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Ponder my chorb
#chorb (chicken orb)#scenes from my wizard tower#winry the most leghorn ever#live laugh leghorn#my feather babies#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#chickenblr#birdblr#birds#i offer to read your fortune but when i pull the cloth off my crystal ball it's this underneath#she says your fortune is give her treats or your face shall be bitten
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Masterpost Next
I read this post by @diushek and I have been inspired.
Their post and mine aren't really all that related save for parts of the premise, but still, I'm thankful for the inspiration so I'd like them to get attention.
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Shen Yuan as a spider demon(?).
In his last life, since he had a lot of free time, he, of course, dove headfirst into webnovels. But, he also grew up fixing his little sister's toys and had found out that he enjoys sewing. He was rather sickly, so it wasn't like he had much else to do.
So, he learned how to fix dolls, then design clothes for dolls. Then, he designed and made a dress for his meimei to wear for a school play, and he's spiraled out of control since.
He especially went wild while reading PIDW. Airplane was so neglectful while describing clothes, so of course, he had to design what he thought they would look like!! And, if it just so happened people would spend money to buy his outfits for their professional make and relative historical accuracy, sure!
Then PIDW ends terribly, Shen Yuan writes his last hate post, and he essentially dies from rage (his already weak heart couldn't beat properly in the end).
And the next time he's aware of himself, he's sitting neatly in the center of a well-woven web.
He can't see very well, but he can feel vibrations all over the place. He'd thought to put on his glasses, but couldn't seem to...put them on. Somehow, he knew they weren't around.
He also knows that he's quite terribly hungry.
So, he doesn't think twice when he feels a vibration in his web and he crawls over to a struggling creature. He can feel the qi coming from it, whatever it is. But that doesn't matter for now. It's just food.
And he's hungry.
So he injected his prey and began to slurp up the remains.
This continues for an indeterminate amount of time. Making webs, catching and consuming prey, moving to new areas when he decided the area was getting too crowded or was unsuitable. The more plants he finds, the more he appreciates the environment, and he tends to stick around them longer until he must move.
A little ticking clock in the back of his head seems to tell him he should be dead. That his life was extending beyond its usual limits.
However, that wasn't really something he cared too much about. Instead, if he wasn't trying to sate his deep, nearly endless hunger, there wasn't much else he cared to do. Not even the thought of reproducing enticed him.
Though, a part of him was bored. If he had something to read, that would be nice, but he had nothing. So, he'd just have to mull over a story he remembers from somewhere, a hateful little thing that, despite all its faults and failures, drags back into his mind once more.
At least playing around with plants helped a bit, moving the seeds and testing the soil with thin limbs and senses beyond anything a human has.
Some time later, he finds a little cavern with strong qi. He decides that would be nice to stay in since the plants around it are plentiful and full of energy, and he makes it his home. He connects the various webs he makes to his home web, able to feel the pull and location of each web to hunt, capture, and take it back to a much safer, more secure place.
He finds his mind becoming a bit clearer the longer he stays there. Eventually, he even finds that his eyesight is getting better as well. Although he was perfectly fine feeling through vibrations, the colors around him are quite interesting as well.
Eventually, one day, he feels something pull on one of his webs. As usual, he goes out to wrap it up. But, as he approaches his prey, it calls out to him.
"Wait! Wait! Please spare me!!"
Shen Yuan pauses. If he tries to focus his vision a bit...the form of this prey looks a bit human, doesn't it? Huh. When did humans get so small? He could've sworn they were bigger before.
"Please, I just... I just wanted the fruit!!"
The fruit...ah. Yes, he'd included a few nearby trees in his web at some point. Hadn't they just been little branches? Hm. Time sure does fly.
Shen Yuan focuses his blurry vision on the being in his web. Indeed, it seems to be human. A man, if he recalls...yes. A grown human male.
Humans... He thinks of them neutrally. Humans are not exclusively good or evil, but some tend to act more one way or another. In the end, they're just another animal trying to survive and live well.
However, that shouldn't come at the expense of stealing his fruit! He eats those because they're tasty! He brought the seeds with him when he moved from his last place and he planted them himself. They're his plants...his trees! No one else had the right to take from it.
Apparently, he lets some of this thought out, a whithery, faint hiss singing from between his fangs.
"Thieeeef..."
"I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! Please, let me go, and I won't come here ever again!"
Hmmh. Not likely. If a human came this far, then it was possible there was some sort of issue with their own food. Couldn't the humans tell that he owned this area? Well...he did hide his webs well so prey could fall into his traps.
Even so, he doesn't think there's a village or anything close to this place, so this human was likely desperate enough to come out and pursue the fruit from his trees to eat. What was more likely was that the human would wail about his presence and bring trouble back with him.
