#nicki && isaac

[nickitxrres]

closed starter for @isaacapatow

location: Ike's home

It wasn’t late, per se, but it was definitely starting to get dark. Things were winding down with the hustle of bustle of everyone’s return to the Ranch and Nicki - well, Nicki had some other worries. Outside of the fact she was pretty adamant there was a snake in their midsts now, Ares was pretty much down and out and almost everyone had made it out by the skin on their teeth, she could feel herself winding up. Laying in the clinic wasn’t going to help. She thought maybe sitting by Ares’ bedside might do the trick but her ribs were pretty much screaming at her for sitting in that chair for too long and the longer she laid in her own thoughts the worse she started to feel.

So fuck it. Should she have probably waited to try and make her way out to Ike’s house? Yeah, probably. Hell, she almost didn’t make it. She was approaching the gate when David spotted her with the most confused faces she was sure he had ever made towards her. In fact, the man almost helped her back to the clinic but after she tried threatening (and failing) then pleading with him to help her to Ike’s house, he obliged. That was the only way she was going to make it out to him at this point. David helped her until she insisted she could walk the extra feet to his front door and David vanished back to the town while Nicki raised her arm, albeit gently, and knocked. “I know you hate surprise visitors but I’m hoping you’ll make an exception,” she added as she waited.

[nickiemoot]

i haven't really played binding of isaac in a while, but i'm still. very very slowly. working on it. i just beat mega satan with the lost, i am very proud of myself

[evilbubu]

NICKI MINAJ IS A MOON KNIGHT FAN?!?!?

[nickitxrres]

Nicki was amped and raring to go for round three. Her adrenaline was pumping through her veins, every sense on high alert for any sign of someone else coming around the corner to try their hand. She quite literally was seeing red. Every piece of her was vibrating with pure energy and Nicki needed to burn that energy one way or another. She was on the ride with no sign of wanting to jump off. Ike’s coaxing words managed to reach her ears and she turned her head towards him. Her grip on her crowbar was still like iron, her fingers welded to the metal of her weapon. She wasn’t quite ready to put it down. Not until she was sure that every last one of those cocksucking Sunface Cultist bastards were dead at her feet.

Ike was telling her that they were all dead. All except the kid, which really meant that not all of them were dead. That and the little shit could be running off to find more of their friends and bring them back to them. Good, let her. I’ll take all of them down. She was still breathing deeply and rapidly, the fuel still feeding the fire raging through her. The only thing that really started to extinguish it was the cold hand that had touched her and pulled her close as it ran up and down her back like a soft pet. Ike’s pet to soothe her and bring her back down before she jumped over the edge.

His words became more and more clear. His hand was like an anchor weighing her back down into the present. The bloodthirsty lioness was stalking back into her den and in her place, Nicki could feel the hollow hangover after riding her high. That was honestly the worst part about fighting - the withdrawal once it was all said and done with. If Nicki could ever say she was addicted to something, it was the adrenaline rush that came from jumping into life-or-death situations. It was the most intoxicating thrill. It took her all the way back to her racing days - the speed of her Persephone coursing through her veins, fueling her own engines that were revving up into the red. While her Persephone sat alone in the woods outside of Redwood, Nicki kept her alive in the way she jumped into her fights and her raids.

But Ike was right - they had work to do. Her grip finally loosened on her crowbar and she sighed as she slid it back into her sheathe. “Alright, Papi,” she sighed, her breathing getting back to a more reasonable, regular rhythm and the fire extinguished in her. For now, at least - the spark to reignite it was still waiting to get fanned back into a full-on flame. They got back to work, making it an easy job as she drove the forklift to get the wood onto the trucks. She casually reminded herself that this was mostly for a fucking beehouse and she reminded herself to confront Joel when they got back about this stupid beehouse. These bees better fucking shit gold or something.

