin ice. Other than that Im really excited about possible Art or Writing and anything you guys could be cooking in yalls heads. Nothing disrespectful as well, and dont use my character in posts/works that contain harmful messages like ableism, homophobia, transphobia etc.

[n1ghtw1ng-scp]

CORRU EP.4 LIVEBLOG!!! obviously spoilers + screenshots below. PART THREE

previous part

im absolutely fucking wheezing. i kinda forgot you could talk to moth in here

oh hello!! a friendly (?) survivor :)

so nice to finally find a friend in here.... although somethings up with them :(

cavik why are you being like that. read the room lmao

oh she's the one who made the silencer :D that's nice

i love how casual this one is. it's very endearing in a way

oh karik found her friend!! fuck yeah!!!!

so true... another one that's reaction image material tbh

cavik and idril are truly the duo ever in my opinion

the CONTACT AFFLICTION... what the hell.... tozik didnt deserve this :(( okay but i'm glad we have some sort of plan though.... sort of...

okay fuck yeah moth thank you for the nice and simple dull plane explanation (we know nothing but thats okay i understand it 1% better now)

nooo bozko angst :((( fuckkkk this game for making me sad

ough. fuck. its even worse knowing that it (probably) didnt work. im in tears

TOZIK STOP IT DONT SAY THAT :(((((((

MILTZA ARE YOU BEING META AWARE???? DAMNNN

oh yes idril you better fuckin answer my questions. oh this seems unnecessarily complicated

WHEEZING AT THIS AKJSDAKASDF

somethings a little fucked up about idril i think. perhaps. anyways i like cavik 👍 great character with no issues surely

LETS FUCKING GOOOO. ok i better not let anyone die....

oh hi malvi!! ARCHIVIST... like the MAGNUS AR- *i am immediately sniped in the head*

oh yeah it didnt like that. alright come at me then !!!! no wait if its against her will i dont want to kill her :((

hello?? who are you?? random guy? let me blow this up in peace thanks

OMG HI TELYU NVM :D omg the reunion... at least someone's happy... whew okay. one down two to go i'm going to stop here for today

NEXT PART

[catoswound]

penis i mean the return review [spoilers]

okay first of all. let me get this out of the way. his ass. his bush. his penis. ralph fiennes full frontal <3 hurray

adn her loom. RED!! this movie is not Red but i love the Reds in it. the thread. the fires. the blood ughhh. ANTINOUS' CLOTHES!!! and her thing (for her to hold the string??) for the weaving looks like a ship passing through bloodthreadwater USGXHH right off the bat insane already

i really like antinous he is soooo irritating HE IS SO ROMAN SENATOR!!!!! hes like a mix of antony and catilina tbh. to me. fun guy

not sure what to make of blondie with the undercut. weird. all the suitors were irritating but thats true to the book i guess SPEAKING OF TRUE TO THE BOOK this movie was not ❌ true to the book. things change! i was not big on them but then i was a little? the changes are ok. that is my final decision. in fact they are good

it's a lot of what comes after war so there's not really THE ODYSSEY (as in. the director took liberties. and also i read the odyssey quite literally right before watching this so i was picking up everything that was changed) and it ends without clearing up what odysseus was actually doing those years between the fall of troy and returning to ithaca. i dont even know if they stuck to the full ten years???? made it out like he was just wandering around traumatised and not ready to go home rather than being Highly Inconvenienced by the gods. kind of weird. this little thing threw me off (what the fuck is he doing then?? lol) but arghh a bit of a me problem. it does sort of work

so,, war-related ptsd stuff, not really knowing yourself after war, &c which i wasnt expecting butttt i liked the exploration of the dynamics between penelope and odysseus and them and telemachus. telemachus is lowkey soooo fucking irritating lol (they played into the odyssey telemachus more here, with how he treats his mum) BUTTT i think hes alright within the movie. like i am Not The Biggest Fan but i get it. i like book telemachus more because Doubles and he is not doubling here but it is good 👴👍

if im judging it just based off what i think the director really wanted to convey (that is. about how war changes everyone. for the Worse) its really good. there's this part where odysseus and penelope are talking to each other before the reveal and there's a fire between them and i nearly died. all the fire stuff in fact that scene where the suitors return to the palace and they're literally bringing fire back there. THE WAR IS HERE NOW!!!! also odysseus sitting at his father's grave and saying something about the dead being the lucky ones. oughhh. ugh. ouch.