So, he had a few options.
1. Release the human foolishly and wait for them to encroach on his domain.
2. Eat the human, then wait to see if anyone would come looking for him. This would possibly lead to more problems.
3. Let the human take a fruit, to make them indebted to him...but he can't just do that out of kindness. Humans could try to take advantage of him, or maybe hunt him anyway.
4...
Equivalent exchange. Bartering. If he sets this up as something where he and the humans mutually benefit while keeping the humans indebted to him, perhaps they would be less likely to see him negatively. They would also maintain a healthy fear of him.
Goodness, he was coming up with such good ideas just from encountering a single human. Perhaps associating with them a little wouldn't be so bad.
"...Free you. Fruit...but. Paaaay..."
The man trembled in his web. It was getting rather difficult to resist eating him. Such squirming enticed his senses.
"P-Pay? Pay how??"
"...Stoooory."
The man stumbles and mutters, but eventually, he starts telling a story from his village. It's just some sort of child's tale.
Even so, it's not boring.
"Hmm... Poor quality..."
The man starts pleading again as he approaches, but his pleas quiet as he, instead of wrapping him up, starts untangling the human.
"The main character...no personalityyy. Milquetoast. The princess. Even more flat. No motivation. Cookie-cutter character. The bear. Foolish. No protective instiiiinct. Elementary. 2/10."
He ends his critique while placing a webbed bag of fruit in the man's hands.
"Begone."
The human obeys.
And just as Shen Yuan expected, that same web triggers just a few days later.
This time, it's a human female. She's not as tangled in the web as the man was, having stopped fighting as much early on.
She has two heartbeats, but is terribly thin. The human male had been quite thin as well. Why?
"Lord Spider, this lowly woman is sorry... Please, may this one...tell you a story?"
"Hmm..."
Shen Yuan settles down, curling his limbs close, and waits.
She tells a story that's better than the one the male told him. Her heart skips and jumps at points, especially when the main character—a woman this time—experiences hardship. This is quite clearly a story close to her heart.
It's full off happiness and grief. A marriage collapsing from the death of her lover, and a family who refused to support her for being barren. She fights and fights and fights, and carves a place for herself. Just when she thinks she's found happiness, a tragedy strikes. A famine. And she, having exhausted everything she had, dies.
"Hmm... Interesting. Bold protagonist. Hardyyyy. Faces a dogfight world. Should ask for heeeelp. Husband. Tragic. Death too soooon. Loved the main character. Left her behind. Family. Cruuuuel. Mindless. Women are not jusssst for breeding.
"Hmm. 7/10. Too sad, realistic still."
He adds some grasses with wisps of qi coming from it to her bundle.
"What is this?" she asks.
"For the baaaaaby."
She seems to startle at that, though he's not sure why.
"...Thanking Lord Spider."
She leaves before he has to tell her to go.
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After that, humans become a regular enough visitor that he leaves a string with leaves on the end for them to call for him. Surely, they're stuck getting caught in his webs. More importantly, he's tired of having to rearrange them every time. They really leave his webs a tangled mess.
As the season warms further, they come with more stories. Many are quite terrible and not worth his time. He gives them fruit regardless, because at least they have staved off his boredom.
They've decided on calling him Lulin Zhizhu (绿林之主 - lǜlín zhī zhǔ - Lord of the Green Forest). Or, simply, Zhizhu.
Apparently, his webs were keeping the villagers safe? The food he'd been catching had a taste for human flesh (not that he didn't, but still), so by eating, he had been helping them without intending to. That apparently made him more reverent to them, and they put more effort into their stories based on how he rated them.
Fan Zhenzhen (范蓁蓁 - Fàn Zhēnzhēn), the second human who told him a story, quickly became one of his favorites. She told the best stories, real ones, that brought back emotions he felt had been taken over by instinct for a long while. He wouldn't say he treated her better, but he did make sure to cultivate more of the grass for the child growing within her.
The humans steadily grew stronger and meatier...perhaps tastier, but he'd lose his stories if he ate them. Eventually, whatever blight affected their village abated a bit, and they could once again start growing their own food.
Instead of abandoning him, they brought him some of the food as an offering.
"Hmm...famine," he murmured, his way of speech having improved from socializing. "The sickness. Still in the fields."
"Sickness?" a farmer asked.
"Yes. The plants, victim to illness. They will not grow well." He leaves for a moment to get something. It seems they learned his habits, as they're still waiting when he returns. He drops another plant he cultivated within the realm of his webs. "Crush these. Spread them. The fields and the water."
The farmer and his offspring bow low to the ground. "Thanking Zhizhu for his wisdom!"
The offerings they bring after that show markable improvement, and the name they gave him sticks even harder.
