#nine years wtf where did time go

[stararch4ngelqueen]

hear me out…jason proposing 😵‍💫 i’m such a sucker for a lowkey proposal like you’re just having a normal convo and he’s like “marry me” and you’re like wtf but you laugh it off bc like ofc he’s joking so when you’re like “you’re funny” he’s just dead serious, “marry me.”

I don’t really know where I was going with this, but if you get the reference I respect you.

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Time written - 10:10 a.m

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You weren’t a criminal when you met Robin, years before his tragic prime. It wasn’t every day when your paths crossed with a cape wearing teen around your age, even more so on his search of a bag of valuables you were ready to deny when it ‘accidentally’ came into your hands.

“Care to tell me how that happened?” The Boy Wonder at the time smirked, amused at your gawking face.

“Cat got her own tongue? What, you need some milk?”

You rolled your eyes. I you were a thief, you’d have sense to throw the satchel at his head. The cheesy jokes must’ve been a Robin thing. “I’m more of an Ice cream girl, actually. But, I didn’t steal this!”

To add up on this horribly unprecedented situation, Robin quirked a brow behind that domino mask of his, gesturing his head towards the bag of valuables in question.

“Trade you a milkshake for that.”

It was your turn to be incredibly confused, your mouth left open for quite some time. Was he serious right now?

“I choose the flavor.” You state after a further moment of thought.

“Seems fair.”

“And the place it’s bought from.”

“That’s askin’ a bit much,” Robin began to huff, hinting his growing smirk as your frown deepens.

“All I’m asking for is a five dollar shake in exchange for this bag full of hundreds of dollars, bird boy.”

“A five dollar shake in exchange for about seven hundred bucks inside that bag,” Robin points out, his smile growing bigger and bigger. “Throw in your phone number, an’ we got a deal, kitty cat.”

It turned into unconventional milkshake roof dates, sitting over the skylines, staring down at the chaotic world below as the two of you shared an unintentional paradise.

He’d tease your fear of heights, constantly calling you a Catwoman rip off, but he always made sure to never let you fall. Your relationship was sweet, too sweet, and gone way too fast.

Your rooftop dates were a tradition you kept alive when he died, only to resurface when a knock at your window interrupted you of sleep, opening your balcony to find a single milkshake perfectly balanced, with a bright black arrow drawn on the cup to meet Red Hood on the roof.

Jason Todd wasn’t the same as you remembered him to be, but he was still Jason, underneath all that broodiness that shielded him from whatever unseen traumas he hadn’t shared with you quite yet.

All these months since he ‘returned’, he always made sure to keep up your ice cream date schedules. Nine o’clock sharp on the roof of your apartment building. Sometimes, ontop of Wayne Industries on special occasions. He’d always be the one to carry you, especially now.

What did stick with him was his horrible Robin humor, which was what you believed he was using when he popped such an unexpected question.

“What?” Came your first response, a nervous laugh leaving your lips. A strange warm throb formed in your heart, thudding rapidly in your chest.

“What did you say?”

“Marry me.” He repeats again, never putting off that firm expression plastered on his face.

What an untimely thing to say in the calm before an unknown storm. Both of you were out of breath after chatting for an hour, sipping on thick melted shakes and laughing over the previous Boy Wonder.

“Jason, this isn’t funny.” You peer down at your cup, nearly finished with its contents. He always got your favorite.

“You’re right,” He agrees, his tone a little too calm to be considered any sort of joke.

All possibility of opportunity to pop a laugh and admit he was joking weighed heavily in the air, carried around by the nightly breeze. He never says he’s joking, never shrugs off such an alarming, mind blowing question.

“What if you’re kidding?” Your denial still leaks through, making his lips twitch upwards. It has to be a joke, he wouldn’t say it like this.

“What if I’m not?” He casually responds, nearly wearing down your patience.

“You’re not joking, are you?”

“I’m not.”

“Jason.” Saying his name so softly, littered with fear and hesitancy makes his second life heart melt. Being so sweet on his girl, even after his death, taught him a great lesson about time.

Regardless if he didn’t arrive at nine o’ clock sharp, or if you arrived two minutes late, time could easily be taken away, ruining everything.

He remains quiet, watching your flustered expression vary from your hands along your cup before setting it down beside you. Taking this chance, he gently grasps hold of your hand before it had a chance to retreat into the safety of your jacket pocket.

“I meant what I said,” Jason speaks again in a more calm, soothing tone of voice. “I know this ain’t traditional. I don’t exactly do traditional, but … I wanna marry you.”

His hand squeezes yours, making you hesitant to speak further. He was serious, the realization was heavily daunting in such a unique way. A unique, exciting way.

“Why?” You look at him again, swallowing slowly as he leans closer, nearly making you anticipate a kiss.

Instead, his forehead settles against yours, taking in the rich, crystalline serenity of your unique, radiant beauty.

“Because,” he mutters, “You waited for me.”

Dedication, patience, hope; That was worth more to him than gold, worth much more than the bag of valuables he knew you didn’t steal.

“I have a ring for ya,” Jason continues on whilst his thumb strokes along the back of your hand. “If you don’t like it, I’ll getcha whatever you want. We’ll have as big of a wedding as you want, then we’re gonna go somewhere.”

“Somewhere?” You whisper.

“Yeah. Just you and me; no crime fighting, no danger. Nothing. Just us.”

“Just us?”

“Yeah babygirl,” Jason peers into your eyes, wanting to coo at your noticeable tears. “Wherever you want. I’ll follow you anywhere.”

You just needed to say yes.

You couldn’t help but giggle with an overwhelming mix of emotions, your trembling hand reaching up to settle behind his hooded head.

“Why do I feel like,” you nearly laugh in between your words. “Why do I get this feeling you put the ring in my cup?”

“An’ ruin a perfectly good five dollar shake?” Jason expresses in surprise, chuckling along with your giddy laughter. “C’mon babe. I’m not that inconspicuous.”

“Then where is it?”

Jason tilts his head, raising a brow. “Why’re you asking, kitty cat? Plan on stealing it?”

“No,” you muse, your nose nearly bumping against his.

“You expecting me to slip it on right about now?” His hand finds purchase along your hip, cradling your supple body. “Dosent work unless you—“

You cut him off via a kiss, one he graciously accepts.

You tasted like cherry sublime mixed with the highlife, a good life where you always existed in it. If he were to die again, he needed to know that he went with one successful accomplishment. Marrying his Robinhood sweetheart.

“Yes,” you whisper, those tears you worked so hard to hold back cascading down your cheeks. “I’ll marry you, Jason.”

In knowing him since he was Robin, till you met him as the muscular, ever brooding Red Hood, you’ve never seen the man smile so big. His eyes shining brighter than the moon that was ever so beautiful tonight.

Grasping hold of your hips, he pulls you into his arms, carelessly tilting over his half finished milkshake cup in the process. His lips find you once more after sitting you in his lap, muscled forearms snuggly hugging around your waist, holding you as physically close to him as possible.

“The ring I gotcha-“ he muffles against your pretty lips in between kisses. “- is at my place. Waiting for you—on my bed.”

Your laugh was all you could respond with. From the very start, it’s as if he planned this all out. All it took was a bag of misplaced valuables and the promise of a five dollar shake.

[rewrittenmha]

Fixing Hawks

Stuck on the Sports Festival Arc right now so I thought I'd address what's probably going to be the biggest character change of the rewrite. This will be slightly spoiler-y for the rest of the rewrite so be warned.

Hawks' backstory mostly stays the same. Keigo's father is abusive and his mother takes him on the run. His father eventually gets arrested by Endeavor and he's scouted by the HPSC. His mother basically trades him in exchange for a luxurious life and exoneration for her involvement in her husband's affairs

Keigo is trained diligently to be one of the top heroes and a poster boy for heroism. But he's being turned into a weapon, learning to kill with no hesitation. Being taught that his targets aren't like the people who need protecting, that they need to die for the sake of peace and order

When Keigo turns eight, his training is primarily handed over to his senior, Kaina Tsutsumi. She's different than his other teachers, she's kind and funny and treats him like a person instead of a weapon

But Kaina is spiraling. Keigo is too young to fully understand, but even he can see that her actions are becoming more erratic. She's hesitating on missions and her disdain towards their superiors is something she can't hide. He doesn't understand; aren't they supposed to do what they're told? When he asks her about it, she tells him that their superiors aren't as righteous as they pretend to be. She tells him that by doing their work for them, she's just as bad. But she tells him that he has a chance to be better. She implores him to do what he thinks is right, even if their superiors would condemn it

Despite this, him and Kaina remain close. She's the only one who's ever cared about him as well as being the only person he's ever known how to care about. When the toll of their job gets to be too much, he finds comfort and warmth in her presence. He doesn't remember his mother's face, but when he thinks of her, it's Kaina's smile he envisions

Kaina is arrested by the time he turns nine. She killed the HPSC president and was locked away in Tartarus for it. And Keigo is left alone once again

For a few years, he doesn't take her words to heart. He's given a job to do and he fulfills it perfectly every time. Sometimes, his superiors ask about anything Kaina told him, but out of respect and loyalty for her he acts stupid. Pretends that he hadn't understood anything she said. They seem to believe him, as he doesn't hesitate to get the job done

Things change when Keigo becomes a hero. Thanks to the Commission's ruthless training, he quickly breaks into the Top 10. He's never interacted with citizens on a social level, so he tries to mirror Kaina the best he can: calm, coy, and playful. It seems to work as his demeanor does well at putting people at-ease

His first kill as a hero is the day he understands what Kaina was trying to tell him all those years ago. The blood stains his hands even when he washes it away. How can he smile in these people's face when he's as vile as the murderers they condemn? How can he pretend to be virtuous when he's covering up the cracks in society? He's no hero. But in this society where the good guys are no better than the bad guys, do heroes even exist?

It's on this day that Keigo Takami becomes determined to change the corruption he's been trained to uphold and protect. No matter the cost

I will always be pissed about how Horikoshi missed every opportunity with Hawks. He was the perfect character to expose the HPSC and society and try to change things for the better. Instead, he perpetuates the cycle of abuse and corruption, and becomes the HPSC president for some reason?? Horikoshi wtf.

At every angle, Hawks has been stripped of his autonomy. Not only did he unknowingly admire an abuser despite being a victim of abuse himself, once he found out there was zero reflection. He never got to rise up against or call out the HPSC despite being forced to be a child assassin. What pisses me off is that these things could have easily been fixed. A panel or so to reflect on his misplaced admiration of Endeavor would have been doable. Having him talk to Lady Nagant after Izuku beat her would have been doable.

