#no I absolitely Should Not

[blujayonthewing]

the problem with binging a webcomic is that it makes me think in comic format, which makes me think completely unhinged things like "I should make a comic about [x]"

[rzyraffek]

can you do more bathing headcanons 😭😭 last ones were adorable!!!!!!!

Tell me with whom shall I write for😭😭😭 anon theres soso many slashers and I wanna give you ones you like the most 😭😭 but imma let that slide today😈😈😈

Sfw, they/them, Requests open

Bathing with slashers part2

Yautja

Hot-boiling water

Guy has no shame, won't cover any parts of his body or blush. Nothing

Babygrill doesnt see anything sexual/sexy in bathing so yall will have wonderful time just vibing (and melting due to water temperature)

Expect nuzzles, purring, playing with s/o hair, complements

Also he has huge bathtub so yall can chill just laying in water no problem

Oh babe pls wash his locks(the hair thingies i dont remeber name of) guy will be in absolite bliss

Bo Sinclair

Besite will S T A R E (also im not suprised if s/o will stare too Bros pretty

Will probably make some weird comments, but nothing more really

He just wants to relax in warm water with his love

Will say a lot of complements too!

He loves when s/o massages him

Dominic (from the Dare)

Guy would cover his eyes and turn tomato, i mean he doesnt mind really! Hes just nervous

He has no clue what to do?? Should he hold them??? Eee maybe do lil splash??? Eee HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO😭

His bathtub is probably smol anyways so yall are probably very close to eachother anyways

Tbh he probably has lake near house and he goes there to refresh, his house looks stinky, clean it sometimes bro

S/o helps him shave too, he seems like he would usually cuthimself accidently

Will bite ya😈😨

Xenomorph(platonic)

Those will be more like "trying to bathe your stinky xenomorph friend/pet"

Not sure if he needs air to breath?

Will love bath time, will almost drown s/o lol

Loves bubbles and bath bombs, they make him feel goofy

No, dont eat bathbomb

Whole bathroom will be wet cuz he is moving around the whole room like crazy

Guy from Hush

Still no clue what his name is😍😍😍 and idk if i wanna know, cuz im going to be disapointed if its some basic name like "jake" or "mark"😔 (update: apparently he has no name)

He will bite and tickle them

Also this guy needs good bath, he walks around Forest for hours, not only hes probably cold but also has many bugs on him

Wants s/o to lay on him or give him smooches

He looks like wet dog

[mun-urufu]

I should die

ABSOLITELY NOT

[lazyneonrabbitt]

Anyway I can request a Lip/Reader/Carmy imagine about the reader being pregnant (and of course the guys don’t care who’s baby it is because they’re all in a relationship together so they’re in this together regardless of who’s it is) and the guys helping her through a really complicated pregnancy?

Okay this one got LONG. I'm absolitely terrified of getting pregnant so there's a whole lot of anxiety in this one.

CW: unplanned pregnancy and all its horrors, anxiety and medication, mentions of childbirth and c-sections.

The second you saw those two lines appear you spiraled. Both of the boys being at work leff enough room in the quiet appartment for your mind to start screaming at you.

Who's was it? Would you have to get it checked? Before or after the baby was born? Should you even keep it? You didn't plan this. What if they fought over who was the father?would either of them leave if they learned the baby was the other's?

You went to bed, not caring about anything you were supposed to do that day. You only wanted sleep. You eventually passed out after crying for god knows how long.

Your boys were going on a grocery run after work so they came home together, both carrying bags inside, only to be welcomed by the sound of the TV and half eaten breakfast on the coffee table. You were nowhere to be seen but your shoes and bag were at the door so you had to be home.

It was Lip's years of living with his family that set off his instincts to go find you ASAP. "Go put the freezer stuff away. I'll go see if I can find her." Carmen agreed and took the extra bags to put the frozen goods away quickly while Lip went straight for the shower, checking the tub, shower cabin and around the corner at the toilet. No sight of you so he moved to the guest bedroom where you would often be digfing through old items, sorting them out and organizing to keep your mind busy, mayne you had just forgotten the time. But you weren't there either so he almost ran into the bedroom where you were curled up underneath messy blankets. Your phone on the floor with an empty nox of tissues, the contents of which were all over the place.