But they got the trucks loaded up and Nicki climbed into the driver’s seat - because of course she was driving. She paused at first, though, as she glanced at Ike. “You better find us a place to stop on the way back because I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna be able to wait until we get to Redwood.” Her eyes traveled over him for a moment with that devilish look that normally spelled trouble - or fun, although to her, both were interchangeable. “Something tells me you won’t be able to either.” Her tongue ran along her lips before he settled into her seat and brought the truck back to life. And just like that, they were on the road back to Redwood.

"Easy there, girl." Ike knew from experience that it was decidedly not easy to get Nicki to slow her roll when she was high on berserker bloodlust. And he further knew that if he let Nicki go full-throttle -- or worse, if he encouraged her with all that he was capable of as well -- they'd get lost in it. There was a high that saturated your entire body after something like this, with the stink of fresh blood and cooling breath, and Ike didn't intend to replace one addiction with another.

And as much as all of the raiders came from dark places, carried the capability for immense violence and ruthlessness inside them, Ike didn't want that to become their hallmark. They lived with normal people. Good people, peaceful people. If they gave in endlessly to their baser instincts, the time would come when they didn't belong with those good people anymore.

"We got them all. Aside from the teenager, I'm sure we got 'em all, Nicki." Ike nodded out at the bodies, lying where they'd fallen in ungainly heaps. "These should never even have been in a fight. They wanted to kill us but they didn't even have the skill for it." And if they hadn't been part of a cult, one that believed in sacrificing other people and kids, Ike wouldn't have killed them. He would've offered them the chance to start afresh in Redwood, and pleaded their case in front of the Council.

Nicki, though. Nicki was still burning, so Ike reached over and pulled her close for a minute, stroking his hand down her back as she quivered and thrummed with pent-up energy that was in its last tails. She'd come down over the next half hour or so and then she'd want to fuck to get rid of the last of it before the emptiness set in, Nicki's eternal fear that she'd prove too much and nothing would ever satisfy her. Ike knew the pattern. They each had their own brand of damage and that -- that was Nicki's.

"We gotta get our real work done now, kid," he said. "There's a shit ton to get squared away onto that truck and I'm gonna need you to drive the forklift while I load on and off. We can spell if I get tired." He didn't think the Sunfacers had any nearby cells of fellow culties they'd called in, but all the same, Ike didn't want to hang around longer than they had to.

"Let's get to it."

[wrexwas]

Sombra successfully manipulating Omnicode in Overwatch 2 - Mauga Animated Short "A Great Day"

Efi laughed again, certain that this was the hilarious part of the story. A non-augmented human reading something as complex as Omnicode? Efi had studied the omnic’s written language for nearly three years, and she couldn’t understand more than the occasional word here and there. If she couldn’t read Omnicode, the chances Isaac could were slim-to-none. - "The Hero of Numbani" by Nicky Drayden

[jtl-fics]

math nerd au!

10/23/24 WIP Wednesday (Closed) | Math Nerd

“So he’s not interested in dating in general or he’s not interested in dating you?” Aaron asks.

“In general because he is already with someone.” Andrew says through his still gritted teeth.

“He’s WHAT?” Nicky shouts drawing the attention of half of the tables near them, “Neil Josten, a man who has named his calculator, has enough game to not only be pulling my cousin but also have another person who he’s dating?!” Nicky demands.

Andrew hates that he finds Tom Isaac-84 charming. It shouldn’t be. It shouldn’t be charming that Neil named his TI-84 something but Andrew is obviously powerless against this Math Nerd’s draw.

[battyaboutbooksreviews]

🖤 Black History Month ❤️

💛 Queer Books by Black Authors 💚

[ List Under the Cut ]

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[onlycosmere]

Boatload of Mummies/Book of Nails

Cheyenne Sedai: I'm really curious about Boatload of Mummies because Brandon did mention on his updates that you'd worked on it for NaNoWriMo for the past couple of years which is really cool. And the title is incredible. I don't know if that's gonna be the final title, but that's what it's always been referred to. How have you been doing with that?

