#night at the museum brainrot:

[such-a-radical]

[grim-vs-lizard]

[retrobr]

Me: wow my night at the museum hyperfix came back to me!!

Also me: *still proceeds to make lazytown posts exclusively*

[inkwell-illustrations]

I have too much brainrot for them

This drawing took me too long... (my back hurts)

[anxietyprxme]

there is no heterosexual explanation for any of this behavior

[professional-termite]

look i dont think larry daley is attractive. ben stiller looks like every white man protag ever mushed into one and its like. eh. he just....???? i dont like him very much.

HOWEVER

if you trans her gender?? lily daley??? my god. beautiful woman. gorgeous. she just looks correct. 10/10 pretty lady

[wtf-is-sleep-even]

Y'all y'all, I might be going crazy BUT

Stray Jedtavius AU

Or just stray NATM AU

It would be SO COOL

Maybe there are more human like robots down there that we didn't see? Like the androids in D:BH Octavius could be one of the first ones to scavenge the place after they got released to make sure it's safe because of his human like appearance, maybe humanity isn't that bad off. Jed could find him and he could be dragged into a human city where he has to make sure that A) he doesn't get found out B)doesn't die and C) make his way back for the others to tell them it's okay. Maybe he could see the little hero again! Think about it!

This may or may not be a bit inaccurate it's been quite a while since I've seen a play through lol

[hyperfixated-maybe]

Fibsh

for those unaware, it was my birthday last week. on sabbathday we went to the New England Aquarium

fish are suspicious

I havnt the slightest idea what his real name

is but me and the boys dubbed him gub gub

*gasps in garden eel*

LOOK AT THEM LONG NOSED FISHES

[jelenina]

Octavius: *blah blah blah, GLORY OF ROME, something something DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS, wait wrong franchise, KILL THE GREEKS, there we go*

Rome: YEAHHH

Rome: ALL HAIL CAESAR

Jedediah: oh, heya there octagon

Octavius: bitch 😒

Rome: oh?

Jedediah: hey man, c'mon, dont you love me? ;)

Octavius: unfortunately

Rome: ohhhh? :D

Octavius: where was i

Octavius: ah, yes

Octavius: KILL THEM ALLLL

Rome: YEAHHHHH

[tomatoteddy]

I know a lot of us talk about how Jedediah’s actor (Owen Wilson) plays both Lightning McQueen and Mobius from Loki, but I just found out today that Steve Zahn (the guy who voices Jedediah in NATM 4) also plays one of the cats in Stuart Little, Greg’s dad in the live action Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies and the pig from Chicken Little.

THESE GUYS ALL SHARE AN ACTOR IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER GUYS

[7official7moose7]

Restarting my Hilda binge watch, will be checking back with you all when I'm done djshshdhsj

[grim-vs-lizard]

Hey guys!! We are FINALLY back with a new bracket, this time pitting our biggest interests against each other... introducing

💥THE BRAINROT BRACKET!💥

This first round will have 13 polls with some of our all-time favorite pieces of media, the first 5 being shared interests, the rest being individual (Grim on the left, Lizard on the right)

There was some confusion with our last bracket so we wanted to clarify that the only criteria for these polls is to vote for which one you like over the other!! We'll have silly titles just because we like coming up with any kind of connection between unrelated things, it's what we do

SO, all that being said, we're looking forward to getting this bracket started!! Expect to see the polls tonight (7/1)!! Links to all of the polls will be in the reblog of this post :)

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

💖🤎Post-Pammy kiss doodles💖🤎

I have been waiting for this moment for weeks!!! And it’s here!! We get a kiss! Two kisses! A palm kiss!! Pammy nation, we are fed! (Us🤝Octavius🤝Decimus)

Everybody say “thank you, @historical-kitten !”

Thomas has hands down best rizz out of literally anyone in the musem who’s not Larry. Like man’s not oblivious. Man knows Pavo wants him but is not ready and he waits for him. He threatens his abusive mother. He oozes rizz. I swear he knows the best pick up lines, too. And they come so naturally to him - Pavo will swoon. Troublerizzsome Tom fr.

Anyway I have a headcanon Pius and Thomas will get along amazingly well. Don’t ask how I know, I just know. They’ll vibe.

[thefunniestguy]

Ouhhh . Does Finn have the mental stability and power to watch Come Along With Me ,,,

[ahkiez]

It arrived

Holy shit

Currently waiting for my natm book to arrive 🔥🔥 (its literally meant for grade 1-3s... but who cares- ITS NATM‼️)

[professional-termite]

they turned him into apples :(