"Yo Bear. Over here, now." Lip's voice summoned him in an instant, panic clear in his eyes as he stared at Lip for an answer.

They both stepped closer and sat down on either side of the bed. Carmen carefully climbed over to sit closer to you, moving quietly so he wouldn't wake you when his hand landed on something underneath the blankets, pushing them aside to take the item off the bed.

"Oh fuck, Lip.." He held up the item for him to see. The oh so familiar white stick in the other's hand spiked all kinds of emotions, snatching the thing to take a closer look.

A positive pregnancy test sat between his fingers. He ran a hand down his face with a deep sigh and stood up. "You wake her up, I'm calling the clinic." And with that he turned to walk out the door. "Lip!" Carmen whisper-yelled to get him to stay. "How about we talk to her first before making her decisions, huh?" Carmen waa clearly angry, but he was also right. Lip's past hadn't been too kind when it came to unplanned pregnancies and he wasn't planning to go through that shit again, but you were all adults, in a healthy relationship, with stable jobs and proper income now, so talking was step one now.

Carmen's movement had stirred you awake, blinking the sleep from your eyes and stretching before sitting up and taking in your surroundings. Carmen sat beside you with a hand on your blanket covered leg and Lip stood at the end of the bed with a nervous leg bouncing against the other, brows raised in question and holding something out in his hand. When you realised what it was the panic returned tenfold. Tears flowing freely and your breathing becoming irregular as the questions from earlier haunted your mind again.

"Sweetheart, calm down. We're not mad okay? We just want to talk about it." You were cuddled into Carmen's side, sniffling and wiping your eyes. "He's mad.." you hiccuped as you averted Lip's gaze. Carmen immediately reassured you that he wasn't and keeping his eyes locked on the other boy. Lip got the hint and came over to sit with you, placing the test on your nightstand and laid down to hug you both. "We'll do this together. Whatever you decide to do, we're supporting you."

You stayed like that for a while untill you were all calmed down again and getting hungry.

You collectively decided on ordering in, sat around the coffee table sharing the large order of chinese food. Lip called it comfort food, Carmen said celebratory dinner. Which led to the inevitable conversation to be had.

You shared ebery little concern and anxiety inducing thought with them and so did Lip, opening up to Carmen about his life and the comment he made earlier. Carmen listened to you both and after what felt like years of talking about plans, options, money and anything that would come with having a child you collectively decided to keep it.

Which led the three of you to your first appointment, first ultrasound and many, many nights of you being plagued by nightmares followed by puking up your insides, failing to go back to sleep and lots of anxiety.

Both boys did anything and everything for you, but the stress and constant anxiety the pregnancy was causing you was getting dangerously close to harming the baby's development.

During that first dinner talk you told them that the whole pregnancy thing terrified you but their support had made you feel a lot more comfortable with the idea, despite all the horror stories that had scared you away from even ever letting Lip fuck you without a condom in college even when you were on birth control.

At the hospital you got called into the nurse's room for your next appointment. Today was another ultrasound day, with a checkup on your mental health now that you were given medication to calm your head and supplements to make sure the baby would get all the needed nutrients.

"So, are you the momma's brothers?" The nurse's question came out of nowhere and caught them off guard, not having an answer fast enough so she kept the questions going. "You know we get multiple girls here who don't remember how they got pregnant. There's no shame in not knowing who the father is."

"It's either of us, actually." Carmen shot at the nurse. "We're together, the three of us." Lip pointed between the thee of you.

"So, you would like to get a DNA test done as well then." It was more of a statement than a question, but before she could even type anything into the computer Lip was on her ass already. "We don't want a fucking test, okay. We're here for you to check if our girl and our-" making a grand gesture to point at all three of you. "baby is healthy."