argos. :). fuck me.

i heart eurycleia. i wish there was more Bed? i really did not get a good look at Bed At All. tbh penelope and odysseus were not homophrosyning as much as they could have but that's ok also. i guess. i think if youre insane and just immediately take it as penelope Knowing Right Off The Bat, they can homophrosyne. tbh. but the movie is kinda like odysseus doesnt know himself and penelope doesn't know him so i cannot blame penelope for not mindtomind connectioning her husband

THE BOWWW oh i love the bow SUSPENSE i definitely feel like that was a little bloodfrenzy aristeia moment hehe

she did fucking seal off her bedroom though. i dont know im insane she fucking locked it away kept it hidden and he came back and he KNEW.

it was A Movie for sure. well shot and well made. it made me go all jittery in the theatre. i definitely heard someone snore at the back which is valid lol i dont think it was all that exciting if u are Not insane about the odyssey and if u already know none of them are gonna die. so.. ARGHHHH go watch it i feel. ouch. ouch. ouch.

i have more nitpicky complaints but i dont actually wnt to spoil the entire movie </3 i am rambling u may ignore me

edit: the first moments when he touches his son he fucking hits him. btw. lets goooo the violence of warrrrr

[itsdappleagain]

it is time for the crackle goes kiwi caper!

oh man. im so close to being caught up. hold on, stockholm, I'm coming and i WILL be on time (i hope)

thats auckland btw

notes under the cut as always

OH okay ive been saving a really old edit for this episode

you're welcome

oh opening thoughts on the episode. ummmmmm its good. i like it. only reason i would have to dislike it is i guess the sort of red crackle stuff from it but i dont hate red crackle on default so it stands as a good episode. i like the dancing and the stakes actually feel pretty high a lot of the time!

not player hacking into the russian government

ah, neal. neal the eel. he is indeed. an eel

also rhys darby is my favorite voice actor on the planet

also also autistic dr bellum real and true

YOU WILL TRY

YUHHH GET IT

neal loving puns 👍

the "coo" neal does after he escapes into the vent is the bane of my existence i hate it with a burning passion

i wonder if "project tripwire" is supposed to be an experiment left over from the cold war or something?

zack is enjoying his sandwich!

that lean over carmen's shoulder one hand on the desk one hand on his hip move shadowsan is doing is the most dad thing

top ten moments before disaster

GIRL THE 3/4 PROFILE IN CS STYLE DOESNT WORK STOP USING IT

i love that the vile harddrive is like. VILE google

CRISPY FRIED CARMEN

player: we need an electrician who knows their stuff so carmen doesnt get electrocuted to death!! the job they need done: wooo slidey thingies....ooooooo dont let it touch the line!! woooo!!

player in s1: we CANT let crackle get ANYWHERE near you he may be a SLEEPER AGENT or put you in DANGER player in s2: we cant 🥺 even bring him back to play for the good guys? 🥺🥺🥺

i guess thats probably because shadowsan confirmed that he doesnt have any memories or sleeper agent tendencies lmaoo

fun fact! graham's cafe does not in fact exist. it is a housing complex/ lookout

carmen could not have picked a more. i mean just what a cover story. obviously i get that its personal to her but imagine being an electrican and this lady who is even younger than you comes up to you and is like oh...yeah i run an international charity. for abandoned children how unaccomplished would you feel wheeze

i will never stop saying this but SAY GOODBYE OR SOMETHING PLEASE CARMEN

interesting that the "cuppa" he insists she has with him kind of sets off a shit ton of stuff for s4. if acme hadn't taken gray in they wouldnt have probably ever been able to help carmen get out of mind control, or it would have taken much longer. she wouldnt have been able to discover and destroy the robots. weird stuff

insert meme about people calling paper star tammy because of that one time she used that as a codename here. except its with player and peter

ALSO HEEY PLAYERS ACCENT FROM S1 PAID OFF...he was practicing...

where did they get that ballet which is perfectly synched up to the lights he needs to turn off

not bellum's ominous green lighting black shiny lab. so subtle

also you would think that the power station bellum draws ALL her power from would be better protected wouldnt you?

