#no cos oh to be loved by a pisces

[theficblog]

same, ten 🥹

^^^ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

sis i know you mean the "if i love someone i give it all" part and that is indeed very sweet and warm but

i cant help unsee the perfect hexagon dude literally said "im a 10/10" 😭😭i cant seem to understand his handwriting but ig he also wrote give me ten on ten love? idk i can't figure that out. but it's about the confidence ✨

it's kinda cute how he goes from being sassy to lovable at the same time 🥺🥺

also what he said mixes so well with your love theory too omg, i still remember this thing you said before ❤️

"we're all waiting for that person who would like us as much as we like them, and we're also confident that the love won't fade"    

my pisces people are literally the cutest, also what ive observed is that most pisces are like with this dreamy and artistic vision of love and how they're always willing to give it their all as it's said, like im not biased but they are so passionate yet calm and romantic at the same time, like an artist's painting im bad at explaining but i love them!!

[hyunjins3rdleg]

🍸 What’s Your Poison?🍸

Hi,I��m A—Jay! Nice to meet you,honey🩷

• Bbygirl of ‘01

• March🌷Pisces Princess

• Somehow managing to work a big girl job in the real world of the USA

Just vibin’ & thrivin’ on my new little blog sharing my cute little ideas with cute little strangers.

(That’s you, babe. You’re the cute stranger💋)

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**MDNI & SFW Rules**

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Keep it cute or get blocked <3

Angst⛈️/🌩️; Fluff🧸; Smut/Suggestive🔥

FWB!Hyunjin Text Series 🧸⛈️🔥 (MDNI)

A late night text accidentally sent to one of the artist you’re working with leads to a half a year long agreement and Hyunjin wants more…

(fwb to lovers)(IdolxMusic Producer!Reader)

Before You Ruined My Outfit? 🌩️🧸 (SFW)

Han Jisung is your childhood best friend and his attempt at playing Cupid goes horribly wrong somehow thanks to Hyunjin…

Fix Your Face, Please! 🧸🌩️ (MDNI)

Hyunjin’s very vocal about how jealous & possessive he can get, and although it can get troublesome you find it kind of hot…

We Were On Break!! 🌩️🧸 (SFW)

Your ex boyfriend, Hyunjin, has a hard time accepting the end of your relationship and is very persistent on getting back together…

Corporate Gang 🧸 (MDNI)

JYP Co. gets a new IT-Agent and you can’t help but gush about him to your favorite coworkers…

(Nerdy,shy!Hyunjin Series)

Take Your Friends Out ⛈️🧸 (pt.1 ) (MDNI)

Your boyfriend has stood you up 3x this month and you decide that you’re done with being second place. Of course he disagrees…

Don’t Say That To Me ⛈️ (pt 2.) (MDNI)

Months after you took Hyunjin back you have to face the tough reality of falling out of love with him and end things for good…

Stress Induced Fever 🧸 (SFW)

Your job has decided to transfer you to their USA branch for a year and Hyunjin is failing miserably at holding himself together before you leave…

Sad Nudes? 🧸 (MDNI)

You’ve had a shit day and Hyunjin tries his best to cheer you up thousands of miles away…

I Love You. Now Date Me! 🧸🌩️ (SFW)

Your bestfriend has been jokingly telling you he’s in love with you for years only for you to find out it’s not a joke…and oh yeah, he HATES your boyfriend…

Babe, I Broke It 🧸 (SFW)

Hyunjin broke your brand new coffee mug and he’s taking it harder than you are (soft bbyboy)…

I Really Like You, Like Romantically 🔥🧸(MDNI)

Your best friend asks you for an insane favor of helping him lose his virginity and discovers his feelings in the process…

I Will Win! Fighting!🔥🧸 (MDNI)

You and Hyunjin make a friendly bet to survive No Nut November and despite his persistent confidence on winning, he eventually gives in…

Emergency Contact ⛈️ (SFW)

You and Hyunjin had a mutual breakup over a year ago, but apparently he forgot to remove you as his emergency contact and feelings are revisted…

Safe,Loved,& Accepted ⛈️ (SFW)

Bang Chan has been making light of the nasty comments you’ve been getting online until you are put in a sticky situation and he’s worried sick a thousand of miles away…

Have You Always Been This Hot?? 🔥🧸 (MDNI)

Attempting to survive No Nut November with your best friend Chan brings forth feelings neither of you knew existed…and really good sex…

I Just Want To Help ⛈️ (SFW)

Your ex Hyunjin takes it upon himself to help you with financial difficulties after months of no contact, but he never expected you to fight him every step of the way…

Wanna See It Up Close? 🔥🧸 (MDNI)

You always jokingly try to convince your best friend to get laid and he jokingly tells you to take his virginity (except it’s not a joke)…

I Hate You. All Of You. 🌩️ (SFW)

A sneaky picture brings your relationship and trust crashing down and he refuses to let it all go over a stupid misunderstanding….

Keeping Secrets 🌩️ (SFW)

Felix’s antics leaves Hyunjin an over dramatic mess and it takes an entire week before he confronts you about the secret you’ve been hiding…

Is This A Trick Question? 🌩️🧸 (SFW)

It’s not a secret that Hyunjin’s perusing you romantically, but despite returning his feelings your past relationship holds you back. Little did you know Hyunjin was just what you needed to try at love again…

Model!Hyunjin Text Series 🧸🔥(SFW/MDNI)

At the height of his career, Hwang Hyunjin goes down the road nearly every 24 year old with fame in the public eye does - sex, money, and rebellion. You accepted a job set up by his parents to get his reputation and career back on track, and you’ve known no peace since thanks to your very clingy (and unashamedly in love) client…

(ModelxAssistant!Reader)(grumpy gf,sunshine bf)

[qualcosadelgenere]

Super random post but!!

Songs that remind me of a certain ship just because I can 😌🫶

(+ translated parts of the lyrics that remind me of them precious babies whenever I listen to the song in question 🥹)

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Peter/Luka

There's also an English version, but what can I say? The German one is so evocative and hauntingly beautiful. At least to me :p

"Du träumst stillschweigend von fremden Sternzeichen

Die goldnen Locken vom Mond entfacht

Ich seh die Sehnsucht, doch du kannst nicht bleiben

Komm tanz noch einmal mit mir durch die blaue Nacht

Komm tanz noch einmal mit mir durch die blaue Nacht."

English translation:

You dream silently of foreign zodiac signs

The golden curls ignited by the moon

I see the longing, but you can't stay

Come dance with me once more through the blue night

Come dance with me once more through the blue night.

_________________________ _

Jonas/Alek

"Skarbie! Proszę, popatrz na mnie Skup się tylko na mnie, kochaj tylko mnie."

"Gdy szepczesz, że kochasz, uwierz, wierzę Ci, wierzę."

"Nie patrzeć do tyłu, nie patrzyć na czas, nie patrzeć, co było Się skupić na dziś, skupić się na tym, czego nie chcemy stracić Czuję dziś, że to stabilnie trzymamy."

English translation:

"Honey! Please look at me Focus only on me, love only me." "When you whisper that you love me, believe me, I believe you, I believe you." "Don't look back, don't look at the time, don't look at what happened Focus on today, focus on what we don't want to lose I feel like we're holding it steady today."

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Zack/Bilal

"تسأل ع احبابك اللي يحبونك ما يناموا الليل لعيونك انا بفكر فيك   تبعد عني وتنساني محتاجك حنبي ترعاني تنسيني جروحي واحزاني انا مشتاق لعينيك   يا حبيبي لا تروح بعيد انت نصيبي و فقلبي الوحيد انت اللي بقلبي والله تفداك الدنيا كلا."

English Translation:

"Oh absent why do you ask On your loved ones who love you Won’t sleep tonight to your eyes I'm thinking about you Away from me and forget me Need you beside me, take care of me Forget me my wounds and sorrows I miss your eyes.

My love don't go far You are my only love, you are the only one You are in my heart I swear to God, you are in my heart."

_________________________ _

David/Sulai

Edit: I found one that fits better.

You're from the West, I'm from the East We ain't really supposed to be, no But go together, Pisces (Pisces) Me and you, baby, that's my team, yeah

Now they wanna take you from me It's you or them, ain't no in between, no Our families don't get along, I'm trying (trying) They'd turn on me if we became an item

What am I supposed to do? I love them and I love you too I lose you, I lose half my home I don't wanna have to make that call

_________________________ _

[hwnglx]

hi! could you read about iu and bts suga's dynamic please? thank you :)

iu + yoongi's dynamic based on tarot, take it with a grain of salt

what is their dynamic like?

4ofw, 4ofswrx&wheelrx, pagofw, 9ofsw+emper+8ofsw

oh, they actually have very nice energy. a lot of joyful times, fun, also pretty stable whenever they reunite. i think they're just kinda unlucky when it comes to timing, it stands in the way of them meeting up as much as they'd like to. there also seems to be some sort of sadness one of them felt (leaning towards yoongi for sure) about this. circumstances, them being co-workers first and foremost perhaps restricting them from really developing anything outside that work-friendship. that seems to have caused some stress here.

how does iu feel towards yoongi?

kingofw, magic, hermrx, lovers&aceofc

she really enjoys his company. iu thinks they click very well, their conversations just flow. she also seems to see two sides to yoongi. one the one hand, a very warm, passionate and mature guy she loves being around. on the other hand, someone who's actually very introverted, reserved and not easy to reach. she recognizes that there might've been a time in which there was a spark between them, but nothing really went beyond that. still, they make a great team in her eyes.

how does yoongi feel towards iu?

empr, 2ofc, 6ofc, 8ofp, hieroph, aceofp

yeah, yoongi likes her a lot. he feels a deep connection and admires that woman dearly. he thinks she's beautiful inside and out, very caring. also so incredibly hardworking and good at what she does. in his eyes, she's a wise business-woman who's knowledgable and smart, someone he could actually learn a lot from. wow the pisces in him really coming out here.. he also seems to reminisce on the times they've spent together a lot, i'm getting a lot of nostalgia. a lot of daydreaming, asking what if's. he's into her for sure. it's sweet.

[subskz]

Rin.... Rin, I crave violence

I saw these and your girl got the most heinous thoughts bouncing around in the head.

SO

Cabin, Snow, There's Only One Bed, Accidental Confession, & Sex. Are you following?

I hope so.

~~~

Picture it: You, Channie, and Co. have decided to stay at a cabin in the woods for a couple of days in winter (see Channie's outfit up above) and as everyone else goes off to have fun in the snow, (I've grown to dislike the snow after having multiple snow days back to back bc I don't get snow often; Ms. Pink was nawt having it) you two decide to hang back

So you two kinda just shrug it off and try to stay preoccupied while by yourselves

And maybe that involves a game or two here and there, music stuff, cooking and things don't get heated until you two make a bet that you, just so happen to, win.

That bet? The other has to do whatever the other says until the others get back.

And you can't help but notice how eager he is to follow your directions and orders; or how he starts to act cuter around you and pouty when feeling a skosh playful.

So maybe you ask for a kiss to gauge his reaction; ofc Channie is malfunctioning so you're all like "jk jk im totally not-" then BOOM! A big ole smooch is what you get.

And then, he's like "omg oh god im so sorry" then you kiss him and he can't help but moan at it (perv Channie?... oh that's something i will be back abt, mark that down)

N e ways, let's talk abt sex now

Chan and his babyboy-isms seem to just increase tenfold; pouty, whiney, all flushed, wanting physical contact, oral fixation all on 10.

And, him being a service top, he is so hellbent on pleasing you. But he's also been dealing with this huge crush on you, so when he finally enters you, he swears he's entering the 5th dimension.

But also instantly blurts out that he has feelings for you... whoops. Can't help it, unfortunately; another victim of being brain mush as soon as he gets off :(

Give him a kiss on his lips and nose and tell him how you feel and help guide him; poor pup is just too into his subspace to even form coherent sentences anymore and probably too preoccupied with sucking on your fingers or chest 🤷‍♀️

Now, afterglow and post-orgasm clarity is such a real thing (it's happened once to me but i had the munchies like fucking crazy so it didn't last lmao) so Channie is embarrassed when he realized that he involuntarily confessed like that.

~~~

Sorry for the word vomit; currently half past 11pm and I've been sipping on black tea all-day so... :) 3rd eye is just working over time.

Also, I called a specific Hyunjin look back in 2021, so Pink is just Clairvoyant when it comes to Hyunjin specifically (it's bc we're both Pisces)

the fact that these pics led to this stroke of genius from you…put channie in a sweater n suspenders more often bc i’m actually gonna lose my mind over how much i love this 😵‍💫 him pining after you…simultaneously so shy but so eager…the desperate need to please you…the way he goes dumb the moment he’s inside you…blurting out his confession…it has all the elements of a perfect channie concept

HAHA yes let’s settle for the romantic atmosphere inside the cabin away from the snow…maybe even w a warm fire crackling to really set the mood ♡ channie being his sweet good-natured lil self and listening to everything you say without question…the thought of him getting playful at some point and pretending to disobey you w a cheeky dimpled grin…pure devastation. he’d look so adorably proud of himself it’s almost enough to let it slide, but you don’t even get the chance before he takes it back w a giggle and follows your order anyway 🥰

his heart-shaped lips look extra red and kissable bc of the cold who could resist <3 and god the way he’d just lean completely into that sweet, unbashedly needy side of himself once he sees how much you like it…the epitome of baby boy w the way he clings to you and nuzzles into your chest and starts to whine if he can’t feel your touch for even a moment. and nothing on earth makes me crazier than the idea of channie’s mind going blank the moment he feels you around him…suddenly he’s lost and clueless and needs you to direct him to do every little thing so he can satisfy you properly ❤️‍🔥 he may not be able to think for himself but he still carries out all your orders like a good boy! and ofc when his emotions are running so high and his head is so scrambled from the pleasure, he can’t help but babble on abt how much he loves you in a way that’ll have him absolutely mortified when that giddy haze finally wears off~

no need to apologize as u can see this resonated w me very much hehe ^_^ you and hyune really have some kind of piscean psychic link that no one else can comprehend i’ll look forward to what you predict next 😼

[cillianmurphysdimples]

Good old fashioned "about me" survey, not that anyone is interested...

name:: Kelly

nickname:: Kells

how old are you:: 35

zodiac sign:: Pisces

current location:: Coventry, England

eye color:: Green

hair color:: Brown

hair type:: Thick & Curly

hieght:: 5ft 2in

your heritage:: English & Irish

what's your middle name:: Louise

shoes you wore today:: Primark trainers

your fear:: My children being taken or dying

have you ever ridden a mechanical bull:: No!

do you want to:: No!

goal you would like to achieve this year:: I achieved them in August - own home for me and the boys & a sensory room for the boys

first thought when you wake up:: What time is it?

best physical feature:: To me? Eyes.

who is your bestest friend:: My little sister

when is your bedtime:: I go up when my boys do, so around 7pm. But I don't sleep til 10ish

your most cherished memory:: Births of my boys & the last day I spent with my Granddad

pepsi or coke:: Coke - Cherry Coke if it's available

mc dondalds or burgerking:: Neither these days, but Maccies before

single or group dates:: Single

what is the last song you sang:: "sang" haha! Erm, it was probably "Oró, Sé Do Bheatha 'Bhaile" with my 5 year old (he sings 'oh let's go to the gruffalo island')

does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive:: Yes, sometimes.

what is your biggest pet peeve:: Noisy eaters!

do you drink:: Alcohol? One or two a week. I don't like nausea, and have addicts in the family, so I don't drink much on purpose

ever been drunk:: Twice

do you smoke:: Occasionally cigarettes, but I vape frequently

do you "SMOKE":: Weed? No

do you sing:: I can't, but I do

what color underwear do you have on:: Black

do you want to go to college:: I did - CACHE CCE 2 and Diploma HSC 3

have you ever been in love:: Briefly

do you want to get married:: No!

do you believe in yourself:: No, learned fairly quickly I'm a piece of shit

do you believe in others:: Some people

do you like thunderstorms:: I fucking love them!

do you play an instrument:: I can play The Lord's Prayer on piano, but that's your lot!

what do you want to be when you grow up:: I achieved it - I wanted to be a mum. I was also the deputy manager of a Nursing Home before I had my children which was amazing

what country would you like to visit:: I just want to go back to Ireland 💚

how many CD's do you own:: None now

how many DVD's do you own:: Around 450 last count (a few years ago) so maybe 470 now?

how many tattoos do you have:: 8

how many piercings do yo have:: None now, but I had ears, left labret, right eyebrow, and both sides of my nose X2 until I was around 28

how many things in the past do you regret:: Yeah, a few things.

FAVORITES

shoes:: Chunky soles - trainers, ankle boots or sandles

radio station:: I don't listen anymore

drink:: Caramel latte, Cherry Coke, monster mango loco

car:: None

place:: Cootehill, Co Cavan, Ireland 💙

song:: Angeles - Jensen Ackles and Lemon 7s - A Lazarus Soul and Scorn Not His Simplicity - Luke Kelly

movie:: Four Weddings and a Funeral and On The Edge

moment:: When my boys were born

color:: Variations of blue

meal:: Toast and proper butter!

IN A GUY/GIRL

favorite eye color:: Doesn't matter

favorite hair color:: Doesn't matter

short or long hair:: Longer - just not cropped in dead short, but then it's their hair so they can do what they like

height:: Doesn't matter

body type:: Literally does not matter!

does ethnicity matter:: Doesn't matter

piercings:: Whatever

tattoos:: Whatever

MORE

do you think you are attractive:: Fuck no - I have a flat nose, epicanthic folds, I'm fat, I'm waiting to have my shitty teeth removed, and my boobs are bigger than my head. I am gross.

are you attracted to someone who does not know it:: No they knew it but they were engaged. We talked for a while then he felt guilty so we stopped.

would you like to be someones fantasy:: Ha I never would be so it's moot

do you kiss with your eyes closed or open:: It's been 5 years since I kissed anyone who who the fuck knows?!

a little or a lot of tongue:: Little

older or younger:: I don't mind - my kids dad was 2 years younger, my last interest was 3 years older

lights on/lights off or candle light:: Doesn't matter

do you like to cuddle after:: Depends on what kinda sex we'd had

do you like to cuddle in general:: I'm not physically affectionate on the whole. Makes me uncomfortable. I like sofa cuddles watching TV though.

RIGHT NOW

what is todays date:: November 7th

what time is it:: 7.25pm

who are you thinking of:: Cillian's eyes look good in this film (Aloft)

what are you listening to:: Aloft film

do you love someone:: As in 'in love'? No.

does someone love you:: My children, I think! Probably my siblings, and Mum and Step Dad.

is it raining:: Mizzling

are you happy:: In general, not really, I'm fairly neutral

[vivianbernadetteaurora]

Courtney love ❤️

Y she always looks so beautiful in pictures 📸 is because in her 8th house o thought but her 8tho house b pisces ♓️ 💗 I'm thinking cos her 8th but her moon in cancer ♋️ cos it's libra rising helping I don't she possibly looks bad in any photo I'm quite possibly a Stan oh my God, this is why I love her, because I love cancer moons but if my moon is in the eighth 🏠, then that gives her a Hades moon, similar to a scorpion moon🌙.

[what-if-nct]

no cos the daily anon is so cute i get so happy to see her little life update each time <3

also im so happy for you i hope you have the new release on repeat, how have you been?

i cleaned my room today and then took such a long bath and then sprayed scents and incense sticks and perfect lighting and music i never knew this could be so therapeutic i feel so vibey after ages!!

also you have a pisces moon that's is literally so cute! ive always thought that moon compatibility is better than the sun for some reason oh and the sun is in pisces already?!

-venus

Yes Daily Anon is literally the cutest, and I love hearing from them every day. They could just tell me what they had for lunch and it would still be important information to me. And Yes, I listened to it at least like six times this morning then had to listen to other Lana songs cause I over play songs all the time.

And oh my gosh that is literally the best kind of therapy like you just feel so good after cleaning and having a nice long shower and everything is just a vibe and smells good. It literally does wonders, best thing for the end of the week.

I've been fine, I've been watching a lot of hauls. And a lot of girls suggest getting clothes from the kids section. Now I'm plus size and you'd think that's an unhelpful tip. but when Justice stores were in the mall they had plus sizes for tweens and it actually fit me I bought a lot of stuff from Justice. Which leads me to believe if I just look through the kids section for the juniors plus the biggest size might fit me if it's just tops. Cause when my friend and I were at target I said it's not fair kids get the cutest stuff. But I might just have a look next time. In the words of a wise woman on TikTok named Samyra "if you look like you could fit it bitch you better go and get it"

Yes it's Pisces season. Also Jungwoo day! Yes, I literally just heard today your moon sign is your aura, who you project out into the world. I'm a Leo Sun my friends have said if they didn't know they'd think I was a water sign . But my Mercury and Venus are in Cancer too. So it makes sense. I dated a guy like 2 days older than me I checked and our birth charts are almost identical. And we were scarily similar even to being overtly touchy and he also liked Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift like it was so eerie. Even a YouTuber Amber Scholl we're like 8 days apart and oh my gosh she's so similar to me. even the having too much energy and running around part. It also leads me to be a little skeptical of Jisung. There's three guys I dated born around the exact same time as him. And only one was good. The other two, honestly the one who looks like Doyoung just said really really fucking weird things. The other, I can't exactly say what happened but it definitely scarred me. also not going younger than 22 ever again. I thought 20\21 was okay it's not. I literally am just like Mark I just ramble and go off topic every five seconds I'm sorry

[astrojoy]

Light surrounded the area and 3 bright stars seemed to float around you...

It's a real wand! 🪄

Which star caught your attention the most?

Your next glow up

⭐ PAC ⭐

Pile 1

⭐ Healed heart/mentality

⭐ Spending time for yourself

⭐ Healthier eating habits

⭐ Taking better care of your needs

⭐ Some here are graduating from something

⭐ Getting higher education

⭐ Negative thinking decrease

⭐ Learning to trust others more

⭐ Trusting the universe more

⭐ Calmer mindset. Controlling temper

⭐ Speaking out. Standing your ground

⭐ Some career accomplishment? Promotion??