The appointment itself went well but the news that came with it was a whole different story.

All three of you couldn't keep their eyes off the small picture Lip was holding as you sat on the couch. Both boys couldn't help but be even more excited than bafore as you stared in horror at the second blob on the ultrasound that had decided to only now show itself.

You were having twins. The only stupid solution to give both boys a baby without having to get pregnant again at a later time, but also twice the amount of baby to give birth to. The one thing that still haunted your nightmares through the amount of medication you were taking.

With the news of twins you started having small complications. Most of them very common and easy to fix, but for you they all felt like the end of your life, the end of your relationship but neither Lip nor Carmy was letting those demons take over your thoughts. They did everything in their power to keep you content and wouldn't leave you alone for even a second. Their work schedules thrown apart so at least one of them would be home at all times. Every little cramp or concern had one or both of them drive you to your doctor who would mostly tell you your discomforts were normal for someone as far along as you.

The further along you got the more miserable you got, to the point of being unable to keep even the slightest bit of food in your system which led to more hospital trips to get you on liquids in order to keep your strenght up.

Now at eight months you were in bed most of the time, only getting up when needed.

You only had two more weeks before you were due, both Lip and Carmy being home to care for you.

Carmen was making you a simple meal he knew you would be able to handle and Lip busied himself with the final touches in the nursery when, with no warning up front or anything, your water broke as you waddled over to the bathroom.

"Help." The desperate, frantic voice had your boys on you in a second, the tears and the way you wrapped yourself around the door handle with your soaked, crossed legs told them enough. Carmen ran to grab your bag and car keys, making sure he snagged the new pack of smokes from the key bowl as he opened the door for you and Lip.

Luckily the hospital was only a few blocks over and fraffic was nonexistent.

The hospital visit wasn't such a smooth ride. After hours upon hours spent in that bed on god knows how many drugs you were brought in for emergency c-section to prevent any harm to both you and the twins. You cried and begged to just knock you out and take them out of you and to your luck they complied.

When the doctors woke you back up again you were acompanied by your boyfriends, each holding one of your children.

Upon release you made another appointment with your doctor. As soon as you were completely healed you were getting your tubes tied. No more of this. You had your two babies and no more were gonna be born from your body.

[ask-the-royal-absol]

(So, yesterday’s post got me thinking. What would other people characters look like if they went through a bad ending to their story? How would a poor ending impact their characters? And so I’ve decided to make a drawpile. I think that’s what’s they’re called?

What would your character look like if things ended poorly for them in your story or didn’t turn out the way they had hoped? What would a bad ending look like? I want to combine this into one big art thing like the plushie parade I did before. Reblog onto this post your version and tag me. It’d also be helpful to add a separate version of your image as well, just in case I need to shuffle things around. Also, feel free to add a description about what lead up to how they ended up like that!

If you want to make a separate post, use #badendpokeaskau so I can see what you’ve got.)

Bad End Destino:

After everything became messed up and nobody believed them about what should have happened, Destino decided to accept their fate. They soon became monarch after proving they had the skills needed to rule. However, certain influences from a mysterious Pokémon twisted their mind, making Destino more likely to do whatever it takes to get what they deserved. Their parents, the old king and queen, tried to stop them but they were far too powerful with the help of this mysterious Pokémon. Even the royal bodyguards who had served the old King and Queen for years were helpless against Destino.

With the old King and Queen dead, Monarch Destino wanted to make their kingdom larger. Their knowledge of the surface helped greatly with taking over it. They stole the Absolite and hid any other mega stones that could be used against them. Nobody could stop Monarch Destino and the mysterious Pokémon constantly by their side. Soon, the land of Arkaedia belonged to Destino. The tyrannical rule of mad Monarch Destino caused the residents to fear doing anything to upset their new ruler, so followed their rules perfectly.

A Gengar by the name of Felix attempted to talk Destino out of what they were doing. He assumed he could get through to the Absol he once loved. However, this ended with the Felix sharing the same fate as Destino's parents.

