#no homo tho im not /gay/

[eternalera]

i just had a swagdoons au where ashswag is basically an unhinged god and he goes to this kingdom to tear it down bc why tf not and reds the prince and hes like 'can you maybe not do that' and ash does it anyways and just keeps red bc hes silly like that <3

also why is this tag bare asf-

[62percentmaplesyrup]

OMG FUCKNSJXJKWSNN imm gayygg

No homo tho

[haylie0-o]

Tehe, I wrote that and got a compliment from Cami so Im happy 🤭🤭

[4giorno]

is buddy daddies like worth powering through

[cutemeat]

the guys writing s15 one floor and one exact Office above where they wrote s5 is a sign that s15 will be an ELEVATED version of s5… oh yeah it’s coming all together

can only go one of two ways: they sterilize the homoeroticism of s5 in s16 or they elevate it. anxious to see which way they go...

[glemmeboka]

2023 language goals

I'm updating my languages for 2023 - I'm mainly focusing on improving my Korean and French and learning as much as possible. Plus: one new language

Korean

I want to take the first TOPIK exam this coming year, so I will have to prepare myself for it. I got a huge book on Korean grammar for Christmas and my plan is to learn all the contents. I will also find myself a teacher though, because I honestly feel like I won't get as far as I'd like to the way I'm self-studying right now.

French

Obviously I want to keep up my As in school, but honestly I don't think I have to be very careful because it's usually not a problem. Instead I will try to be ahead of my class at least a little bit so I can fully focus on Latin while in school (which is more of a problem lol)

For non-school studying I have set a goal to read at least one full book, it's probably going to be Harry Potter or Le Petit Prince. I also want to immerse myself more, meaning watch more movies or shows in French (I still haven't seen Lupin), maybe have more French conversations with my mother. Also, I am likely going on an exchange to Orléans in early 2023 (my exchange partner is coming in January or February already. If anything works out, that is. There might still be complications) Generally, I hope to achieve a proficiency of about B1. I won't take a test because that feels like too much trouble (and money, I think), but just...generally that area of proficiency.

Other than that, I have also made changes in my plans for my exchange year which is supposed to happen in 2024/25. As there are only few organisations which have Korea in their programme - and those who do are too hard to afford - I have decided to go for Thailand. I hope it will work out, for real, if I end up staying in Germany the entire year I will likely cry every day because missed opportunites and what not. Anyway, these news are the reason I have decided to pick up some Thai basics, at least. I mean, I take what I can get but I wanna keep the bar low and not expect too much of myself for a change. These are my 2023 goals for Thai:

Thai

First of all, I obviously need to learn the alphabet which...might even take me the entire year. xd For real though, I will focus on that first and then try to find a good textbook which can kind of guide me through it all. Because this language seems so complicated, I don't even know where to start

There's some nice shows to watch for immersion though..

gae:)

please don't stop reading I swear I will stick to the topic now

As for my other languages - Norwegian and Spanish - I will be maintaining those. I have Spanish in school so I will be putting about 2 to 3 hours per week into it anyway. To maintain Norwegian, I will TRY being more active on Duolingo again (because let's be for real, the Norwegian course is actually quite effective and it has given me so much let's take a second to appreciate that) and perhaps even do some more units of my textbook which I have, I admit, been abandoning for quite a while now. Norwegian in general, which is sad because it was my first language love :( Well, I got a week calender with pictures of Norway for Christmas, maybe that will serve as a motivation boost. Like for French, I also want to read at least one Norwegian book to the end in 2023. I have one in mind that the Norwegian teacher at the university gave me when I had my one-day internship there

Wow. I hope I will be able to achieve these goals by the end of the year. I seriously have no idea if it's too much or little because this is the first time I've EVER done something like "good resolutions for the coming year" or whatever it is called. But I recently saw a quote.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. — Clement Stone

Not only does it sound very nice because of the connection to astronomy and space, it also reassures me that sometimes it's okay not being able to do everything or one thing just as well as the other. Small progress is also good progress, especially when it is aquired in a constant pace.

And with that, I'm wishing everyone who happens to be reading this a happy new year and good luck with your goals! You're doing great.