But Hawks doesn't get to be anything more than a prop for Endeavor despite being in the perfect place narratively to address everything wrong in MHA society.

I kind of changed the timeline since Kaina is 16 years older than Keigo and would have been arrested when he was seven. Gave them a couple of years together. Because for some reason Hawks isn't allowed to have any relationships past an abusive middle-aged man

[geck-motj]

hi! i think people should have more fucked up but subtle spiral manifestations so here my headcanons (keeping in mind that the spiral is the fear of losing your mind essentially, and i think it should be more than doors and big hands) :

very very prominent veins that move. wtf?

no shadows

why are their guts moving why can i see their guts moving inside them

food that suddenly tastes horrible but smells amazing and vice versa and all sorts of fuckery

why is the sky green

that feeling when you stand up too fast but constantly and also pins and needles numbness everywhere

randomly getting teleported a few paces back. like doors but you walk thru no doors just open portal concept. pair it with not paying attention to where youre going

hearing things

did you know theres a like that you can breathe in that makes you think youre drowning but you arent?

yk those illusions with lines in the background and smth in the foreground and when you move it looks freaky? i experienced that irl and think there should be more of those designs on builsings

sleeping for too long, lose track of time not sure what day it is

lost something never gonna find it

theres nothing in the shadows theres nothing in the shadows—

at night you feel something crawling on you but when you turn on ur light nothings there

getting lost in a place where it has no irl effect on you (like in a videogame) but its bothering you

find the difference games (it says there a ten and u can only find nine)

calculus. and old professors trying to learn new tech

whered that bruise/cut come from?

it preys on the uninformed so i think first year uni students are excellent appetizers

anyone with any type of mental illness and learning disorder is constantly being hunted by the spiral

just… subtle things also im a spiral avatar 😘✌️ trust me guys fr

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

Who do you think is Apollo's favourite uncle, and favourite aunt, both in rr!verse and in general?

Ah yes, the long debated question. We know Apollo is everyone’s favorite, but who is his favorite? 👀

Favorite Uncle: Poseidon

I feel like this is true in mythology and the RRverse (unless Eclipse happens. Then it’s Hades. sorry Poseidon lol)

this was especially true during ancient times when the gods were a lot more interactive with each other. Not to mention Apollo and Poseidon had LOTS of myths where they interacted!

we have their time in Troy. Also that one time Poseidon was like “aight I need u to fight me, okay? But u have to start it because I’m supposed to be the responsible one since I’m older”

And Apollo was like “…🤨 no thanks ❤️”

I bet Poseidon chose Apollo because if he has to fight someone, he would like to duke it out with his favorite nephew lmao

And he DID get that fight in the Dionysica. Idk the details of it besides Hermes going “wtf” at Poseidon 😔 but one day I will…I just have a lot of books to get through first lmao

Favorite Aunt: Demeter

“but what about Hestia—”

THAT BE WHERE YOU ARE WRONG! :D

sure, Apollo likes Hestia, but you’re gonna tell me that Apollo, god of light and averted of plague—which includes pests like locusts and mice—wouldn’t adore Demeter, goddess of agriculture???!!!

u are WRONG if u say no ❤️

and like imagine this: baby Apollo arrives on Olympus after his nine-year exile and is OVERWHELMED by it.

are you gonna tell me Demeter didn’t take one look at this wide-eyed lost child and go “I now have joint custody” and proceeded to mother hen him.

this would ALSO open the gateway to Apollo and Persephone becoming friends, because I LOVE to idea of Persephone being the Weird Big Sister :3

There’s Athena, the one who keeps them out of Major trouble. Artemis who provides a feedback loop for Persephone’s more wild side. Persephone who drags them around Greece for something to do. And Apollo, the baby brother who hangs with his sisters and loves them so much 💕💕

and they do each other’s hair because I say so ❤️

Demeter is also there so she also is the aunt who spent to most time with Apollo, further reenforcing the fact she’s the fav aunt :3 she also does their hair and put sunflowers in Apollo’s <3

and I think this ALSO goes for both mythology and RRverse! Seems kinda cool that light’s favorite family members are water and earth, two things combined with light to make…life.

I am so poetic <3

[icallhimjoey]

To Have And To Scold

♥ ♥  Joseph Quinn x Fem!Reader

Summary: Your best friends are getting married, and who else can they ask to be their best man and maid of honour but you and Joe? It’s just that… you don’t really get along all that well, do you? At least, that’s what you think.

CW / disclaimer: sort of enemies to sort of lovers, slooow burn, language, rpf, fem!reader, smut

Author’s note: part nine! wtf! crazy. Are we ready, girlies? Because it's go time!

Wordcount: 4.1K

part one - part two - part three - part four - part five - part six - part seven - part eight - part nine - part ten - epilogue

Never before had you ever experienced self-restraint controlled quite this fucking poorly. 

Joe started it. This was definitely all his fault, because he got all close. Told you that he had noticed your blush creeping down your neck as your chest flushed, and when that pulled a whimper from you - a fucking whimper, you were so embarrassing, oh my God - Joe was on you. 

Softly, at first. All tender, like every single touch was one too many. A light brush to your face. A barely there kiss where Joe fit your bottom lip in between his and held it there a second. Fluttering eyelashes that left butterfly kisses over a cheekbone - it all started very carefully and weirdly intimate. Like he was scared to break you.

And then you got all dumb, didn't you? You still had a bunch of angry energy to get out, and Joe could fuck right off being all sweet all of the sudden. You had only been able to take about eight seconds of it before you grabbed hold of Joe by the skull and forcefully pulled him into you.

You were all full of things you needed Joe to get out of you. Joe being all caring about it almost felt a little... mocking.

Here was this guy who, through his actions, made sure that you fully understood that he was just mildly tolerating being around you because of who the two of you were friends with. For years it had been like that. Joe would very rarely even look you in the eye, even acknowledge that you were a part of the group.

And now he was being all sweet, suddenly?

When he had you squirming in the backseat of a taxi?

Blushing from the top of your head down all the way to your toes?

This was when Joe was going to be soft and caring and delicate with you?

After you'd just shouted at each other? In front of Poppy and Mark?

Absolutely not.

Joe could keep all of his considerate actions for all you cared. This wasn't the time for them. It put Joe one step ahead of you, like how the person who stays calm in a fight has the upper hand, and you didn't appreciate it. Only got you angrier.

And then Joe sort of just... went with it.

Let you pull him into you forcefully. Let you claw your hands around his neck. Let you pull him out of the car when you were dropped off at your flat, and let you push him into your home before you slammed the front door behind you.

For a moment, you looked at him in your hallway. His lips all red from making-out, his hair disheveled from your hands messing it all up and the buttons of his shirt about halfway undone because that was how far you'd gotten.

Joe didn't move. Didn't make any moves. Looked a bit like a four-year-old waiting for his mother to pick him up from nursery. Little boy with a little backpack, face a little worried but not willing to show too much for fear of appearing too vulnerable. Big boys didn't cry.

Joe waited to see what you'd do.

Good, you thought. I'm the one in charge here.

You were winning a contest that clearly wasn't even one, but that didn't matter. Because nothing ever was a contest. You were just like that, and fuck, you loved winning.

You took a few running steps and jumped, trusting Joe would catch you, which, he did, with willing arms, and you latched yourself onto his face again. Jesus, you wanted your face on his face forever. It was a shame that Joe didn't like you. You know, not generally. Not as a person, anyway.

For now, you could pretend that he did, though.

With you in his arms, Joe started moving, and took steps in exactly the wrong direction. You didn't stop him until you were stood in your kitchen, and you pulled Joe's head back by his hair.

"Don't judge," you panted into his mouth before kissing him again. "I didn't know I was going to have people over."

Joe had no idea what you were talking about, until he got a chance to let his eyes wander around.

Your place was a right mess. Random shit strewn about, dirty dishes, evidence of takeaways, empty coke zero cans - lots of things just placed down in all the wrong spots that you'd get to later.

"Oh my Go–" Joe's grip on you loosened, and your feet found the floor again.

"I said don't judge,"

You wanted to bite Joe to distract him, so you did. You bit his lip, not harshly, but it was definitely not a friendly nibble. It was enough to leave temporary marks, and you expected Joe to react in some way. To at least maybe sort of chuckle? Or grunt? But he didn't. He just... fully accepted what you were doing and completely went with it.

With an arm behind you, you swiped some empty takeaway boxes into the sink.

You were going to fuck Joe in your dirty kitchen.

Posh, clean, designer-outfit Joe was going to have to fucking deal with your filth and, oh my God, you were definitely winning.

You hopped onto the counter, and Joe helped you a little, pushed you back so there'd be no chance of you slipping back off. You hooked your legs back around him, and then moved his hands away from your hips.

He was fast to move them to your jaw, to cup your face, but you used both your hands to get his away once more.

"So, you don't hate me, huh?" you asked as your fingers continued unbuttoning Joe's shirt, until they abandoned their task and found the button of Joe's trousers.

"N-no, I don't," Joe held both hands up and looked down to see you undress him. "I don't, shit, I don't hate you,"

"Prove it," you challenged, roughly tugging at the fabric to reveal Joe was throbbing inside of his underwear.

"Prove you don't hate me," you panted all breathily and made Joe hiss and groan as you placed a firm palm over him. Rubbed him over his boxer briefs, which were calvin klein's because of course they fucking were, and Joe had to hold onto the counter either side of you, his expression contorting.

"Prove. It." you hissed through your teeth, stilling your hands and now waiting for Joe to take charge. You'd gotten him this far, now he could show you just how much he didn't hate you all by himself.

But he didn't.

"Hmm?" you tried for eye-contact, but Joe's head was tipped down as he was breathing heavily.

He needed a moment, because, what the fuck was happening right now?!

Back in the black cab, where he had sat down and buckled up after climbing over you, Joe had Poppy's words in his ears still.

"She's fine! She's an adult woman with a sex life!"

And she'd said it just after Mark made a comment on you ending up in Joe's bed and unknowingly, she'd opened about nine doors in Joe's mind. Doors that had been closed, locked and bolted shut for ages. It took just one comment from Poppy, drunk or not, for those doors to be blown from their hinges and now, here he was... making out with you in your kitchen. Your hands all over him. Your breath on his face. Your tongue in his mouth. Your fingers unbuttoning trousers, and... Poppy didn't care. Didn't mind at all. Was all casual about it.

"She can decide for herself,"

You could. Did. Were currently doing.

But, Jesus Christ, just... give him a minute!