did they let crackle practice the "lights" because if they didnt- yikes that sucks and if they did- bellum's security mechanism just going haywire as he practices pjgkkjsghd

mm this scene is good

OH also. eternal bounce looping gif because mmgh that animation is good

that animation of gray adjusting the slides where he goes in like. an arc in reverse. good shit

carmen is so not normal about the electric fields i love her. i get you're supposed to be dancing but girlie just run and jump its ok

even more bouncy because i cant be stopped

I LOVE HOW BOUNCY SHE IS. LOST IN THE SAUCE (the sauce is tchaikovsky)

a nearly electrifying performance is the best way to tell your best friend you didnt just die in a really horrible way

honestly the quip about sheep is a pretty good one. neal is SO COOL his fight scenes are really fun. takes a lot of ingenuity for our mains to outdo him

also his score is SOOO COOL its like. its slithery idk how to explain it

HAHAHA SHE PROTECTED THE FACE AND HE WENT FOR HER LEGS

i love how she was just like "nah fuck this" and ran the other way

HIS "OUGH" WHEN SHE TRIES TO KICK HIM IN THE FACE DHGDJHGKD. WASNT EXPECTING THAT ONE I GUESS

she goes down really hard a couple times fighting him. you can hear after he mule kicks her against the wall that it hurt

carmen's signature move, the titty twister

that "slick" line has become a line i just repeat with the same inflection like five times a day wugewghdh

player's kiwi went a little irish there

why did he go out the back door looking for carmen if the rest of the "theater" was supposed to be the other way 😭

oh okay nevermind he's just. he just doesn't listen

gremlin bellum appreciation

gray is literally the luckiest motherfucker alive please

didnt carmen lock the door behind her also??? im so confused how did he get in

"carmen?" "sandiego" (clapping noise from the intro)

the little confused noise gray makes pls its so funny

also love how his first question is "what kind of concert hall is this" and not "why are we sprinting down a hallway"

THATS THE NIGHT THAT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN AUCKLAND (sick guitar) THATS THE NIGHT THAT THEY H wait a minute

so hot i love her

kill, my queen

WILHELM SCREAM!

i love the disgust and annoyance that immediately overtakes her face when neal shows up again

are we ever going to talk about how neal was trying to snap her neck or no

no? okay

it would have been really funny if that crackle rod was set to lethal

i love how she says "zackivy" as one cohesive unit

pls carmen looks so short next to cracker

sharon muthu is such a queen

love also how carmen is more concerned about gray recognizing the voice than bellum threatening to take out auckland. yes girl priorities

fantastic shot of her grinning and then getting all smirky about it. she's so hot. again

michael put his whole pussy into that scream/crikey

"it won't blow up in our faces will it?" "um just. stick your hands in there okay"

i love when cs uses "bad" colors like the red flashing warning light to indicate goodness like carmen winning

the crikeys are killing me

THE TRIPLE SHOT OF THE TRIPWIRE PROJECT BLOWING UP IS SO ICONIC

i love neal going from horrified at the explosion to looking at bellum like. what did you just say

crying over how carmen just looks at him with no expression on her face after he makes a kiwi joke

and now a series titled "OW!"

thank you

also carmen does a WHOLE FLIP when she crashes (not doing photos because its hard to see) but she goes down on her neck, does a flip, and then slides in on her stomach

wow! good thing carmen is okay after crash landing in the woods due to something going wrong with a glider flight. im sure that won't happen again, and even if it did I'm sure the consequences couldn't be that terrible!

it would have been funny if he had died on impact im just saying

maybe he did and the power of carmen saying the wrong name brought him back

if the copyright wouldnt blow them to hell and back im a thousand percent certain they would have had crackle ask if carmen was like james bond

carmen: ill explain over that coffee also carmen: explains nothing

wow look the line that jumpstarted me writing fanfiction. my first fic was a red crackle fic based off of this scene/the afterscene of acme looking at the cameras and speculations of gray joining acme. guilty ✋

carmen vaporizing on the spot and leaving graham with thousands of dollars is a vibe

yeah vile didnt lay eyes him. yep

ALRIGHT FUCK YES IM CAUGHT UP WITH CS WEEKLY!! STOCKHOLM HERE I FUCKING COME ON TIME YES BITCH MY FAVORITE EPISODE

[infizero]

pokespe reread: red, green & blue chapter - closing thoughts! 🔴🟢🔵

im gonna do these for each chapter before i move onto the next one :D which means its time for RGB closing thoughts before i head onto yellow! i dont have as much to say as i did about ruby & sapphire, but that's just cuz there isn't any poorly handled parental abuse or gender nonconformity i feel the need to ramble about for 5 billion years LOL

anyways, thoughts under the cut!