Fun fact: In Germany, we wish each other "einen guten Rutsch ins neue Jahr" at the end of the year. It literally translates to "a good slide into the new year". Honestly, I think it's a bit funny. I hope you have one though. :)

[carnivalcentipede]

boy why you so homo /silly -🌟

idk you tell me. do you want a powerpoint presentation on why men are hot or smthn?

reason one: men

reason two: they can bend me any which way they want (in a man way)

reason three: cock and balls

this has been my ted talk on why men are hot you owe me 500$ or im nuking your home district lmao

[inkyquince]

ngl u posting abt naoya being a misogynistic homo with severe incest disease wasnt on my 2024 bingo but i'm loving it AKJDJIQJO

Julian, please, I have visions that are correct and ground breaking.

I cooked for ages and my food is delicious and that man wants to fuck male cousins. But he also has a weird breeding kink and the moment he sees a T-Dick, he collapses, all of his blood going to his boner. If his grandparents had a kid super late, who later transitioned to being a man, he's moaning for his uncle as he's going ham on that thang.

I legitmately went down a mental hole of him sneaking hormones into his fiance's drinks because he found gay trans porn and has been sustaining an erection for over 40 hours now and he can't BREATH.

IM JUST WORRIED PEOPLE AREN'T READY FOR MASCULIZATION AS A KINK, EVEN THO FEMINIZATION IS VERY MUCH A KINK.

It would be the inverse of the omegaverse fics who turn a beta into an omega through bitching them, and instead grabbing an omega by the scruff and forcing them to sit still as the alpha swallows copious amounts of omega cum and puts them on hormones.

Anyway, hey Julian, I kick my wee feet when I see you slapping like in those angry homo Naoya posts. How's the weather, how's the boyfriend? Do you know that baby hedgehogs are called Hoglets? Wonderful time to be alive.

[deathwaltz-ao3]

Reasons why jingluo is the best pairing on this planet:

1. theyre cute

2. theyre opposite sun and moon (jing yuan = sun but looks like moon, luocha = moon but looks like sun)

3. they have chemistry

4. canon interactions!!!!!! yay!!!!!!

5. The Perfect Timing lightcone.

6. jy has said (in a livestream i dont remember which one tho) that luocha makes his heart anxious

7. they look cute together

8. their dynamic is very interesting considering jy is very intrigued by luocha despite the latter being a “mere merchant”

9. “Would you prefer me to reveal or conceal, General?” reveal what, huh? 🤨 kinda homo if u ask me

10. Opposites attract (but maybe they aren’t as different as they thought)

11. Rivals to friends to lovers is possible

12. ANGST OPPORTUNITIES.

13. jy canonically follows luocha around under the guise of “surveillance” (the only thing ur surveying is his beauty)

14. yanqing kinda looks like their child (PLS TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT)

15. pretty man x pretty man

16. both of them would learn not to judge based on first impressions

17. the sexual tension is strong between them

18. jy is gay as hell and so is luocha like come on it’s obvious

19. healer x fighter

20. their name even sounds cute

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[peskytimeswithscar]

ok it's headcanon time for.... grian!!!!

in regards to identity i view him as being aro-spec, while i could find a specific label i feel like c!grian wouldn't care much into finding that label, i think he'd prefer to just identify as being on the spectrum but he wouldn't really put in the time or effort into researching it

he also is asexual!! however im just asexual myself so all my blorbos must be asexual bc it feels. weird if not

and he's gay!!! gay man, gay gay homo (but actually this is mainly just because of yhs where he says hes "no im into dudes", plus i just cannot see c!grian with a woman that man is gay)

i also see him as being on the asensual (sensual attraction is the desire to touch others in a non-sexual way, e.g. cuddling, kissing, etc) spectrum !! mainly demi-asenflux because i feel like he would only like touch from people he's close + sometimes really doesn't want to be touched, but sometimes/alot of the time he really wants to and is the clingiest

he also gives off vibes of being on the aplatonic spectrum but i cannot think of anything in specific, maybe demiplatonic and cupioplatonic? i just feel like smth is up w this man's platonic orientation,, he def wants to have friends and is willing to do so but he only really feels platonic attraction whenever he's actually close to a person

i could probably go more into detail but those are the primary ones in my head for his sexuality so lets (finally) go onto GENDER!!!!