Joe remained still for too long, and you kind of thought, oh no, maybe you weren't actually winning, but were very quickly spiraling into losing.

So then you squeezed him, too close to the tip, and Joe growled. He shut his eyes and breathed heavily through his nose for just a second as you waited with a smug little smile on your face.

Joe'd eyes flicked up at you, and you saw it.

The change.

"Fuck it," Joe then muttered and pulled you forward by the hips, crashing you into him and the way you had tried to make Joe kiss you was exactly what he was giving you now.

Filthy open-mouthed tongue fucking. Absolutely obscene noises ripped from the both of you, and Joe started pulling on your top, started getting you out of your clothes and yes, this was exactly what you wanted.

It took seconds for you to be manhandled out of enough clothes before you got pulled from the counter and Joe turned you around.

Yes.

Yes.

Exactly what you wanted.

You felt Joe's elbow press into your back before his hand found the back of your neck for his fingers to curl around as he pushed you forward, bending you over slightly. Then another arm found its way around your hips and touched you in between your legs and Joe moaned.

Silky soft.

Warm.

Wet.

Joe moaned just from the slick feel of you, and you felt his forehead fall against your shoulder.

"Come on," you encouraged, impatiently pushing your ass into him.

With just the bottom two buttons of his shirt still done up, Joe pushed himself in between your thighs slowly.

This was a huge deal, and if he was honest, Joe needed time to process. Time he wasn't granted, because you had no idea, but shit. Just how often had he thought about this? Had he dreamt about this? And how convinced had he been that that's what it would always be: just dreams? You'd been off-limits. Sickeningly out of bounds.

Joe had always been so sure that even getting somewhat close to where he was right this very second would absolutely ruin his friendship with Poppy, which... which felt so silly now.

Joe was such an idiot.

"Joe, if you're not going to fucking prove to me that–"

You were cut off and gasped at the intrusion. Joe pushed himself inside and took his sweet time. Soft stuttered breathing and repressed whimpering came from behind you as he inched his way in, and you felt his hands shake.

If you didn't know better, this felt a lot like a seventeen-year-old trying his best to not blow his load within twenty seconds.

So, when Joe didn't start moving, you did.

Groans fell from Joe's lips as he tipped his head back and tried wrapping his head around where he was right now. What he was doing right now. Who he was doing right now.

Fireworks went off in his brain. All of the shades of all of the colours danced behind his eyelids. Orchestras played the most beautiful symphonies.

Why had he waited so long for this?

Why had he not made a move so much sooner?

Wait.

Why had you so willingly given in so quick?

Joe knew exactly why he had waited so long for this, knew precisely why he'd not made a move so much sooner, but, a huge factor of that was the fact that he made himself very unlikable around you. Joe had made sure to be awful. Unpleasant. Distant and cold.

Why the fuck were you even on board with any of this?

Joe got into his head, and got stuck there immediately. He thought of all the evenings you'd spent as far apart from one another as possible, opposite ends of the room. Of the awkward almost-fights the two of you had had. Of you almost leaving his house after he had made a misplaced joke. Of you leaving the pub. Of you silently scoffing at him every time you gave him a once-over.

Joe had done everything in his power to make sure you didn't like him.

And sure, this whole wedding thing had maybe changed that a little. You'd become a little friendlier. A bit more than just cordial and polite. Had had a few moments that could be described as things friends would do. Like that moment you had outside the wedding boutique. Or you know, the pulling him into his bed–

No.

Shit.

Hang on.

Joe was fucking it up.

Joe was fucking everything up.

Joe was fucking everything up royally.

Had you not fucking told him? Warned him? Opened up and showed him a little part of you that he very conveniently seemed to have forgotten about? Had told you about how guys – men – used to take your invitation for friendship for something that it clearly wasn't? How they'd be your friend until they'd reveal ulterior motives?

Joe didn't want to add to the hurt.

Didn't want to prove you right and scar you further.

Couldn't be one of those guys.

He'd seen you cry over it. Had seen why Mark protected you the way he did.

This was meant to be the romantic start of something. Not a one-and-done sort of frustration-fuck that he now clearly saw was what you were treating this as.

He should've fucking listened to Mark.

Meanwhile, you had no clue how Joe's mind was quite literally spiraling out of control.

You noticed Joe got into it, had started thrusting after you had helped him start off, but it only lasted for like... maybe a minute or two. You'd barely picked up a good pace before Joe pulled out and turned you back around to face him.

Joe kissed you again, and you were quick to sling your arms around his neck and get straight back into the nasty open-mouthed making out you were doing before. Joe was a good kisser, and although you rather had him focus attention to... other parts of your body, you kind of loved how into kissing Joe got. And so you allowed yourself to drown in it. Kind of lost yourself in it, a little bit.

Joe didn't stop kissing, but you felt him shift.

Felt him bend down just a little, for just a second, his lips not detaching from your lips throughout any of it.

And then you heard a zipper. And you looked.

Joe was getting himself dressed again, boner neatly tucked away in his underwear, now back inside his trousers.

Um. What the fuck.

"I'm... I'm sorry, but..."

Joe didn't finish that sentence. You did that for him, mentally. But I actually do hate you. Just realised. Whoops.

"What?" your eyebrows knitted together and your eyes fluttered between his, hoping you wouldn't find the answers you'd come up with yourself.

"I don't think... this– this isn't..."

Your arms slowly lowered as Joe stumbled to find the right words.

"Joe,"

You looked at him kindly as you cupped his face with both your hands. Whatever Joe was thinking, you knew it to be wrong, and hoped that a little smile from you would help convince him.

Joe shook his head a little as he frowned, looking down at the floor as he remained quiet. Mind racing, and yet once more, not sharing his initial thoughts because Joe never fucking did.

You were totally fine with Joe not being into you. He didn't need to be. He just... needed to get you off, in your kitchen, right now, because Joe was hot and he'd gotten you all riled up.

So, you moved in to kiss him.

But then he moved and turned his head away from you and stepped back.

"No," your voice sounded like you didn't understand what was happening right now.

And yea, that checked out, because you didn't.

"I'm sorry, I– um, I will... yea," Joe took more steps backwards and felt in his pocket for his phone which he found. "I'll see you. Around, I mean."

You were too stunned to speak and just stared at him. Half naked. One boob outside of your bra, the other still tucked away. In your dirty kitchen.

Joe gave you a final, small nod before he turned on his heel and just... left.

Walked right out.

You thought it was a joke, a bad cruel practical joke, until you heard your front door fall shut behind him.

It left you in a bad mood for days. And it was worse, because, who were you going to tell? Not Mark. Definitely not Poppy.

There was no one else to tell. So instead, it festered. The shame and embarrassment of it all rotted inside you and now the wedding was getting close and you still had to talk about your speeches.

No one had ever walked out on you mid-fuck.

You could agree that, had Joe not walked out on you mid-fuck, seeing him again would still be awkward.

But this.

This brought everything to a whole different level. A level you didn't even know existed before he'd stuttered some weird barely-there apology and then just... left you. Drunk and naked and horny.

If he thought your kitchen was too gross to have sex in, he could've just said that. Didn't need to get all weird over it.

It wasn't you who had climbed into a taxi with him.

You'd gone over so many reasons, but came up empty every single time, besides, you know, the simple conclusion.

Joe didn't actually like you.

He didn't want to be your friend and was only being nice because he felt obligated to be so. And, also, he was a huge dick. Had one, too. You hated that you knew that now.

About two and half weeks from the wedding, you assembled the groom and all the groomsmen for their last suit fittings. You'd also fit your dress, but you were doing that by yourself, later. You knew the colour of it matched their suits perfectly; Mark was going to wear a vintage dark plum suit that almost looked brown. Gorgeous. You loved it.

Mark looked so good in it, too.

The groomsmen, and thus you as the best men too, were all in a lighter shade of it, but wore a dark tie to match Mark's suit. You'd wear a lipstick in the same shade because there was not a chance you were going to get some godawful brooch to pin onto a tit. No way.

And, you had insider info on the colour of the bridesmaids dresses - and thus Joe's suit - and they were of a similar shade, a little less brown, but more muted.

It all mixed together in a beautiful palette, because the bouquets the girls - and Joe - were going to be holding, held every single shade of plum, burgundy and wine-coloured flowers. It would be a perfectly balanced picture, all of you together, you were sure of it.

This last fitting was just a formality, really.

Everyone was on time too, which was good. But you were still grumpy, and had been for days.

"What's up?" Mark asked, his eyes meeting yours in the mirror.

"Nothing," you lied. "Work's a bitch right now." More lies. Work was actually totally fine for once.

"Can't be that bad," Mark was being helped into his jacket and looked so fucking dapper. Even without his facial hair trimmed properly into shape, he looked sharp.

"Well, it is."

You saw Mark frown, but pretended you didn't. You hadn't seen Mark a whole lot since the stag do, but every time you had seen each other, your mood had been foul.

"Oh! Mine's missing a button!" Mark's brother shouted and when you rushed over, ready to yell at someone for it, you realised he was holding back his laughter and was very obviously joking.

"Ha, ha, really fucking funny,"

"This one has three arms!"

"I think mine's in the wrong fabric!"

"This one's a dress!"

All of them laughed and tried to get you to laugh along with them. You turned to look back at Mark who was smiling like an idiot. Mark loved his selection of groomsmen, even if you didn't right now.

"You want to get a new set of groomsmen? These ones are broken."

And Mark couldn't help but laugh. Even louder when you didn't as you made your way back over to where he was stood.

"Jesus, come on, cheer up a bit," Mark started. "I'm getting married."

"Yea," you replied and noticed a loose thread sticking up from his shoulder seam. "And weddings are hard work - stand still," you said, your frown deepening as you pulled the loose bit of thread out.

"My God, someone needs a right good shag," you heard Mark's brother from across the room, earning some snickers from the other men.

"Thank you," you shot back sarcastically, but all you could think was, yea you're fucking right I do, but apparently, men had decided they could just leave right as you were about to.

And then, they'd go back to, oh, you didn't know, staring lovingly at their best friend, perhaps.

Because that's what men did.

At least, that's what a man did.

He'd tell you how alike you were, and then he'd stare at her like she put all the stars up in the sky, and then he'd walk out after dipping his dick into you.

What the fuck was wrong with men?

Make it make sense.

You could feel Mark's eyes burn into your back from the mirror. He was studying your reactions closely, and you didn't like it. You used both hands to wipe across Mark's shoulders and avoided eye contact.

"This looks really good, Mark," you said, turning around to look at the full image of him in the mirror, hoping that changing the topic would work.

