#ninjas in love

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Nora: You know Ren ... I like you. I like you a lot, and ... I want you to know I think of you as more than a Friend ...

Ren: Oh! Thank you Nora! I think of you as a sibling as well!

Nora: ...

Ren: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare for Blake and Mine's date.

Nora: ...

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Ren: ... And she's just been standing there. It's strange.

Blake: Hmm. Well, I hope she recovers from whatever happened.

Ren: I do to.

Ren: I've never had much time for Books. Are there any you would recommend I start with? Just for recreation?

Blake: Certainly!

~~~~~~

Jaune: *Tosses MnM* Dang it!

Yang: *Tosses MnM* Nothing But Net!

Nora: *Standing still, mouth agape and slowly filling with MnMs*

[howlingday]

"I NEED ADVICE!"

Blake: "Love advice"?

Pyrrha: Y-Yes... I don't know what to do. Everyone's saying you're an expert at love, so... I thought maybe you could help me!

Blake: ...Of course. As a huntress, it will be our job to help those in need, even something as low-risk as asking for advice. I will help you with your problem.

Pyrrha: Thank you!

Blake: (Thinking) I know I said I would help, but since when was I known as the "love expert"? How did people make that conclusion?.

Blake Belladonna (17) Dating Experience: 0

Blake: Wait- If I say too much, then people will find out! Then Ren will say I'm cute in a condescending way! I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!.

Blake: You can trust my advice, Pyrrha, because I've never been turned down once in my life!

Not untrue, since Blake has never confessed once in her life.

Pyrrha: N-Never... Wow... That's impressive~!

Blake: Y-Yeah... It is...

Ren: (Eavesdropping outside the room, Thinking) Blake's giving love advice? Now's the perfect time to learn about what she thinks of matters of the heart.

Blake: So, what seems to be the issue?

Pyrrha: So... You know our leader, Jaune, obviously. And, well, I... I WANT TO TELL HIM I LIKE HIM! But when I think about him rejecting me, I think we should get to know each other better first.

Blake: And what romantic interest has he shown so far?

Pyrrha: He... He gave me some chocolate. Some Horshey's, actually.

Ren: Oh no... That's the worst kind to give a girl.

Pyrrha: Do you think he was just being nice?

Blake: Hm... Well... I think... he definitely likes you!

Ren: What? How?! It's Horshey's for goodness sakes!.

Blake: Listen, men are complicated creatures, so it's safe to assume they mean the opposite of what they say and do. Think of what those chocolates mean in the opposite direction!

Pyrrha: Then... he didn't give me chocolates because he was being nice, but because he was in love with me?!

Ren: What do you mean, "in love with you"?!.

Blake: So far so good... It actually sounds like I know what I'm talking about.

Pyrrha: Um... The other day, though, I don't think he actually likes me.

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Jaune: Hey, Pyrrha, do you have a boyfriend?

Pyrrha: Um, n-no, I don't.

Jaune: Oh! I figured!

Jaune: I told you guys she was still single!

Sun: Well, obviously!

Cardin: That's hilarious!

Neptune: Ha ha ha!

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Pyrrha: They... They were making fun of me...

Ren: It's heart-breaking, but it's true. I doubt a single one of them consider her dating material.

Blake: It's clear to me... That you have plenty of men to choose from in this story.

Ren: ...WHAT?!.

Blake: Why should you be suspicious of those men? They're people just like you!

Ren: You said the exact opposite not even two minutes ago!.

Blake: This is what REALLY happened-!

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Jaune: Hey, Pyrrha, do you have a boyfriend? Because if you don't I would love to be your boyfriend~!.

Pyrrha: Um, n-no, I don't.

Jaune: Oh! I figured! I knew we were destined to be together~!.

Jaune: I told you guys she was still single! There's still a chance for me~!.

Sun: Well, obviously! She's clearly out of everyone's league~!.

Cardin: That's hilarious! Hooray~! She's free~!.

Neptune: Ha ha ha! I am clearly the most logical match for her~!.

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Ren: This is way too optimistic...

Pyrrha: That... sounds too good to be true...

Ren: Because it is.

Pyrrha: So not only do I have to worried about one boy's feelings, but now I have to consider ALL of them?!

Ren: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!.

Pyrrha: Would... Would me dating Jaune jeopardize my friendship with the others?

Blake: It could. In the worst-case scenario, he'll be bullied by his former friends. That's how male friendships work.

Ren: How misandrist can you get?!.

Blake: But don't worry, because he'll have YOU~. Just worry about protecting him.

Ren: Seriously?.

Pyrrha: But... Blake, I... I've never confessed before. How do I do it?

Blake: I have an idea... Imagine Jaune is standing right here.

Pyrrha: O-Okay?

Blake: Then you kick the wall beside him LIKE THIS!

Ren: (Flinches)

Blake: Be my boyfriend~!

Ren: (Blushes, Shivers)

Blake: Just like this. He'll be nervous, maybe even a little frightened, but when you whisper into his ear like this, his heart will open and your chances for love will bloom.

Ren: (Heart pounding, Heavy breathing) O-Oh my...

Blake: I call this move, "Wall Kick". I invented it just now.

Ren: Nice try; that move already exists.

Pyrrha: You're... You're a genius...

Ren: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!.

Pyrrha: I can see how you got Ren~!

Blake: ?!

Ren: ?!

Blake: Khm! Um... Ren and I aren't... together like that.

Ren: Exactly! No one "got" me!.

Pyrrha: Really? You two seem like the perfect couple.

Blake: Actually, I'm starting to think it's the opposite. I don't know what I did, but the way he's been looking at me... I'm starting to think he hates me.

Ren: What?! Of course I don't hate you! Did I do something wrong?.

Lie Ren has no form of self-awareness.

Pyrrha: But Blake, you said it yourself! What matters is what's in your heart! So... How do you feel about Ren?!.

Blake: How do I feel...? Speaking from an objective standpoint...

Blake: He's stoic. He's intelligent. He's gloomy. He's kind of creepy. He's not very muscular.

Ren: (Scowl deepens)

Blake: ...but those are all things I like about him! He's really cute; handsome, even! And he's kind, and thoughtful, and generous, and empathetic! And add in the fact he's a genius, and he becomes TOO perfect!

Ren: (Wide-eyed, Blushing)

Blake: Truly, Lie Ren is the ultimate man- (Sees Ren's robe fluttering)

Blake: REN?! What's he doing here?! I need to end this conversation- NOW!.

Blake: Listen to me, Pyrrha Nikos; nothing will get done if you waste your time over-analyzing and strategizing! You need to get your feelings out, rush in, and take care of business! Don't wait for something good to come and help you out of the blue! You must seize your destiny!

Pyrrha: Y-Yes! You're right! I'll go do that right now~! (Runs out)

Ren: (Against the wall, Red-faced)

Nora: (Walks up to Ren) Hi, Renny~! Ooh, you look really excited! Did something good happen~?

The next day, Pyrrha Nikos used the "wall kick" like Blake told her... and somehow got Jaune Arc to be her boyfriend!

Ren: (Smiling) Blake, I made you some tea.

Blake: Hm... He seems to have cheered up.

Future Relationship Client:

[turtleblogatlast]

Little Leo watching telenovelas with his dad

Bonus:

[abbeyofcyn]

Aaaaaaaah I speedran this drawing because I had to celebrate 2 years of the rottmnt movie!

I can honestly say I've never been into a fandom as much as this one and if you told me 2 years ago I'd laugh at the idea of even being much into tmnt. The animation style, great voice cast, fun writing all made me love it, but the people I met made me stay and draw and grow!

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Little Shadow 2/2

[ 1\2 ]

When I was little I thought my brother was the coolest person in the world. I wanted to be just like him!

Now that I’m older though, I’ve grown into my own person. Now, my brother and I can stand on equal footing, side by side. Whenever he asks for my help or advice, I will always remember how much he helped me when I was young, and I am immensely grateful to be able to do the same for him.

I don’t know if he misses having a little shadow, but I know he’s proud of me :)

[missmisnomer]

it's always a good day to wake up and choose violence

More Rise silliness [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ]

[grey-viridian]

Even death can't separate them

[classy-thief]

🌺 DID A 4-WAY COLLAB WITH @droppincofdrops , @staticwither , SUN AND ME !!!!!! YOU CAN SEE WHO WORKED ON WHAT UNDER THE CUT!!!

This collab was so fun!!!! So happy we got such awesome friends to do this with 💖💖

[katsettee]

House rules are sacred

*affectionate

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Jaune: Hey Ren? you've been spending a lot of time away from the team-

Nora: WHO'RE DATING REN! I NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE RIGHT FOR YOU!

Jaune: We don't know that you're dating anyone. We are jsut curious, because you seem to be ... happier?

Ren: Well, I can explain-NINJA VANISH!

*Poof*

Nora: Dangit Jaune!

Jaune: What'd I do?

Nora: You let him talk! That's how he gets you!