(before i say anything, reminder that i call the boy green and the girl blue 👍)

ok first off, i wanna talk about just how cool the way team rocket is portrayed here. like i sort of take it for granted since ive been into pokespe for so long, but the thing of a lot of the gym leaders being a part of team rocket is SOOOOO cool.

not only does that by itself raise the stakes a lot compared to other depictions, but also these guys are RUTHLESS. like they have no qualms about straight up killing these kids and that makes every scene they're involved in so much more intense. like the scene where red and green are fighting against koga and he keeps forcing them to back down by threatening to literally DECAPITATE the other? that shit was genuinely so tense, it was really well done.

outside of the involvement of the gym leaders, they also do a really good job at making everything feel interconnected. like almost every conflict that isnt interpersonal can be traced back to team rocket, and even stuff that seems trivial at first, like collecting the gym badges, ends up having a greater significance. i did not remember that giovanni left red and green alone so they could collect the gym badges for them, that actually shocked me. really well done

moving onto specific characters, i just wanna talk about how much i love red rq bcuz i have an even deeper appreciation for him after this reread 😭 like he's just so pure hearted and cares about pokemon so much, and i really love how THAT'S what makes him strong.

like obviously that's a classic pokemon narrative at this point, but this was back in the days of the first game! yknow the one where trainers had whips and the bonds with your pokemon WASNT heavily emphasized? i just think it's cool that alongside his skills as a trainer, red's main heroic trait is his EMPATHY above all else. not trying to give too much credit here but i do think that's really cool, having the main male protagonist's strength come from his empathy and love.

and the way that that influences OTHERS to become better is something that i really love too. blaine talking about how seeing red's love for pokemon is what made him leave team rocket actually almost made me tear up :') and of course green also learns to treat his pokemon better because of red, which is something that i really really love (more on that in a second)

i also just wanna note how much i love red and poli :D the reoccurring thing with red being saved from drowning by it was really really sweet

moving onto green, i was surprised at how much... less of an asshole he was than i remembered? like dont get me wrong, he's definitely got a few moments where he's nasty to red for no reason in the beginning. but overall he's really moreso just Prickly, rather than being outwardly antagonistic. most of the time he's just brushing red off and underestimating him, rather than straight-up insulting him

this also plays into the fact that i realized upon this reread green very much reads as autistic to me. he's silent a lot of the time, focused on stats over feelings, and doesnt even attempt to mask when he doesnt like someone or something. he's very upfront with how he feels which comes across as cold/mean (and im not saying that's NOT what it is, but a lot of the time i think he's just reacting honestly without necessarily meaning to be rude. tho since he doesnt rlly like red and thats who he's usually interacting with, most of the time it IS probably meant to be rude lol)

also there's instances of him not rlly getting social cues/sarcasm. like literally this moment i put above, red goes "back to your old obnoxious self i see!" but green doesnt seem to even register that as a jab and just goes "that's right" like bro hes making fun of you 😭

but anyways yes, green was not as actively mean as i remembered him being, and him and red actually start to get along far quicker than i recalled as well! i thought that their enemies/rivals to friends dynamic was very well done, and i think this is best shown in the championship match, which was for sure one of my favorite moments of the whole arc

^ LIKE. OH MY GOD. the way that red and green have both learned from each other and grown bcuz of it by the end of the story. the way they've grown to respect each other and know each other so well. "they've incorporated the best traits of the other into themselves... and they know each other like the back of their own hands!" simon infizero found dead on the floor

i also liked how much the two smiled during the match :) they're having fun! they enjoy battling against each other!! i already talked about this in a separate post but this is a VERY different championship match than the one that occurs between these two in gameverse. and that's ok! even if i find gameverse's version more compelling, both are good and serve different purposes.