It didn't.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Mark tried, and you looked him in the eye for just a second and quickly worked to soften your expression. Mark looked worried, and you didn't need him worrying over you so close to the best day of his life.

"Fine, no worries."

Mark didn't buy it though. He had known you forever, and could see something was up. Something unwavering, because you'd been in this mood for a bit now.

"Did we fight?"

"What?"

"I barely remember anything from my stag do, but, if I said anything to you that I shouldn't have, please tell me,"

"We didn't fight." You assured him with a smile. "You and Poppy fought, but also made up... with a lot of visible tongue."

Mark grinned at that and wished he remembered that part of the night.

"Right in the middle of the bar. T'was gross, but very romantic."

Mark grinned as you faffed with his tie for a second. Made sure it wasn't crooked.

"You did scare away a random bloke who tried to talk to me, though," you said, and you hoped it would bring some comic relief.

"Oh, ugh," Mark winched and groaned at himself. "Is that why Poppy and I argued?"

You frowned in confusion. Shook your head a little to signal you didn't understand what he meant, which in turn, made Mark sigh.

"Pop's been going on about this for ages, and it's so stupid, because she's wrong. I know she's wrong. It's just that... you just... you do stupid shit when you get drunk."

You gasped.

"I do not,"

"No?"

"If there's one person who does stupid shit when they get drunk, it's you!" you poked a finger into Mark's chest.

"All right," Mark bit back and frowned. "Sure!"

"Who took three belly shots off of that hairy guy who had just asked for your number?" you made your point. "Man was clearly interested in you, and you just went on to suck sambuca right from his navel!"

"Uhh," Mark started, big eyes aimed directly at you. "Who ended up in someone else's bed claiming they just wanted to go for a nap with them?"

Oh shit.

You made big eyes right back.

"Yea. Exactly." Mark had made his point.

Fuck.

You didn't want to get into this. Not right now, and actually, not ever. If Mark was going to ask too many questions, you were going to have to tell him what happened after you left the stag do, and Jesus Christ, you really didn't want to. It was so fucking embarrassing, you really hoped that this time you and Joe did agree and were on the same page about keeping all of that a secret from your friends.

"Pop thinks I don't want you to get with anyone," Mark said, friendlier now. Not as playful as before. "Which is not true. I don't care whose bed you end up in. I just don't want you to do dumb shit. That's all."

For the first time that day, you cracked a little genuine smile.

"Thanks."

"Well, I do care. A little bit. Remember Oliver?"

Ugh. You did. Oliver was the worst.

"Fuck off." you punched Mark in the arm, way too hard, and made him yelp before rubbing his arm over his new suit jacket and replying,

"Hey, that's what friends are for."

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[inkbutterflyuniverse]

Sooooo I watched the new Descendants movie.

I have a LOT of things to say about it.

I won't talk about the fact that everyone goes to the same school because it's already been talked by many and many people. Yes it's dumb, we can all say that and agree on this point.

The first thing I need and want to say is the songs. I listened to the songs of the first three movies, and there really wasn't THAT MUCH auto-tune.

All the songs in the new movie are very autotuney, you can hear how much post-production there is.

This, and the fact that EVERY SONG has part where they talk/sing. I don't know if there's a word for it. It's like they were like "young people love rap and pop, so we will do a mix of this!" but it's not rap, and it's not really pop.

And that's the thing I'm the most mad about. I love the songs that Disney Channel offers us, and I think it's the first time where no song really hit me.

Now, let's talk about the plot. I wasn't expecting that ending. The fact that they succeed wasn't something I predicted. Because in everything that involves Time Travel, we're always told that changing the past would change the future and that it could have some repercussions that won't be good.

I was really expecting them to be the one who would provoc the prank as they were meddling. I thought that Ulyana would have the book thanks to them making a mistake or something like that.

I also really thought that we would see that ball before they go back. Because what if it wasn't Ulyana but someone else who pranked Bridget? Then they would have done everything for nothing.

The end confirms that changing the past will have repercussions but I don't really want another movie with Ulyana coming back as an adult or something else. 🙄 Or just, I don't want another movie PERIOD.

Also, I want to talk about the beginning.

So you're telling me that Mal, Ben, Evie and Jay left and they let Uma in charge of the kingdom? Like wtf bro.

Why would they let UMA of all the people in charge? I thought that Uma would just be the principal, not in charge of everything...

Ben's parents are still alive, they can retake their throne for a moment, while continuing Ben's policies for the time he's away.

(Even though, the king and queen shouldn't left their kingdom like that, without a heir, because you know... Frozen? Tangled the serie? An accident can happen really fast)

Oh and, Uma said Auradon was created 30 years ago, so it's been nine/eight years since Descendants? (Mal said 20 years ago at the beginning of the first movie) And it's just now that they decide to leave? 🙄

About the plot of the movie, I didn't find it really entertaining, I won't say it was a bad moment watching this, but I won't say that it was a good moment either... It was okay, at best.

The characters were not that good and except Red, and maybe the young Ella for her talk to Chloe, I can't say that I like them.

You're telling me that Cinderella's OWN DAUGHTER doesn't know what her mom past was?? She doesn't know she was abused and treated like a servant by her stepmother and her stepsisters??

No wonder that Chad was like that if they were raised as royals and never learned about anything else. She doesn't know how to wipe the floor. She touched a vase and it broke?

What did their mom taught them?? I was very happy to have Brandy and Paolo back at first, but if it's to portray them as royals and that's all, then what's the point??

Ella was Bridget's best friend, she said "let's go together to the ball" but when she was there, she left her for the prince?? 🙄 And then, Bridget got back to her kingdom and never saw Ella again?

That's not what I call a best friend. Evie is Mal's best friend because she acknowledged what Mal went through, and she told her that it was okay if she wanted to stay on the Isle, that it didn't mean they wouldn't stay friends. They had a beautiful duet in Descendants 2 about their friendship. And through the movies, they showed that they were there for each other.

When Evie needed comfort after Chad? Mal was there, telling her she was smart.

When Mal got her first date? Evie was there.

When Mal ran away to the Isle, Evie felt bad for not noticing what was happening to her best friend, and got back there, even though we know that she hates this place.

When Mal got cursed by Audrey, Evie was there, telling her she was still beautiful, and she accompanied her to the Isle.

When Doug was asleep and Evie was doubting about their love? Mal (and Uma) were there, telling her to try it. Mal knew that it would work because she knew that they both loved each other.

In every occasion, the three original movies showed us what it was like being a best friend. And in the fourth one, it didn't work. Nor with Bridget and Ella, nor with Red and Chloe. (Even if it's arguable that it's the beginning of Red and Chloe's relationship so who knows in the future?)

But the point was that Ella wasn't a good friend to Bridget if she just let her deal with Ulyana's prank. And if she said that it was just a prank, without considering the effect it might have on Bridget.

But it doesn't mean I hated everything. I liked the hommage to Carlos/Cameron. The picture of him, Uma talking about what he would have wanted... You know it's not just acting, and that China was really emotional because Cameron was a good friend of hers.

I liked Red's character, how she doesn't want to be like her mom, how she does what she wants, and she doesn't care. She stays herself through the movie and I like that.

I wish I could say that I like Chloe but unfortunately it's too soon. I need to see her growing, and understanding what the young Ella told her. She needs to learn that not everything is easy for everyone in life.

(oh and can someone explain me WHY she'll be the next queen if she has an older brother? As if Chad wouldn't be interested to be the next ruler. And as if his parents wouldn't let him have the throne because of what he did in the Descendants movies. He was still a teenager, he can always grow up. Especially after what Audrey did to him, it change a man)

I realized that it's already a big post, so I will stop here I think. There's so many things I could say, but I think I talked about the main points.

Overall, it was not a bad film per se, but not a good one either. I wished the songs were better and fited the actors' voices better.

(Like, Dara Renee has a great voice, her villain song could have been a big ballad with some big high notes that we know she can sing.

Also, Rita Ora has a great voice, I'm not her fan, but she CAN sing, and her song was meh. Too much talking. At least Brandy got "So this is love" to show her beautiful voice a bit.)

[tewwor]

𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 — 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 .

haibara dies and he's had enough. the life of a jujutsu sorcerer is left at the medical examination room. at the foot of that awful steel table.

society welcomes yet another cog into the capitalism dictated machine. he works his nine to five, five to nine, nine to nine. it's nonstop. a vacation to malaysia, he often thought to himself on the cusp of sleep, i'll take time off at some point.

all kento thinks of is money.. more and more money. it becomes all consuming. robs him of desires outside of monetary value. shackles him to the same wooden desk and grey cubicle walls day in, day out. he chases a promotion that feels just short of death. he is working himself to death. longer hours, less time dedicated to health, even fewer for himself.

he still sees curses. still occasionally sees a glimpse of all too familiar school uniforms. both alike are integrated in society, forever stamped into his life no matter how far he tries to run.

soon enough, his stride breaks.

haibara died and he still sees him silhouetted with each jujutsu student. grinning. bloody. here. gone. it's sickening and he's at his breaking point. he's lived both lives. seen both sides of this awful, shitty world. both of which he hated. both of which costed him greatly.

so he chooses the one he deems himself better at.

TIMELINE .

— nanami did snap on the clock and left a bloodbath with little to no remorse. was fully aware that he was killing regular people, but didn't use any cursed techniques ( the one silver lining ? ). it was just brute force with his fists and whatever office supplies were around. somehow, it felt more real and entirely too human.

— he meets higu during the culling games. they do fight, but he's not put through deadly sentencing. something's different about him and they end up circling each other like half starved dogs. they take a few more bites out of each other and come to an impasse. start to talk and find that they have a lot more in common than expected. how they view society as a whole, what served as the last straw before snapping, what they aim to do now. all in all, they revolve around what higu stated. "have you ever killed someone who ticks you off? it feels better than I expected."

— since he’s absolutely enraged about wtf kenjaku’s done to geto’s body — there’s the option for him to side with the sorcerers mid-culling game. something was worked out where nanami’s not actively being hunted ( don’t think the higher ups would take kindly to his slaughtering of civilians ) just for the sake of helping with all the craziness going on — though he’s mainly focused on kenjaku. after that, though? who knows :-)

MISC . INFO .

— he doesn't align himself with kenjaku, sukuna, or the sorcerers. instead, he aligns with himself and stays true to his decisions.

— he did not know about geto's body being possessed by kenjaku until shibuya. only reason why he was there at that specific time was for another mission lead. once he learns about geto's body, he is gunning for kenjaku. this infuriates him to the core.