Isaac Stewart: Thanks for asking us. It's a project that I love. So I finished it. Finished a draft in September of last year. It's rough. It's a really rough draft. There's a lot of things that I'm still working through. I'm trying to narrow down the shape of the plot in a way because there's a little bit of--it wasn't inspired necessarily by these things, but it was after the fact that I realized, "Oh, it's part this, part that."

It's sort of begins King Kong, if you imagined getting people on a boat. And then it continues as Death on the Nile. Then you get to a portion on an island. And then it ends The Mummy. And throw in a healthy dose of Venom. So it's like, "Okay, am I doing too much here?" And that's kind of where I'm at. You know, is this even a thing? Have I thrown too much in? Is this too much of a storyline? And i don't think it is. It really is in the end kind of a Raiders of the Lost Ark sort of story. You could pull out those some of those same elements and say, "Raiders of the Lost Ark starts out King Kong." But the basic plot line is there.

There's going to be scenes in the current draft that are basically finished. I don't think they're going to change too much from the version that it is right now to the end.

Will it be called Boatload of Mummies? Probably not. I can't see that as a title of a Cosmere book, right? But we can affectionately call it Boatload of Mummies as long as we want. The working title is Book of Nails. And whether there's a series title or not, we'll have to figure that out if it's a story that people want to continue learning about.

But let me tell you Nicki Savage is so much fun to write. Don't expect exactly what you get from the broadsheets because she is writing to a particular audience, and has learned some skills from Allomancer Jak--though I do think Allomancer Jak's stories might be closer to the truth than Nicki's are.

You will see parallels between this story and some of the elements that are in the broadsheets. But she's basically: if you can imagine a Mary Poppins. who is incredibly interested in the supernatural, and is not afraid to beat up people. That's basically your character right there. And she's just, she's a load of fun. A boatload of fun.

Cheyenne Sedai: I imagine from what you've said that you still wouldn't be ready to give us what could eventually function as a back of the book blurb?

Isaac Stewart: During the first NaNoWriMo that I worked on it we had to come up with our elevator pitch on that, and I wrote the Readers Digest, TV Guide version of it, and it was "A woman with a strange, magical power journeys to an island to find a mythical book that might raise the dead." Something like that.

This particular book is interesting because... How do I pitch this when it's a spin off of a different series. It's a spin-off from Mistborn, technically. But it's not a Mistborn book. You can't pitch that to somebody who doesn't know Mistborn. And that's been some of the fun in trying to figure this out is "How do I tell a different story here, but then have to reintroduce how Allomancy works? But now in this era, we know about Allomancy, we know about Feruchemy, we know about Hemalurgy. We have crossovers from other worlds. How do you write this book without confusing somebody entirely without... "There's like 50 magic systems in here, and I don't understand." And that then goes into the pitch. How do you pitch this book?

People who know the Cosmere, you just say it's set on Scadrial, but it's not really a Mistborn book. It's just hard to encapsulate and someday I'll figure it out.

[roadkillxd]

M!Deputy (Isaac) x Nick Rye x Kim Rye ↪ 900 words — 18+ / SMUT.

Content tags — cis male dominant Deputy, cis male submissive Nick, cis female dominant Kim, first time, oral sex, rimming, implied cuckolding, coming untouched, and anal fingering.

"Can I eat you out?" Isaac purrs. He's kneeling between Nick's legs, Nick's knees trying to press together despite the brunt of Isaac's body in the way, subconsciously trying to cover his exposed body.

"I like that idea," Kim coos from where she's propped up against the headboard, Nick's back pressed to her plush chest.

"I-I dunno if I'm... quite comfortable yet, getting on m'hands and knees like that, Dep. Y’know… feels kind of, uh, exposing."

"Don't gotta," Isaac hums, rubbing calloused hands up and down Nick's thighs, like soothing a startled horse, inching his legs further apart to make room for himself as the soft muscles twitch beneath his palms, "can do you just like this. Prop ya up, legs on my shoulders."

“Balls on your forehead,” Kim mutters teasingly, making the deputy snort and Nick pull a face.

"Seems kinda... uncomfortable. For you. Havin’ to hold me up like that."

