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[affairesasuivre]

Expecting Rivers de l’album EP - Kling Klang par Asynchrone

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[warthogreporter]

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Guy who has wandered through the halls and corridors of your body not with any special kind of love but with the untold intimacy of a contractor assessing the damages and potentials voice: right, so the main issue here is that the body is currently a temple, okay, and what we want is for it to be a home, cause temples are pretty and all and occasionally nice to be in if you're into that sort of thing but very few people would actually want to live in one. So what we're gonna do first is you're gonna take a look at what's here, the carrying walls and windows and all that, and you're going to come up with something you'd actually like to be alive inside of, and it's going to be a lot of work and it's going to feel strange and stupid and embarrassing but you're still gonna do it, because otherwise this construction site is fucked. And maybe what you want to live in is a skatepark or an anime-themed cat cafe or an esoteric library that has a dildo section for some reason, so it might feel like it's a downgrade from a temple, but it's actually the opposite cause the main customer for a body is you and the main customer for a temple are templegoers and maybe higher powers of some kind, - i wouldn't know about those, they never hired me, - not the temple itself, which is what you are, right, cause the body/mind/soul separation doesn't actually do anything, so what you're gonna do is look at the current layout and dig out whatever hope and ability to want you have and come up with a blueprint, and then my boys can actually get to work. Oh, and you have got to change the windows, it's drafty as fuck in here.

[goomyloid]

real dialogue from the game

[l0verseyes]

ford was such a kind and articulate kid who always knew what to say to quell stan's worries :(

[runawaymarbles]

Reading Mockingjay as an adult is extra devastating because. Of course the plucky teenager and her ragtag friends aren't going to sneak into a government building to kill the president with a bow and arrow. That's absolutely ridiculous. It's the kind of thing that's only possible in the kind of propaganda that Coin developed. But she's so good at it that in some ways she tricks the reader into thinking that's the kind of story this is, too--even after 3 books reminding us that pretty much everything that Katniss does the second she volunteers is manipulated by adults pulling strings to make propaganda in some form or another.

[rendevok]

Happy pride to sexy lawyer enjoyers everywhere

[iclopalldayeveryday]

[affairesasuivre]

"O Paraíso", l'ode poétique à la planète de Lucas Santtana

En compagnie de Flavia Coelho, le songwriter bahianais vient présenter en session live son neuvième album, un chant joyeux pour la nature mêlant musique brésilienne, jazz et électronique.

« Le paradis est déjà ici (O Paraiso jà é aqui), arrêtons la descente aux enfers », c'est sur ce postulat que Lucas Santtana a écrit pendant la pandémie son nouvel album O Paraíso. Un paradis qui brûle, menacé par toutes les dérives de nos sociétés qu'il chronique avec une élégance joyeuse dans une œuvre militante et poétique usant de l'imaginaire mystique et paradisiaque propre aux contes brésiliens.

ucas Santtana n'a eu de cesse depuis ses débuts de ré-imaginer son univers post tropicaliste. Après les explorations électroniques et dub de ses premiers albums, l'artiste avait préféré la chaleur et la douceur guitare-voix « vozviolao » pour les ballades de O céu é velho há muito tempo. Des univers qu'il entremêle et qu'il enrichit de jazz aujourd'hui sur O Paraíso avec la complicité de musiciens comme le claviériste Fred Soulard, le percussionniste brésilien Zé Luis Nascimento, le violoncelliste Vincent Segal, le saxophoniste Laurent Bardainne, et la section à vent de Remi Sciuto et Sylvain Bardiau. Outre Flavia Coelho sur la balade militante Muita Pose, Pouca Yoga, il invite Flore Benguigui du groupe l’Impératrice sur une reprise de The Fool on The Hill des Beatles.

[wolfythewitch]

not entirely happy with it haha, didn't have enough time to polish the concept but wahoo jarchivist moment

[time-woods]

ice king pipeline ig

[ir-dr]

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[starspilli]

dc cowboy doodles & wips !

[corruptimles]

MikuAllWeeku Day 4: Five Nights at Freddy's