#no homo apparently

[mybro-oncesaid]

BRO said she was Homo in the Homo sapien way once

Wylan at 3 am: don’t you find weird that in movies they always name animals after the species? Like dogs named doug, bunnies named Bonnie and so many female cats named kitty…

Jesper: Sharklize Tiburon?

Wylan: exactly like (oh, i get it, Sharklize Tiburon, that’s funny) is like i intriduce myself like “hi, i am Human Van eck and this is my boyfriend Jesper Homofahey

Jesper: i am bi

Wylan: Homo sapiens, Jesper

[royaldoge7370]

Davesport rahhhh

Frames under cut

[squeakadeeks]

*grisps him*

[hasellia]

In today's news; Local demiboy discovers something about themselves after being autistic infront of cishet men.

[anandabrat]

OK so this week at the barn (background: I run a stable, we do a lot of camps for kids, this week is Drama on Horseback, yes that is as awesome as you might imagine. They are learning to fall off the horses stunt rider style. I had to buy foam swords and red silk scarves in bulk. They made up their own play and it's basically Romeo and Juliet only Romeo is a trans woman-horse because obviously and absolutely everyone will die except one kid and horse combo who apparently are offing everyone so they have more time to do yoga.)

Anyway they're doing their lines improv style and the kid who is riding the Juliet horse is all "so all I say back to Romeo right now is 'I love you' and that seems... inadequate. What do the homos say to each other when they're in love?"

FRIENDS. I feel we can help this poor lost soul who is but a wee twelve year old babe in the woods. What DO the homos say to each other when they're in love??

[weedle-testaburger]

i love this developing trend of queer people responding to shitty reactionary cartoons like mr birchum and the new norm by making yaoi about them

[infamousmonkey-cat]

allo allo allo what's all this then

[sharpth1ng]

[bellpeppersand-beef]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cowboy Bebop (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jet Black/Bob Characters: Bob (Cowboy Bebop), Jet Black Additional Tags: Hand Jobs, Cheating, Drabble, Extended Scene, Semi-Public Sex, just guys being dudes Summary:

Jet shows Bob some appreciation.

For Beboptober Day 7: metal.

[homolobotomized]

such a big fan of this page. nagumo's text emboldened, yotsumura's expression,, "shaddup ab why im keeping this dude who has no chance of recovery (barely) alive. let's talk ab the reason im keeping this dude who has no chance of recovery (barely) alive",,, good shit

[ben-the-hyena]

Had a very good day, good news kept coming, time to go to bed with a smile-

*finds out a NOTP became semi-canon because of the main crew who decided to randomly post ship art years later on their social*

Oh

[absurdumsid]

IM CRYING NO- GO EEP- FJDJDHDHDHR IM SORRY-

its ok its actually very fun reading abt the history of evolution

[selectivechaos]

honestly the way people talk about ‘bots’ on this site isn’t right. like, you can ask people to alter their blog so that it doesn’t look like a bot.

and you can do that nicely.

you don’t need to go on about how “you look like a fucking bot”. you don’t need to be angry and spam emojis about it.

not only is it unfriendly to new users,

but it hurts people who struggle to personalise their blogs.

people with social anxiety.

people with depersonalisation.

people with executive dysfunction.

etc.

some people are really fucking scared of online spaces. i am.

“just reblog one thing” no. fuck no. it’s not easy for everyone. for some people it’s the hardest, most dreaded thing. i used to be so fucking afraid of the like button and accidentally pressing it.

so please stop acting like blog personalisation is easy to do or ‘the least you could ask’ of someone. please stop acting like those who don’t personalise their blogs, and then get blocked, deserve that. they don’t.

we can’t help it; i soft block accounts i think are bots. but please be gentle with others. there are still real beings behind many many screens. 🌹🌹

[fiberc]

just talked to a Really stupid straight person on twitter hows ur night goin

[obishenshenobi]

For my last exam in German class (my mother tongue), we had to rewrite a part of a book in 90 minutes, keeping to the style of the author, but changing POV. I was done in 60 minutes and was the only one in the class who'd got an A on any of his assignments in two years of classes. So yes, you can definitely learn those things.

"I know your school didn't teach you how to write fanfic-" I know this is something said in response to Americans whining about their education system in response to racism, but my school English class actually did have us write an epilogue to a book we were reading as an assignment, so in a way my school did teach me how to write fanfic. I have no point to make with this point and I don't care to i just wanted to share a tidbit about my life

[mr-kringle-s]

op why did you have to turn off the reblogs for the on the scale of 1 to 10 how homophobic is ur dad poll......