[st4rswrld]

Anonymous asked:

yess i totally understand i dont want any drama either i was just telling you so you would know and bc i like you (and everyone whos logical about this and supports palestine) so i thought you should know who to keep an eye out on thats all! im considering dming you but omg i feel like such a mean person for bringing this up i just got thrown off everytime *redacted* etc.

i think its unnecessady drama if you dm them tbh just give a heads up to some people privately and dont really interact with them or drift away bc these people almost always get defensive and start lashing out (like sturniolo fans on tiktok and some on twt they fr defending the boys and genocide and some even bragged about continuing to eat from mcdonalds😭) but yeah this is absolitely no hate! i still love and support the triplets im just disappointed in them and want to hold them accountable thank you for being understanding. 🍀

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to ☘️ anon

i appreciate you telling me everything and giving me a heads up and ill for sure take your advice! and please dm me I would love to continue this conversation but i understand if you don't want to. also your not mean at all for bringing this up 100% trust me. and yea ive seen the tiktoks of people proudly stating they eat mcdonalds or they don't care at that they support a genocide and some other bs. I just remind myself that some of these fans are like brainless children who haven't reached puberty and the other ones are just brainless. and as for the triplets I also just want them to take accountability and i still love them too. and i like you too 🫶🏾.

[jupiter-reimagined]

Imagine if someone managed to hurt Charlie while he was alone in his apartment (sorry Charlie for making you hurt for the plot) and while Butcher's in the hospital with him, Kali goes to kill the would-be assassin since he knows Butcher doesn't want to leave Charlie.

So when Butcher finally gets home with Charlie, there's a head staked outside the house while Kali just cooks food for them both like he didn't just kill someone.

bold of kali to assume vincent himself wont show up, both to berate butcher for letting charlie's apartment have subpar security, and because he also wants revenge for his son. but for now, im shooing him away. this isnt about you, old man.

he'd get home, carrying in charlie because no way in hell is he walking, when half-alive, but almost drops him when he sees the head. he quickly puts him to bed and just stalks to the kitchen.

if he was a cat, he'd be purring so hard. but hes not. so hes growling instead. and hes holding kali close from behind as he cooks, hands hoing absolitely everywhere, and he is just muttering phrases about how much of a good boy he is for helping them out while kissing him. theres more biting than not, tbh.

butcher's enjoying this way more than he should, but hes smirking so bad and hes staring at kali like he's a piece of meat. its straight up creepy how giggy (and horny) that made him. anyways. murder as a love language <3

kali is getting such a princess treatment. i hope charlie's still got the drugs in his system and stays asleep because. uh. yeah.

why does butcher always get irreversably horny when im just about to start my day... sigh </3.

[inyuoka]

RE-THEME!!!!!!!! I HAVRNT WATCHED THE ANIME, SHOULD I? Also bro in the theme looks so silly JAJSJJAHSBV

YES U SHOULD ABSOLITELY WATCH THE ANIME ITS SO GOOD !!!!

im a little basic but miyas my fav character hehehe

[forgotten-daydreamer]

Earlier, while I was trying to rest on the train, I thought back of the words that my therapist told me a few days ago. And, they'e dumb, okay? The concept is common sense. But bear with me for a moment.

He told me "You have to accept that you can't change your parents."

To which I replied "I know, but I wish I could change their attitude towards me."

"You can't." he said again, "No matter how much you change, if they're not explicitly willing to change their view of you, you can't make them change their minds."

And... Yeah. I can't. Deep down, I still think I can. But I can't. Just like they can't change me, I can't change them.

What hurts is that I've been in and out of therapy for years, to fix myself...

(Let's not romanticise BPD and other mental illnesses - I need to be fixed, there's no arguing about that.)

...and yet they never complimented me for the massive effort of trying to change, it's never enough, I'm still the one with 'issues'. They have their own too, and they'd better have them fixed someday, but the truth is that they really don't see any reason why they should put some effort in that.