~~~~~

Blake: Okay guys, I'm heading out.

Ruby: For what?

Yang: Yeah, you've been slinking off a lot when we aren't looking- you aren't taking things on alone again, are you?

Blake: No. No I'm not.

Ruby: Then what are you doing.

Blake: ...

Blake: NINJA VANISH!

*Poof*

Yang: I should've grabbed her.

~~~~~

Ren and Blake:

[howlingday]

Ren: There's a rumor floating around that you and I are dating.

Blake: Oh, really? Well, it's just a rumor, so there's no need to make a comment on it.

Ren: Agreed. Though, I will admit that I am curious as to how they started.

Blake: (Thinking) Romantic gossip. At a huntsman academy? Well, everyone here is a teenager. Even so...

Blake: IF REN DID BEG ME FOR A DATE, IT'S NOT LIKE I WOULDN'T CONSIDER IT.

Blake: It's only a matter of time... Before that stoic mask you wear so often crumbles and you come to me with blushing cheeks and wet eyes~.

Ren: (Thinking) Disgusting... Do people really think of me that way? Regardless, I don't have time to play with matters of the heart. Still...

Ren: BLAKE MIGHT HAVE A S SMALL, ALBEIT ATOMICALLY SO CHANCE.

Ren: Perhaps if she got on her knees and swore herself to me, mind, body, and soul, then I might be willing to mold her to my desires. Not that it's surprising, as what woman wouldn't utterly desire me?.

Blake: Heh heh heh...

Ren: Ah ha ha...

And so, they went on like this... FOR 10 YEARS. And in all that time... NOTHING HAPPENED.

[stardynamite]

Went a lil crazy with the colours lmao

i just really wanted to draw them but i never know what to do lmao

Donnie’s various eyebrow headcannons are a never-fail-to-aMuSe-me kind if subject lmao

Next episode —>

[explodingstarlight]

turtle jenga

flats/alt! ⤵️

[melinaforfun]

🔥🌹

[butterflyscribbles]

It all started with someone else’s hc that Donnie has an innocent/benign heart murmur on Discord and ended with “what solidified leo as the team medic?” and I have not recovered...

Bonus, after three days of extensive research and not a wink of sleep: