#no braincells to be found

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Wolffe: Gregor, can I ask you a question?

Gregor: Shoot

Wolffe, pulling his gun out: Shoot what?

Gregor, deranged from lack of sleep: Uh… the tv?

Wolffe: On it

(Later)

Alpha-17: What happened to the tv?

Cody: Gregor and Wolffe’s single braincell short circuited.

[wannaeatramyeon]

Meeting Lookism Peak... YOU pt 2 (sorta)

Eli Jang (& Hostel)

You arrive at a run down building. It looks sketchy as hell, but the 'free haircuts' sign enticed you. You were already running in the red this month and the thought of a free pampering session sounded good.

A guy comes out to greet you and introduces himself as Eli. He said he goes to J High and needed some more practice to pass his course. Eh fine. His hair looks good so why not.

Fuck this fucking dipshit coMPLETELY FUCKED IT

You clutch at the remaining strands left on your head. "I SAID I WANTED A TRIM WHAT THE FUCK" he looks apologetic and says it would grow back.

"I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS" you screech. Some other people come running. They must have heard the commotion. The fact that most of their hair looks pretty good fills you with rage.

You aim your punch for Eli but the other fuckers come to his aid. If they were going to support his assault on hair and good style then so be it. You'll knock them out too.

Within a minute, their bodies are lying unconscious around you. You were tempted to shave their head and turn it into a wig but no... no, that was too far. Wasn't it?

Vin Jin

Yeah this guy's rap is shit. You didn't really mean to voice it outloud and you feel guilty about that. But then he lunges for you and tries to beat the shit out of you. You don't feel guilty anymore.

His fighting skills are almost as bad as his rapping. It was effortless to dodge his attacks. You punch him in the face, breaking his sunglasses and he falls to the floor unconscious.

Somehow, he still lands with his hands covering his eyes. What a weirdo.

The blonde girl watching comes over and sighs. You thought you recognised her as his friend but she didn't come over to help him at all. She gives you a slight nod and drags his body away.

Vin's ego is too fragile to let this go. He challenges you to a fight again but makes sure he has his goggles (and back up goggles) this time.

It doesn't make a difference. You still kick his ass.

Workers - Xiaolong (with Ryuhei as a bystander)

You're not sure how you manage to somehow wander into this VIP area but a man with braids halts you.

"Hey I'm just trying to find the bathroom!"

"Don't be a dick, I'm desperate"

You try to dodge round him but he whips out this big fuck off weapon. Fucking bouncers and their fucking power trips.

You begin to fight, he was no match but you didn't have time to drag it out and you didn't mind dirty tricks now and then.

You go to debilitate him with a swift kick to the balls when... hold on. This wasn't what you expected. You didn't make the impact you wanted but your kick was still enough to hurt. He goes down like a sack of shit clutching his groin area.

"You..." You were confused though. "You've got no dick??"

Braids guy looks up at you and just whimpers "fuck you"

"WHAT?!" A blonde guy in a Zo mask grabs both your attention. He overheard you both and collapses in a fit of laughter. "Fucking.... Xiaolong..." He wheezes "no... dong"

Braids guy aims his huge, throbbing weapon at blondie instead. "I can't use my dick cos I don't have one. What's your excuse."

[sinningsquire]

Hux worked late.

Again.

[gaykey]

"Yall petty as fuck" are these people 12? This company can not legally promote an artist under a different company. Not everything has to be some intricate conspiracy smear campaign. What's this armybrained behavior

they're literally so stupid 😭😭😭😭 taemin solo award noms, are to be promoted under bpm lmaoooooo, which is where he is signed for solo activitiiiiies!!!!!

i'm not saying sm not petty as hell - but in this instance they're not.

[zombiequeenblog]

I bought two books today which I already own and now I have to go back and return them I am so goddamn dumb

[gatoburr0]

As someone who’s always been raised by a lesbian mother this happens more often than I thought.

[officialmiintee]

wind breaker time! Bofurin first years !!

[raepliica]

(road trip gone wrong)

(+other doodles)

waiter! waiter! more trigun polycule please!!!

[gunsatthaphan]

"I'm thirsty."

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Fox, deadpan: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Rex, on his last nerve: Well I’ll tell you my secret vod. I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say everything is gonna be okay. But I’m lying. And I don’t how much longer I can do it  

[afraidparade]

Is the next itsybitsyghost comic coming soon?

i have no idea how soon anything is coming unfortunately lolol, that’s just how it is with my current work schedule

your timing is really impeccable however, i wasn’t going to post this anywhere because it was just a quick messy thing i made to send to pike + it’s technically past a plot point that hasn’t happened yet, but here’s a comic i scribbled last night before bed. basically what life (and unlife) would be with the three of them after avery and robin are able to actually see lam

[kitamars]

pretty expressive huh

[hdra77]

happy (kinda late) downpour anniversary!! i dont have much motivation so i made them do the loaf on ms paint! its pretty rushed but ehh its finnneee heres some zoomed in versions

wait whats the white thing--

oh

[canisalbus]

Do the modern AU boys have a favorite movie or show (or genre of media) they watch together? I imagine they curl up together on a couch or something with a glass of wine or something and just watch Spanish soap operas together and decompress.

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[soraya-snape]

There was this HP creator on TikTok that I was starting to really like. But then she said that “Snape is not a good guy (OK kinda agree but the way she said it sounded more like “he is a bad or even really bad guy” which is obviously not true) and that he only tried to save Harry which was the least he could do” and this is the part where I was like?!?!?!

He might have started off only trying to save Harry (actually Lily at first) but then he actually tries to save the whole wizarding world. Like remember that time he told Dumbledore “Lately only those I couldn't save.” or when he tried to save Lupin at the beginning of DHp1 or told Phineas Niggelus Black to not call Hermione a mud blood. And let's not forget how he spied for Dumbledore during the first and second war, which is definitely more than the least he could do. I could go on but I think people with enough braincells get that he was not just trying to save that one boy but actively going against Voldemort's values and also kinda his own (or at least the once he was taught as a kid/teen). And like the example with Lupin shows also protecting those who, from his perspective might not deserve his help (considering Remus was a bystander at his bullying who actually had the power and the duty to stop it and also while mostly being civil towards Snape in later years still made his life extremely hard [I still love Remus but let's not ignore his flaws]).

Yes maybe he was a cruel teacher even bully to some of his students (we actually canonically only know of the trio and Neville) but at the same time also beloved and admired by some (mainly Slytherin but considering how badly they were treated by almost everyone else I actually think it's good of Snape to favour them especially considering what he went through during school simply because he was Slytherin. If you have a problem with that, perhaps you should complain first about everyone mistreating the Slytherins before complaining about someone treating them nicely, even if it is unfair). 

But besides that his position in the second war (and also the end of the first one) on the good side is clear and not only to save Harry but also everyone he simply could save. And if you don't see it, maybe you should get your eyes checked, or I don't know...

[beaulesbian]

kiku getting the first row to luffy and zoro understanding each other on the same wavelength

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