— he still fought mahito and jogo with the addition of naobito. he still lost his arm and his eye. he still barely survived.

— *** in this verse he can't bring himself to interact with his once peers. gojo, shoko, utahime, mei mei, etc. that being said, i want him to!! we'll just have to plot it out a little!

— he prefers to wear red and black instead of blue and cream. his tie is zebra print ( scary ). his blade is not wrapped.

— nanami never met or taught any of the new first year students.

[coolxuli]

My thoughts on Milli and Geo’s parents.

I wanted to keep this a secret until further fanfics but I just can’t hold it in anymore. TW for murder and suicide at the end.

So Milli and Geo’s parents (let’s name them Artemis and Orion) were high school sweethearts who were both studying science at their school.

Coincidentally they were both transgender and were on HRT at the same time (not impactful to the plot or anything, it’s just a fact)

They went to college where they studied science or whatever, got married in their 20s, and enrolled to be scientists at the Umi City lab with four of their friends from high school (Orion’s brother included). During this time, Artemis and Orion grew apart because of them being assigned different tasks and stuff (one of which was probably to create Bot, maybe).

But after a few years working in the lab, because of the rise in crime in Umi City, them and all their friends are assigned to create a team of superheroes. The officials of the lab didn’t care how they did it as long as it was done so the six of them dived themselves into three groups and mix each others DNA with some mathematical items (because why the heck not!? Also, don’t ask how they did that) to create some kids with mathematical powers! Artemis and Orion were paired together, of course.

When the experiment began, the six heroes they created all developed at different speeds, and it took years for some of them to grow. But when the first hero (Orion’s brother’s child) had finished development over the course of 9 months, he came out as a newborn baby. When the lab officials saw this they were like “Wtf. Well, we can’t send a couple of newborns to fight crime, so when these babies are done, you’re all parents now.”

Artemis and Orion never thought of being parents so they were kinda dreading the time when their own kids had finished development, but then Orion looked over at Bot (who was just a helper robot at the time) and was like “Yup! I’m making this mf their caretaker now.”

Luckily for them, their kids weren’t going to fully develop for a few years, so they made the most of their time.

Unfortunately, around the time two more of the future heroes had finished development (at the same time, so they’re basically twins) Artemis had an accident in the lab that messed up her brain a little but everyone just brushed it off.

Finally, two years after the first child had finished development, Artemis and Orion’s first child, a daughter, had also finished development. They didn’t have a name for her so they asked Bot if he had any names and he remembered they mixed their DNA with measuring equipment so he decided to name their daughter Millimeters (but called her Milli for short).

Also, when one of the twins mentioned earlier was revealed to not have proper powers, the mother (who was called Yvette but that’s not important) of that child made her a dress that could make any pattern possible. (This dress came into Milli’s possession when the lab realised that three heroes were enough)

Artemis and Orion (who’s spark had been regrowing over the years) had no idea how to take care of a kid, so whenever the lab officials gave them days off to take care of Milli, they just left her at home with Bot and went partying, sometimes not coming back for days at a time. This behaviour worries Bot, but whenever he confronts them about this, they just shake him off because they just see him as a cheap piece of metal they use to take care of the kid.

More than nine months later, their son had finished development. And, same with Milli, Bot saw how shapes were mixed into his DNA and named him Geometry (but called him Geo for short).

Since Milli and Geo (and the three other kids along with the one still in development) were too small to do anything with their powers, the lab officials let the two sets of parents who’s kids were fully developed have a year off to take care of the kids. And during this year, Artemis and Orion’s relationship had full rekindled and they were practically out every night, barely spending any time with their kids who they just left with Bot.

But, as this year was coming to an end, Artemis became very sick and was bedridden. Orion tried to stay by her side but she involuntarily pushed him away because this illness would make her easily frustrated and depressed, to the point he just didn’t come home for days. She also tended to push Bot away, saying that he’d overstep her boundaries whenever he got close, making Bot feel bad and rarely going into her room.

As she recovered, she felt like her husband was hiding something, maybe even cheating. And that brain injury no one really worried about had really taken control of her psyche, maybe even to the point of murder. So when Orion came home after being gone for a few days, she was waiting for him in the kitchen with a knife.

Not going into detail of what happened but when she realised that she’d just unalived the love of her life, she did the same to herself.

Unbeknownst to them, Milli, who was two years old at the time, had seen the whole thing behind the kitchen door.

Bot rushed them to the hospital the moment he found them, but it was too late.

And that’s what happened to Milli and Geo’s parents in my AU!

[r0yalgrimmartz]

Kore and Chazz in the year 2024,,,

Since yugioh GX is set in like 2004 at the start of the series and they're like 15-16 there, so like 35-36 (oh JESUS), and I think Chazz and Kore might be married at this point here. Idk mainly because I personally think it would take them a while to get married mainly cause Kore was not exactly one to be in a rush to get married. AND I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO SKETCH FUTURE DESIGNS IMMA CRY!!!

But here are some ideas my brain was scrambling:

⚡️ Chazz is a world famous pro duelist basically at this point, absolutely knocking it out of the park. He's finally where he feels like he's meant to be, yet without his brothers help. However, he's somewhat mellowed out as he's gotten much older, but his old personality still lingers. He's still The Chazz we all know and love at heart.

[MORE SHIT UNDER TO READ]

⭐️ Kore does also funny enough become a pro duelist, however that is somewhat a bit later yet she's managing just fine. Chazz is somewhat responsible for helping funding her (that was before they confessed the feelings but shhh).

⚡️ They currently have three kids (idk how the fuck they even agreed to three), with Kore being the fun and exciting parent but knows when to be stern and mature when things get a bit serious. Chazz is surprisingly the somewhat stern parent, however he's a great listener if his kids have problems and is better at giving advice. Plus he might let them get away with a few things it's all good.

⭐️ Kore absolutely misuses modern day internet slang so bad. She has tried this with her kids. Her kids are absolutely embarrassed. Chazz does not even bother, he's just confused. Like wtf is "GYATT"???

⚡️ Chazz ends up needing fucking reading glasses, his vision when reading up close got worse-

⭐️ For all Kore is the physically affectionate one, Chazz has to initiate the affection and love since...Kore forgets. This man just waiting for a smooch as she just obliviously walks past.

⚡️ I am not entirely sure what Chazz's relationship with his brothers would be currently, since originally I had it where they absolutely do not speak to one another. But, maybe they all met up once just to have a brief catch up??? As unrealistic as it sounds, but maybe after that they just all go seperate ways.

⭐️ Kore gets married to Chazz around the age of 29-30. Mainly because Kore and Chazz didn't see each other again till they were like 23-24, but it was mainly Chazz trying to initiate trying to form a bond again (ends up being a romantic bond). Chazz literally tried proposing to her several times and this dumb bitch was like "ehhhh can we hold it off till next year and ask me that again?" Then after a few attempts Chazz just did one last attempt out of frustration probably outside of a gas station and she just was like "hmmmmmmm okay sure <3 But could you put 20 on number 4- " Yeah. Very...romantic.

⚡️ Chazz cannot drive for shit. Kore is the designated driver. Currently has been trying to learn thanks to Kore but he kinda just says fuck it and goes. Nine times outta ten nearly crashes into the side of someone's car.

⭐️ Shopping trips tend to be a nightmare, mainly because Kore wanders off, and Chazz is fighting for his life on trying to find out where tf his spouse just fucked off to. Kore is found wanting to buy several mugs she found cute. Chazz is scolding her like a fucking parent and dragging her back to the shopping cart.

⚡️ Adding onto shopping nightmares, I feel like Chazz still is like "we getting the finer brands" and Kore on the other hand is like "yeah but they have a three for one sale- " then it ends with Chazz forcing the finer brands into the shopping cart. He's paying for the shopping tho so win win???

⭐️ Kore has dragged Chazz out for late night car rides a couple of times. Both going on late night drives, and getting food from drive throughs. Sometimes they'll park somewhere quiet and just chill on the car bonnet and watch the stars. It's a lame as it sounds, but Chazz just sorta let's Kore. I feel like Chazz does enjoy dumb things like these, granted not wanting to be woken up at stupid hours of the morning, but they kinda just star gaze and ramble on dumb shit or problems they're just feeling.

⚡️ Chazz I don't imagine is the most affectionate person during the series of GX, but thanks to Kore's gentle affection and her being slow and steady with Chazz, he grows more affectionate over time. Doing little things like hand holding, leaning against one another while they're sitting, Chazz constantly keeping Kore close - mainly so she doesn't wander off - or small brief head pats in public.

⭐️ Kore doesn't have much identity issues compared to the shit that happened after Season 3 of GX, but now and then I feel as if after what she's gone through she still struggles with her own image and doubts on who she is. Cause ya know, being used as some sort of sacrifice to be rebirthed as some horrifying deity close monster like some shit outta Fear & Hunger meanwhile your other friends are dead and your other friend is some Supreme King and there's some non-binary dragon monster spirit- Yeah that shit crazy. But Chazz does try help reassuring Kore a lot. She might still have the odd nightmares but Chazz immediately hugs her close and let's her silently cry it out. Once she's calm they'll chat after or unless Kore is that tired, then she'll doze back off.

⚡️ Idk why...but I feel like Chazz is somewhat the type of motherfucker that's like "you kids don't know how good you have it these days" or like "they don't Duel like how they used to" idk but it plays on my mind.

⭐️ Kore worries about how she raises her kids, as she doesn't want to cause strain or pressure on them like how her mother used to push her to be the best along with her siblings. Same with Chazz, he worries about how he raises his kids but he's a bit more self aware and doesn't hold unrealistic standards like his brothers did on him.

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As for like their kids, I doubt they'll ever be sketched. Originally I didn't think they'd have any due to their like fear of how they'd raise them. But I've pondered so just in case, then here even tho it really isn't relevant (both English and Japanese names):

🥀 Kenji Manjoume/Kaden Princeton

- First child

- Golden child yee yaw ass

- Gifted then severely burnt out in later years.

- Very soft and sweet wee lil' boy, grows to be a severely tired and irritable man.

- WhoreTM

- Top buttons on shirt always undone, cleavage. Slut behavior.

- Dramatic af, Kardashian style break down if shit doesn't go his way.

- Needs therapy but won't go. Says he's fine. Is not fine.

- Probably Bisexual. Man leaning.

- Fave ice cream: Cookie Dough.

💎 Himari Manjoume/Harper Princeton

- Second child

- Actually was planned. Ended up being a nightmare child (feral gremlin).