⭐ Financial increase for some here :D

⭐ Earning a trophy (for a very few here :3)

⭐ Learning to let loose, having fun sometimes

Extra that came out

⭐ Capricorn Energy

⭐ Water energy

Songs that randomly came to me

PS - I haven't heard these songs in years. These are some old popular songs. I found it so weird that they were both party themed too?? Interesting! Def look at each ones lyrics. I found out these can both be telling you guys your determination will get you far, like past your co-workers, rivals, superiors (idk) it's about reaching to the top :D

Pile 2

⭐ Joy 🌈

⭐ Positive mindset/optimistic

⭐ New tattoos or re-inking old ones

⭐ Eye care (I think it's healthwise tbh)

⭐ Spotting/stopping deception

⭐ Better observation skills

⭐ Something about video games??

⭐ Face glow up

⭐ Growing past old negative patterns

⭐ Mix of physical and inner glow up

⭐ Eating what makes you happy more

⭐ More talented/Skill level up ^^

⭐ Singing skills increase (for some :3)

⭐ More jewelry? c:

⭐ Living in the moment

Extra that came out

Sagittarius Energy

Sunny card

Songs that randomly came to me

PS - Another old song? XD I swear why are my guides hitting me with the old songs in this PAC so far? Oh well :D Hope it resonates! The 2nd one was randomly generated but I asked my guides to guide it c:

Pile 3

⭐ Learning to love again

⭐ Cooking skills may increase

⭐ For some women breast growth (natural/PS)

⭐ For some men, toned pectoral area

⭐ Some here will be growing taller

⭐ Nose area glow up (natural/PS)

⭐ Makeup skills increase//makeup baddie

⭐ Doe eyes? Cute eyes? Eye glow up?

⭐ Having an adorable cuteness to you

⭐ Relationship glow up

⭐ Beaking up with a toxic partner

⭐ Winning in general

⭐ Encouraging others

⭐ Feeling like royalty

⭐ Better sleep schedule

⭐ Getting vacation/trip vibes for a few

⭐ Possible new creative outlet

⭐ Haha some will drink more water//hydrated

Extra that came out

⭐ Blue eyes

⭐ Pisces rising vibes

Songs that randomly came to me

PS - For this pile it was hard to channel any songs. So instead I left it to a generator and my guides guidance towards it to give you songs :) These songs reminded me of a breakup. Man someone really needed the breakup message. For others this may include toxic friends or just people you know and letting them go ^^

[lunarticxenia]

The Sun Signs

Hi guys! So I decided to make a series. I’m going to do: each sign in each planet, each house placement for every planet, and the aspects for all the planets. This of course is going to be over the course of a month; it’s going to take a while to cover everything LMAO. I’m thinking of doing this and alternating between asteroids, “placements that make people ____”, and astrology observations. Without further ado, here’s my take on the sun signs based off of people I know: 

🪁 Aries: These people are go-getters and know what they want when they want it. I feel like a lot of people associate Aries with being extroverts because they’re a fire sign, but I know ALOT of Aries and 95% of them have been shy. It’s more of the Aries moons that I’ve noticed that have been more extroverted. However other aspects in your chart can determine this. They’re also extremely competitive and very hard workers. Every Aries I’ve ever met has worked their ass off, and they keep working their asses off until they perfect everything. Some negatives are that Aries people can be super dramatic as well, and don’t take other people’s advice. Even when they ask for it, if their mind is set on something, there’s no going back. 

🪁 Taurus: Boy oh boy, do these people just want to go on a 10 year vacation and not have to deal with anyone ever again. These people love the finer things in life; they most likely have a creative hobby or have a creative streak. They also love good food and they love a good nap. Now everyone says Tauruses are super chill, and honestly, it depends on other aspects in their chart. I’ve known super chill Tauruses and super chaotic Tauruses. I’ve noticed the chaotic Tauruses have a lot of Aries energy in their chart i.e. Aries Mercury and Aries Mars (no offense Aries). I’d say a downside of Tauruses is that they can be lazy because they love to relax (however this depends on other aspects) and they can be apathetic a lot. I’ve found that Tauruses can very much disconnect themselves from a situation when they have to, so they can keep calm and grounded. 

🪁 Gemini: These people are social and will talk for hours. I don’t mean this in a bad way. Even the more introverted Geminis, once you get to know them they will talk for days especially about things they’re passionate about. I think it’s a cute and endearing trait. A lot of people hate on Geminis, but I don’t get it. One of my best friends is a Gemini, and she’s the most genuine person I’ve ever met. In fact, most Geminis I’ve met have not been two-faced, at least from my experience. I think that Geminis are also very funny, every Gemini I’ve met has made me laugh my ass off. Every single one. They have a great sense of humor and a very engaging personality. You can see this with Gemini politicians, they’re very charismatic and know how to entertain a crowd. I’d say the more negative side of Gemini is that they can be very flighty about what they want and while they’re social, they’re not always the best communicators when it comes to interpersonal relationships. 

🪁 Cancer: I’ve found that Cancers are either extremely extroverted or extremely introverted; and this can change depending on their mood LMAO. I can speak from experience; I am a Cancer. Sometimes I feel like being social and talking; other times I hate people and I just don’t wanna deal with them. Cancers also always have a softness to them; even if they have a lot of fire energy. I don’t know how to describe it other than they just look like water itself. I’d say some obvious downsides of Cancer are that they can be extremely moody and they can be snippy. If you catch them in the wrong mood, they’ll snap at you. I’m guilty of this as well. 

🪁 Leo: Again, a lot of people don’t like Leos but I love them. The Leos I’ve met have not been self centered at all- in fact they’re the exact opposite. Perhaps it’s the underdeveloped Leo suns who are self-centered, but all the ones I’ve met have always put others before themselves. They’re not cocky at all. I’ve also found that Leos all have really nice hair; this is a stereotype that’s definitely true. I’ve never met a Leo with bad hair. I’ve also found that they’re super creative and even if they don’t have a creative hobby, they have a creative flair. They’re also REALLY funny. I feel like they’re definitely slept on in terms of funny placements. This is the sign that rules “performing” in a way, so of course they’re going to be entertaining. 

🪁 Virgo: My favorite sign. I love all the signs in their own way, but Virgo is my favorite. Every single Virgo I’ve met I’ve loved. I get along so well with them. Virgos are shit on for being critical but it’s because they know that the people in question can achieve so much. Virgos also save that critical energy for themselves and can tear themselves apart if they’re not perfect. These people are also always putting others before themselves and always try to help everyone. Remember the 6th house rules one’s sense of usefulness. They feel that if they’re not being useful in some way to people that they’re not good enough. I literally just want to hug every Virgo. Also they’re not boring at all. FOH. Virgos are literally so much fun. 

🪁 Libra: These people are just so likable. No matter what they do, you just tend to like them for some reason. They can adapt to any type of personality and they have a way of making everyone like them. This is why Libra suns tend to be popular; they’re very bubbly and sociable. Even if they’re not popular, they’re well-liked. However, this can be their downfall as well. They can be superficial and fake. They tend to flip flop in arguments alot, and they try to play on both sides which can create more tension between two people. Also, have you ever seen a Libra try to make a decision? LMAO. Love them though. 

🪁 Scorpio: Your eyes. Holy fuck. You can tell if someone is a Scorpio just by the gaze in their eyes. They stare into your fucking soul. Even if their eyes are a light color, there’s always a sense of mystery and darkness to them. Despite this sense of power they give off, once you get to know them they’re literally the biggest teddy bears. Literally just go up to one and talk to them, they’ll talk to you and be all nice and happy. I’ve noticed that Scorpios just don’t like to talk about their emotions or what goes on in their heads either. They like to look strong and they don’t show their vulnerable side to just anybody. This would be one of their downfalls. They have a hard time being vulnerable and letting people in. They look fierce, but they’re sweet and just want a hug. 

