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Can I beat the wet cat allegations in any of my lives challenge
Jonathan Sims Martin Blackwood
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Aiden: hey wanna play 20 questions?
Ash: sure why not
Ash: what's your favourite color?
Aiden, hyperfocused: triangle. My turn; do you love me?
#incorrect quotes#sbg#school bus graveyard webtoon#school bus graveyard#sbg (webtoon)#aiden clark#ashlyn banner#aidlyn#aiden x ashlyn#omfgggg can i shut tf up#no i cannot
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Basaari is a Warden.
WHYYYYYYY was there no Warden option here?
IMO, I love this game a whole lot but very rarely through the Siege of Weisshaupt did I truly feel like the game considered me a Warden who was there, risking it all with my brethren, with actual skin in the actual game. One throwaway line in ambient dialogue with Davrin was truly not enough.
Sometimes I think I'd love to get a glimpse of what landed on the cutting room floor.
#da4#datv#dav spoilers#veilguard#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#siege of weisshaupt#rook#dragon age rook#my oc#basaari thorne#warden it be nice to feel like a warden?#bad pun#I can do better#no i cannot
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Sid Crosby + 😈
send me a player and an emoji for a moodboard (open)
#sidney crosby#i could be yuor devil.. or youre angle#can i resist making everything about the BoP?#no i cannot#emoji moodboards#offseason shenanigans#2/3#so many questions here#who is the false idol#him? hockey?#and is the devil in the room with us right now#as well as#to whom do the myriad digital eyes belong#fun !!!
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Please don't ask me to change the sexuality of my OC's. I will ignore you ✌🏾
#have already gotten a few people asking me if i could make Canna interested in men#and the answer is no#no i cannot#because i made him to cater toward women who love femboys#and that's what he's gonna stay#male oc#femboy#femboy oc#canna lowelle
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Could you draw nurse Fanny from the flashback in Operation Maurice?? If you’d like!
Drawing the lil lineless rachels were so fun ngl xkbejx
Ty for the request!!!
#KND#codename: kids next door#kids next door#fanny fulbright#numbuh 86#rachel mckenzie#numbuh 362#moonbabes#(can i rlly not make a fanny post without squeezing in a little moonbabes????) no#no i cannot#six's art#six's thingies
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so i'm not completely confident in my phoenix portrayal ( and unfortunately i dont think i ever will ) HOWEVER COMMA he is my baby boy and i love him and if i'm a little bit canon divergent then who will stop me. capcom? i think not
#* . ✦ . ˚ ooc ˗ˏˋ out of court ˎˊ˗#you might be asking me where are the divergencies. can you list them#no i cannot#they come and go as i please#i dont know phoenix he's just some guy that lives in my head and doesnt pay rent
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MARISSA MEYER’S HEARTLESS BOOK HAS A MUSICAL??!?!!!!?! THERES A MUSICAL?!?? A WHOLE ASS STUDIO RECORDING??!??!! ON SPOTIFY FOR FREE?!??!!! FOR A MERE MORTAL AS I?!??! AND I CAN LISTEN TO IT AND SOB!??!!
I literally cannot process this I have never been this incredibly delighted it’s like Christmas and my Birthday and Easter and Thanksgiving and every holiday mashed into one I cannot describe how happy I am right now I can’t I literally I can’t I literally what how no I can’t literally i-
#how can it be Monday I need to lay down and listen to the whole thing immediately#like#no i cannot#marissa meyer#heartless#I’m so happy#I might actually cry
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a problem i have sometimes is i want to explain how i see kris as putting up personas and fractures of self to protect a really vital core to their sense of self and identity, becoming the knight and kris-the-hero and the prankster weird kid and the quiet good kid and so on to obscure the truth, but every time i try wording it i remember the best terminology i have for it and refuse to inflict it on y'all
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WIP Wednesday (11/13/2024)
Universe: Lindbow Kink Club (Original Universe)
Working Title: Take the Reins, #Take The Reins WIP
Rating: Explicit (eventually) Snippet CW: Mention of alcohol.
Synopsis: I'm still figuring that out. I'm writing in the universe I mentioned building here, based on Tacked Up (and by proxy, Dragon's Kinktober 2024 piece that goes with it).
AKA: Something something denying yourself is stupid because it just ends up hurting everyone around you and you're miserable? Embracing your true self is good? Something something something not all kink-based relationships are romantic and/or sexual. It's my sandbox, I'm going to play in it.
AKA AKA: I had like 3 scraps of stories that weren't going anywhere and so I'm throwing them in this soup to see what comes of it. 🤷♀️
Divider courtesy of @/cafekitsune
“You should come with us to Lindbow some time.”
Rowan narrows her eyes at Elliot, idly swirling her cider as she ponders his proposition. The bubbles twinkle, reflecting the patio lights as they pop against the surface. “Why?”
“Because, it’d be fun!” Paige answers for him, leaning in with her hand on Rowan’s leg. Her smile’s infectious, and she gestures excitedly. “Dress up, wear that slinky silk number you have, spice things up a little! Maybe find you a cute boytoy to go home with! Or girl." Her brow wrinkles as she ponders the options before brightening up again. "Oooh! Or both! Both is good.”
Elliot reaches out to take his wife’s glass by the top as she waves her hands around, entreating Rowan to join them in their escapades. He presses a gentle kiss to her temple before relinquishing the glass back to her. She takes it greedily, holding the bowl with both hands and grinning with flushed cheeks as she takes a sip. She snuggles in against Elliot’s broad chest, tipping her face up to receive a soft kiss from him.
The patio fireplace flickers, propane fueled flames twisting in the gentle breeze.
Rowan pretends to be considering the offer by staring at her cider, watching the inverted flames dance in the liquid. Really, she’s stalling, hoping Paige’s flighty nature leads them down another topic of conversation before she has to answer.
#gemma writes stories#Take the Reins WIP#Kink Fiction#WIP Wednesday#Paige is me inebriated - affectionate yet easily distracted#Gemma can you finish one story before you begin another?#No I cannot#We're flinging spaghetti in the kitchen today lads#seein' what sticks to the waaaaaaaaalllll
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Peoples with bird wingsss
i would love to have wings lol
#art#traditional art#mechanical pencil#pencil#oc art#oc#fizzidrawsstuff#yes i can draw#can i draw good??#no#no i cannot
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Can u drz w no ah tdi can u draw notdi can u draw noa h tdi can u draw 😝😝
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everton and preston both knocked out of the energy drink cup
now i can rest
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My brain: So I'm daydreaming about this scene. It's perfect. It's flawless. I know every detail and every line
Me: So if I sit down and open Google Docs I can write the scene right
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