- Was the cutest baby, but underneath would attempt to set someone on fire.

- Tried cutting Atticus' hair once. In his sleep.

- Very chill in later years.

- Quiet and intimidating looking which makes people fear her (is actually super shy and easily flustered someone talk to her).

- Lifts. Has been passed down the beef genes (thanks to Kore and Riley's papa <3).

- Absolutely spoiled by Chazz when she was little. Deffo some form of Daddy's girl surprisingly....

- Can now easily pick up Chazz in later years. She strong. That ain't yo lil' girl Chazz you raised King Kong. Still loves her tho. Just is startled at how she can easily pick him up.

- Literally a beast duelist. Yet fumbles when her crush talks to her.

- Likes to dress very feminine. Very into skin and hair products.

- Very into girl's....is shy to even ask out.

- Fave ice cream: Mint chocolate chip.

✨️ Ekou Manjoume/Elijah Princeton

- Third child.

- Ultimate accidental child.

- Actually the most chilled baby to raise.

- Yet found ways to get into places he shouldn't like the balcony, cupboards, under the bed, on top of the closet,,?

- Very soft and shy little bab, a full on enthusiastic dumbass in later years.

- Zero braincells.

- Surprisingly academically super smart. Yet lacks common sense at times.

- Acts very flamboyant. Yet has ultimate rizz. Doesn't even realise he has rizz, he's a fucking idiot-

- Somewhat looks more like Chazz. Hilariously. Yet has more of Kore's enthusiasm and her life filled eyes. Probably will cause arson though.

- No filter. Says the most outlandish, borderline horrific down bad shit your poor ears have ever heard.

- Bisexual??? Somewhat woman leaning.

- Fave ice cream: HAH. He lactose intolerant like Kore....likes a lot of sorbet tho. Mainly lemon or lime flavoured desserts.

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This is all of my rambling I will croak now if anemia doesn't do it-

[miniwritesrefs]

2024 Book List

Books read: Approx. 14+ (some books missing from this list)

Trials of Apollo [1] - Rick Riordan

I was a Percy Jackson kid in the late stages of high school, I jumped on the train late, and never finished. Trials of Apollo made me want to read them again--especially because of references that I just did not fully understand as it called back to other books XD Apollo is the character of all time though, love to see this man now boy go through it. If anyone had to be humbled, I'm glad it was him so he could become a good dad in the future and possibly pass that on to the other gods (x to doubt).

Some Faraway Place [Audio Book] - Lauren Shippen

I'm still a Rose un-enjoyer, but the book itself was incredibly enjoyable. It fed my Damien Enjoyer cravings, and Rose's story in and of itself is interesting, between her family and relationships, but I just... don't vibe with her. It's okay to not like people, she's one of them, I don't hate her. Gave me intense inspo for a TBS game.

Jackaby [Audio Book] - William Ritter

Jackaby was an incredibly interesting book. While I can't put this one into words, it was highly enjoyable, and the narration was top notch! Supernatural, and banshees, and werewolves oh my. A funky little Sherlock Holmes type.

The Cure for Burnout [Ironically Unfinished] - Emily Ballestros

Hahaha.

Garlic and the Vampire [Graphic Novel] - Bree PaulsenGarlic and the Witch [Graphic Novel] - Bree Paulsen

Garlic is such a little baby, I love Bree Paulsen's graphic work, and that's all there is to say on the matter.

Into the Pit [Unfinished] - Scott Cawthon

LBR I just read it for the one story. Will try to finish the others another time.

Indebted to the Vampires [1] - Erin Bedford

UH. So it's host club fanfic with ocs, but bad host club fanfic. Also a little smutty, but just a little clunky. 

Wicked Appetite [Audio Book] - Janet Evanovich

It had an okay concept! The narration made it extra hard, and I hated Dissel's personality. The gluttony charms (gluttonoids??) had awful effects, and sure it made sense but I didn't like them dfdgh. A one off read.

Bride [Unfinished] - by Ali Hazelwood

LMAO I, couldn't do it. They named the girl Misery and- Despite this books placement on the page, I'm pretty sure I bought this book in January and just couldn't get through it. And then I read the content warnings on the website at the end of the year and I cant believe they just had this one sitting in the front of Target like a prize...

The Hunger Games [Book and Audio Book interchangably]

This book was better than I remember and yet more emotional (for me) than I remember. Just getting through that first iconic scene of Katniss volunteering for Prim made me teary and emotional. The way they all banded together the moment she did, a silent act of solidarity. That in itself felt like the true first moment of rebellion in a way. It's terrible to think of, kids so young, going into an arena knowing they're bound to die. And the twist of them being told they could both live, only to have it snatched away--if it were Cato and Glimmer(?), there would have been no hesitation, only Katniss could come up with a stunt like that. The worldbuilding was great, and I know we see more of it in the next book, I just have to... get to it. I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE DOG PART, AND I'M STILL MAD ABOUT IT, WTF--Truly I must have blocked that part out. That was so rude dfghgj

Aisle Nine [Audio Book] - Ian X Cho

Black Friday apocalypse? Yeah. Post apocalyptic apocalyptic setting where the main characters are older teens working retail. The plot twist was interesting, the side characters were goofy (in a good way). A tale about hope in hopelessness, with a bit of that YA romance aspect sprinkled in. Wasn't *unbearable*, but end game was always apparent. I kept forgetting the MC's name throughout the story wheeeze (Sorry Casper- oop I mean Jasper). 

The Week Before [Dubiously Finished] - Scott Cawthon

Choose your own adventure of Ralph! Phone Guy gets a name! Phone Guy has a daughter,,, yeesh, poor guy. Fnaf's biggest fan and they did him dirty like this, can't believe.

Books I'm looking forward to finishing:

The Cinnamon Bun Book Store - Laurie Gilmore

Reflected Light - F.Nevarez

[ga-yuu]

Hi! I just wanna ask if you're from India? Just wanna make sure cause I saw it once on the blog description. The reason I ask is actually for a stupid reason. And feel free to ignore.

Lately, I've been coming across Indian tv scenes meme where people die by getting strangled ridiculously by the scarf getting caught in a fan of them getting slapped and pushed into it. Or one where a girl rescued a guy who fell and did many backflips in the air, by riding a large kite. Are these really what's in Indian tv show? I wanna know who their target audience is. And what they think about it?😅 I find it quite humourous and it gives me a good laugh.

OMG. Lol. Okay. I'm gonna rant okay! I'm also gonna be referring some tv shows and use show hindi terms that are very popular among these shows.

Indian tv serials or Indian tv dramas are EMBARRASSING AS HELL and I'm not proud to say that. If I could describe it in one sentence I would say---"It will give you a brain tumor, so please don't watch it."

About 90% or more, Indian tv serials are like that. I'm not joking. Let me tell you why?

Ekta Kapoor. Ekta Kapoor or Ekta didi (we'll call her like that!) is a very infamous name in India. She's basically a producer and has produced more than 100 tv serials. Apart from two or three good ones, the rest are dog shit. Also, all of them are soap operas. The problem with her tv serials is that, they don't have an identity. For example, let's take K-dramas or C-dramas. They have shows for different genres like romance, mystery, thriller, horror, historical etc. But when you take a look at most of the Indian shows, almost all of them have 'saas-bahu' melodrama ('saas' in hindi means 'mother-in-law' and 'bahu' in hindi means 'daughter-in-law') and nothing else. There is no actual plot or goal or even an ending. They don't even have a genre. For example, there is a tv serial called 'Sasural Simar Ka'. It started a normal soap opera melodramatic show, but then out of nowhere it ventured into supernatural stuff. Yeah, I'm not joking. Simar is the name of the main protagonist and is a normal human being who got married into a rich family (like every other ekta kpoor tv shows) and then after IDK 1000 episodes later, she turns in a fly. .....yep, I wish I was joking. You can check that on youtube if you don't believe me.

Seriously, the writers don't know what they're writing. They're just doing whatever to milk-out each episodes. Another problem with these shows is that, they just never want to end. Some shows starts with a good message but then after like 50 episodes when the message is conveyed and the goal is achieved, the best thing we must do for the show for it to remain as good as it is, is to end the fucking show, right? But Nope! They just keep going and going and going and going and going...I remember when I was nine years old, my mom used to watch this one serial called 'Yeh rishta kya kehla tha hain'. I finished my school and started college and the show was still going on. After reading your question, I simply googled to see if the serial was still on going but thankfully they ended it after 14 YEARS! WITH 4000+ EPISODES! 4 FUCKING THOUND EPISODES!!? WTF IS THIS EVEN ABOUT? One piece could never. Oh before I forget, 'Yeh rishta kya kehla tha hain' is also a soap opera. So as you see, unlike k-dramas that ends with about 20 to 22 episodes per season, Indian tv serials doesn't end. This also burdens the writers because they have to keep churning out new drama for each episode and after some time, its clear that they are running out of ideas. Writers are also human beings. If they are ordered to writer each episode everyday, they would obviously feel burned out and run out ideas, which would lead them writing shit like this:

and also the funny clips you saw on youtube. Unlike K-drama, whose episodes are once or twice a week, indian tv shows are daily (except for sat and sun) and there would be a watch party in my house which starts right after 6pm. 6pm is when my family pray and the tv would be on around that time, because my family members don't wanna miss a single scene. It starts at 6pm and ends at around 9 or 10pm on avg. depending on the number of serials they watch.

Now earlier when I said about Indian tv shows having no identity, well, almost all tv serials are centered around 'saas-bahu' drama. No matter what the story is, everything ends up being a story about a rich family wearing heavy makeup and saris and their boring household affairs where the daughter in laws and mother in laws try to conspire against each other for no reason and the men in these serials are nothing but props. Also there is always this grandma character who for some reason never dies despite having grandkids and those grandkids having grandkids and even if one of those grandkids die, this old lady never does.

Another thing, which I'm quite embarrassed to say is that, Ekta didi had been trying so hard to remake many popular american shows like the Vampire dairies and the Game of thrones. Now personally, I have not watched either of them. Ekta didi has tried remaking Vampire diaries and Twilight 3 times! The first one is called 'pyaar ki yeh ek kahaani' was something my sister used to watch. It was fine at first but soon becomes boring as hell. There is no story or setup or mythology, nothing. She just made it because she wanted to copy Twilight, because it was a blockbuster around that time. Her second attempt was 'Fanaah' and I don't remember it at all despite it having well known actors, it flopped so hard. Her third attempt and the most embarrassing one is the recent remake of the Vampire diaries who's name I don't even remember and I don't care to look it up, because I'm so embarrassed to even talk about it. Yeah, that's why.