🪁 Sagittarius: The funniest people ever. I’ve never met a non-funny Sagittarius. I work with two of them and they have me in tears laughing. They’re also very smart and you can talk to them about anything. Even if they don’t get the best grades in school (which I rarely see, the Valedictorian and the Salutatorian were both Sagittariuses) they always have a base knowledge about everything. They’re also extremely chill and try not to take life too seriously. I’ve found that a downside of this placement is that they can be very flighty in love. They have a hard time settling down which can be difficult for someone who wants to date them. Sagittariuses crave independence and they’re usually not the relationship types. Also they have a hard time taking things seriously. 

🪁 Capricorns: My guilty pleasure. I’ve dated two of them and 75% of the people I’ve liked were Capricorn suns. I feel like people overlook the appeal of Capricorns. Scorpios are the “sexy” ones, but have you seen how attractive Capricorns can be? Remember, in Tarot, the Devil rules Capricorn, so they can be devilishly handsome or darkly beautiful. Even if they’re not the most attractive person in the room, they have an aura to them that’s intriguing. They speak softly and carry a big stick. They don’t have to impress anyone; they know that they’re powerful. I’d say some downsides to Capricorns are that they have a hard time expressing their emotions and they tend to shove them down; which can result in them exploding later on. They also have a tendency to be arrogant, and can dish it out, but they can’t take it. 

🪁 Aquariuses: My second guilty pleasure. I just love the Saturn energy, what can I say? Aquariuses are such lovable weirdos. I don’t know how else to describe them. Every single one I’ve met has been unique in some way and they don’t try to fit in either. They’re proud of being different. My boss is an Aquarius and I felt self conscious one day because I had a different color shirt on than everyone else and he told me “Why would you want to fit in when you could stand out?”. They’re those types of people. They’re also really funny as well, their minds just work so differently from everyone else. They’ll say the most outlandish things and you’ll die laughing. Some downsides? You could know them for years and you’ll just find out things about them. They don’t share things about themselves and it’s hard to get to know them. They also can be very emotionally cold. They don’t like emotions. 

🪁 Pisces: Softies. They’re literally soft teddy bears. No matter how big or tall or muscular they could get, you just look into their eyes and that softness is there. They’re really sweet and tend to be more introverted. They aren’t the types who go out of their way to talk to strangers at a party. They love comfort and they like to feel secure. They’re also very dreamy if that makes sense. They always look like they came out of a fantasy world. I’d say a major downside would be that they’re overly sensitive. They cannot take a joke. I remember I was telling my co worker who’s a Pisces about the negative traits of Pisces and one of them was lazy; and he got SO offended. He was like “I am NOT lazy.” LMAO. 

Also guys, as I’ve said, other things in your natal chart can affect these traits. For the next asteroid by the way, I’m between asteroid Bellona and Lilith. Which one would you guys want to see? I’ve been getting a lot of questions about those two. :) 

[ditchwaterwitchery]

The Signs As The Amazing Devil Lyrics

Aries: 

I promise you I’m not broken, I promise you there’s more

More to come, more to reach for, more to hurl at the door

Goodbye to all my darkness, there’s nothing here but light

Adieu to all the faceless things that sleep with me at night

This here is not makeup, it’s a porcelain tomb

And this here is not singing, I’m just screaming in tune

-Farewell Wanderlust

Taurus:

Sleep now, oh, she says

Tomorrow’s jokes have yet to be laughed at or said

Just rest now, she moans

Then the hollow folk come

Pour me wine by my bed

And their dead hollers hum at the things that I’ve said

And say no, no, no, no

Cos you are in the earth of me

You are in the earth of me

My head’s not yours it’s mine

Cos you are in the earth of me

-The Old Witch Sleep and The Good Man Grace

Gemini:

You don't see daylight anymore

Something's sucking out your core and it's so boring

It's so boring it's so boring it's boring it's so boring it's so boring it's so boring it's so boring it's, so boring, et cetera

To see you tired all the time

Why won't you just tell them all to fuck off love and be mine

-Little Miss Why So

Cancer: 

And we’re bursting at the seams

Cos the noise is crushing us

We think it’s so much worse than it seems

But that voice unsaid is rushing us

And in a moment of total rapture

And with every strength I have

I ask if you play D&D

And your face lights up like you’ve woken up

From this endless fucking nightmare of pretending this is you

This is us, this is me and this how we’re meant to be

But your smile tells me I’m safe

And that voice unspoken’s heard

'Cause if God make us all in his image

Then God’s a fucking nerd

-Drinking Song For The Socially Anxious

Leo:

My dress is on fire

And I hurl myself, I heal myself, I drag myself like a rug in the rain

And my saint she is dancing

As every step I choose to take begins to set the world aflame 

-Blossoms

Virgo:

High, high into the night

I look at those secret worlds you call eyes

And wonder if we might

There’s something changed

The leaves like broken shards of stained glass windows, oh

There’s something weaved into our windows

Oh, shining in your light

-Secret Worlds

Libra:

"It's not fair, it’s not fair how much I love you

It’s not fair, 'cause you make me laugh when I'm actually really fucking cross at you for something"

And he'll say

"Oh, how, oh, how unreasonable

How unreasonably in love I am with everything you do

I spend my days so close to you 'cause if I'm standing here, maybe everyone will think I'm alright"

-Fair

Scorpio:

Run, love run, love run

For all the things you’ve done

Run for all the things that drum

Run for all those pages thumbed

Love run, love run, love run

For all the things you wished you’d done

Run for all you know that’s coming

Run to show that love’s worth running to

-Love Run

Sagittarius:

Oh what these, these aren’t tears

It’s just the rain that wasn’t brave enough to fall

And what they hear isn’t laughter after all

It’s just your voice learning for once to stand up tall

-Inkpot Gods

Capricorn:

And I'd sink to the floor, what’s the point anymore

And you, you’d reply with a glint in your eye

(And you, you’d reply with a drink in your hand)

Saying ‘I don’t know, but I’m here, I’m all yours, dear heart don’t cry’

'Cause I will wait and hope

Your eyes aren’t rivers there to weep

But a place for crows to rest their feet

And I will wait and hope

And rest my head at night content

Knowing where my marbles went

-Marbles

Aquarius:

Those songs we sung, those words we flung

For fear of sound

All those books that we both drowned

And the candle we lit, well we’ll use it to burn this whole place to the ground

I’m lost

I’m found

In you

Hide under the covers

We don’t know what’s out there

Can’t you hear that scratching?

Hold me, lover, like you used to

So tight I’d bruise you

I’d bruise you, I’d bruise you too

-Wild Blue Yonder

Pisces:

I wish I’d done things different

Oh I wish I’d made it right

But we’ll burn a hundred theatres

If it means we get the wallpaper right

I’ll brick by brick rebuild us

Out of hows and whys not whens

Nothing quite prepared me for

When that piano sang again

[arabnico]

You’re one of my favourite pjo blogs out there! I was wondering if you had any Nico and Hazel sibling headcanons?

thank you so much 🥺💕 and of course!!!