gameverse green's character development is jumpstarted BY losing the championship, while here pokespe green has ALREADY undergone character development and this match is used as a vessel for showing that development off. and i really really like it :D

now uh. for something about this climax that i DIDNT like

bro what the fuck was this 😭 professor oak intentionally triggering blue and airing out her trauma in front of thousands in order to "get back" at her for stealing squirtle was really fucking weird and strangely cruel. like listen man ive experienced many different interpretations of oak over the years some good, some very bad, most of them complicated, but even at his worst he would not fucking do this 😭 at least not in my opinion

i really wish that him confronting blue for stealing her starter and giving her the pokedex was under better circumstances..... like imo if they wanted to do this scene with all that and blue talking about her past, they could've easily just. had oak directly confront her about it. if we need to get blue broken down enough to talk about it, then have him start beating her in the battle really badly until she gets mad about it!

or hell, if that wouldnt be enough, have him confront her, she wont open up, so THEN he pulls out the spearow as sort of a last resort. she gets scared and rather than being all weirdly smug like "haha stupid traumatized girl i knew it was you" (ew) have him be GENTLE. have him be like "i know what you've been through blue. i was part of the team that tried to search for you etc etc. all i want is to know why you stole my squirtle" and then she breaks down and goes on her whole spiel.

that would be sooooo much better than what actually happened, and it would make the scene where he finally gives her her own pokedex and she breaks down into tears thanking him feel SO much more earned and actually impactful, rather than just feeling weird. this moment just felt so weirdly cruel and out of character for oak for no reason. and it sucks bcuz i DO like blue's breakdown about how she's from pallet too and wanted to go on her own journey, but the way we get there is just so weird that i cant fully appreciate it.

ok lastly just quick thing, i love how mewtwo is portrayed here :') it's how it should be portrayed!! it's not evil, it's just been through a lot and has a very understandable hatred for humans due to that. i love how red didnt even hesitate in immediately being empathetic to mewtwo and encouraging blaine to show mewtwo kindness and help it have a better life. made me very happy I LOVE YOU MEWTWO

and that's about it!! overall, i really love this first arc. it's definitely a little wacky when it comes to certain worldbuilding stuff, but that's to be expected from something made in the franchise's infancy. u could just do whatever u wanted back then man. and it doesnt even bother me cuz i mean. stuff like the legendary birds fusing into one pokemon is objectively cool as fuck

this arc is really well written when it comes to the overarching threat of team rocket, the characters and their development, everything! truly a delightful read :]

now, it's time for the kantet to finally be completed as i move onto the yellow chapter!!!! ^_^

[batmanshole]

omg wait tell me more about ur ocs... :O

SMILES IN HEREE!!!!! ok so i have like. several universes. buttercup and rika are florists who are like. cow girl hybrids? (sorta based on the moobloom + moolip from minecraft) and they are dating.

ive written a post about unnamed dilf / milf / secretary / winona before but i cannot find it. essentially dilf and milf are dating and also work high up in the mob (?) and then milf realizes shes a lesbian and tells dilf and hes kind of sad but hes a good guy so hes like ok. what can i do to support you? and shes like idk 👍 im leaving the country tho bye. and she goes and she meets her secretary and theyre evil and kill together Lesbian Style. but uh oh! she had a cryptic pregnancy (didnt show much + assumed other symptoms were stress from new country) so now shes 8 months pregnant and is like fuck i dont even vibe with this baby like at all. but she knows dilf always wanted a kid so she shows up at his house after the baby is born and is like hiii. heres your kid. ok back to lesbian sex and murder byeeee. and hes like what the fuck! okay! but hes a REALLY good dad. hes still an intimidating mob boss but he has a baby that he loves a lot. winona is the babysitter and the baby likes her a lot.

ive also written a post about lydia / john / daphne before but essentially. john is a shitty husband and cares more about work than his wife (lydia). lydia is fed up with this and also in love with his secretary (daphne). so she and daphne plot to kill him and run away together.

