#no but can you imagine

[yourhighness6]

Saw a shitpost about how the steambabies would be airbenders because of the elements mixing and all I could think was that it was the ultimate ex's revenge

[tangerineisms]

ranking my mutuals based on how well i think they give head starting with

[froggychair05]

Aiden from Minecraft: Story Mode is voiced by Matt Mercer. Ganondorf from Tears of the Kingdom is voiced by Matt Mercer.

I think someone should dub Aiden’s lines over Ganondorf. I think it would be very funny.

[quietwingsinthesky]

cw pick up the phone i have a great idea for making new supernatural content that doesnt involve a terrible s16. have you ever heard of audio dramas-

[topaz-mutiny]

"Is she your favorite" but it's Orym watching Otohan stab Dorian.

[thelov3lybookworm]

No thoughts just imagining bat boys and all my other book boyfriends and husbands walking onto the battle ground with this playing in the back.

no but seriously I've been thinking about this for months so you must too.

[angelcloves]

I love how you say Matt would love Scrappy Doo, he really would! Scrappy is the exact sort of character that Matt would have as his favorite. I've got a fondness for Scrappy myself, I adored the little guy as a kid. I recognize now that he can come off as a bit... obnoxious, but I still believe that he doesn't deserve the sheer amount of hate he gets. I mean, he did save the Scooby Doo franchise from disappearing into obscurity at a time when it's popularity was poor. He deserves credit for that

matt tholomule and scrappy doo are cinematic parallels. in this essay i will

[euphor1a]

You know it’s bad BAD when you get dreams of gose and to-do having a collab and seungkwan spoils something about a “special guest” which later turns out to be jungkook hyung invited by txt for god knows what reason (idk cause there was no explanation provided in my dream)

[antennatoheaven]

[blackwoolncrown]

I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism

"who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can't help them all!"

You're not the only person they're asking!!!!!

If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others

stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what's giving you paralysis

the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group-- which is the exact answer you're looking for

fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first

you're not god, it's not your job to save everyone

JUST DO SOMETHING

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

[retquits]

1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

[clarisimart]

you haven't seen your ex in years and you want to show him how over him you are, but oh no, he went from a nerdy out-of-his-depth twunk to action hero GILF (grunkle i'd like to *REDACTED*)

commission info here

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