- they are both trans and gay thank you <3

- they are very short because they’re underworld kids and also nico with malnutrition and disordered eating. i also think they’re both chubby <3 gaining weight as a sign of healing my beloved

- hazel is the first person nico willingly comes out to and nico is a little nervous despite everything and it goes like “i used to have a crush on percy” and she’s like “oh haha that’s cool i used to have a crush on reyna funny heh XD” and nico is like ???????? system shut down

- nico is super curious by nature and hazel is an average having fun enjoyer so on their mission to discover all things modern they decide they want to microwave everything they can get their hands on and see what happens. most of the list constitutes of “it explodes!!”s but they keep trying because you never know <3

- hazel is kinda really into astrology (rachel is a bad influence) and nico has no clue about any of it so it’s just like “you are so hopelessly dreamy i know you’re a libra moon and a pisces venus but this is pushing it nico” / “you feel like criticism is a direct insult because chiron’s in your sixth house” “uh i don’t really know about that haze i’m pretty sure he’s in archery practice right now ://”

- they both have rheumatoid arthritis

- hazel studies animal science with an equine science minor to become a vet or something #lesbiansinstem and nico is obviously very supportive but you know <3 from a distance <3 because him and most animals do Not get along

- like the only animals who don’t act weird around nico are cats and turtles you know they don’t fear death. they both have cats and nico has a tortoise too 🥰

- they make “back in my day” jokes too much and no one finds them funny except each other they think they are hilarious they don’t care about everyone else like your memes are incomprehensible and you think you can dictate humor??

- every time they see each other no matter how long or little it’s been they literally Bury themselves in a hug like they will just linger in that embrace like that smiling really big they miss each other a lot ok!!!

- they both love art and use it as a form of self expression hazel likes painting and drawing and she gets nico on it too (he likes using pastels especially) but what he enjoys more is photography partly because he always distrusts his memory and is scared of forgetting so just capturing the moment in any way is important to him

- also what i’m sayings is there are a lot of developed film photos of hazel and him hung in their cabin at chb

- they like doing each others’ hair like an excuse to spend time with each other also there’s this soft intimacy in that that just kills me

- also in arabic there’s this chant that originates from مصلاوية (north mesopotamian arabic) and it’s a song you sing while you’re doing someone else’s hair (يا ماشطة مشطيها, meaning “oh you who combs, comb her”) and nico hums it every time <3

- both of them has rocky relationships with their pasts so like when hazel goes to new orleans again for the first time after everything nico goes with her just as a support and same thing with nico when he goes back to venice and the sham. they hang out sometimes together there randomly too after it becomes easier <3

- they can like. Get each other immediately. i’m talking telepathic communication like they glance at each other one second and it’s like *brain connection meme*

- co-presidents of the “fuck hades” club they absolutely despise him and they don’t see any use in hiding it <3 i think nico was struggling with feeling like he was obligated to forgive him for everything he’s done but like realizing how terribly he treated hazel he’s like you know what. screw that actually. worst being on the planet

i could go on forever about them but <333

[bellewintersroe]

Heey!

I would love for you to write me a BoB-Ship :))

I'm about 5' 4" tall and have long blonde hair and blue/grey eyes.

I work in a real estate agency and speak three languages: English, French, and German.

In my free time I love to write stories, read books, dance, sing and go out with friends (a little drinking is always involved ;)) And I'm a smoker.

I am a real extrovert and open to new things. A lot of people would describe me as creative in every way. I am an absolutely chaotic person in all my life. Sometimes in my head, I'm far ahead of the conversation we are having right now.

I'm a real dreamer, but also I'm a typical Pisces. I'm sentimental and sensitive, and I love to help others with their problems, maybe even before I try to work out my own ;)

The most important thing for me is to have fun in life and my friends and family are the most important things in it. I'm a loyal friend, but I will never forget if you "betray" me.

Hope you can work something out :)

Thank you so much! x

Thank you for your request! I’m stunned cos I honestly feel like I relate to you sm as a person and a lot of your characteristics described !!

I ship you with… Floyd Talbert!!

First of all you and Floyd would literally be a beautiful couple, like oh my god, the intensity and attraction between the two of you would be instant?!

the first time he saw you would most likely be in a pub or something social seeing as you’re both very social people. He’d practically get lost in your eyes- and don’t tell anybody- but he stumbled over his words the very first time he introduced himself.

sounds very typical, but Floyd has a thing for blonde hair, just the way it cascaded down your back and framed your face- oh my god Floyd was in love.

Kinda gets portrayed as a womaniser? But seriously he’s young and attractive, of course he’s gonna find the attention fun.

but he’s fiercely loyal, like his friendship with Winter’s.

Pretty soon after he gets to know you his eyes are only focused on you. I feel like he’s deffo got a high sex drive- so be prepared.

but nah when he finds out you can speak not just two- but three different languages?! Oh my god he’s amazed, constantly would get you to teach him different languages just cos it turns him on hearing you speak it.

if you speak German to Liebgott, Tab deffo gets a little jealous cos you’re so beautiful and oh my god- Liebgott stop flirting with her in German.

can speak broken parts of German, so he shoots daggers at Liebgott who practically smirks back in his direction.

when it’s been long enough& you’re both comfortable would deffo announce you as ‘his girl’ and is soooo fucking proud to walk around with you.

His fav thing to do is take you out to soo many different places and keep an arm around your waist. Every now and then will deffo give ur butt a quick grab followed by the cheekiest smirk.

the two of you would deffo make such a chill couple? Like your bond is so so strong and there’s so much trust between you.

if you wanna go out with the girls then go ahead, wear whatever the fuck you want- he’s so fucking good for you like omg. Wouldn’t dare stop you having a good time because ew, he’s your boyfriend not your owner? Finds it weird when people are overbearing.

always there to open the front door for you when you come home from drinking- deffo would make you some kinda drunk snack (maybe he’s not the best cook but he can make a banging cheese toasty).

Would wipe your makeup off and tuck your hair out of your face- omg he’d deffo kiss your forehead too and the two of you would just be so so so fucking in love I can’t.

tells you he loves you like so often- always wants to kiss you and isn’t afraid of PDA- not too much but, he can’t stay tf away from you he’s obsessed.

flirts with you despite being together for years- always gives you the eyes and sometimes he literally pours at you to get what he wants.

Gets random bursts of energy or excitment whilst you’re reading and just launches himself on top of you?

wants to wrestle with you.

loves a play fight and sharing a cigarette after.

expect him to steal your cigarettes- the man always forgets to buy his own.

would buy you a pack in return as well as some flowers.

your conversations would be fucking everywhere, kinda like with Babe? The two of you are so chatty and other people might struggle to follow along?

Expect him to match your levels of chaos and open mindedness. Tab wants somebody he can have fun with and has 100% found that in you.

obsessed with the idea of having sex in every single state in America with you? Don’t ask me why- the two of you probably get through about 30 before your interests turn elsewhere.

Maybe when Chuck gets shot and Tab is clearly frustrated he confides in you? Literally just wraps himself around you desperate for a hug???

kinda needy when he’s had a bad day.

your sensitivity is a perfect match for him, he needs it after all the trauma he’s faced, so the fact he can be vulnerable with you and just hide his face in your neck is all he ever needs.

pls give him cuddles.

maybe tab isn’t the most sentimental? Like sometimes he might not understand it, but when you maybe surprise him with a younger picture of the pair of you for his birthday it literally makes him cry??

Cries cos he’s found such a perfect fucking partner that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you?

the honeymoon stage ending? Hell no, you sound like such a fun person Tab looks forwards to seeing you after you’ve been apart for 2 hours?

finds it sexy that u can sing and dance omg.

gives you the biggest heart eyes.

your priorities of friends and family really aligns with Tabs. You two have no trouble or disagreements in arranging plans or visiting family. The two of you thrive of socialising with who you’re closest to.

