#no but can you imagine

[yourhighness6]

Saw a shitpost about how the steambabies would be airbenders because of the elements mixing and all I could think was that it was the ultimate ex's revenge

[froggychair05]

Aiden from Minecraft: Story Mode is voiced by Matt Mercer. Ganondorf from Tears of the Kingdom is voiced by Matt Mercer.

I think someone should dub Aiden’s lines over Ganondorf. I think it would be very funny.

[quietwingsinthesky]

cw pick up the phone i have a great idea for making new supernatural content that doesnt involve a terrible s16. have you ever heard of audio dramas-

[topaz-mutiny]

"Is she your favorite" but it's Orym watching Otohan stab Dorian.

[thelov3lybookworm]

No thoughts just imagining bat boys and all my other book boyfriends and husbands walking onto the battle ground with this playing in the back.

no but seriously I've been thinking about this for months so you must too.

[angelcloves]

I love how you say Matt would love Scrappy Doo, he really would! Scrappy is the exact sort of character that Matt would have as his favorite. I've got a fondness for Scrappy myself, I adored the little guy as a kid. I recognize now that he can come off as a bit... obnoxious, but I still believe that he doesn't deserve the sheer amount of hate he gets. I mean, he did save the Scooby Doo franchise from disappearing into obscurity at a time when it's popularity was poor. He deserves credit for that

matt tholomule and scrappy doo are cinematic parallels. in this essay i will

[euphor1a]

You know it’s bad BAD when you get dreams of gose and to-do having a collab and seungkwan spoils something about a “special guest” which later turns out to be jungkook hyung invited by txt for god knows what reason (idk cause there was no explanation provided in my dream)

[tributary]

bro this is latin. someone actually thought latinos speak latin in latin america

[antennatoheaven]

[blackwoolncrown]

I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism

"who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can't help them all!"

You're not the only person they're asking!!!!!

If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others

stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what's giving you paralysis

the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group-- which is the exact answer you're looking for

fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first

you're not god, it's not your job to save everyone

JUST DO SOMETHING

[thebeeper]

now that the ithaca saga is out i'd like to just put it out there that, in the original text, after they reunite odysseus and penelope immediately run off to fuck - obviously (20 years at sea away from your wife call that the wettest dry spell mankind's ever seen). BUT while they're getting all hot and heavy, athena decides to put her owl motif to good use and wingman for odysseus by quite literally holding off the dawn until they're fully satisfied (od. 23.345-248). which is just. what a way to end off one of the greatest pieces of storytelling in human history

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

[retquits]

1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor ���😂

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?