They're both successful at what they do, been married for over 25 yrs without major issues, their kids are both okay (all things considered) - so why change the status quo? After all, their behaviour only hurts them marginally.

If anything, their behaviour only hurts them because it hurts me, and when it happens I become very vocal about why and how what they do and say make me suffer - which results in me becoming 'insufferable' for a bit before I give them the silent treatment, which hurts them. So, their behaviour causes them harm indirectly.

I got home a couple of hours ago, and my mother has only been at home for one - and everything seemed to be going okay, but then both of my parents started blurting utter nonsense (for reasons I won't disclose because it's a rabbit hole).

I told them "I can't stand you two when you act like this."

They chuckled because what I say in these situations doesn't really matter to them, I'm objectively the person that is never listened to in this family, always have been and I'm trying to make peace with that (my therapist is absolitely brutal so each session leaves me dizzy and disoriented, but it works).

Anyway.

I got up and told them "I can't fix you, but I can't tolerate this either, so I'll go." and headed to my room.

And... it's not the first time I do this, but this time, with this 'new knowledge', it was slightly less agonising. Don't get me wrong, I'm still upset, and knowing that they'll never appreciate my efforts because they simply don't have the means to - it hurts to the point that I feel like throwing up just by thinking about it.

But maybe there is a way for me to make peace with myself. Maybe I don't necessarily need that factory reset I'd been thinking about. Maybe hurting myself physically to avoid focusing on emotional pain is not the key.

[thewitchfarhan]

Religious Absolutism vs Religious Pluralism

I have a new benchmark by which I judge Religious and Spiritual Traditions.

If a religion, religious tradition, or spiritual tradition teaches/preaches Religious Absolutism* - then congratulations! This tradition is an organization that seeks to control and dominate humanity, and in my eyes these organizations are to be avoided at all costs.

*Religious Absolitism is the belief that all of humanity should follow only one religion. It is the idea that only one particular religion is considered true or valid, and asserts that all people should adhere to that specific faith.

For those who may have this objection; it doesn’t matter if you personally believe in Religious Absolutism. If you align with a religion that does, then you are supporting its beliefs and are just as guilty as the religious authorities you may or may not agree with.

As an example: The Catholic Church teaches that everyone on Earth should convert and become Catholic - and that this Religious Absolutism is the only way to achieve peace on Earth.

If you call yourself a Catholic, then you are vocalizing your alignment and support of the Catholic Church and its doctrine.

Don’t agree with Religious Absolutism? Don’t agree with what the Catholic Church teaches? Then don’t call yourself a Catholic!

Religions should exist as a choice - as one of many valuable ways to connect with the world, the cosmos, and divinity. I am a firm believer in Religious Pluralism* not only spiritually but morally and ethically.

*Religious Pluralism acknowledges the validity of multiple religious paths and promotes coexistence and mutual respect among different faith traditions.

Saying or believing that everyone should choose or be forced to “choose” the same religious or spiritual path is disgusting, controlling, and all around evil.

[caslyra]

I can't with this "has the right to express her opinion" bullshit or whatever; pulling up freedom of speech to defend every last shitty take, no matter how discriminating because liberty, yeah?

Not an expert on other countries but from my understanding freedom of speech first and foremost serves as a protection from the government.

It doesn't mean, we, as a society, should just shrug it all off because "it's her opinion". It shouldn't mean you can act like the biggest asshole with absolutely zero consequences. If someone acts like an asshole it is well within my rights not to interact with them anymore. I have absolite zero patience for your "concerns" if you deny other people their basic rights.

How about this very radical idea: your freedom ends where another person's begins?

hey so those of y’all in the marauders fandom who are saying you’ll watch if ben barnes plays sirius and andrew garfield plays remus… better take those anti-JKR disclaimers out of your bios!

[agapeeternal]

I'm not going to put him on a pedestal, but I do think a long time has passed. And while I think it was absolitely stupid, I'm also not shocked a 20 something male said something stupid like that.

More than anything, time will tell. He seems to have matured and grown, and I think people have to be given a chance to do that.

