juno, they/he | artist, horror podcast enthusiast, and full-time silly guy | kofi: https://ko-fi.com/scalemodelarbysreplica | art sideblog is located at @scalemodelartchive
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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
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Planning for a flight now consists of planning out how to document the legal violations the airline is inevitably going to commit.
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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.
"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!
"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands
Look how they massacred my boy
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
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thank you ford "go choke on glass" pines for your service. i'll let you get back to filing that interdimensional restraining order now
bonus:
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Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No?
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2024 was a good year for the word “Slop”.
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They are very close! Those who can support and share for this family in Sudan right now, here is the link:
Also, post-editing me, I think there was a typo in the re-tweet -they're still $4K short -wishing all the best for this family!
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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton
My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky
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