Prompt 333
I once more believe Battinson Batman needs to be given a child. Or multiple. Multiple children. I am also once more rotating Ghosts Have Wings Au.
So Batman, still early in his whole vigilante career ends up busting a shipment, nothing too surprising there. Pretty usual honestly. Except for what was in one of the crates already open. Because it looks like some sort of gemstones but… perfectly spherical. Strange. Suspicious.
But it’s also late, er, early in the morning, and the GCPD is notoriously corrupt, so like, he’s not going to just leave the weird gemstones, each about the size of a plum or so. (Dear Gotham he’s apparently hungry, and might inwardly vow to never let anyone realize what his tired mind decided to use as measurement)
So he, unknowingly spurred on by more than just a slight bit of ecto contamination, takes the strange spheres back home. Just puts them in his pockets and heads back to the manor that they moved back into after the whole Riddler mess. (He even found a cool cave! With a bunch of terrifying bats, but they made a glass separator! For safety!)
But in Bruce’s defense of forgetting about them, he’s more than a little tired and hungry and just wants to sleep for a bit, y’know? So maybe he forgets about the gems as he falls asleep in the chair in the cave (Alfred was not pleased!) until he starts digging around for them. Erm. Did they fall out somewhere?? There’s no holes in his belt pockets…
And maybe these sort of things shouldn’t slip his mind, the spheres had felt Weird with a capital W, but he gets forced to a circus and there’s an… accident. So maybe he pushed it away as not important because there’s now an angry grieving eight-year old living with him and he’s panickedly reading any and all sort of parenting books he can get a hold of because he has no clue what he’s doing.
Yeah, maybe his back is itching like crazy no matter what he tries, and maybe he threw up the other day, but it’s fine. This is fine.
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Oh dear Gotham those are feathers, this is not fine- ALFREEED!
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i have this shadow doodle and other two drawings that are a little old and i never got to post them. Sharing this one to at least have some art posted this month
also bc i still like how this looks
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Me while fighting Midra for the 420th time: "Stop sucker punching me! I'm trying to drop a Frenzyflame Stone to heal us :("
@arcaneseason3 who has watched 69 of these fights: "He wants to fucking DIE."
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Having your s/o lie down on you, just collapse their entire body weight against you>>>
Like yes babe please be my fake pretend weighted blanket until one of us struggles to breathe or gets agitated thanks:3
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actually crazy how much I'm enjoying the heroic durge path thus far. like it's actually a shame I always hear people talk about durge as something they save for an evil run because if you are an angst enjoyer, this is simply one of the finest vintages I've had in a while. like, the limitless internal conflict, not knowing who you are, not knowing if you want to know who you were, trying to be a good person but fearing you never can be. Something is forcing you to do terrible things and you can't control it, so where does that end? is your determination to be better than your impulses stronger than the monster inside of you? what happens if you lose control and just keep falling? that's SEXY. that's fucking catnip for me personally, I'm literally living my best life rn
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He's so pathetic I love him🤣
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The thing about “I might have found the ultimate life form it might be you!” Is how it’s barely acknowledged when there’s clearly still a misunderstanding and it was super important???
And if Prime hinted/acknowledged it with THAT scene, then, WHAT THE HELL DUDE
It’s never gonna get picked up again , but at least we know Sonic will panic significantly more if Shadow is falling LMAO FJFKXKSKSKS
Poor Sonic his boyfriend has Fall Damage
as fond as i am of games like shadow and sonic heroes everyday there isn’t a day that goes by where i don’t wish shadow’s character arc could have been completed in a way that directly builds off what was established at the end of sa2 (and doesn’t muddle or at worst contradict it). And not to pull the ess ay three card but sonic adventure 2 deserved an sequel just for that ending dialogue alone bc holy shit
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