"You're not that heavy, Nick."

"Hey!"

"He's not wrong, honey," Kim laughs.

"You should be on my side about this!" 

“Do you want me to call you fat?”

“Well, no, but—!”

"There's no sides," Isaac interrupts with a smile, "I'm just a lot bigger than you are."

Nick glances down to Isaac's half hard cock with squinted interest, a pout on his lips, Isaac's length already a good two inches longer than Nick’s own, fully hard and leaking against his stomach.

"I'm well aware," he mutters, earning a chuckle from the others, "but still… I dunno."

"You don't gotta do anything you don't wanna," Isaac reminds, watching Nick let out a shaky breath when Kim presses kisses to the expanse of his long neck, “we can always do something else.”

"Alright, alright, fine,” Nick huffs, shifting to get more comfortable, “can't be that bad, right?"

"Won’t be bad at all,” Isaac smiles, leaning down to press a kiss to the top of the other man’s knee cap.

"He'll make it good for you, Nick," Kim murmurs, turning her husband's head to press a slow kiss to his lips, momentarily distracting him as his eyes flutter shut, losing himself to the sensation of her tongue slipping into his mouth.

Nick squawks indignantly when Isaac hauls his legs up over his shoulders. He flails, bracing his hands on Kim's legs either side of him.

"I'd tell you to relax," Isaac rumbles, thumbs rubbing circles against where Nick's hip bones jut out, where he’s a line of tension propped up beneath him, "but you're just gonna startle anyway."

"Am not!"

"You absolutely will," Kim smiles.

"I'm not some—oh, JeSUS!" Nick yelps, voice cracking and hips jumping as Isaac licks a wet stripe over his hole, the muffled 'told you so' from between his legs making Kim laugh as Nick jolts again from the vibrations.

Nick tries to cover his mouth with his hand, reedy moans and borderline whines he's never heard himself make before slipping out, but Kim catches his hands and pins them back down to her legs, urging him to squeeze the supple fat of her thighs.

"Let us hear you, sweetie," she purrs, nuzzling against his neck, Nick unable to break the smoldering eye contact Isaac holds with him.

Isaac circles the spit-slick ring of muscle, spearing his tongue into the virgin heat with a rumbling groan. Nick’s hips lurch upward but Isaac slams him back down, grip bruising tight on Nick’s thighs.

“Ohmygodyou’resostrong” Nick breathes out in a rush, voice high and tight and reedy, his own cock weeping like a leaky faucet as Isaac rumbles a laugh, uses his thumbs to pull at the taut skin of Nick’s hole, giving him more room to shove in and lick him out. 

“Does it feel good, Nicky?” Kim whispers, her own cunt clenching around nothing at the beautiful sight of her husband lost in pleasure—the strong, handsome deputy between his thighs. She’ll have to get him to fuck her after this, have Nick watch ‘till he gets hard again, “think you could come like this?”

“I don’t—I’ve, I’ve never,” Nick stutters, turning his face to press against Kim’s throat, trying to ground himself as Isaac gently slips a finger into him. A low, rumbling groan comes from Nick’s chest, cock kicking up before slapping back onto the wet mess of his tummy as he breathes out an emphatic “yes,” against Kim’s sweaty skin, hissed and drawn out.

Isaac focuses on rubbing the pads of now two fingers over Nick’s prostate, like he’s rolling the swollen gland atop them. His tongue still circles around his fingers, shoving in where he can and licking or sucking where he can’t, Nick’s moans steadily rising in volume and pitch once again as his cock strains a purplish-red.

Nick’s gasping out a string of pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease, the muscles of his thighs twitching and spasming as he tries to arch in Isaac’s strong hold, rocking his hips down onto the deputy’s questing fingers before he suddenly shouts a hoarse, cracking “oh FUCK!” 

Kim wraps her arms around Nick’s own, holding him flush to her chest to keep him from reaching out and accidentally hitting the Deputy in the face, while Isaac likewise does his level best to keep Nick from kicking him in the head while simultaneously digging his fingers into Nick’s prostate as the man comes, spurts of cum painting his quivering stomach as he shakes through his first hands (and hole) free orgasm.

