juno, they/he | artist, horror podcast enthusiast, and full-time silly guy | kofi: https://ko-fi.com/scalemodelarbysreplica | art sideblog is located at @scalemodelartchive
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OH THATS GORE!!!!!!! THATS GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😁😁😀😀😄😁🙌🙌🙏🙌🙌🙏🙌
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"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox
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after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina
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I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite
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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something
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3. A song you’d choose to introduce someone to your favorite genre
probably either fill in the blanks by car seat headrest or vegas by big thief depending on whether the mood is Loud or Quiet
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Music ask game
A song you liked as a child
A song that features an element (earth/fire/water/air)
A song you’d choose to introduce someone to your favorite genre
A song you’d put on a playlist for a character you love
A song you think most of your followers won’t have heard before
A song that makes you think of a family member
A song you know every word to
A song from a soundtrack
A song in a language you don’t speak
A song that makes you feel relaxed
A song that makes you dance
A song from the 90s
A song by a performer you’ve seen live
A song you love to sing along to
A song you’d play for a toddler
A song that makes you think of an old (or current) crush
A cover song
A song you’d play to set the mood on a date
A song that makes you emotional
A song you’d put on a playlist for the person who sent you this ask
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today




source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
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i don’t give a fuck if i “sound like chatgpt,” you will pry—my em dash—from my cold—dead—hands—fuck you fuck you fuck you
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tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows
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what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product
what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners
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the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood
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Just an extremely Normal thing to say
Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.
Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.
Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.
Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.
Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.
Reminder these are people.
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