darryl is like if a demon was a hot older guy and also was forced to do Demonic Paperwork all the time while he and his assistant (june) try to capture an angel (none of them want this arrangement so the three of them pretend to fight tom and jerry style then go out for drinks)

hans is my curent fav oc and my BABYGIRL. hes a serial killer hes tall as fuck and hes very quiet hes also german and the worlds biggest service top. his gf is like a foot and a half shorter than him and super cute but she wears the pants. scariest man on the planet gets dommed by tiny cute girl? more at 7.

i dont have much sorted out about the executioner / knight / princess trio but essentially they all love eachother very much and the knight and executioner are not afraid to get their hands dirty for the princess.

ophelia and the nameless evil being are pretty underdevelopped too but essentially. evil being (he/it) who doesn't have a name and has been around for a long time and is scary as fuck meets girl who has problems but isnt afraid of him and is nice to it once and its like ohhh okay. well i will protect you with my life now. meanwhile shes like STOP KILLING PLEASE >:( and hes like :( but- and then she rolls her eyes. he does not understand that deer carcasses are not gifts most humans enjoy (it has no idea what humans eat.)

[tristantzara]

tell us abt fallen london !

ok!! i dont know much lore so thats not what this is about i will just talk about the game in general👍

(for talking about the story/events of the game ill just use first person the whole time it feels more normal i think.)

the basic idea of how the game works is it's a desktop text-based rpg game where you do stories and tasks and get items.

the story begins with you having just gotten to london (which is underground.). you were immediately arrested and taken to new newgate prison, where your cellmate helps you escape. and then you pick where you live (this can change its just where you start). different places focus on the four main "attributes" one can have which are shadowy, watchful, dangerous, & persuasive. i picked spite which is the shadowy location!

(also there are other attributes apart from those four, including respectable, dreaded, [these next two are more skills] monstrous anatomy, & mithridacy. those are just the ones i have. there are "menaces" as well which are basically the bad attributes. those are nightmares, wounds, scandal, & suspicion. and others but theyre less common & i dont have those)

right now i am situated in someone's attic. the rat that lives with me wants me to move somewhere thats not an attic but i have bigger things to worry about.

i currently have a job as a minor poet (i want to become a campaigner or journalist eventually) 👍

there are groups one can be associated with like criminals, the police, revolutionaries, artists, the church, &c... as i've said i've been trying to be associated with the revolutionaries! i will need a lot more money for a special pin though </3. and i dont really know at all how to make money other than selling things....

the main story of the game is called your "ambition", which from what i've heard take about a year to complete, as opposed to smaller stories you can complete in a very short amount of time if focus on them. these include "nemesis", where you try to hunt down the murderer of someone you knew; "bag a legend", where you try to catch some manner of beast i suppose; "light fingers", where you try to steal a big diamond but apparently about a third of the way through there's a big twist and it turns into a really dark horror story; and "heart's desire", where you try to get involved in a gamble for your soul so you can win your heart's desire of course. im probably going to do "bag a legend" when i feel ready to start one :-)

by the way the current event i've been talking about with the airships &c. is an annual thing called "estival". this year it's gardening + a war of sorts. (note: by the time i got into doing this event it was pretty much over; i can still play through it but im not actually helping the war effort im just getting items). i grew a nice plant and got a prize and then i went to a building related to the gardening competition, where a stalactite fell on the building and also on me. sad! and then these ghouls called "starved" started crawling out of it iirc. i ran away and did some helpful things and the ghouls were fought off. but it turns out that they plan to expose london to the sun and burn it to a crisp, i guess? im not really sure i cant remember anything. so we have to go look at the ceiling to figure out whats going on exactly. and someone was like "hey guy still severely injured from a stalactite falling on you!! come captain an airship and look at the ceiling!" and i did and it didn't go very well but i was able to obtain more items. and now im in the midst of the final(?) mission where all the airships are going together

this is kind of a mess but yeah there is something about fallen london !!