[darkbluekies]

Songs that remind me of my OCs

...with little to no explanation :) sometimes it's the lyrics, sometimes the genre, but overall just the vibe I get from the song.

There's a lot of kpop on Hedwig’s part because I'm sure that if she was a real person she'd be a kpop Stan.

This is where I expose my music taste

Silas:

Blinding lights — the weeknd

Goin' down — three days grace (all their songs fit him)

Criminal — corbyn

You and I — aryia

Sober — big bang

Red lights — stray kids

Blood // water — grandson

Mr saxobeat — alexandra stan

Mamma Mia — måneskin

Meant to be yours — Heather the musical (the entire musical makes me think of him???)

Dr Kry

Fairytale — Alexander rybak

Let's kill tonight — panic at the disco

Happy pills — weathers

Teeth — 5sos

Without me — dayseeker

Golden days — panic at the disco

Run away — or3o

Welcome home — or3o

Nicotine — panic at the disco

I ain't perfect — iv of spades

Stand out fit in — one ok rock

Lover of mine — 5sos

Ferrari — Isaac Dunbar

L-o-v-e — nat king cole

King edmund

Masquerade — Eric saade (literally created the one-shot that created Edmund)

Illusion — kingdom

Excalibur — kingdom

Ascension — kingdom

Long live the king — kingdom

The song of Dann (promise) — kingdom

Black crown — kingdom

The bidding — tally hall

Permanent vacation — 5sos

Mary on a cross — ghost

Forever (in my mind) — malinda

Don't light my fire — dreamcatcher

Kill the lights — set it off

Black fire — megagonefree

Cooler than me — Mike posner

Jerry

Ex's & oh's — elle king

Bouncy — ateez

Va va voom — Nicki minaj

God sent me as karma — emlyn (her entire discography reminds me of Jerry)

Lovelost — margø

Go hard — twice

Tomboy — gidle

Beauty full — dreamcatcher

If u seek amy — Britney spears

Take a hint — victorious

Strut — emeline

Blow — kesha

If you were a woman (and I was a man) — Bonnie tyler

Hedwig

Something in the water — boys world

Promise me — natewantstobattle

Hotel — Claire rosinkranz

Love foolish — twice (lots of their discography fits hedwig)

I'm good — David guetta

Hi high — loona

Boys like you — itzy

Up! — kep1er

Habibi (my love) — faouzia

Pick me — produce 48

Girl's girl — emlyn

Super model —måneskin

Back in vogue — aleXa

Deja vu — triples (krystal eyes)

Cherry talk — triples (Krystal eyes)

Nee look — triples

[nickitxrres]

@isaacapatow

[secretnook]

*Monster by Kanye West ft. Nicki Minaj starts playing and it’s not acknowledged until Nicki’s verse*

Sam:

Pull up in the monster, automobile gangsta

With a bad

Jamie: bitch

Sam: that came from Sri Lanka

Yeah, I'm in that Tonka, color of Willy Wonka

You could be the king but watch the Queen conquer

Colin: *yelling*

Okay, first things first I'll eat your brains

Then I'ma start rockin' gold teeth and fangs

'Cause that's what a motherfuckin' monster do

Hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster 'do

Monster Giuseppe heel, that's the monster shoe

Young money is the roster and the monster crew

And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face

And if I'm fake, I ain't notice 'cause my money ain't

Isaac: *cuts off Colin*

So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie?

But my features and my shows ten times your pay?