this man is definitely transgenderism!!! he identifies as a trans-man tho i do feel like his standards of being a man definitely differ to society's, he's most definitely gender non-conforming and he mainly wears androgynous or feminine clothing most of the time (though he only really wears skirts or dresses if hes cross-dressing as ariana griande)

he also probably is somewhere on the non-binary spectrum he just doesn't really identify with it

i feel like he primarily uses it/he pronouns? he definitely feels less than human due to his watcher roots so it got used to being called it/its, he also only is called she/her when he's cross-dressing as ariana griande, and if i had to give him some neoprns i feel like he'd enjoy chirp/chirp's? or some sort of parrot themed neopronouns

i also think he wouldn't get top surgery! it's easier for him not to since he only gets dysphoric over the shape they cause (which can easily be solved via a binder) instead of the actual chest itself

ok gender part over now it's time for some other headcanons

this man is definitely 100% neurodivergent, i feel like in particular he has adhd (this man cannot finish the back of his bases and gets distracted off tasks like a dog seeing a squrriel) and autism!!! i feel like he sometimes goes non-verbal (though i feel, as a parrot hybrid, when he's non-verbal he just ends up copying what other people are saying to him, so maybe that could be considered semi-verbal?), i think he would stim ALOT using his wings, he's happy and suddenly u have feathers everywhere because he flapped them alongside his hands

i think he would also have really bad rejection sensitive dysphoria, he definitely dislikes getting rejected from things which leads to him bottling alot of things up and causing plenty of the scarian miscommunication we're all too familiar with

he also stims with bird noises alot! he likes to chirp and squawk when he's happy, tho that may also just be because he's a parrot hybrid

he definitely changes hyperfixations like the wind, one week he likes this one thing and another he likes this other thing, and i feel like he would only really have 1 or 2 special interests that actually stick around (one of them likely being architecture/building, the other probably being birds and such)

he tends to have a very changing routine and schedule due to his adhd HOWEVER he has some routines (mainly with scar in them, who prefers to have very set routines cause that man also has autism) which never change or both of them get stressed out (e.g. morning/night routine, a routine that started in the desert and then followed them onto hermitcraft - they both get very stressed out on the life series since it disrupts their routines)

this was.... alot more text than i was expecting to write but anyway!!! expect a scar one at some point

[beesmygod]

JJBA PART 5, VENTO AUREO IS THE UNDERBAKED MESS I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT FIXING...PART 2

FIX 2: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A PROBLEM LIKE GIORNO?

thats the homo photo of my dad

answer: i dont know.

the unfortunate and honest to god truth of the matter is that the protagonist of JJBA part 5, giorno giovanna, fucking sucks.

what if that little shithead from the twilight zone episode "it's a good life" was gay and watched "goodfellas". you might think "wow that sounds great" but, well, somehow it's not.

it is months later and i have been struggling with writing this for a bazillion reasons: i got sick, real life events occurred, i had to work on comic, i died, etc. but the most strenuous reason of all in the end was facing the impenetrable, tangled, and deeply complicated gordian knot that is the little ladybug loving bitch named giorno and not knowing where the fuck to even begin.

i had to think long and hard about how to approach the problem of "giorno giovanna". he is like a diamond of sucking ass: multi-faceted and beautiful in his perfection but is, ultimately, just a stupid fucking rock from the dirt. he completely lacks the innate charisma and personality inherent in previous jojo protagonists AND antagonists; despite having both the joestar AND brando gene pools to pull from, he manages to snag a net total of 0 personality traits. this problem is multiplied 100 fold once he starts actually doing things to move the plot along and the universe repeatedly bends itself like a pretzel in order to gift him undeserved and unrewarding (to us, the audience) win after win after win.

his theme goes hard as hell tho

if you were to ask me what is wrong with giorno, i would have no problem making a long and detailed list of why i want to slap the little cinnamon rolls of his head. i have no idea how to organize that list into a more coherent form of criticism that points at the overarching structural weakness of part 5. part 5 really, really wants you to like and root for giorno. it hinges on it. his victories are explicitly supposed to be emotionally and morally gratifying. they are instead trite and annoying.

