#good god.

[bananahkim]

Mermay day 13!

Think of Ursula except she’s very nurturing to the right people. She’s currently letting the poor widow stay in her lair.

[crimson-nail]

HIIIIIIIIIIII MISS CRIMSON NAIL HAAAAIIIII FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELLO

[mistysgardenn]

this particular scene has been living in my head rent free

[trickarrows-bishop]

No, please. I want more time. Please. No, Nicky...

agatha harkness: the prophecy, taylor swift All screencaps from here agathario masterlist here

[poppy-metal]

Every Uperclassmen!Jordan post hits harder than the last for me because I'm a freshman right now (I'm French so it's not how it's called but it's equivalent) and all I need right now is for Jordan to take some stress of my shoulders and make me feel like I've been actually productive by teaching me how to have actual good sex, because let's be honest, actually fucking with real people scares me so much I might stay a virgin forever.

So like, imagine their ringed hands on your thighs as they slowly eat you out in frat house bathroom, working their way up to three fingers inside your tight pussy and sucking on your clit till you can't breathe anymore. Marveling at the way you moan and whimper sinful praises of their work as you get lost in the pleasure.

Her in female form after working out in the gym, coaxing you into riding her thigh until you're dripping with cum, her muscular leg doing an amazing work at making you see stars.

Her teaching you how to pleasure them, feral at the way you innocent happy eyes look at them with tears seeping out of it as you choke a bit in their cock. Loving how debauched you look with wetness on your chin as you sucked on her clit (they didn't cum the first time but it's okay cause you kinda wanna do it again to prove you're worthy of being their "sex apprentice")

Working their way up through every sexperiments you might wanna try before actually getting into real "taking your virginity" deal, even though at this point, you're not a virgin anymore in your head.

Them hissing at how you're so tight as they spear you on their cock, pushing it in inch by inch, shushing your little cries and kissing you better every now and then, the feeling of your pussy around them making them wanna just slam you down their cock and fuck you like an animal. Praising your good behavior "sooo good for me, bunny, such a good girl. You're doing so well." and you think you might faint at how their voice sends you to fucking heaven.

Imagine her in fem form hitting it from the back, hard, this time, and smirking in satisfaction because you take it so fucking well, and they're proud of their little bunny, of how they've corrupted their good innocent freshie girl so well she's turned into a freaky sex obsessed (and Jordan obsessed let's not lie) slut. And they love it. Hitting you with a "that's it, good girl, letting me use that princess cunt, you're so good for daddy", and basking in the way you answer "I love it so much, daddy !" between moans.

But also... Imagine them being there for you through every freshman year mental breakdown because you're not accustomed to how hectic the rhythm is, forcing you to take breaks, shower, eat with them if you dont' wanna be alone, drink water. Helping you with your classes, when you just don't get it (because why the hell should there be statistics in the psychology major mendatory classes ?!). Imagine Jordan shifting from your stress reliever friend with benefits to your rock in a world you don't really want to navigate in, taking care of you as much as you do them, if not more. But they love it, they love feeling useful to someone, and with you, the love you give them, the way you make them feel safe and cared for ? They feel like a super hero, your super hero.

And they realize maybe it's all they need to be happy....

I meant to write an entirely smutty thing but digressed on Jordan Li's ass being sappy and simping as fuck... They have me whipped I swear ❤️

puts my head in my hands.

[gunsatthaphan]

"let's take it slow."

[iambecomeyourvillain]

so was it just me being oblivious for 3 years or did the rest of you also conveniently forget or were unaware of the fact that renee walker has a mf tattoo??

[strayklds]

LEE KNOW — CHARMER MANIAC IN ATLANTA (230322) @ 토냥이 🐙

[figayda-rights]

Have you considered chilling out and not losing shit over vaguely inspired media that do not have even remotely as big an impact as you make it to be.

Why are you performatively losing shit over this in specifics. How does a fempoc penned and ran game with clear inclusiveness in its npc and world make you decry it as transphobic.

That's not what the world means sweetheart. Mismag is an hp inspired medium, they didn't pay for likeness, they didn't work with any of the people who worked on hp, and they do not condone or support the moldy hag in any way.

Frankly there are rightfully way more important things regarding popularity of hp and Rowling that warrant more attention than a dnd game ran off of an hp Fanfiction.

Be so for real and pick a stand on something that actually matters, or stop lying and just say that you personally do not like any form of hp inspired media and you dislike misfits and magic just for that.

You are allowed to dislike things just because, you do not need convoluted reasons that make you look terminally online.

You are clearly not actually reading anything I'm writing. I would be embarrassed to send this with my whole username attached to it.

"performatively losing my shit" I am trans dipshit. I am out and trans in a very visible way in real life. Transphobia affects me. I have a vested personal interest in countering transphobia.

"performatively losing my shit" fuck so entirely off.

[pierregaslays]

imagine telling him that’s his future teammate btw

[dragons-in-spaceee]

Things I regret in life:

Accidentally sending the message “burn gorman’s yaoi hands lore” to the wrong person with no context and not being able to delete it in time before they saw it, leading to a very awkward conversation

Probably some other stuff but I am too haunted by my “burn gorman’s yaoi hands lore” mistakes to think of anything else rn

[bapzap]

playing mouthwashing the best way possible: via my friends telling me about the nonsense the fandom gets up to

[shaadowmilkcookie]

I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot

[rinneverse]

i just came in my pants

[bingbongbugtime]

I mean a bi woman shouldn't bring her straight boyfriend to pride that's just common sense the straights don't belong here

🗣ALLIES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ALLOWED AT PRIDE. ALSO. PLETHORA OF THINGS COULD BE GOING ON WITH THAT BOYFRIEND

HE COULD BE ATTRACTED TO MORE THAN JUST WOMEN. HE COULD BE ACE. HE COULD BE A PASSING TRANS MAN. HE COULD VERY WELL NOT BE A HE AT ALL.