Fifty K for a verse, no album out

Yeah, my money's so tall that my Barbies gotta climb it

Hotter than a Middle Eastern climate, violent

Tony Matterhorn, dutty wine it, wine it

Nicki on them titties when I sign it

That's how these guys so one-track minded

Jamie: *gets in Isaac’s face*

But really, really I don't give a F-U-C-K

"Forget Barbie, fuck Nicki 'cause sh-she's fake"

"She on a diet, " but my pockets eatin' cheesecake

And I'll say bride of Chucky is child's play

Just killed another career it's a mild day

Besides, Ye, they can't stand besides me

I think me, you and Amb' should ménage Friday

Will: *cuts in out of no where*

Pink wig, thick ass, give 'em whip lash

I think big, get cash, make 'em blink fast

Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for

Ah, I'm a motherfuckin' monster

*Sam/Colin/Isaac/Jamie/Will jumping up and down yelling and hyping each other up*

[dayurno]

when u were writing the kandreil band au did u have any artist you think they sounded like vocally or the type of genres they preferred?

YEAH i think i answered this before you can find it in the #band au tag but the monsters do mostly punk rock/pop covers because they are a garage band :) none of them bar aaron & nicky can sing for shit so really it’s just that that they have going on for them, but when they do original stuff it’s more often than not folk or blues, because that’s what andrew likes and he’s the only one actively writing for them. once neil gets the hang of it he’ll probably follow in andrew’s footsteps but pen some depressing ballads every now and then with kevin’s help

i did have an idea in my mind for kevin though! i think his voice could be like isaac dunbar’s at the point of canon in band au, which is like this raspy-ish deep tone i really like 🥹 when he was younger it was higher and smoother but puberty got his ass :) for the genres he prefers he would probably say None (liar) but i think he’d just be a general music fan. really he can enjoy anything if he thinks it’s well-performed and well-produced. i think kendrick’s damn released on the year band au begins so kevin would have tuned in to it, but otherwise his favorite song is before he cheats by carrie underwood which is why andrew can’t stand listening to it anymore if it comes on the radio

[nickitxrres]

Isaac might not have seen how this thing they had made them better, but Nicki did. Because Nicki knew that deep down that she could go hang out with anyone else, fuck anyone she wanted, but they would never get her. They couldn't understand that outside of those walls, there were things that she had to do to ensure that everyone else here in Redwood was safe and supplied for survival that would make a man's skin crawl. Things that she, if left on her own and unable to share with, would make her feel like the worst person in the world. But Isaac knew. And she didn't have to tell him because he knew and they could reassure one another about their deeds and misdeeds without having to get too much into the "let's talk about our feelings" sort of way.

They really were two sides of the same coin.

They had their moments, of course, where they were real and honest with one another and this was one of those times, and much like all the others, it lasted for a brief moment and then they fell back into their normal routine. The walls went back, the feelings suppressed so they could focus on doing what they were both good at. Fighting, fucking, and protecting the people that mattered. And Nicki wasn't sure if Isaac knew, but she knew that he mattered more than she would ever admit.

She captured the quick kiss with a joyous hum. They untangled from one another and she grabbed her clothes to pull back on. She picked up the torn shirt and looked to him before tossing it at him. "You still owe me a shirt," she said before pulling her jacket on and zipping it back up. She rolled out her neck and readjusted her focus on the task at hand before taking his outstretched one for her. "Let's go crack some skulls, Papi."

// END

Nicki was good at all the id-driven, lizard-brained sex talk -- hell, she was fantastic at it, fast and completely without self-consciousness or restraint, kinda like she was at just about everything that was raw and instinctual -- but when she wanted to, she could gather herself for a deliberate missile drop that never veered off-target.

He still had her pressed up against the wall, pressed together as they sank down out of the throes of sex and back into themselves, but Nicki was answering the question Ike had blurted out and answering it genuinely. She could be so fucking for-show sometimes, all that 'girls-rule-boys-drool' type bullshit, but in moments like this they connected. Two human animals who spooked easy when anybody tried to get them to come closer, but couldn't bring themselves to leave entirely.

"I dunno about it making us better," Ike grumbled as she took his face in her hands. Her fingers were always a tiny bit cold at the tips. Bad circulation, was the sensible reason, but Ike liked to think it was because Nicki's body instinctively didn't want to give away too much of that internal combustion that fueled her like it did her Persephone. "But ... yeah, okay. We serve a purpose, don't we." In the Redwood ecosystem.

