#no fuckmadness

[ao3sbatfamily]

'No Whammies' by Unpretty

Author: @unpretty

"Why didn't I just say 'fuckmadness'." It both was and was not a question.

"Stop saying that!" Robin protested, navigating back toward Batman.

Harley swung her hammer at Catwoman with enough force for a quadruple pirouette. "Fuckmadness?" she asked, stumbling in a circle.

Robin, frustrated, grabbed Batman's hands and pressed them against his ears. "There is an impressionable child present!"

Ivy squinted. "Is he serious?"

"I don't know." Batman attempted to reclaim his hands, and lifted Robin off the ground. Robin continued to hold Batman's hands like earmuffs, and kicked furiously at vines with both legs. "I think it's some kind of ironic meme thing."

[imrix]

#if i were sensible i'd just write a script and pay a decent adult va to do a read#but the fuckmadness doesn't usually last long enough for that kind of long term planning

do it now as a gift to future fuckmad you

1) Dare I ask what you said to/about Alton Brown and 2) (if this isn't too out of pocket) have you considered r/gonewildaudio?

unfortunately whenever i find someone who meets all my many, many other criteria on gonewildaudio it turns out they primarily do ddlg

[c0rpseductor]

also not fuckmad anymore so much as this is on my mind but fun time to clarify i don’t really consider myself binary or nonbinary which i know is maybe Weird but like. im a guy but what that means to me is different from what it means to other guys or to cis men so it’s not necessarily “binary” in that respect but i don’t really consider myself anything EXCEPT a guy (except maybe a problem can punk be a modifier for your gender) so it’s not “nonbinary” either.

[lyeekha]

the eternal urge to go fuckmad and build a temple to something that doesnt exist

[c0rpseductor]

also just so you all know im like a grown woman with an actual life outside of absolutely inane tumblr discourse so you can rest assured im literally zero percent interested in any of your excuses or whatever else you’d like to say to/about me

like every “anti-anti” or whatever ive interacted with is just some forgettable idiot in a string of forgettable idiots. sometimes i look back on some of you and laugh. you’re about 900% more invested in looking good on tumblr dot com and being fuckmad at me than i am in like literally anything you have to say. i have better things to do

[chiefbasementcreator]

Jack in his fuck crazy state, finds the young scout, Lena, and fucks ger straight, while also damaging her recall harness, so she is caught in an endless loop of climaxing again, and again.

Amélie had passed out, and Fareeha had reached beyond her limits, so he had dropped them, covered in his cum entirely, fucked beyond silly, as he searched for more fuckpets.At least he was himself enough to recognize the distinct sound the girl made as she zipped around, almost crashing against him.“I’m... I’m sorry Commander! I think I heard noises and…” the voice of new meat Lena Oxton died when she saw how Jack was; cumstains all over his clothes, his pants and boxers in tears as his gargantuan cock hung low, covered in cum as well. Lena felt something go through her as she looked at him, his gaze stirring something in her. She shook her head.“Commander… sir? Mr Morrison?” She said hesitantly, feeling heat pooling between her thighs. She pressed her legs together. She was *not* into guys and cocks…. but that one was so big… so thick…. she could feel it throb even away.

Before she could add something, the fuckmad soldier had rushed to her, ripping her clothes off, ignoring her protests about her accelerator. Slowly, Lena had moved closer, until her face almost touched his dick., reaching a hand to stroke it.“I… I never had a real cock before, I want to try yours.” She moaned, almost drooling, gasping in pleasure when the soldier had grabbed her head, shoving it against his musky monster cock.As soon as her lips touched the skin, she was done for. She was his forever, she didn’t want anything else than this godly cock.Before she could even try sucking it, Jack had lifted her until her bare pussy grinded against his tip.He lowered her, grunting in pleasure at how tight she was, how her petite body bulged to accommodate him, the bulge reaching her rather big chest, nudging her accelerator.Tracer was too busy cumming over and over to consider this, however.Suddenly, having deemed it enough preparation, Jack gripped her tiny waist tightly, and began pounding her mercilessly, destroying her body into a cocksleeve, which she loved, not paying attention to her accelerator being hit multiple times.Only when he came, and she did for the seventh time, did the device ‘break’. It felt strange to feel his newest fuckpet changing angles in a flash of light, but he didn’t complain, merely using her more.Only an hour after he left her gushing his cum from every hole did she realize she kept cumming because her accelerator kept making her feel him fuck her over and over.She didn’t mind.