Lord knows what my stupid ass was saying 10 years ago

Exactly, I’m not saying he’s a saint, no one is. But I do think it was a fucking dumb thing to say like Miles…Miles no.

I agree he seems to have grown a lot. 10 years is a long ass time for someone to change. I know the stupid shit I said when I was younger and one thing was particularly problematic but that came from a place of not understanding. But I’ve changed a lot and we should give him the benefit of the doubt.

[brattyc]

YOU ABSOLITELY SHOULD

Okay seriously I really want to, I know it would have SOO MUCH FUN with my freaky ass but I'm sooo nervous someone I know will see my tattoos and know that it's me.

[soyeonna]

NUH UH I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE WHENEVER I SEE YOUR LITTLE MESSAGES OR YOUR REPOSTS I GIGGLE LIKE A LITTLE KID AND ITS SO SO SO AWKWARD BECAUSE THEN MY CLASSMATE FRIENDS PEOPLE ASK ME WHY IM LAUGHING AND ITS SO AKWARD YOU MAKE MY DAY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU MORE AAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I ALSO JUST FINISHED NEVERMORE AVAIALBLE NON FAST PASS CHAPTERS I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I. LOVE. IT. I LOVE FANTASY AND POWERS AND ACTION AND EVERYTHIGN MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS LIKE DUKE OR LENORE I LOVE THEM THE SCRUNKLIES. LENORE AND ANNA DIVORCE ARC BETTER NOT LAST I WILL LITERALLY SCREAM BUT THEYRE BACKSTORY IS SO CUTE OMG LENORE LITERALLY COMMIT ARSON AND DISGUISED HERSELF AS A DUDE WITH A FAMILY AND EVERYTHING TO MEET ANNABELLE AGAIN THEYRE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM BUT WHY ANNABELLE WHY WOULD YOU DO DUKE LIKE THAT I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IM SO CURIOUS WHYD SHE DO THAT I MEAN ITS IN CHARACTER BUT WHY DDDDD: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. EULALIA IS SO SO SO SO SO COOL HER ABAILITY IS SO COOL I WASNT EXPECTING IT BUT I LIKE HER SPECTRE THE MOST OUT OF THE ONES WE SEE RIGHT NOW I LOVE HER ABILITY BUT NOW LENORE IS THE INKY ONE THAT HASNT MANIFESTED IN HER LITTLE GROUP SO IM EXPECTING VERY VERY GRAND MANIFESTATION OR NONE AT ALL BECAUSE OF SOME BIGGER REASON IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTERS I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!,! I WILL DO WHATEVER I NEED TO TO PAY BACK THE DEBT !,!,!

ANYWAYS IM SADDENED AND PLEASED TO SAY THAT I AM NOT 14 OR 15!! BOOM IM 13. GOD I SOUND SO YOUNG. I SWEAR IM NOT THAT DUMB THOUGH IM ALMOST STARTING HIGH SCHOOL AND SHSAT RESULTS COME OUT THIS THURSDAY SO THATS WHEN MY PARENTS DECIDE WHETEHER I DIE OR NOT!:!,!! WIHS ME LUCK!!!!