He gave her one quick kiss and then nudged bodily against her so they could disentangle, get their footing again, get their clothes on without much fuss. The people we care about, Nicki'd said. It wasn't a concept Ike liked to dwell on, as much as it was what fueled his day-to-day. It was uncomfortably touchy-feely. It seemed ... presumptuous, somehow -- at least on his end. Nicki was probably better-adjusted.

Then again, he thought as he watched her skim back into her skintight clothes, maybe not. But they didn't have to be. "Better get back out there," Ike said, and held out his hand for hers.

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masterlist

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ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

carmen ouija aziza

my love, mine all mine

thunderstorm

edit "rules"

the way pidge looks at ouija edit

collage

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general

christmas with oitnb women

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collages

nicky nichols x fem!reader

poussey x brook

ouija x fem!reader

MY LIFE WITH THE WALTER BOYS

isaac garcia

dating isaac garcia hcs

the garcia brothers part 1, part 2 (coming soon)

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lee garcia

dating lee garcia hcs

the garcia brothers part 1, part 2 (coming soon)

collage "he was a skater boy"

lee with airheaded gf

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general

being in a situationship with the walter boys hcs (coming soon)

OUTER BANKS

kiara carrera

first date nervousness

kie with her gf collage

kiara carrera drabble (idek what this is)

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general

things I'd wear in outer banks

GOSSIP GIRL

blair waldorf

being blair waldorf's girlfriends would include...

[sparkiekong]

OC question of the day!

If you could make a character real, which of your OCs would be:

your bestie

your spouse/partner

your secret lover!

your friendly rival

your enemy!

BONUS: do this for other people’s OCs too!

Pass the game along (anonymously or not)

@igglemouse @108sims and @helenofsimblr - OK! I'll do it!! Fine. I had to think hard and it's still too difficult so here goes!

Bestie would be Eel - He's got so much to tell yet. I can't wait for you all to see all he's got to offer. He's chill, he's the guy you could count on when you think no one else would. He'd be there for you no matter what. Followed in closely by the two Nicks - Nick Gould (@helenofsimblr) and Nickie Catzenberg - You can bet your ass they'll back you up and if they think you're wrong they'll say so. Lyra, Bob and Cat are a good friends to bestie up with... Lyra's sensibilities, Bob's honor and strong sense of right, with Cat's kindness. Franny would be fun at a party as would Guy and Elita. Oh, John boy is so sweet. He's such a tender hearted fellow. I want him to succeed... Wilbur Laffer would be my buddy too. He's hilarious and fun.

I know it sound cliche, but I could be friends with anyone I've created or @helenofsimblr's characters. I basically see them all everyday in my head so they all really feel like they could just walk in the door and be like "Hey Kong how's it going."

No spouse no one can replace my boo... EVER. Sorry! - I actually have a sim of him in game with my simself. You may see them in background shots from time to time. Hubby heavily inspired RT Van Richten and he has a lot of inspiration on the lore and personalities of several prominent characters.

Secret Lover - Kyleigh from @helenofsimblr she's a sultry thing. On my side, Cat or Evie... heck, just book me for a night with all three of those lovely ladies. DC could pop in too. I like a girl that can mix a good drink.

friendly rival - Morrigan from mine and Kira from @helenofsimblr both have this feeling about them that they could be very friendly or very aggressive like there's no dimmer switch for it's either friendly or bitch mode and you can't tell when it's going to be which mood. It just doesn't mesh well with my very conflict adverse self. I much prefer chill people.

enemy - Probably Azura (Crazy AF) , Jure (pompous ass), and Yakob (CREEPY) they're horrible and crazy! Also no Moriarty fam... those guys... well... bad news always from those guys... and Cedric... from @helenofsimblr - he was such a horrid influence on Lyra in a moment of darkness after Bob was "dead". Not a fan of Soggy Sarah Sanders either. She's such a wet noodle. Isaac Danvers is on my shit list too! I was so glad to see DC punch him.