Of course, they continue to tell him stories, as that's the most important thing they can give him. He becomes quite settled with hearing them speak and starts to absentmindedly weave little things related to the stories they tell him.
At this, Fan Zhenzhen approaches with another idea, her stomach rounding out with child.
"Zhizhu, this lowly one apologizes for being impertent. As the days grow colder, this feeble woman fears the chill of winter more than the hunger of famine. For her next story, may she instead receive some of your silk?"
"Silk...for clothes."
"Yes, if this lowly one may ask of Zhizhu."
"Hmm... Tell the story."
So she does. As with the others, it too delves into the life of the main character, who is now a powerful figure in her village for her ability to weave. Her weaving helped the villagers trust the nearby forest god, who was frightening but gracious, wild yet magnanimous. She talks about how the character was once sold by her family to be a maid elsewhere, and how she's learned to survive and come up to her current position.
As she does, Shen Yuan eyes her. The vibrations from her voice gives him a good view of her body and shape. He unconsciously, mindlessly, weaves a coat for her.
It's thin. Surely not enough to stave off winter's chill. So, when she finishes and he gives his rating, he gives her both the thread she requested and the thin coat.
It is, according to her, magnificently beautiful. In turn, Shen Yuan can't help but feel a little puff of pride in his abdomen.
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Ah...this is getting longer than I meant lol
I'll make another post soon.
#spider shen yuan#static writes#dp writes#svsss#shen yuan#i just like making him into a creature#i keep creaturifying him lol#he was a type of orb weaver#but he lived longer than usual and became able to sense qi#so now he's much more enhanced#this process happens over many years he just doesn't know that#all I'll say for now is that he has lived longer as a spider than he has as a human at this point#au post 1
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Currently having this issue with eyes. Driving me nuts.
why aren't there more synonyms for 'door'
i'm not talking about a metaphorical door, i mean an honest to god physical door. door, doorway, doorknob, doorjamb, if i write door one more time i am going to lose it.
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gale is just like me in the sense that he’s a chronic yapper who loves deeply and has a somewhat unreliable moral compass and some kind of poorly concealed god complex but also because at the first minor inconvenience he can and will threaten to kill himself
#sometimes gale has zero reaction (approval/disapproval) for amoral acts that the party would normally react to#which is real of him#but also its fun to mess with him post netherese orb reveal#tease him by saying he was Ok in bed and he goes “oh. alright. what if i killed myself. what then”#hes just like me fr#some of his lines are a bit staggering because of that actually because i know ive said similar stuff before#in particular ��i question the wisdom of that decision buuut so be it :/”#i love him#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#bg3 gale#bg3 gale dekarios#baldur's gate#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate iii#baldur's gate iii#baldur's gate gale#baldurs gate 3 gale#the wizard of waterdeep
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Pondering the orb

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009
#bros asking the orb for a seat#everyone say in the comments which pilot we should vote out survivor style so we can keep Franco#I fear I’ve grown so attached#I can’t stop drawing him in Argentine colors#I love u blue and white color scheme#I love you subtle homage to a drivers home country or childhood#franco colapinto#fc43#williams racing#williams formula 1#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#annie’s art#f1 art#formulanni#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart
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its the negative rizz
#okubade#oczy#badeni#chi chikyuu no undou ni tsuite#orb on the movements of the earth#whatever but oczy encompasses this meme so were going here!!!!!#was tempted to pull badeni saying HUH again in the 2nd one but i feel like it doesnt exactly fully fit#also oczy's entire FORGIVE ME FOR BEING BORN A LOWLY PERSON FORG that too#you can imagine those in line here as well tbh i will not complain#yukira draws
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🔵🔴ORB CAMEO!!🔴🔵
George and Jayden finally find out about Orbwin and Chorb and make up their own irl Orb names!