AND ABOUT THE GENDER THING IM BORN A GIRL BUT HONESTLY I COULD CARE LESS WHAT ANYONE CALLS ME SO GO WILD!!!!! AND MY REAL NAME IS SONIJA BUT ITS PORNOUNCED SONIA I DONT KNOW WHY THEY PUT THE J IN THERE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES MY TEACHERS HAVE CALLED ME SO-NI-JA IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE BUT ITS SO FUNNY BECAUSE THEN HALF THE CLASS CORRECTS THEM AND THEY ALWAYS FORGET IMMEDIATLEY AFTER ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS IF ANYONE THAT SEES THIS KNOWS ME IN REAL LIFE NO YOU DONT SHUT UP AND GO AWAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DONT NEED PEOPLE STALKING MY TUMBLR YALL ALREADY GOT TO MY OLD TIKTOK :((( ANYWAYS I AM OFFICIALY CONVINCED EVERY SOPHIE IS AN ANGEL. IVE MET EXACTLY TWO SOPHIES IN MY LIFE AND THEY ARE BOTH SO SWEET AND SO KIND AND SO FUN AND SO COOL AND EVERY OTHER WORD IN EXISTENCE YOUR THE THIRD AND YOUR THE COOLEST OUT OF ALL OF THEM I LOVE SOPHIES. AND I LOVE THE NAME CHERIE IT JUST SOUNDS SO SOPHISTICATED YK LIKE I SHOUDL OOOK UP TO THIS PERSON IM NPT SURE HOW TO EXPLAIN IT WHICH IS RARE BECAUSE I USUALLY ALWAYS HAVE SOMEHTING TO DAY MAYBE TODAYS LIKE A BAD DAY FOR ME OR SOMEHTING YEAH PRPOBABLY I JUST HAD TWO TESTS IM PRETTY SURE I FAILED MY ELA TEST BUT MY SOANISH TEST WASNT TOO BAD ACTUALLY IT WAS PRETTY EASY I WAS EXPECTING MORE HONESTLY BUT ILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT NOW I MIGHT JINX MYSELF AND FAIL THAT QUIZ AND I CAN NOT AFFORD TO DO THAT!!!,!!

IM A OROPHET GUYS. A GENIE. AN ORACLE. I SUCCESSFULLY READ THE VIBES AND GUESSED YOUR HAIR COLOR!!! BUT YES YOU SHOULD ABSOLITELY DO THAT PURPLE UNDERSIDE THING I LOVE THOSE THEYRE SO PRETTY IF YOU FIND A GOOD HAIR SALON IT WOULD BE SO SO SO PRETTY JUST MAKE SURE THEY DONT MIX UP THE COLROS I THINK BECAUSE WHEN I DID MY PRUPLE HAIR THING IT CAME OUT MORE OF LIKE A DIRTY REDDISH PURPLE COLOR AND HONESTLY I HATED IT SO TRIED GETTING IT OUT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND SWORE TO NEVER DYE MY HAIR THERE EVER EVER EVER AGAIN I WAS SO SAD WHEN I SAW THE RESULTS :( I THINK UNDERCOLOR THINGIES ARE SO UNDDERATED THOUGH THEY LOOK SO PRETTY AND AND PRETTY AND COOL AND IT JUST GIVES OFF SUCH A GREAT VOBE I IMMEDIATELY TRUST ANYONE THAT HAS AN UNDERCOLOR THING AND IS NICE PLEASE GET IT

ANYWAYS WE ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED NOW PLEASE ACCEPT THE RING!,!!'!! 💍

I AM AIDEN. AIDEN IS ME. YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT SOME SIMILARITIES

no/little sense of personal space or boundaries until specified

absentish parental figure

loud and obnoxious

professional yappers

dont do well with silence and shit? idk he wanted music in the car when driving away so

love puzzles and stuff except hes a world record setter and i havent solved my rubixs cube in years

restless. very very VERY restless

adrenaline junkies only difference is i dont jump off 13 feet tall walls

humor coping mechanism

annoy people probably lol

smilies and nicknames and stuff

and most importantly

WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY I WAS WHEN I FOUND OUT

oh yeah we also both like ashlyn lmao ur not slick aiden

THANK YOU FOR LISTYENING TO MY TED TALK!!!1!!1

[vaultsixtynine]

oh i just had such a great idea as to how to format the like, front page of a print portfolio for myself

[rovvboat]

Seeing if it sends this way..

Okay, but Cable taking his date out for the night to a fancy place???

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OKAY OH MY GOD THAT PICTURE IS DOING THINGS TO ME I JUST??????? I WAITED FOR IT TO COME THRU AND ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOUKD BE????? THANK U FOR BLESSING ME OH MY OH MY 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤💓💓💙💓💓💓❤💓💗💓💗💓