#nicholas Angel x Danny butterman

[radlyradar]

[a-case-of-the-ace]

Good evening, I have the hiccups but also a new chapter!

One of them will stick around, and it won't be the hiccups.

Skinner talks to Nicholas. That's the chapter.

But yeah, I hope you like!

[bearsinpotatosacks]

Benji takes Ethan to a family event, his first since he moved to the USA. His brother, Gary King, says he won't show to Nicholas Angel (Nicholas, Shaun and Tim are Gary and Benji's cousins in this).

Cut to Benji who's drilling Ethan on his family. His brother's Gary, they've got different names because Benji was born before their parents were married, Gary when they were. He’s an ex-addict who tried to kill himself so don't mention either.

His parents are divorced. His cousins are:

Tim Bisley, wife's name is Daisy, they have two kids, Leia and Luke. He’s an artist, she’s a "writer" who doesn’t write but don't tell her he said that

Shaun Riley, wife's name is Liz. There isn't much to say about them, they travel because Liz wants to, but go to the same pub because of Shaun.

Nicholas Angel. Constable of a rural police force, his fiancé's Danny Butterman, Sergeant of the same police force.

They get there, everyone's shocked he's there and are asking who is boyfriend is. Ethan puts on the MI3 charm of being so boring no one listens when talking about his work in the Department of Transport. Well, Nicholas's interested, yet Ethan doesn't crack and answers all his questions.

Then, a bad guy follows them. Their cover is blown and they're forced to fight them. Danny's amazed, Gary's laughing in the corner, Nicholas is trying his best after Benji tells him to get everyone out.

Now they're all much more interested in Benji's American boyfriend

[guhroovi]

movie night

This is what happened during that one scene right??? Right??????

[thepunkmuppet]

ok so I will eventually do this with art, but put it this way I am literally watching hot fuzz for the third time in one week as we speak so I think it’s safe to say that my brain is right slap bang in the middle of HERE right now. meaning I just want to talk about these movies until I’m blue in the face so here goes!

gary king is my babygirl and my boyfriend and my son and my best mate and also me. so. you get it

angelbutter! is there even any competition??

hot fuzz for sure. again, watched it for the first time last week, twice in 24 hours, and now I’m watching it again less than 7 days afterwards and I know every fucking line

shaun of the dead, like, a year or two ago, and then I remembered “hey, there’s more movies like that in the world! maybe there is hope for humanity” and here we are

peter is such an underrated sweetie pie, like name one thing my guy has ever done wrong in his life. you can’t.

probably shaun honestly, I know he’s very much an every man but I think I count in that “every” so yknow, he works the way he’s supposed to i guess

“KILL THE QUEEN” “WOT?!?!!”

there are SO MANY oh my god i genuinely cannot choose

KING GAY and how much it makes peter laugh, it’s become such a running joke with me and my sister I still think it’s hilarious

the IT WAS A BIG LIE monologue in worlds end because… ouch. seriously ouch

gary is bi but we all knew that. angelbutter is canon but we all knew that. gary and andy “got separated” because steven wanted to go live with sam, andy wanted to go back to his wife and gary felt alone all over again and decided to just fuck off by himself (planning on turning that one into a very angsty post-movie fic so stay tuned I guess). I like to think that shaun and liz grew old together with their pet loser in the shed, outliving the zombie apocalypse because YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DESERVE IT

gary king

gary king

GARY KING

danny butterman my sweet stupid little monkey man you will always be loved

probably not long lmfao. but I like to think I would be resourceful?? and I can run like hell when I need to so that would probably help

…. The Winchester??

blanks are easy to kill (squishy blue goo heads that break immediately on impact) but they’re good fighters and also they come back to life infinitely AND I am a weak noodle so probably zombies because they’re slow and easy to overpower

i think this was simons pick in some interview I watched but I just cannot get it out of my head and that is nicholas angel and gary king. like just imagine the breaklight scene if it was with nick angel. that bitch wouldn’t have even made it to newton haven the movie would be over in 15 minutes because of that goddamn notebook

this whole thing is just proving how much I love gary lmfao but my guy is so stupid and funny he would be great to hang out with (not as an actual close friend though, he’s not exactly the expert in healthy relationships). I could definitely play mariokart with ed and shaun though I have to say, and I would love to hang out with the young muskateers mainly because I’m also a stupid teenager. also danny because I mean he’s danny