You what's the best and worst thing about India? India is a country that has people speaking many languages. I come from the South and I speak Malayalam. There are other languages like Tamil, Telugu, Hindi, Kannada, Marathi, Gujarati etc. Although I don't speak most of them, I do understand them. That's great. But you know what is not great? The tv shows that I mentioned above, they are all in Hindi. Which means....THERE ARE TV SHOWS LIKE THAT FOR OTHER LANGUAGES AROUND INDIA! Like I said, I come from the south, so my family watches Malayalam tv shows and although they are not as cancerous as the hindi ones, they are still shit and the writers doesn't know when to end it. I swear to god, if my grandma understood every languages in this world, she would watch every tv serials like this forever.

Now the audience. Basically all ages can watch these. But, not everyone wants to. Especially we young teenagers and people with brains, don't wanna watch these kinds of serials because we know it's not worth our time. Instead of watching that, we'd rather waste our time watching a normal anime or manga or play games or even study. The only people who watch these are kids (as in babies) who don't know what the fuck is going on but watches them because others are watching it, grandparents because they don't have anything to do in life so they just watch for entertainment, and people who have no job irl and watch these shows just to taste that spicy drama that we don't get to taste irl. I mean, I won't blame them, who the hell would wash laptops in real life with a dish soap? They all gather and form a watch party and once this starts, no one is allowed to disturb them. My grandpa was bedridden, so my grandma would feed him dinner before 6pm every night so that he won't disturb her during her shows. My dad told me that the watch party is so intense that they won't even be conscious about their surroundings. He said "Even if a robber enters the house, steals the things around the house, makes coffee and leave, these idiots still won't know." and he's not exaggerating.

Also let me tell you, its not always been like this. In the earlier days, before Ekta didi became a producer, Indian tv serials were not like this. There used to be good tv serials with good messages and not to forget the epics 'Mahabarath' and 'Ramayana' these are literal gold even to this day. But now, Ekta didi is the Queen to indian television, so we can't do anything about it. :(

[queenpiranhadon]

I need some help

So me and my childhood best friend of 9 nines now are in a bit of a situation- except she doesn’t know that yet. We’ll call her Riri. Riri and I have been through a lot together- we’ve been through a lot of fights and makeups but honestly right now I have no idea what to do with her right now. I don’t want to say too much because my irl friends would probably know who she is if I elaborated but she’s being extremely mossy and keeps acting as if she has complete control over my life. I tease her for liking something a lot “ugh Kae you’re actually so insensitive can you like stop?” When she disrespects my fashion sense and my interests and friend choice. “Omg Kae to be fair, you have a lot to work on.” I’m sarcastic or sassy for a second? “Seriously you’re so rude- don’t talk to me like that.” Any other time? “Well I’M sorry, I’m just giving back with interest.”

Like I’m seriously at my wit’s end with her. Even after all of this, it’s a continuous loop of tolerate, adapt, tolerate, adapt etc etc etc

And even so, I’m still not apparently enough because she’s always so damn happy with other people who literally act the same way as me. When her other friends are loud? “Omg did you see them earlier? It was SO FUNNY.” When I’m loud? “Kae actually shut up, people are staring.”

And whenever I try to bring it up she’s like “Girl we’re best friends I just treat you like that because we’re close.”

Bull. Shit. I’m mean to my friends all the time but I back off when I’m being mean- she’s just another level.

Not to mention, she ALWAYS THINKS THE WORST OF ME. Someone we both know was going through something really tough, so I comforted them the best way I could- by being weird. And they cheered up! But when I was talking about it earlier in front of her she’s like “Kae wtf that’s so mean.” Like did you really think I would’ve done it if it made them feel WORSE?!

It’s come to the point where she won’t even let me be nice to her- like I try to go out of my way to do something special for her this one time and now she’s like “Kae if you fucking do it I will actually stop being your friend.” but if my one response to another outfit of hers is “lackluster” then she runs off telling people I called her ugly.

And here’s the real tip of the iceberg. I’ve been in a club for the past three consecutive years of my life- ever since it first started- and the teacher running it knows me and trusts me enough to run some of it on my own because I am capable and passionate about said club. Then Riri comes along and joins the club for my last year or doing it and now I’m apparently not doing my job right?? Like I know my shit, and she’s waltzing over making me feel incompetent again.

And when I actually do feel competent about something- she guilt trips me into feeling bad for being good at it- that it’s my fault for being talented at something she isn’t.

And it’s just so mentally taxing when I don’t feel like talking to her for a few days and then she comes along asking if I’m mad at her, and I say no of course not because losing a childhood friend who knows me so well would destroy me and my goddamn separation anxiety, but my mental capacity can’t take this shit anymore because never in my life has a legitimate friend made me feel so bad about myself- not even my ex- and I don’t know what to do.

yay angst

sorry for the vent lmao

[givemeanaccountalready]

Sometimes I look through my WIPs and go, wow, I wish I had the focus to write this, maybe someday…

I’ll probably get to this one day, because I think it’s funny, and I don’t want to pronounce it dead quite yet. It’s saved in my writing folder as Sasuke Retrieves and it is a skeleton of memes and incorrect quotes so don’t expect anything actually important from this post, I just needed to shake the plot bunnies out my ear drums rn.

It’s quite literally just the reverse of Shippuden, where instead of Naruto and Sakura are trying to get Sasuke to come back to the Hidden Leaf with Sai in tow, it is Sai kind of kidnaps Naruto and Sakura and the three of them are going on an adventure, trying to find the remnants of Uzushio, while Sasuke is in the background, losing his shit. This all takes place in their last year at the Academy, so Sasuke hasn’t been tortured for a second time by Itachi and he’s like, something is fishy, I have so many questions, time to get dumbass 1 and dumbass 2 back while I’m at it.

In an attempt to impress Sasuke when she was 10, Sakura decides that if anyone can recreate Lord First’s Wood Release jutsu, it’s gonna be her because the Senju and Uchiha founded the Leaf together, so mastering a legendary Senju jutsu is totally going to impress him. The ANBU who watch over the Leaf alert Lord Third (and Danzo) to the fact that a small, pink haired child keeps trying to apply chakra to seeds in her hands, making the seeds explode. Lord Third is like, probably nothing will come up of it, but can you imagine if this small child did that? That would be pretty dope. They’d have another Wood Release user to control Naruto if he loses control of the Nine Tails. Danzo decides that he can spare one small child to invest in this pink one’s development.

So Danzo sends Sai in, Sai poses as a “normal” ninja in training to help guide Sakura (mostly just pass her some scrolls on chakra control, Water and Earth Release style jutsu, and on his own volition, Sai keeps gifting her botany books). Sakura is like, this guy is my age but so weird like he’s never seen another human being before, but he is taking me seriously and helps me so I guess I could be his friend. Naruto more or less bursts onto the scene of their training on accident, and once he is confident that Sai and Sakura aren’t boyfriend-girlfriend, just inserts himself into the training. Sai enjoys goading him into fights, Naruto thinks it’s awesome that Sai is sharing all these cool jutsu with him and Sakura (it’s for Sakura but he’s witnessing it and considering himself a student), and Sakura enjoys having Sai take her seriously and having Naruto gush over her chakra control and experiment process, even if she loudly denies it. She is even starting to make some progress by making existing buds flower. She is also noticing that something is off about Naruto’s background.

But Danzo is going to Danzo, and he ruins it. He forces Sai to choose between killing Shin or Sakura. Shin is dying and he’s like, welp, technically, a Wood Release user is of more benefit to the village, and he dies. Sai does not take it well, and he goes off to confront Sakura. Sakura has no idea wtf is going on, just that Sai is going crazy (from grief). Sai tells her to make his brother’s death worth it, and keeps shoving a peach pit in her face and demanding she make a tree. Sakura is vaguely aware that something bigger is going on here, but Sai has slammed all of her buttons and hit all insecurities and so she takes the seed, tosses it at the ground with an angry “SHANNARO!”, and a tree erupts from the ground. Both Sai and Sakura are surprised by the tree, and Sakura gets in one laugh before fainting from exhaustion.

Sai panics. And so he picks her up and runs like Hell. Danzo’s ruthless, emotionless soldier process has officially backfired. Naruto follows him out of the village. When Sakura wakes up, the three of them are at the Valley of the End. Sai explains that he needs to GTFO and intends to take his only two friends with him. He convinces them by explaining that Danzo sent him to Sakura so that she could become strong enough to control the Nine Tails without needing to rely on Sasuke, and confirms Sakura’s suspicion that Naruto is related to the Nine Tails, just not the way she thought. Naruto isn’t the Nine Tails himself, but a fantastic piece of Uzumaki Tupperware. Naruto is blindsided because what do you mean the Uzumaki clan is famous? He has been alone for so long, why did he have to be all alone? He didn’t ask to be the vessel to the Nine Tails.

The three decide screw it, we’re going on a field trip to Uzushio to see if we can find Naruto’s family and maybe get the Nine Tails into an adult so the people of the Leaf stop hating him (they don’t know that that could kill Naruto). Meanwhile, back at the Leaf…

PANIK

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[thebadtimewolf]

this was is my drafts at 2:40 am. i have nearly 200 and most are pictures of billie so this has to go.

yall need yall ears checked.

15 said what he said: i am better because you (14) got better so go do it. which means all that trauma 14 went through 13, 12, 11, its got processed and grieved and he stood still and has a family to call home to hes an uncle hes a stepson hes a best friend and has a dad and not alone and not running and finally just breathe he os now more open hes going to continue (and we see literally 15 does shows signs that not only is he not haunted by what 14 is currently going through but is more jovial more jovial than 9 ever was).

He cant skip out on it because the nobles wont let him and 15 definitely wont: hes finally finally stopped running. Living the day by day, not running from danger to danger to danger to danger to danger - something we havent seen since 4 k9 and romana ii: a doctor sitting tf down and going 'wtf this shit bonkers!'

how do they both - how did dhawan!dr run around while his corpse is in the glass box. WE JUST EXPLAINED THAT THE DR ISNT GALLIFREYAN.

stop discounting timeless child stop ignoring flux, all the so called gallifreyan myths about regeneration were put in place by tecteun to stamp out any of the dr's hope and those that wished to follow in their steps and it failed in real time. All those types of regeneration? Those were all the dr because they ARE THE SOURCE OF IT THEY HAD IT ON RECORD. Bi regeneration - means that timeless child has done this before in one of tecteun FORCED AND MEMORY WIPED experiments.