I got this cameo as a gift from @im-perfectly-normal-about-this and I absolutely love it! It's so fun how silly they are with the orb names <3
#i've said it before but I'll say it again here - thank you so much for this Kevin!! <3#this is the best thing ever#so obviously i need to share this absolute gem with the rest of the fandom#never thought i'd get jumpscared by George shouting Kevin's name but here we are#i feel like they're losing braincells with every cameo they do and I love that for us#also i adore how much fun they're having with this request!#the way they're just cracking up when reading the orb names is everything to me#and Georb and Jorbden?#yes. perfect.#they're so funny#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#jayden revri#edwin payne#george rexstrew#orbwin and chorb#georb and jorbden#gameoden#save dead boy detectives
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moodboard for when you are watching orb on the movements of the earth:







#so that ep14 huh.................................#let me just say. i aint never let out a literal small scream of terror before 👍#my good friend danny last week after reading the entirety of the manga in one sitting: yeah its much rougher than trimax#me: hah.... surely you jest#me today: ..... i see there were no jesting in that#i need to smoke an entire pack + listen to the op 50 times brb#chi chikyuu no undou ni tsuite#chi: chikyuu no undou ni tsuite#orb: on the movements of the earth#chi
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percyposting once again
#id in alt text#my art#cr#cr1#critical role#the legend of vox machina#percy de rolo#anna ripley#cw gun#cw blood#yeah. snapshot of what my brain has been like these past few weeks#[twirls hair] hii percy anon i hope u like these :}#forgot to actually add the dialogue in but in the death orb airship one hes saying#'ive had another one of those terrible ideas i get on occasion'
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Kurt Russell as R.J. MacReady THE THING (1982) dir. John Carpenter
#the thing#the thing 1982#r j macready#kurt russell#filmedit#horroredit#scifiedit#mine#a macready gifset? on tumblr dot com? groundbreaking.#<-this is all to say that these scenes have been giffed 7397493849 times before in far more gorgeous detail#but I'm throwin these in the tag anyway. bc we should all ponder our orbs about him from time-to-time#I played around w/colors on these and I'm kinda digging the blue#obsessed w/the fact that universal was leery about hiring kurt russell for this part bc he was ''too young and pretty'' fhsdjfhdsjhfdsjhfd#incredible. valid concerns. he was indeed v young and v pretty here#to use my previous tags:#macready if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out#please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when I’m free#guy of all time truly
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IT'S ME I'M CHI. FANS OH MY GOODNESS THEY DID IT AGAIN UGHUUHG I CANT WITH THIS IT'S TOO UREGEIOGJEHFSGSHER
#orb on the movements of the earth#chi chikyuu no undou ni tsuite#random saying#ITS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SAD AND PROFOUND#yes the ending also has a new updated scene at the very end#lucky i watched till the very end#WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEXT WEEK IS THE LAST ONE#NOOOO I DONT WANT TO PART#I STILL WANT TO GO INSANE EVERY WEEK#orb spoilers
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sad boy hours once again
#i love how other people draw lucifer's angel design the high collared robe is so cute ^^#hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel fanart#lucifer morningstar#i was thinking the three orbs are him charlie and lilith '3'#drawing wings is hard cant say i did super well with them bgusbgkh
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Look at the beautiful mf orbs on these idiots. Fr out here with sea glass for eyes what
#how does one achieve this#I know they've all got those peircing blue orbs but they look tinged green in these?#its so pretty#I said space buns iii was the end of me but their pretty eyes are the final blow#like whatever you want man I ain't saying no to a guy with gorgeous ass orbs#sleep token#st#mel's rambles#iii#iii sleep token#iv#iv sleep token#worshitposting
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#azurill#this thing is always portrayed as so fuckin sad#baby#bald#i'd say it's both of them. bc the blue orb on top. looks bald. it's an image of their tail but like. it Looks like they're peeled#either way i dunno why this thing is always so sad. and then it being always so sad makes so much misfortune come their way#i.e. pmd sky. but i guess they did get that free apple from the kecbros. which i always remember#considering how kecleon is always portrayed in other contexts and especially in the fandom context#which is that. they're greedy capitalists or whatever. and yet in the very beginning of the game they give azurill a free apple#lest we forget. that‚ and they'll buy literally anything you try to sell them that isn't like. an unborn child#terrible business decision? yeah. but very kind? absolutely
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Thinking thoughts about Tozers thick accent and by extent asked myself: Was it a thing back in Victorian England that regional accents/dialects were so pronounced that you couldn't understand one another? I mean Scottish always has been it's own beast I guess but apart from that?
I know that up until WW2 regional accents/dialects in Germany were VERY distinct, you had to learn "high german" (modern standard german) at school, your dialect WAS your mother tongue (I mean southern dialects are still a big deal today, if you go to the rural areas dont ask me what they're saying bc I have no idea that's between them and god)
So was it really like,, 130 men crammed together on a ship barely being able to understand one another or was there more of a widespread "working class" accent/dialect being spoken that ppl learned over time? I mean ofc they could understand commands and ship lingo but the rest??
#could i just look this up on the internet? maybe#but i wanna ponder the orb (ppl in my tumblr replies)#the terror#the terror amc#frogger says stuff
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Celebratory doodles because Wheatley came home last night 🎉🎉🎉
#babys first time whaling#worth 👍#dont try this at home im a simp ok#i call the thing either orb or wheatley#hc that wrio calls it flo#and it acts like mehrak for kaveh#you cant make me say otherwise#lyss' sketch#genshin impact#genshin fanart#wriothesley#sigewinne#fontaine
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