I don’t really fully see why people ship andy and gary. angelbutter and shaun x ed like YEAH those bitches gay good for them but these two?? granted there are a couple good moments (insert cock joke here) and the head on the shoulder at the end is very ccshvdfbhjcfdhjccddbchj but honestly I just see them as old friends with a toxic relationship. not that I don’t see potential, and if there was a plot line where they had a little thing for each other as teens I think that could be really interesting, but in terms of what we’ve got it just doesn’t really tickle my brain as much as the other two big ships

probably going to greece with my family. we were going to go again in 2020, after the last time in 2018 when I was really quite young, but because of covid we didn’t and since then my grandparents have moved back and sold the house which is so sad because corfu is absolutely gorgeous and I have really fond memories of it

oh I’m wayyy too queer for the nwa. I’m not even flamboyant or anything it’s just blatantly obvious that I’m not cis and in no way interested in being a girl. either that or my dog is a rescue and is always barking at other dogs so they might get mad about dIStuRbiNg tHE cOmMUnItY and kill us both when we’re out on a dog walk lol

gary king again. his costume is absolutely awesome, and I would definitely go all the way with the blue and red blood stains, the rehab bracelet, and the out of order sign. also I literally want to be him so bad it hURTS like no joke I would make a deal with the devil himself just to look like that man and gain his unmatched bi boy swag

just everything in hot fuzz I can’t even choose. we watched the “trivia track” on my family’s old dvd of the movie the other day and oh my god every single line in the first act is foreshadowing and I am just so in love with this movie

sandford. it’s just pretty, like did you see nick’s cottage?? cute little villages like that are honestly such a boss move from britian

regular because I’m basic and I like the little nuts and the chocolate

i kind of wish danny and nick had been like,,, EXPLICITLY canon. because we all know they’re canon and so do the actors and so does edgar and the movie was completely perfect, but representation is important and it just would have been appreciated, especially in 2007

not yet :( started watching spaced with my family and it was good, but I definitely did not enjoy hearing bestie simon pegg saying the t slur for obvious reasons so I decided to hold off on it for a while

danny crashing head first into the first fence and then slowly rolling himself over the top of another fence is my spirit animal

30 Days of the Cornetto Trilogy Challenge

hey y’all know those challenges where you post daily for 30 days and stuff? Well here’s one for the Cornetto Trilogy! Feel free to do whatever you want with these prompts, from creating things to just making a text post :3

Day 1: Favourite character  Day 2: Favourite ship/OTP  Day 3: Favourite film of the three  Day 4: First film of the three you saw  Day 5: Favourite member of The Five Musketeers (that ISN’T Gary)  Day 6: Character you relate to the most  Day 7: Favourite line/quote from Shaun of the Dead  Day 8: Favourite line/quote from Hot Fuzz  Day 9: Favourite line/quote from The World’s End  Day 10: A moment that made you cry (from any emotion)  Day 11: List some headcanons  Day 12: Character you think needs a hug  Day 13: Character you think needs to be slapped  Day 14: Favourite Simon Pegg character  Day 15: Favourite Nick Frost character  Day 16: How long would you (realistically) last in a zombie apocalypse? Day 17: You’re meeting up with your friends, which pub from the Trilogy are you going to meet up at? Day 18: Would you rather face a hoard of zombies or a hoard of blanks?  Day 19: Characters from different films that 100% should meet each other Day 20: Character that you wish was real and that you could meet/hang out with  Day 21: A hot take  Day 22: A moment from your past that you would love to relive  Day 23: What would cause you to get murdered in Sandford?  Day 24: Character you would love to cosplay as/or already have cosplayed  Day 25: Favourite bit of foreshadowing Day 26: Would you rather live in Sandford or Newton Haven?  Day 27: Favourite flavour of cornetto Day 28: Anything you would change?  Day 29: Have you watched either of the honorary members of this franchise: Paul and Spaced? Day 30: Favourite fence jumping scene

[phoenix-is-still-here]

House and Cuddy

Hawkeye and Margaret

Nicholas Angel and Danny Butterman

Shipping Bingo!

Thank you Anon for the ask🥰

House x Cuddy

Sorry, but probably my least favourite hetero ship ever. 100% toxic. Why did they do that.

Hawkeye x Margaret

Absolutely gay in the wrong direction but for the sake of it. They could not hold a stable relationship if their life depended on it.

Nicolas Angel x Danny Butterman

Perfect puppies. They deserve that cottage core life. All the domestic bliss they can handle.