[soliddaddy96]

3, 4, 6, 8 for reigen :3

oh heavens the freaker ... the jerkr

3. How did your oc discover themself? Did something cause them to question, or did they always know?

i rememebr i wrote this down somewhere but 2 me he realized he was queer of some sort when he went to one of his sisters friends quinceanera and made out w the birthday girls older cousin behind the venue ... this was when he was like , a highschooler in arizona still . after this he was liek Hmm i think somethings up . he didnt act on these feelings until he was hitchhiking to jess' apartment like years later tho ..... not much else 2 think abt besides how you might be gay for your friendon the open road and such .

with his gender i think he always kindve knew , early on his dad kindve picked up on it and went "heyy y. i dont mind if you ... experiment . with your gender . yoru still my kid all the same 😁" to rei who, at the time, went "? Ok (doesnt think about this encounter until years later)". its also a main reason (2 me ) as to why connor bullied him a bit - in my brain milwaukee is a pretty ... closed minded town , so its only natural people would spread their bigotry onto their children < which is why when connor saw how rei was like "im a MAN" but (in connors mind) didnt make any "real" effort into presenting masc , he 1 thought rei was just doing it for attention and 2 sought out to "fix" him ....... < cornering him and cutting his hair along w just. General torment

4. Is your oc's environment supportive about their identity? How does this impact them?

until he was around middleschool he only really had the support of his dad < his mother being a devout catholic whereas his dad was laid back and also queer himself . after he died and they moved back to arizona rei just kindve caved in on himself and gave up on any presentation gender or sexuality wise ... until one day he felt too suffocated by it all nd went back to the one place he ever really Did feel accepted < milwaukeeeeee 😁and by extension jess nd ashe . the latter i dont know if they met later but i think their presence helps rei greatly ... nervous cheetah and emotional support dog type thang . when hes back w the gang he feels pretty comfortable w them and while he still has his moments of doubt from time to time he still feels confident that theyll never judge him (which they wouldnt thankfully). ave maria

6. How does your oc feel about labels? Theirs, or in general?

he would rather be gutted like a fish than talk about labels ... i dont think he feels all that comfortable w himself to say hes for sure gay ... and as for being trans , he keeps that shit LOCKED UP !!! very stealth with it ... even if being called a woman bothers him hed rather just take it and smile than out himself and risk being harassed . as he gets older he just stops gaf. i think hed just call ashe up randomly one day nd go "Hey .im gay." and then just hang up . theyd understand

8. Have they had struggles with their identity, be it due to internal or external reasons?

hes the prime struggler and transgender allegory ... if hes not actively repressing his feelings for guys then hes trying as hard as he can to come off as a cis guy . i think it stems from the hostile environment milwaukee generally is as well as internal stuff < after his dads passing his mom blamed his homosexuality for it and deemed him a sinner ... her side of the family also just talked shit abt him a lot 😭this diswayed rei Greatly from ever being open . even in his 20s i think despite him being more cool w being gay nd stuff hed still be a little nervous ... i dont think his anxiousness abt it would ever go away for realsies , but with time he wouldnt think abt it too much 👍

AVE MARIA can youtell i want him dead

[ashenberry]

3, 13, and 21 for violence

gonna throw a quick disclaimer at the top here that i just. do not read many fics at all n i feel like a lot of gripes people have with fandom stem from fic tropes that i just. do not encounter 👍 so that should paint my answers a bit

3] screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr OK SO FOR LIKE. all of these im assuming ace attorney EXCEPT for this one bc ive got like a particular person in mind who just. always had batshit takes anyways the one im thinking of is that they would (maybe still do i stopped lookin at their shit) on fuckin. long ass rants about how any sort of serialization or continuity is making tv shows worst and how people who would like. make theories or guesses about where a show was going is LITERALLY killing storytelling. and ofc this was about fuckin kids cartoons and they were talking about how. how star vs the forces of evil having antagonist outside of the silly saturday morning cartoon archetype is why that shows ending was ass. fascinating really that person was full of so much shit

13] worst blorboficiation I know people get fuckin pissed at the clay fans but like who cares ur never gonna see him if u dont go lookin for him. not enough people write apollo right they dont make him an ASS they make him a little stary eyed novice whos world surronds phoenix and the whole point of 4-1 is that he DOESNT phoenix fuckin PULLED SHIT he punched him in the FACE apollos a guy where u plop him in a weird situation he loudly exclaims WHAT THE FUCK.

