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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail''#ah tumblr...#writeblr#warm up#idk . having trouble writing rn#ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum#i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for#i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" .....#no.... not really.....#idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography#like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days#furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing...#this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey.#idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me.#i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will#actually ever happen#ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum
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Son of Gondor
#kodasea#art#own art#artists on tumblr#2022 art#procreate art#digital artwork#my fanart#lord of the rings#boromir#lord of the rings fanart#I get so emotional over this guy#There's a lot of reasons why Fellowship is my favorite of the movies and Boromir is chief among them#The desperation to save your people#The pressure of knowing you're the favorite of your weak and crumbling father#The one other guy in your company who is a human has no connection to your people and would rather do anything than go near your city#A city literally on the doorstep to hell#Anyway yeah I love this guy. So imperfect in all the right human ways
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#black tumblr#black girl moodboard#black girl fitspo#black girls of tumblr#rings#small business#black owned#earth aesthetic#melanin#pretty#accessories
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"Righteous Tarnished. Become our new lord. A lord not for gods, but for men." 😢
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#Sir Ansbach#Ansbach#Pureblood Knight#Mohgwyn Dynasty#Elden Ring#Shadow of the Erdtree#Elden Ring DLC#Artists on Tumblr#Azotho#doodle#my own art
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i feel like i never draw tim smiling but bb robin tim smiles a lot! (in between angst and tragedy)
brought to you by my continued attempts at figuring out tim’s early robin hair
#dc#sart#tim drake#he’s got smug cat energy and i love him#most of these are referencing moments from tim’s earlier appearances which i /tried/ to track down but they’re like scattered across#like 4 different series and bleh#’tec 365-367 does have Batman and robin fight a villain thru the power of Tim’s mad gaming skills while Jim Gordon gets addicted to video#games in the background#ringing in the new year w my boy 😤#I started this a while ago but got stuck in anatomy hell#are u really an artist if u’ve never stripped downt to ur underwear so u can stand in front of a big mirror#and stare furiously at ur own joints
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On a night of wint'ry fog, the rune of Death was stolen. And the demigods began to fall, starting with Godwyn the Golden.
#elden ring#my own work#morgott the omen king#messmer the impaler#starscourge radahn#miquella the kind#mohg lord of blood#godwyn the golden#malenia blade of miquella#melina#rykard lord of blasphemy#ranni the witch
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he doesn’t like to talk about it
#elden ring#rykard lord of blasphemy#messmer the impaler#rykard#messmer#my art#in my brain their relationship was like rykard thought messmer was really cool because of his curse#rykard might view his curse as a superpower… one that he’d have taken advantage of if he were born with it#but for messmer it causes him a lot of pain both physically and because it drives a wedge between him and his mother#and with rykard’s growing doubts about the golden order he’d ultimately see messmer serving marika as a weakness and he’d be disappointed#and maybe this even influenced rykard’s decision to pursue his own serpent??#to do what messmer should have done and use the serpent’s power to turn against the erdtree#basically like rykard was obsessed with messmer but later realized he wasnt as cool as he thought. sad!