[spr1ngandastorm]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman Characters: Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman, Doris Thatcher, Everybody Else Additional Tags: Introspection, Character Study, nicholas is bad with feelings and bad with intimacy and bad with all of it, relatable king!, danny is aggressively adorable, Humor, Banter, Fluff, First Kiss, Lack of Communication, Drunken Confessions, autism be damned these boys can smooch, nicholas angel can't switch off Summary:

"I'm a little confused." Danny admits. 

Nicholas nods. That's his fault, probably. “This isn’t—it's not a language I know how to speak.”

Danny gives him a funny look. “It isn’t Chinese, is it, Nicholas, you're just…a little worked up, is all." 

“Mandarin.” Nicholas corrects, staring at a spot above Danny’s shoulder. "And I just…I'd like for you to tell me how you feel, because I don't know how to…" Nicholas gestures between them, taking another step forward but not daring to cross the rest of the distance, to speak the language that he's never been able to. 

[thereadersmuse]

Bleedin' vampires.

*Part 1 of the “High Tower” series.

*Also posted on ff.net.

[rants-about-opm]

Don't even start with me:

🌹: Lupin x Jigen

😑: Flashy Flash x Speed O' Sound Sonic

💔: Gaara x Rock Lee

💩: Shigeo x Reigen (fuck off if you ship this)

✌️: Naruto x Sasuke

💚: Red Hood x Wally West

💙: Stephen Strange x Tony Stark

👅: Jigen x Lupin

👎: Genos x Saitama

💤: Tony Stark x Pepper Potts

💘: Rock Lee x Sakura

💦: Batman x Joker (specifically Lego batman)

💣: Yomiel x Cabanela

👀: Boba Fett x Din Djarin

💖: Nicholas Angel x Danny Butterman

💢: Garou x Badd

💓: Reigen x Dimple

A few honorable mentions:

Favorite Sapphic ship 💟: Harley Quinn x Pamela Isley

Favorite Gay ship 🖤: Jigen x Lupin (love them sm)

First Ship 💫: Spider-Man x Deadpool

Ship I wish didn't exist ☠️: Loki x Sylvie

If you have any questions about why, feel free to ask.

Controversial Shipping Asks:

Ship that you have as an OTP: 🌹

Ship that you’re indifferent to: 😑

Ship that makes you sad: 💔

Ship that you find disgusting: 💩

Ship that you find cute but don’t ship: ✌

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙

Ship that you find most sexy: 👅

Ship that you can never see happening: 👎

Ship that is canon but you don’t ship: 💤

Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘

Ship that is taboo: 💦

Ship that pisses you off: 💣

Ship you’re curious about: 👀

Ship that needs more love: 💖

Ship that is most misunderstood: 💢

Ship that you didn’t expect to ship but now do: 💓

[emmalily]

I had plans for a more elaborate gifset but then I got sick so…Happy Hot Fuzz day

[radlyradar]

[a-case-of-the-ace]

Hi!!

A new chapter of Clipped are the Angel's Wings has arrived, get excited! Things start to pick back up again with the arrival of an unexpected visitor.

[bearsinpotatosacks]

Not me creating an entire family tree to connect Spaced, the Cornetto Trilogy and Mission Impossible. (/s)

Tim, Shaun and Nicholas are first cousins (parents' siblings' children). Benji and Gary are brothers, Benji has their dad's surname who left after Gary was born, so Gary got their mother's maiden name, King. Benji and Gary are Tim, Shaun and Nicholas' second cousins (parents' cousins' children).

I also have to commend Simon and Edgar for giving most the characters in Spaced and the Cornetto Trilogy birthdays but then not giving their parents names or saying where they were born

[sandford999]

[misspeppermint2003]

Another gay couples!

I shipped eleven different male characters from four of my favourite films and TV shows.

Sam Jones & Elvis Cridlington (Fireman Sam)

Jerry Lee Cridlington & Arnold McKinley (Fireman Sam)

Tom Thomas & Ben Hooper (Fireman Sam)

S.O. Norris Steele, C.F.O. Horatio Boyce & Mr. Bernard Bentley (Fireman Sam & Bob the Builder)

Bob & Moose Roberts (Fireman Sam & Bob the Builder)

Nicholas Angel & Danny Butterman (Three Flavours Cornetto's Hot Fuzz)

[good-bad-ugly-omens]

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