#my BRO once said

[mybro-oncesaid]

"I miss CCA (co-curricular activities; like clubs). I miss having a gun in my hands."

[lotus-pear]

mourning black and the death of ideals

[mybro-oncesaid]

BRO said she was Homo in the Homo sapien way once

Wylan at 3 am: don’t you find weird that in movies they always name animals after the species? Like dogs named doug, bunnies named Bonnie and so many female cats named kitty…

Jesper: Sharklize Tiburon?

Wylan: exactly like (oh, i get it, Sharklize Tiburon, that’s funny) is like i intriduce myself like “hi, i am Human Van eck and this is my boyfriend Jesper Homofahey

Jesper: i am bi

Wylan: Homo sapiens, Jesper

[miss-crazy-rose]

You can’t convince me that Cregan Stark didn’t see Jace getting off his dragon, in full Prince Charming galore, curly hair in the wind, and it didn’t awaken something in him

[royalarchivist]

During Wilbur's stream today, Tallulah was killed by a mob, and before he could revive her, Wilbur was also killed.

He was able to respawn and revive her BARELY in the nick of time (so she lost no lives), but I need you all to see Roier's POV of the event because the second he saw Tallulah go down (and then Wilbur go down right after, meaning there was no one there to revive Tallulah), he sprinted across the map as fast as he could to get there in time to save her.

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: death mention / strangulation mention / stabbing mention / blood mention / self-sacrifice / codependency mention in tags / ]

I think a lot about how common it is for Raph to be the one to have direct focus put on him when Leo gets into all his near death experiences.

Like, when Leo is thrown off a building, it’s Raph who’s right there jumping after him, not even thinking about the consequences to himself when he does. When Leo almost gets skewered by the Krang, Raph’s right there to take the blow and send Leo to safety without a second thought. When Leo’s being strangled to near death, it’s a Krangified Raph doing the job, doing exactly what Raph would never, ever want to do. When Leo is telling Casey Jr to close the portal, it’s Raph who tries desperately to convince Leo otherwise.

Likewise, Leo is consistently very single minded when Raph gets forcibly separated from them. Both when in the sewers and by the Krang, Leo is dead set on finding Raph first and foremost.

I also think it’s interesting that during each of Leo’s near death experiences, the lightheartedness of his words during them goes directly hand in hand with both how close Raph is to him physically and how much danger Raph is also in in that moment. From a literal “I told you so” as Leo’s falling away from Raph to a soft joke about how “hero moves” are Raph’s style - both of these are on the more morbidly carefree side and both of these notably take Leo farther away from Raph and, in turn, have Raph not in immediate danger.

On the other side of things is the apology from Leo, heedless of the danger he himself is in as he seriously and genuinely speaks to a Krangified Raph face to face. Then there’s Leo’s freezing and desperation as Raph takes a hit meant for him and sends just Leo to safety, leaving Raph himself behind. Both of these involve much closer proximity and Raph being directly harmed - these together make Leo much more vulnerable in his words and actions, something not even the threat of death can make him.

These two care about each other so much, and they’re way too much alike for their own good.

[doctorsiren]

Consider: I repackage another ace attorney au (split phoenix au) into mp100 for the sillies

[cringefail-clown]

when you create a character and want to give them a nickname, it might sound ideal to call them something cute or cool like nightshade or candy or other stuff, but i think its inherently more realistic and way more funnier if you have in mind that most of the times nicknames come from other people, like your friends or family, and they can be straight up violating

from what ive gathered throughout the years of living amongst people, there are a few "nickname categories", and they are as follows:

your surname has a somehow funny word in it and its now your nickname for forever

youve had a misfortune of reminding someone of some fictional character and now you are called by that characters name

actually, youve had a misfortune of reminding someone of anything, be it a plant or an animal or an inanimated object, and it is now your nickname

youve misspelled/mispronounced a word and everyone collectively agreed that its how they will call you from now on

(the last one is personal bc i legit didnt know how "auchan" is pronounced and i said it wrong in front of my friends (rookie mistake). ive been auchan (the mispronounced way) for a long, long time)

obviously do what you want with your characters, but i highly encourage the funny nicknames. they can add so much to the oc, both in the dynamic they have with their friends/family, and also in terms of a backstory for them

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

releasing this from the hj discord dungeon because the public populace was in agreement also i'm chronically offline on tumblr and need to fix that for my chronically online ahh

[cienie-isengardu]

Ghostface: You died once. Wanna do it again? Noob Saibot: If needed to kill you, yes.

[avocado62524]

Portrait of Madame X (but now Himeko Murata)

[mybro-oncesaid]

"I need to know what happens when the uterus wants revenge."

[doueverwonder]

🤠 This User Unironically Enjoys Country Music And Keeps Getting Made Fun Of For It 🤠

idk how to make the blinky banner things I see so here

[mybro-oncesaid]

BRO agreed to this, she asserts she has a pain kink.

spicy isn't really a taste right, it's just pain

so basically people who love spicy food have a pain kink

now i know ig

[southsideofchicago]

LMAO if you're impressed just say it my guy

[lottieurl]

what the hell is with (mainly white) americans turning extreme racism into a joke but like totally in a progressive way don't worry