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Sam Hazeldine as Adar - Inside The Rings of Power S2, E8 | The Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power
#dfkjfdsfflskj charlie just chillin in the background waiting for his queue#the personal mvp deserves his own bts set!!#the rings of power#rings of power#trop#rop#sam hazeldine#adar#charlie vickers#sauron#annatar#ropedit#tropedit#ringsofpowerdaily#tolkienedit#a subterranean gif#my gifs
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The Rings of Power ∙ 2x01 || 2x08
#sauron#adar#saudar#trop#tolkienverse#the rings of power#tropedit#tolkienedit#tolkiensource#ringsofpowerdaily#ringsofpowerrealm#winterswake#userkraina#userzil#usermali#usermartanis#userfrodosam#dailyflicks#parallels#my edit#stabbing tw#violence tw#blood tw#death tw#I didn't even notice sauron's little eyebrow raise until I giffed it#like he's thinking 'how does your own medicine taste'
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something absolutely lovely about especially the first half of fellowship is that the hobbits keep meeting random kind helpful strangers - the elves, bombadil, butterbur, aragorn (also farmer maggot and his wife, though they're not strangers) - until the book solidifies in you the feeling that these are not really instances of random luck, but rather the inherent nature of the world. kind people are everywhere, and no matter where you are, there is surely someone closer than you think that would offer help if you needed it. it's such a beautiful theme across all of LOTR, and it's very sweet to me that it starts from the very beginning of the journey, on such a 'small' (comparatively), everyday scale
#it's mine my own my precious#lotr#the lord of the rings#lotr newsletter#gildor#tom bombadil#goldberry#farmer maggot#mrs maggot#barliman butterbur#aragorn
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mom vs dad incantation class
(also no thought… just Marika with her little daughters)
#elden ring#queen marika the eternal#melina#malenia blade of miquella#radagon of the golden order#miquella the unalloyed#albi’s art#idk about you guys but seeing the Light of Miquella and Multilayered Ring of Light incantation in the DLC truly validates#my ??? at Radagon exchanging offensive spells with his kid in the base game while everyone keeps saying it’s harmless frisbee fun 😭#why are you teaching kids spell like that then it balloons into the ones in the DLC 😭#what’s even funnier is the Heal From Afar spell does kinda act like those rings of light but it’s healing spell so maybe Marika does look a#those two throwing projectiles everywhere around the house and kinda develop her own heal spell like that too
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steddie angst where eddie thinks steve won’t hold his hand bc he doesn’t take their relationship seriously, but steve just has a really bad nickel allergy and he just knows eddie’s costume jewelry ass rings would make his hands itchy
#he doesn’t want to ask eddie to take the rings off bc he likes them too much#based off my own nickel allergy#miscommunication for the most stupid of reasons is my favorite trope idc idc#steddie#steve x eddie#steve harrington#eddie munson
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recently i reread a bunch of my favorite sherlock holmes stories (norw my beloved) and felt compelled to create my own diagram for 221B
#sherlock holmes#there are so many great blueprints and maps out there and i thought it would be fun to toss my own hat into the ring#trying to be accurate to what is mentioned in the books#while still allowing for some fun artistic embellishments#was a nice challenge!#i ended up doing lestrades office too but of course you never do see that in canon so it was much more vibes~ based#i am going to color this and spruce it up some but we needed break here before diving back in#since i think the timelapse of this drawing is longer than some feature films 💀💀💀#anyway definitely open these images in a new tab and zoom in if you can bc these are really big
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"O lightless creature… Embrace thine oblivion, as shall I."🐍🔥
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#Messmer#Messmer the Impaler#Elden Ring#Shadow of the Erdtree#Elden Ring DLC#Artists on Tumblr#Azotho#doodle#my own art
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Any time Eddie reaches for Steve's hair, Steve stops him. Whether it's when they're kissing and Eddie wants to bury his hands in it, or something more casual, like when Steve is sitting in front of Eddie while they watch a movie and Eddie idly tries to play with it
The moment Eddie's hands start to stray backwards from Steve's face, or upwards from his shoulders, Steve stops him. He's actually grabbed Eddie's hand midair once
Everyone assumes it's because Steve's hair is Off Limits
It's actually because Eddie keeps forgetting he's wearing his dumbass chunky rings and they once got so tangled in Steve's hair that Eddie had had to slip his fingers out of them before he could actually work them free, and now Eddie isn't allowed to touch Steve's head unless he takes the rings off first
#speaking as someone who used to have long hair and got it tangled in my jewelry more frequently than I'd care to admit#I cringe a tiny bit every time I see pictures of Eddie carding his fingers through his own or Steve's hair while still wearing those rings#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#eddiesteve
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