Tab wants babies and dogs with you- maybe even a farm? Tells you this fairly soon.

expect lots of baby making, thanks.

would never EVER dare disrespect or betray you. If anybody does this to you Floyd cuts them out of his life- gets angry if it’s another man getting too weird with you.

been in one or two physical fights over you? Isn’t afraid to punch somebody for you.

isn’t unreasonable for it either, the asshole probably deserved it.

gets touchy feely when he’s drunk, wants you to kiss him, sit on his lap, dance with him? He’s obsessed with you.

nope nope nope- you being a Pisces and Tab being a Virgo would be more perfect OMG. When I was researching this it was so so fitting.

You bring out a more spontaneous side of him that he didn’t realise you had- you make life fun for him, literally just what he needed.

he also maybe brings you down from day dreaming? Helps you whenever you need and literally can’t do enough for you.

stops you from daydreaming cos he literally IS a dream himself???

lots of babies and doggies eventually. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I ship you platonically with… Babe Heffron!!

This friendship is chaos central.

you and babe could talk for England. Could probably save everybody else from A LOT of awkward situations by talking your way out of it.

babe is an extremely loyal friend. Would definitely give you some of his rations just because???

Values your loyalty so much and has your back omfg.

if anybody chats one thing bad about you they’ll feel the wrath of Babe. Legit won’t speak to them for a good month because of it????

Iconic duo, seriously.

if you’re looking for fun Babe can a million percent provide that.

genuinely feels so much happy for you in anything you do.

Puts his head on your shoulder when he’s sad- Tab gets a little pouty about this.

gets protective/ worried about you during the war.

especially after he lost Julian and then Bill was wounded, he’s so so scared you’ll get taken away from him?

genuinely thinks you are THE best friend ever and he is that to you.

wants you to name one of your pets after him or some weird shit? Idk but you one up that and if you have any children name them after him.

cries at your and Tabs wedding.

you cry at his wedding.

The two of you burst out laughing in the WORST situations. In church, in prayer- you name it.