for years, YEARS, my only experience with the entirety of part 5 outside of infamous panels and the most basic information about the story, was this incredible, evergreen and laser targeted tweet:

i thought this was a funny shit post. all i knew giorno had some kind of "life creation" power. what i didnt know was:

giorno says this exact line and then turns cars into frogs so that they (the bad guys) cant catch them (they do catch them)

giorno's power IS fucking stupid

i fucking hate him

he should stop using it

abbacchio was right. he was right about everything

how DO you talk about giorno? giorno's blandness permeates any situation he has the misfortune of attending and the parts of the narrative where he's missing for one reason or another are significantly improved by his absence. in comparison with the deuteragonists (bruno bucciarati) and tritagonists (the members of bruno's squad in the mafia family passione), he has all the flavor of a communion wafer. his character arc is non-existent. emotionally, he might as well have just gone to the store and back by the end of the story.

and, look, araki likes to play fast and loose with how powerful a stand is or what its abilities are. im not here to measure power levels or fucking whatever stupid shit people get up to. the more wild and insane he gets with his incredibly "unique" ""understanding"" of science and geometry, i'm 99% on board for. but giorno's stand, gold experience, is whatever the narrative needs it to be at any given time with no consistency. it's OP as hell long before he gets the 11th hour power boost; his stand has the extra trans-dimensional ability to remove any tension from a fight scene. through this, gold requiem can destroy the psyche of the audience, truly making it the most powerful stand of all time.

people used to love to bitch about not understanding how the villain's stand works in this part, but if anyone tells you they understand what the fuck THIS means they're lying to you.

anyway, there is only one solution i can think of when it comes to how to approach this: assess the major story beats in order. i think jumping around in the progression of events to highlight individual flaws in the character will not adequately impart the suffering one feels as an audience member while the narrative yo-yos between being rollicking good fun and being at the mercy of the little 15 year old twink with god mode on.

and so, having made it past koichi's tiny ass role (and his tiny ass) in the story and addressing how we can proceed, we can cover bruno (a genuinely wonderful character), polpo, and the wasted character building opportunity of the piss drinking scene, which vexes and infuriates me to this day. [thinking about the piss scene and getting mad again] ooooh!!!!

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

im so sorry to send you this but im confused. i thought izzy hands was obviously homophobic while i was watching the show but now people on the internet are telling me that calling him gay and homophobic is a conspiracy theory. i want to trust my instincts on this as a queer myself but they say it so much i think im starting to believe it. i know literally none of this matters but its genuinely bumming me out. maybe we all just have slightly different definitions of homophobia?

I would love to answer this for you. Your instincts are correct. Izzy is gay and homophobic. You should trust your gut on this because it's important for you be able to identify guys like Izzy irl if you're someone who might be on the receiving end of homophobia.

What happened is that back in June of 2022 everyone fully agreed that Izzy was one of those repressed gay men who's internalized homophobia rotted his soul and became externalized. We wanted to put him in a jar. We all interested in how this weird little freak got this way. Then everything changed when the canyon formed. Since then it has been a mad dash to beat the allegations. Unfortunately an actor has validated them in a way that makes me really wonder about him frankly, because he seems to be operating under the impression that people are saying that Izzy is a "homo sex is sin" Style homophobe when nobody was saying that, what we were saying is that Izzy is incredibly weird about and hateful towards feminine men and he believes that Stede is corrupting Ed with his foppishness, which is still homophobia it's just a different brand of homophobia than the religious right's obsession with the mechanics.

Tbh tho I don't actually care about that actors' take because he's not a writer, he has a history of not being very good at reading the subtext given that he fully didn't realize it was a gay show for half the episodes, and David Jenkins has liked multiple metas on twt about Izzy being a homophobe so I'll trust that lol. The only consequence that Con O'Neill being publically wrong has had for me is that people occasionally do an unearned victory lap when he says something.