21] part of canon you think is overhyped will you kill me if i say the trilogy 🥺 ik the post trilogy only has 1 game thats good i know the trilogy is the fuckin trilogy but would u kill me if i said the trilogy in its entirety

[onestorytorulethemall]

grab some ambrosia! and let the nectar flowwww

why is everyone scraping part of their plate in the fire? is the food here really that bad? 🤨

offering to the ✨gods✨ because it’s not enough that they’re omnipotent and all powerful, they need to feel ✨appreciated✨

to the gods, TO THE GODS!

OH THINGS COULDN’T BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE, OH THINGS COULDNT BE WOOORRRSSEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE

my dad is HERMES he messengers things, you’ll know his sign by his shoes with those wings😒 id wait by the phone, but the phone never rings, oh noooo

OH NOOO

when your dads a god, life can be tough, i met the guy ONCE and ONCE was enough 🫠

annaBETH!

now my moms athena, she’s smart and she’s wise… she’s sworn off gluten and she’s sworn off guys, but if she came to camp it’d be a surprise oh noooo😬

OH NOOOOO

oh! and my stepmom, well she hates me and my dad works all daayy so i left virginia and i ran away😌🙃

wait!? is that true??!!

OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSE, OH THINGS COULDNT BE WOORRSSEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE, UNIVERSE

alright who’s next-

oh-oh let me see!

‼️MY MOMS DEMETER ✨gOdDeSs Of GrAiNsS✨‼️ she gets excited when it starts to rain🙄 but planting and planTING AND PLANTINGS A PAIN!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOO

ohhh noooo?

for their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car… i got A FERN IN SOME DUMB MASON JAR🤬

ooh ooh my turn!

IM THE CHILD OF PAN 😌god of the wild😌 FOR THOSE WHO LOVE NATURE THEYRE OFTEN BEGUILED😍 he’s not really my dad? but im sort of his child?? oh noooooo😰

ohh nooo?

he went on a hike…. to explore new frontiers, aND NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OH THINGSSS COULDNT BE WORSEE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE OH THINGS COUODNT BE WOOORRRRSSSEEEE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE ✨universe✨

chiron! who’s your dad?

oh

well

my father is kronos

🦗🦗🦗🦗

remember my lecture… he ate his children😀

fhh chiron wins🫢

yeah… his dads definitely the worst

😃how about you silena😃

🥰goddess of love my mom’s aphrodite😘 she’s tries to be cool, but mainly she’s flighty☹️ ill bring home a boy, and she’s thERE IN HER NIGHTY???!!!!!

OH NO!!!!!!

soundtrack: ITS SO EMBARRASSING GUYS.

actual musical: she’s garbage, people😤

i tried to seek help from even the faAtEeS cuz she steals my mascara and ALL OF MY DATES. 🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😒😒😒

actual musical: sHeS wHy I cRy😢😥😭

*awkward*alrighttt percy its your turn…

if i try to sing it’ll probably cause an avalanche😅

oh it’s ok yeah we’re all friends here👍

ok umm. my mom was named sally, she loved scary movieEs… and food that was blue-

he’s doing it wrong. ya who’s ur godly parent?

oh. i don’t know.

it’s alright, a lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. just give it a try😊

*incoherent mumbling that is the definition of 😒and 🤬*

alright😒😒😒😒

soo my dad is some ✨gOd✨

that’s great. i guess🤷‍♂️

did he not want me or not want the stress?😔😥

too bad he’s the worst, and my life is a mess! ohhh nooo

OHHH YEAAAHHHH PERCY😏🤭

i hope he shows, even a trace… CUZ IVE GOT SOME CHOICE WORDS TO THROW IN HIS FACE😏😤

YEAH PERCY THATS WHAT WE’RE TALKIN BOUT PERCY🤩🥳

OHHHH THINGSSS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR PARENTS RUN THE UNIVERSEEE

OH THINGS COULDNT BE WORSE WHEN YOUR FOLKS RUN THE UNIVERSE-

BUT I DONT CARE WHERE OUR PARENTS MAY BE AS LONG YOU ARE HERE WITH MEeee

but we don’t care where our parents may be, as long as you are here with ME. AS. LONG. AS. YOU. ARE. HERE. WITH. ME!!! 😃😃😃

camp half blood campfire sing song 🎵 you bet they chose the most annoying songs to sing at full volume to piss off Mr D lmao 💀