seriously friends for the rest of your lives omg let me have this

~~~~~~ nooooo I seriously had too much fun writing this, Tab is my FAV and I feel like I was writing about myself? Idk who u are but I feel like we’re the same person.

[entertainment]

#BlackExcellence365 Spotlight: Hayley Marie Norman, Black People Like

You can catch Actress Hayley Marie Norman in Freeform’s social series, Black People Like. Trained as both a dramatic actress and comedienne, she graduated from the American Academy of Dramatic Arts and the Upright Citizens Brigade. On the film front, Hayley starred in the comedy Fired Up and had a memorable breakout performance in Chris Rock's Top Five. She also co-produces and stars in the semi-scripted hit online series Hello Cupid and has had recurring roles on television shows like Crash, as well as abc's Selfie and BET's The Game. Other credits include Hancock, Our Family Wedding, Norbit, New Girl, Bones, The Exes, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, Studio 60, and many more. A bonafide LA valley girl, one of Hayley's first jobs was as the Mattel's official "face" of the African American Barbie. She continues to perform with popular sketch and improv groups around town, and is a classically trained dancer and a long time vegan and animal rights activist. We got the chance to ask Hayley a few questions. Check it out:

In Black People Like Veganism, you said that when you went vegan, the Black side of your family staged an intervention. Now that you’ve been vegan for years, how (if at all) has your family experience changed, especially when it comes to food centered gatherings?

Oh I'm the most popular member of my family now. They all tryna get their hands on my recipes. Luckily for them, I'm forgiving. Haha. But for real though, they've all leaned towards a more plant based diet and on my mom's side we've even done all vegan Thanksgivings for the last decade!

What do you wish everyone knew about veganism and/or the food (farming, meat, dairy, etc.) industry?

I think a lot of people know the truth but they choose willful ignorance. It's time to look past our egos, excuses, and traditions and accept that global warming is an immediate threat to all of our lives and the number one cause is factory farming and meat production. 

What are some other topics and interests that you’d like to see discussed in a forum like Black People Like?

I'm dying to do an episode called Black People Like Ballet! Having been a young ballerina myself, the majority of my fellow ballerinas were mostly white and it wasn't an environment or art that was conducive to people of color. For example, the shoes and tights weren't even made for our skin tones not to mention the damaging microagressions from many of the teachers. I remember showing up and the teachers expected me to be there for the hip hop class but this lil brown girl just wanted to pirouette her heart out! Luckily, black ballerinas are starting to receive the recognition they have always deserved. I want to discuss the impact of this art form in our culture.

In Black People Like New Age you talked about astrology and star sign compatibility. What is your star sign, and what’s your strongest astrology related belief?

I'm a textbook Pisces; a dreamer, and a romantic who is often too sensitive for my own good. If you don't like this interview, I'm already crying about it. My strongest astrology related belief? I get a little tingle every time Mercury is about to go retrograde. I have literally called it every single time. Don't expect me to be happy about leaving my house on those days. ;)

What type of scripts and characters are you drawn to?

I love playing strong women across all genres. Especially weirdos, which is a type of strength in its own way. Every time I get to be off-beat and a kooky, it's the best feeling in the world to me. I try to bring some of that to all my roles. But my interests also swing from an Olivia Pope type character to Ben Affleck in The Town. I want to kick ass whether it's with some impressive legal jargon and serving you a summons or robbing a bank and then jumping in the back of a van.

What’s the funniest photo that you have on your phone right now?

My cat is a comedic genius so any photo of her.

Which Black People Like episode stuck with you the most? Why?

Black People Like Nerd Culture was definitely interesting to me because I admittedly had some very strong pre-conceived notions about people who play video games.

If you had to boil down all your experience in the entertainment industry to one piece of advice (either that someone gave you or you’d like to give), what would it be?

Do you, boo. Do you.

Thanks for taking the time, Hayley! 

[celticcrossanon]

BRF Reading - 21st of May 2021

This is speculation only

Cards drawn 21st of May 2021

Question: How does Harry feel about the report on the Martin Bashir investigation?

Interpretation: He believes he is right in everything he has said about the media with respect to his mother, himself, and his wife.

Card One: The Six of Cups. This is a card of nostalgia, of looking back on the past (especially childhood) and remembering it with fondness. Harry is looking back on his past with Princess Diana, and his child-self memories of her, and he has decided that the report confirms that his mother is exactly as his child-self remembers her. Nostalgia causes us to wear rose coloured glasses, and when he thinks of his mother Harry's glasses are firmly in place. He sees her as a young child views their mother - all-important, all loving, beautiful, and so on - and he has no desire to take off those glasses and view her as an adult. To his mind, the report simply confirms that his vision of his mother is the 'correct' one and anyone who sees her in any other way (e.g. as a flawed human being) is wrong.

Card Two: The Hanged Man. This is a card of waiting, of not being able to take action. I do feel that Harry has been frustrated in his agenda of blaming the media for everything, and he is going to grab onto the report and use it as a weapon against the media as finally he has something he can use to take action against them, but that is not the main energy I get from this card.

The Hanged Man is the card of Neptune, the ruling planet of Pisces and the natural ruler of the 12th house in astrology, and some of the many things that Neptune represents are illusions, delusions, fantasies, seeing things through rose-coloured glasses, being swept along on a tide of emotions and taking action based on those emotions (with no rational thought at all involved in the process), playing the martyr, saviour complex, victim complex, enabling others, co-dependent relationships, drugs, alcohol - this is all sounding very familiar, isn't it?

Coming after the Six of Cups this card confirms that rose-coloured vision of Diana that Harry had as a child is the one he still carried and it is here to stay. Harry does not want to subject his thoughts and feelings to rational analysis. He would rather drift along on a tide of emotion, positioning himself as both the eternal victim and the saviour of his mother and his wife and child, being co-dependent on his wife and having her enable all his delusions about his mother. Every one else has to enable them as well, otherwise they are the cruel hard world persecuting his poor little martyr self and he is so brave for enduring the persecution and then escaping from them.

The report will be seen and used from this perspective. Harry does not want to deal with facts, instead he is after ideas and illusions that will feed his fantasies about his mother, his childhood, and his current and past actions.

Card Three: The Four of Cups. More Cups, the suit of emotions. There is no rational thought (Swords) or practicality/reality (Pentacles) in this spread, it is all emotions (Cups) and creative imagination/PR (Wands).

The Four of Cups is the card of emotional dissatisfaction, and in this deck it is also a card of gossip. Here it comes across as dissatisfaction. Someone is not happy because people aren't talking about them. They want to be talked about, they want to be compared to Princess Diana, and they want to use the report to stir up dissatisfaction and gossip. I don't feel this is Harry but rather the person shown by the next card, the King of Wands (Meghan)..

Harry's dissatisfaction is not with the report, but rather that people will use the report to move away from his idealised version of Princess Diana. I have already seen reports of people saying that William's response to the report is 'gaslighting' (which is complete nonsense), but that is the sort of energy this card is giving me - attacking responses to the report that threaten an idealised and cherished image of Princess Diana. It will all be done via gossip, and it will be done by people who, like Harry, have a vested interest in the 'Saint' Diana image. Harry may fuel this gossip with his remarks in any future interviews or appearances.

Card Four: The King of Wands. This is the card of a fire-sign person, particularly a Leo, and here it represents Meghan. Looking at the cards either side of her shows what she is doing. She is encouraging people to express dissatisfaction with and stir up gossip about the report (the Four of Cups), and she is doing this to create conflict (the Five of Wands). Wands can be the suit of PR, and Meghan is quick to see the PR possibilities of the report and to use them to her advantage. As the report is about Princess Diana and this card is about Meghan and PR, the suggestion is that Meghan will use this report to support any parallels drawn between herself and Princess Diana (we were both hounded by the media! The media wants to kill us both! etc and so on).

Card Five: The Five of Wands. This is a card of conflict and PR. Here it says that Harry and Meghan will use the report to stir up conflict using PR, and this conflict will be against their PR enemies, the UK media and the BRF. Any attempt to use the report to create a more truthful version of events will be shot down in favour of the idealised 'Saint' Diana image that both of them are promoting (for different reasons). Meghan will also use the report to draw parallels between how Diana was treated and how she was treated by the UK press (the truth will be optional in these comparisons, as always).

Underlying Energy One: The Hierophant. This is the card of institutions, and here it represents the BRF. Harry is thinking of the report in terms of the BRF, not in a 'oh my goodness look how the lies hurt everyone' kind of way as his brother is, but in a 'Ha! I was right! You didn't protect my mother and got her killed' kind of way, as shown in the cards above. He will use this report as part of his attack upon the BRF in the name of his mother, 'Saint' Diana.

The Hierophant is also the card of Taurus, and Charles Spencer, one of the main forces behind the report, is a sun sign Taurus.

Underlying Energy Two: The Chariot. The Chariot is the card of Cancer, the sun sign of Prince William and Camilla. Coming after the Hierophant card, which represents the BRF, this says that these two members of the family are the ones on Harry's mind with respect to the report. They may be singled out in any response that tries to preserve the idealised image of Princess Diana, the image that Prince Harry has taken as the truth.

Conclusion: Prince Harry is using the report as confirmation that his childish and idealised image of Princess Diana is the right one. He wants to keep the narrative around Princess Diana exactly as it is now, without any changes. Meghan will support him in this and she will use the report to her advantage in the PR conflict between the Sussexes and the UK media, and the Sussexes and the BRF. Prince William and/or Camilla may be singled out as targets in this attempt to keep the image of 'Saint' Diana alive.

Energy Reading: Harry is gleeful about the result of the investigation. It has (to him) confirmed and supported all his behaviour. He was right about the evil UK media killing his mother, so he is right that they want to kill his wife and child as well, he is right that they are all racist and attacking him for no reason, he was right to leave the UK and live in America because of the evil UK media and what they wrote about him, etc and so on. The apology he was sent has boosted his ego and his arrogance. He is thinking/feeling 'This is what all the media should do - apologise to me!'. The main emotion I am getting from him is pure glee and vindication.

[fleabaged]

Ranking Phoebe Waller-Bridge Characters from Least Feral and Morally Unhinged to Most Feral and Morally Unhinged.

7. Lulu Crashing 

Literally what is stopping this straight white couple from being together their whole life? Lit’rally nothing. There is no conflict. oh no i have this sexy best friend and we play little ukelele tunes for each other having sex would totally, what, ruin this once in a lifetime dynamic?? oh for fuck’s sake. Even his own fiance is waiting anxiously for these two to bang like-

0/10 not Feral OR Morally Unhinged

6. Godmother Fleabag

DEFINITLEY Feral but is too rooted in society’s expectations to truly become morally unhinged. Not sneaky at all, although, major props for being openly horny for the men around her right in front of her own mans. WOULD attend her sexhibition, would NOT attend her wedding.

4/10 Feral, but needs work on Morally Unhinged

5. Carolyn Killing Eve

DEFINTILEY Morally Unhinged but is so put together she’d rather die than be seen as feral. Has a rotating list of lovers, could give a fuck about her kid, and literally spotted some homoerotic tension between her employee and a notorious assassian and was like “checkmate imma use this sapphic situation to spin these bitches and manipulate them into doing my dirty, dirty bidding- just another day at the job.” smokes a fat blunt afterwards to celebrate, too.

5/10 maxed out on Morally Unhinged, will get more points when she finally loses her cool and becomes fully Feral

4. Fleabag Fleabag

now HERE’S some LEGITIMATE HETEROSEXUAL CONFLICT!!!! fleabag’s after a priest!! this is an ACtUAL reason why this straight white duo can’t immediatley be together!! she wants what she can’t have!! a little sexual church tension!! pure sexiness! phoebe knew what she was doing when she cast a humble gay man to play this role- who else could bring such gentleness to the screen!!! KNEEL, BITCH!!!!!! i’ll never get over it.

6/10 fleabag grows as a character but will never lose her edge :’)

3. Villanelle Killing Eve

you’re a fool if you thought she’d come in first. she’s just trying to do her job well! At her core she’s simply a sad lonely gay pisces. gets extra feral points for her little sex & killing stirring the same feelings inside her. Kills for now, but Dream Job is being a stay at home trophy wife who cooks and shops for her wife.

8/10 feral & morally unhinged on the surface but peel back some layers and there’s only unbearable tenderness

2. Eve Killing Eve

ALMOST a first place win for eve. Job? Fuck that. Husband? Fuck that. This bitch is OUT of control!!! she HIRES villanelle even though she has ALL of the resources of MI6 at her fingertips. doesn’t even think TWICE when her boss lets her do it immediatley. not for one second does she pause in think “it’s odd carolyn is letting me do all this could i possibly be being manipulated right now?” HELL NO!!!! she’s completely lost in the sauce. ALSO has mad sex game . bangs her 26 year old co-worker while listening to 26 year old love interest via an earpiece. willing to die for pussy.

9/10 PEAK character development of releasing your inner Feralness and becoming fully unhinged- ladies take note!!!

1. Claire Fleabag

said “let’s go fucking crazy tonight” with such conviction and chaotic energy that it rearranged the chemicals in my brain and i asceneded to become a different person whose third eye was finally open. leaves her husband for a man named klare

10/10 it’s her world and were just living in it