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abqbox · 2 years ago

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No hockey for me this week, because I decided to put pants on instead.

Well, I didn't really choose between the two, I was putting my pants on yesterday and my back suddenly starting hurting horribly. I took some pain killers and tried to rest it and apply heat but it's still pretty darn painful, especially when moving through certain positions like switching from sitting to standing.

It was maybe 5% better this morning than it was yesterday, which is not even close to the improvement I would need to be able to play tonight, so I let my team captain know to get a sub for me.

But perhaps the worst part is I was putting the pants on in the first place to pick up my car from the shop where a spark-plug and coil replacement didn't fix the problems it was having and the mechanic said I need to take it to the dealership to have them work on it.

But at least I got word this morning that the dealership has now assigned someone to look at it, so maybe in a few more days they can tell me how much it's going to cost to fix it.

#sad #pain #back #pants #hockey #no hockey #goalie #car #or is it a mobile money pit?#I'm not a fan of this aspect of getting older

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doctorslippery · 1 year ago

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Too late. Fuck the National Homophobes League.

Pro-homosexual forces stay winning

#no hockey #homophobes

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gongyussy · 6 months ago

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make men slutty again.

HEAT STROKE | GQ CHINA Photographer: Wintam; Editor & Image: Shawn Gao Ding; Makeup: Lucas; Hair: Tao Liu; Art: Grade 2 & Lei Min; Art Assistant: Jiang Mi; Models: Kim; Ye Hao, Yu Hang, Ho Jun; Fashion Assistant: Yiyi, Coco; Photography Assistant: Li Zhenxi; Song Luanyi

bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

#men in heat so true so true…. 2024 year of the omegaverse.#guess who finally got her copy of the magazine and hasn't stopped re-opening it to stare at this entire shoot #the little pink bows on that beautiful beautiful man (ye hao)........#the fashion magazines in china and korea are doing such beautiful work #i loveeee wintam's work #more of the shoot over insta: wintam0119 #also not to hockey on this but tyler seguin you would love this photoshoot #wintam #win tam #photography #fashion #art #long post

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callisteios · 10 months ago

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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#that's my guarentee #ignore the quiz description #features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help #im not going to tag every fandom that's rude #uquiz #quiz #personality quiz #mine #i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question.#wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'

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blorbodiaz · 5 months ago

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#it was about 22 hours for me on a school trip #woke up at 3am for the airport and didn’t sleep until 1am the next day because we did sO much and then went to a stadium for a hockey match #angel talks #poll #sleep

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tojisun · 7 months ago

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call it bad porno plot but blue collar simon coming to your house cuz you rang, saying you needed some plumbing done, and you, well, you didn’t expect this hulking mass of a man to come greet you with an accent so thick you can feel yourself getting wet :(

he calls you maam and missus—you say “just miss,” with a little cough because you’re not married, and he pauses and goes, “oh, is that so?” with this little pleased smile tugging at his lips.

he checks whatever’s going on in your kitchen sink and says it might take a while, and you can barely reply to him when he begins to shrug his jacket off, leaving him in this skin-tight black shirt that literally looks so beat up with overuse but unbelievably hot on him.

“reckon little ol’ me can have somethin’ to drink, maam?” he asks, crossing those thick arms over his chest, and you can barely rasp out your reply before you’re turning around to rummage around the fridge.

you don’t notice the way simon eyes you down, tracing your body and barely biting a pleased hum at the sight you make, all doll and pretty, so easy to read with your blown wide eyes staring up at him with such palpable desire.

you haven’t been fucked right, huh darling? probably never had a real man treat you well—fold you over the counter, make you squirt with only fingers, yeah?

well, he thinks, rolling his shoulders and grunting his thanks to you when you give him a glass of OJ, maybe i can be that man for you, isn’t that right petal?

(it takes a purposeful hit at the pipes for things to pick up—you came running back to the kitchen with a confused yelp, and the next he’s got you on your kitchen table, legs thrown over his shoulders, and his head buried in your cunt.)

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#simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley smut #suns #unedited #this is what im doing bc i have an exam AND im mid-finishing hockey price teehee <333 #blue collar simon

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dadvans · 2 years ago

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“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

#hockey

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gyudons · 1 year ago

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