But also I low key sometimes feel incredibly unsafe knowing that there's a substantial group of people who claim to be queer and against homophobia but who can't understand that the whole subplot with Lucius in episode 5 and the thing with Ed in episode 10 is laced with bigotry against feminine gay men. I don't think admitting that means you have to think it's his only motivation or that it's contradictory to the read of him being attracted to Ed and Lucius or with the concept that he's mostly just power hungry, but it does sort of mean that I have to move through the world knowing that there are people in my own community who would fully blame me if something happened to me. I don't fucking like it. That's why I get so upset about this so publicly. It's like so what happens if I get attacked but the guy calls me a namby pamby or a bitch instead of a faggot. Are you gonna be like "well we don't know~". It's just an uncomfortable thought. I don't understand why they're so desperate to beat the allegations either, like he's fake. People who have experienced things like what Ed and Lucius went through at his hands are real. The argument that gay people can "do something to (someone)'s brain" is written into legislation trying to ban trans people from public life. Nobody wants you to stop liking Izzy we just want you to stop saying shit that's harmful

And I don't necessarily think that everyone who chooses to put more emphasis on Izzys obsession with Ed wouldn't be able to identify a hate crime, I just have seen more than one piece of meta that goes "Izzys not homophobic he just thinks Stede is a mincing fop who's corrupting Ed with his frilly whiles there's nothing homophobic about that" and I just have to block them for being homophobic themselves because what else do I do with that? When I vague post about this shit I'm talking about specific ass things that I've seen that have made me feel very uncomfortable and unsafe not generic canyon trends. I just really feel like we need to calm down about Izzy. Like you can feel empathy towards a gay guy that hates himself and write a bunch of fic about him getting laid without deciding actually he did nothing wrong and everyone who can see that that's not true is making shit up to oppress *checks notes* people who like a fictional character. I don't get why that's so hard to do.

[fraulurker]

You gotta fucking go with me to the clinic that makes you gay, man, im too nervous to go there on my own :(

Shit dude of COURSE. no homo tho lol

[threehuskiesinatrenchcoat]

can we perhaps get some more alejandro/graves hcs 👉👈

assortment of questionable alegraves hcs coming right up. im here to serve

- graves is the “suddenly I am on my knees” gay and alejandro is “this man is handsome and beautiful and pretty from a male point of view no homo tho” bi (inspiration taken directly from my father god bless his stupid soul). he doesn’t know how to flirt with guys it’s just his natural charm concealing that internally he’s a mess and he’s just bullshitting his way through.

- graves is a light sleeper most of the time, but if he’s very tired and comfortable a bomb could go off and he’d still be unbothered. and he can’t fucking stay still. he’s all over the bed. so most of the time alejandro has to like. position himself around him somehow and pray he won’t end up on the floor.

he’s essentially this tweet

- alejandro is a human heater and graves is always cold so he kind of unconsciously scooches closer in his sleep and alejandro is forced to move further and further away. that, or he hoards the blankets.

- graves can’t reach the top shelf so instead of helping him get whatever it is he needs alejandro just picks him up to assert dominance

- graves is the guy that’s like “im uh 5’11” and alejandro appears out of nowhere just to say “he’s 5’8” and evaporate before he gets kicked in the shins

- controversial but alejandro is the 14 in 1 guy and graves has a 12 step skin care routine cuz he refuses to age.

- at this point everyone is convinced that alejandro is incapable of catching feelings for someone unless there’s mutually attempted murder involved. he has a type you see

- bully me all you want but im putting this out there: valeria and graves would become besties. if not because of the “kys” – “I love you too hoe <3” type of friendship, then for the sole purpose of making fun of alejandro. at the beginning at least. alejandro barely handles them separately, but together? and rudy does join in occasionally. it’s a nightmare.

[prettyboykatsuki]

why is it overhated tho?? I never understood that. sure it’s not perfect and has problems but I don’t think it deserves the searing hatred that I’ve seen a lot of people give it

i was going to type a long essay about this but in all truth i think it's like three main reasons.

the first one being a lot of the audience in the west is young gay kids and as it became more popular - the bnha fandom was a lot of shounen dudebros first introduction to fandom culture. bnha is not unique in terms of fandom in any way aside from being popular but a lot of that side of shounen associates it as a the "weird fandom." when rlly its just homos galore. like men who don't know sns has existed since 2006 lol

the other part is that both bkg and deku are extremely polarizing characters ajsdkjsd. deku is completely lacking in shounen mc masculinity. he's a crybaby and a pussy at the start unlike most mcs. he's not particularly skilled or athletic like quite literally a loserboy to the core of his core. he lacks any masculinity so dudebro twt doesn't usually fw him

and then there is bkg who is liked by dudebros usually but hated in the fandom space bc his introduction is a psycho bully and people seem to dickride him endlessly. obviously as a bkg fan i understand getting extremely defensive over him bc well. yk. but for most people they're not particularly interested in his nuance after first impressions. there's also a lot of people who find him to represent a personal bully in their life and hate him for that.

( smth similar happens w enjis arc and how people feel about him. normally that opinion is 100% going to influenced by your relationship to abuse and trauma. im much much more understanding w enji tho bc he is a grown man / abusive parent like most hateful opinions of him r validated to me )

the last reason is the art style is very silly and adorable. like a lot of people just dont fw it. i think s6 sort of changes this but the first like 3 season b cute as hell and ppl dont enjoy it like that. this happens to one piece a lot too i think but this is the least troubling reason to me. it contributes but it is what it is fr

pluvi said this and i agree so i will mention that bnha is also just. super mega uber popular so a lot of ppl probably just dunk on it to be different !!!!!

[exvelovly]

for the character ask game:

councillor bronte!

fintan!

marella!

aw freak yeah

bronte

-sexuality ummmm ace. lowkey. and maybe this is just me being unable to imagine him having sexy thoughts…. but not aro he gets crushes like a schoolgirl (but not often)

-gender he’s in denial don’t ask me anything

-ships ough i keep thinking abt those drawings with fintan by crescentpaws pls stoppppp it chronic fintanposter

-brotps secret dad society with grady and edaline also he’s beefing with actual teenagers he is so funny

-notp councilor alina whenever i think of bronte and shipping the only no i can think of on the spot is with her and maybe that’s a me thing idk

-hc: i want him to have like 7 cats or something which isnt a head canon but its a need

-general opinion i don’t think about him very often and he pissed me off at first but i’ve warmed up to him

fintan

-i think he’s a flaming homo pun intended but like closeted (either voluntarily or forced)

-bro i think he just goes with the vibes i can’t imagine him caring abt gender shit when he has pyrokinesjs and manic flower tangents to worry abt

-ships do not ask me abt ships with this freak therapy first u cannot fix him (but i can trust) i think he’s the type to have lowkey one sided obsessions with certain unnamed councilors and chooses to bother them whenever possible. there will inevitable be sexual tension

-brotps his future therapist

-notps for him are just anyone who wants to stay relatively sane idk (jk)

-hc: listen i’m very conflicted bc there are two ways u can go with fintan and they’re opposite directions. ex: the ass debacle, the long vs short hair, etc. i think he’s greasy personally but crescentpaws’ art is fr converting me i have to stay strong… im convinced he’s chaotic neutral and just does what he wants for the fuck of it.

-general opinion he is fan service for gay people bc they knew we’d be into whatever is going on with him

marella

-sexuality girlkisser

-gender cis girl tbhh but also i don’t think she cares that much. like she’d go guy mode to get some gossip and doesn’t mind being misgendered at all. probably comfy being perceived as both but she’s fine w how she is so she doesn’t think too hard abt it (might be projecting a tiny bit)

-ships marellinh awooga but she’s good with sophie and biana too

-brotps marella and keefe combo ahhhh, but i also love her with sophie and dex and biana idk pretty much everyone

-notps i don’t think too much abt notps just bc it doesn’t come up ummm maybe her and keefe just bc them being platonic shittalkers is so important to meee

-hc: probably smokes/vapes sorryyy it just fits when i think of people i’ve met with her personality like she’s so teenage girl. anyway fav vaper lmaoao potentially switched to smoking weed, i don’t think she’d do any other drugs tho she’s just a girl. i have lots of thoughts abt her can u tell. also she’s probably smoked with linh at some point to help her chill with her water idk i think elementals would be more tempted to smoke and stuff just bc of how their powers work.

-general opinion love her omg she is soososoo