Anything that is considered to be a myth in regards to what a time lord can and cant do needs to be under a heavily different lens. Because its not what a time lord cant or can do, its what a Gallifreyan granted with regeneration can and cant do but what the Doctor/Timeless could do on a whim that the rest have to struggle to replicate with their regeneration cycles.

'but toymaker said he-- ' so has clara, great intelligence, 4th and or 8th dr, tecteun, rasillion, gallifreyan society, daleks anyone that are in the audios HES NOT SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT?? he killed torvic and mind swaped the memory of it to the dr?? he made dr time's champion so time would spare them even though in turnn wiping the dr's mind about said encounter? girl toymaker rearranging the drs history aint special. its not. hes 60 YEARS LATE in participating a already-turned in group project. which im betting its the 4 x river audios where 4 knows river when he should not at all.

you see how david watched matt,peter,jodie AND HES HIGHLY LIKELY GOING TO WATCH THIS AND NCUTIS? you see how ncuti ALSO WATCHES THIS? YOU SEE HOW THEY DONT SKIP NONE AFTER NINE? and these eps are short without ads.

yeah do that. that way you know exactly who and what and why and when and where the reference ks being referenced and the character progression had been from point a to current.

dont be surprised if ryan gosling decides to be the next dr since we have three gigantic whovians also be the dr.

note: if anne hathaway and or tatiana maslany becomes the next or later dr they are actively stealing my 2010 shit alk because of a gifset i made.

[bluephoenixblog]

Notable Video games of 2024

Not a top ten and hopefully no spoilers, I’ll try to avoid them. This was a good year for the kind of games I like, so I did play allot more than usual. I feel like I played more games then watched shows and movies.

The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom for the Nintendo Switch (Nintendo)

    It’s cute, I love the gameplay and I enjoyed it a thousand times more than BOTW and TOTK. Around twenty hours to finish unless you’re like me who has to go look at everything and run around randomly. I don’t

4/5

Also, for some odd reason Iv begin calling Zelda, Zelly just because she’s sooo cute!

Silent Hill 2 for PS5 (by Konami)

  I feel like this nails what a remake should be, is true to the original but is different enough that it’s not boring to play. I praise it for living up to the gameplay and story of the old one with next gen graphics and I didn’t have any issues with the graphics or anything no odd scruffiness. The only thing I can say if I want to be nit-picky is the fog is still better in the older games, the modern graphics just don’t get the grain or copy of that creepy fog like what the old PS games did. I am sure that’s because of how odd the effect was done back in the day but I’m sure there’s a way to make the fog better then what we got but that is so little compared to everything else that this remake did well.

5/5 for being a true remake but not a boring carbon copy. 

Life Is Strange: Double Exposure for PlayStation 5, Windows, Xbox Series X/S and Nintendo Switch. (by Deck Nine and published by Square Enix)

   I believe this is the 5th game in the overall LIS series and the second time we get to play Max as the main character since one. I think there are pros and cons to have a game series that is known to be episodic come out all at once. It makes it feel a bit rushed but you also feel relived you don’t have to wait a week or more at a time to finish a game. I like the game play but Max’s powers are better explained and the game play was more, cool, or interesting in the first one. This time she has less time powers but the space of time and different timeless. Witch is cool but it feels like a bit much for me, very muddy.

   The story isn’t as good either but that’s not to say it isn’t good it just kind of makes you want to go play the first one and before the storm. There also a couple of fan theories that were allot better than the plot of what was actually going on. Um one or two okay but when most fan fiction sounds better and makes more sense then I’m like okay I think I want the only one who felt underwhelmed. Not at all at Aw.

   Voice acting and music very lovely as always.

3/5 

Palworld for Windows, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S & PlayStation 5 (Pocketpair)

   ….I lost so many hours of my life to this game…I need more Chikipi’s. it has good game play; the story isn’t really important (what little there is of a story) the music is forgettable and I actually play with headphones on with either an audio book or music. This is a game where you do turn your brain off and build your charter your base or your Pals.  

3/5

It’s a stress reliver and it is cute but it’s not a mind blowing master piece.

Mouthwashing for PC/Windows (developed by Wrong Organ and published by Critical Reflex)

  WTF did I even play…I’m sad not really scared…this is a very emotional driven psychological game. I remember why I don’t play indie horror games when I’m happy. There is no way to explain this game to you without spoiling it, so if you want a good emotional terrorizing space horror story then play this or go watch someone who does it just for the plot. The story makes this game worth it.

   4/5

Resident Evil 4 for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, PC/Windows, and Xbox Series X/S (Capcom)

 I did not get to play this game on release but I hope it’s okay I put it in this 2024 list of mine, if not…skip it? Don’t read it? I don’t know what to say but I’m going to ignore anyone who’s like “But that came out in 2023”….I didn’t play it until this October a few months ago.

  RE4 is a game that I probably have a very different outlook and take on then most other people. I grew up on re 1-code veronica (zero and outbreak) . When I say that I mean I have older brothers who gave me a donut and told me thee monster weren’t real and I even played with my little hands. I’ve never been afraid of zombies but I do think that fostered my interest in them as a person. So, when I was 12 in middle school and re4 was coming out, I won’t lie I was very disappointed and almost refused to play it. also, big Claire fan, so much better then Leon, was my thinking even though code veronica just had her as a main character.  So, I actually wouldn’t play RE4 until 2008 a year or so later after it came out for the Wii…I will say I’m glad I waited because I had so much fun with motion controls and using the fake Wii shot gun thing. Everyone I tell this to loves to inform me that that’s the easy way to play 4. I’m like who cares it was fun.

  Anyway, the remake, I think between the remake of 2 and 3, 4 so far is the best. It does what both kind of failed at, you don’t feel like you’re missing gameplay, puzzles or story beats and plots. The voice acting and charter updating was done so well. it actually makes me very disappointed in what we got with the remakes of 2 and 3. Like re4 makes capcoms work on the other work look soooooo bad.  But where not talking about them. If you are existed for a remake that counties to rock the franchise then give it a try I don’t think you’ll be sad.

5/5

I’m not still annoyed that playing Leon and Claire’s stores in different order doesn’t make a difference or that there puzzles don’t really intertwin, or they forgot that Ada was in a romantic relationship with John and manipulated him for the passcodes to get into the labs….Nooo, or that there was not a clock tower or a warm in the most short cliff not version of 3….no I’m not petty bitter to think things could and should have been better. (looks at how clean and good re4 came out)

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Infinity Nikki for Android, iOS, PlayStation 5, and Microsoft/ Windows (by Papergames)

    …Do you like dress up games? Do you like crafting and do you like adventure? Boy if your someone who wants to run around for free and do all these things then this is the game for you. I’ve been a fan of the app games for years but playing this latest installment on the PC dose make it feel completely different. I will say it’s slow on my laptop and my phone, I have yet to try it on the ps5. Other than that, for a game that is free I am beyond amazed and happy with it.

4/5 because I do find the controls annoying on both versions iv play and shutting the sound off was a bit annoying of a task to do as well. I need my audio levels adjusted all the time so it helps when I can do it easily.

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Woot I’ve been sick and this was my last list of notable things I had to get done. I hope you guys have been having a good New Year so far. I will be working on some art to post soon. I had wanted to do cute drawings for each game above but not feeling well I decided agents it since I wanted to have these post up a week ago. So look out for some cool fan art.

[public-school-quotes]

(submitted by someone i wish i could tag not my shit whoever did this because tumblr won’t let me see it i love you)

i am just going to make a masterpost of my school’s shenanigans

a: “ill tell you where its from after we get outta hearing range of (teacher). dont wanna get in trouble“ has gotten in trouble for swearing^

b: “(name) most of the things you say would get you in trouble”

a: “.. fair”

c (teacher) was proctoring and so we were in another classroom. he walked in, and immediately said “whats up knuckleheads”

d: “bbq beans???? its 07:11!!!”

e: “yeah”

f: “hand or mouth?”

g: “teeth”

f: “no”

h: “no”

a“please add arson (to a story) if you didn’t already”

b“that’s their first date wtf”

b“i want to add a dark turn to my story but half of the characters are already dead”

a “kill another”

b “hes gonna die later!”

a “whats wrong with a necromancy”

b“he already died once already!”

a“whats wrong with a SECOND necromancy?”

b“he only has 9 lives”

a“what about 100th necromancy?”

a“stab and run!”- quoting a list of crimes

b“thats a 6 year old”

a“what”

b”ripping out organs wasnt an issue”

a”oh thats just tuesday!”

b”what are you scared of?”

a“someone opening my writing app and reading it… (this bitch wrote porn!)and also the koolaid man.”

b”ohyeah”

(about pot stickers (the food)at school)

a “the outside of this tastes like pasta… lasagna ass bitch”

d: a

a: yea?

d: go home!

a: ok (turns around and leaves, mom picked her up)

“let go of the tree!”

“it makes oxygen for me i love it”

i just. saw a kid taking a swig of honey. it is nine in the morning. why. i am in fear

a “i dont care if its good i care if its done because mine sure isnt”

b “insurance???”

b “but seriously. how do you tone (english class)”

a “………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

c “austria said ‘its mine! kick rocks.’”

c “austria said ‘i want to control it all because i have problems and therapy doesn’t exist yet’”

c “idk what you learn in b r a i n c l a s s” about psychology

i “i will cut out your spleen if you dont”

a “…”

i “jokes on u im into that shit”

a “do i even have a spleen?????”

i “NOT WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU!!! YOU WONT HAVE A PROBOSCUS. wait do you know how to spell that cuz i sure dont”

c throwing a basketball at the hoop “LEEBRON”

he missed

c “for michael jacksons legacy” missed bball shot

c “theres some guy! hanging from a Thing there!”

c “hes crying on a donkey! name something more sad!”

a“crying not on a donkey, donkeys are expensive”

a kid showed off his playboy hoodie to our teacher. she did not know where the logo is from and he walks a free man

a (hands croc to a mf): i entrust you with this to protect yourself and the money

g immediately: threateans a known kleptomaniac with the croc in defence of 5 high-schoolers pizza money

i took a yearbook picture of my friend pretending to draw in a notebook with a stylus for a touchscreen. will they notice? will they put it in the yearbook? who knows! only time will tell!

a “the pile of ppl are growing!”

a “there is a guy on the floor here. .. he is scuttling..”

g “hey colonoscopy man. leave.”

colonoscopy man “you talked to jesus didn’t you”

g “colonoscopy man leave”

j “stop mistreating- manhandling my banana”

honorable mention: molotov soaptail which caused emotional support among us