#night things

[aprilsweetness]

"i'll dream of you"

[forest-zy]

I learned this morning that i talk in my sleep according to my gf angel

she said that right after I fell asleep, I said "yeah man" like I was agreeing with someone and throughout the night I was saying "what"

besides that, I also said random phrases that she could make out that wasnt me just mumbling

this is the first time someone has told me I talked in my sleep so I texted my mom asking her if this was a thing I do, and she confirmed it saying I did but so did my half sister and herself

I'm still flabbergasted because I've slept in campers, tents, and have had sleepovers with my pals and nobody has ever brought that up to me lmaoo

[hobgobknowsbest]

if these thoughts occur while you're asleep, and they happen to be horrifying, that's fine too

please keep me in your thoughts. nothing’s wrong i just like the idea of you thinking of me even when i’m not there

[purregrine-sokol-arts]

painting a whole bunch of toothlesses is good for therapy

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[emperor-neo]

I sometimes wonder if Two-Face ever drops his coins when flipping it, sure he isn’t infallible especially with a effed up left side face. I bet when it does the batfamily helps him and treats him with patience after all that’s their father’s former bestfriend

Two-Face: Nightwing, your fate shall be decided by my coi— ah shit I dropped it.

Red Hood: for fucks sake, get on with it already!

Tied up Nightwing: …

Robin: it rolled over there *points at the couch*

Two-Face: *bending down and struggling to reach underneath the couch*

Red Robin: here let me help you harvey

Robin: here I found it *gives a cent*

Two-Face: No! That’s just a regular cent mine was customized I had to pay hundreds of dollars for it to have skulls and—

Red Robin: wait is it one of those coins from youtube that has like cool art that has secrets you can do like press small buttons and open up a compartment?

Spoiler: that’s awesome, does yours do that? then I’ll help look for it

Two-Face: No—

Red Hood: you got scammed dude

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy's life is so hard in FNAF...

(Based off @/sweepswoop’s comic)

[bublines]

i have searched for my mother’s love in all the corners of the world

[brucie-baby]

the fact that alfred was the one to put up jason's memorial is so important to me

[hobgobknowsbest]

fun story time!

many years ago, as I was laying in bed one night, I felt my cat's little footfalls as they made their way from the end of the bed to about hip-height, and the heavier pressure of them finally laying down. I thought nothing of this, as it was a normal, almost nightly event

that is, until I looked down to find the bed empty, and my door closed

DUN DUN DUN

true story, and the closest I've ever gotten to a ghost/night creature. and evidence that you potentially could notice these things!

having a cat (or cats) means you'd never notice if your home was haunted. strange noises at night? cats. things falling and breaking when no one is in the room? strange shapes and movements from the corner of your eye? cats! the terrified visage of the previous resident who died in a robbery gone wrong? you guessed it, cats again!

[painted-cheetah]

Like really, I was just sitting there, being weird all by myself. In my warmest fake sheep jacket, trembling in the cold wind, thinking, this is it, I am OUT of the house, I'll fight this motherfucker AvPD, and my ADHD will NOT stop me!

Seeing people in their bikes and people walking their dogs (why is your dog unleashed, lady?) and people being weird by themselves (that guy was 100% smoking weed, good for him) and then, from the wild, it appears a lady.

I might tell you, it was 9PM, it is fucking windy and cold.

And this lady, she's carrying a bag, and she's shy approaching "hi, can I take a moment of your time? Do you mind? Can I sit here?" I'm literally on the floor, so I smile and nod and do all the correct things.

She tells me this story, of how she's selling bread with her brother, to make ends meet, and that her brother is sick so she told him to stay home, but she needs to sell these two last pieces before she can go home, and she gets all flustered, "not that they're bad because they're the last or anything!" And I'm like, it's fine, I get it.

And then, obviously, she offers me the bread.

I won't lie to you, I do get her. But I'm also broke as fuck, have unpaid bills and am sitting on the floor of the park watching a lake because I had to make myself get out of the house (because uh, AvPD), so in all honesty, I did not want her bread.

I already have bread at home, bread that'll go uneaten because I have a hard time making myself eat anything at all, so it felt wrong to buy more bread, bread that'll go on the bread shelf to stay there for the rest of existence because I wont eat it.

I also did not know how to tell her I did not want her bread, and since I was very scared of hurting her feelings, my mind scrambled a million light years in that second.

Searching for a way to tell her no without telling her no, because I have AvPD, I cannot say no, and I am also brazilian.

So I told her that I had a gluten allergy, then bid her good luck and good night.

Fuck, I wish she finds rich people to buy her bread.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Just a man and his muse :)

A shameless plug for something I drew last night!

(I think I'll do a separate post for a proper Patreon update, cuz I've gotten so much support, and I've been doing a lot with it this past week and having a really good time!)

[liimonadas]

so i've been playing a game

[dasketcherz]

it was a pretty cool dlc, i enjoyed it a lot